My nemesis says I'm cute and cry

"It's really unlucky for my wife. Just because I didn't meet the number of words in my Chinese composition, and my handwriting was a little elegant, the old hag caught me and scolded me severely."

In the cafeteria at noon, Chen Jie walked ahead with a serving bowl, looking left and right while talking, looking for an empty seat.

"Hmm."

Xu Han nodded perfunctorily. He had listened to Chen Jie all the way, and now he didn't know whether he was talking to him or talking to himself. He was only thinking about eating now.

The cafeteria of Huai No. [-] Middle School pulls in a batch, at least Xu Han thinks so. Thousands of people share a cafeteria and eat in two batches.

For example, the new onigiri at window No. [-] was sold out again today.

The two searched for a long time with the dinner plate before they found an empty seat.

"Damn, I can finally eat hot food."

Chen Jie could be said to have jumped on the stool, and just as soon as he finished speaking, he stuffed the rice into his mouth.

Xu Han sat across from him, slowly took apart the disposable chopsticks, and took a look at the meal he had made casually.

The rice looked sticky, the onion scrambled eggs had no eggs at all, and the sweet and sour ribs barely looked edible.

Xu Han poked the piece of onion with his chopsticks, picked it up and put it in his mouth. He just took a bite and spit it out.

"Damn it, I'm not familiar with it!"

Xu Han was almost paralyzed by the disgusting touch.

He put down the chopsticks in his hand, took a sip of the drink he bought, and said to Chen Jie, "Damn it, I won't eat, let's go to the supermarket later."

"Ah? Brother Xu, don't you want to eat? Then I'll help you eat. Don't waste it."

As soon as Chen Jie finished speaking, he dragged Xu Han's dinner plate in front of him.

Seeing that he was eating such a disgusting onion, Xu Han inexplicably felt a little nauseous, so he could only look away from the window and drink his drink vigorously.

...

"Damn it, I have to say that today's food is not bad haha."

After eating and drinking, Chen Jie's face turned ruddy a lot. He put his arm on Xu Han's shoulder and walked side by side with him.

"It's so unpalatable, I don't know how you can eat it."

Just as Xu Han was about to tease Chen Jie, he saw a group of student unions approaching in front of him. He was so frightened that he immediately lowered his head guiltily and wanted to slip past.

"It's stupid, brother Xu, run, the senior high school minister Lao Shizi is here."

"I know I know."

Xu Han lowered the brim of his hat for fear of being seen.

Chen Jie also stood in front of Xu Han, blocking his sight. After all, good brothers help each other.

Fortunately, the inspectors from the student union didn't come in their direction. Xu Han patted himself on the head, and almost burst out a beautiful Chinese sentence.

"Brother Xu, hurry up and dye your hair back. It would be fine if you dyed another color, but I want to dye it red, it's too conspicuous."

Chen Jie touched the sweat on his forehead, he had never been so nervous before being arrested.

"It's okay, I'll dye it back on the weekend, and then I'll go for a non-obvious color."

Xu Han flicked his hands, his face was full of indifference, and he didn't panic at all.

"Go to the supermarket, I'll buy some bread." Xu Han took out his meal card and grinned. "Brother, I invite you to eat hot buns."

Along the way, Chen Jie suddenly got up hesitating, and mentioned the third class intentionally or unintentionally, Xu Han felt that he almost put the three big words "wishful" on Ke Tianling.

"Is there something wrong with you, why are you with whom?" Xu Han gave him a puzzled look.

"Ah... that's the one..."

Chen Jie became embarrassed while talking, and his voice became smaller and smaller.

"You old man, you talk like a mosquito. What's the matter?" Xu Han bumped Chen Jie's shoulder with his elbow, and motioned him to speak quickly with his eyes.

Chen Jie took a deep breath.As if he had made some important decision, he said, "That's Su Manqi from your class, can you give me her contact information?"

Xu Han thought it was a big deal, but when Chen Jie gave him a hard time, he was so angry that he wanted to pin him down on the ground and beat him up, but now he took a deep breath.

"Sumanqi? Is there such a person in our class?"

Xu Han carefully recalled that he often took long vacations in his first and second year of high school. One time he even stepped on broken glass with his bare feet in order not to go to school, and then went to the hospital for stitches and asked for nearly a month's leave. helpless.

Usually, he doesn't have much contact with his classmates, so he couldn't remember who Su Manqi was for a while.

"It's the girl with straight bangs who often wears some small hair accessories."

This time it was Chen Jie who became anxious, he kept gesticulating with empty hands, and even stuttered.

Seeing his appearance, Xu Han almost didn't laugh out loud, and said mockingly, "Chen Jie, do you know what you looked like just now?"

"What?" Chen Jie cast a puzzled look at him.

"Like a deaf-mute who is inspired to learn sign language, really, you should calm down, who is it?" At the end, he added another sentence. "There are so many girls in the third class, and all of them wear hair accessories."

"Crap! It's that woman you said a few days ago that looked like a female ghost."

Hearing what Chen Jie said, Xu Han immediately remembered who it was. That girl still had a high sense of presence in the class.

"Oh, that's the one. I don't seem to have her friends. Go back and push you."

When Chen Jie heard it, he almost jumped up in displeasure, and made a victory gesture in the air.

...

The first class in the afternoon is the class of the head teacher, Mr. Shen is standing by the podium and talking endlessly.

Xu Han poked his head out, but found that he couldn't even see the blackboard, and all the classmates sitting in front of him were taller than him.

He muttered in his heart that it was boring, and then took out a piece of butter bread from the drawer.

Other students stealing food in class would carefully unpack the package, and then sip it bit by bit.

Xu Han tore open the package with a bang, took a bite, and he didn't panic when the plastic package made a sound.

Even if Xu Han is seen by the teacher, he can reasonably say that he is hungry and wants to eat.

"Next, we are going to prepare for the first monthly exam. Next, I will draw the key points for everyone. I hope that the rankings of each class in this exam will not be at the bottom."

Xu Han removed the books near the aisle on the left, and seeing the head teacher's face, he swallowed the last bite of bread, took out the Chinese books and started scratching.

Don't ask, it's because he is giving the Chinese teacher face.

In fact, it was Teacher Shen who threatened him with dropping out of school, saying that I can't control you if you don't listen to other classes, but if she dares to paddle in her Chinese class, she will die.

Xu Han said that middle-aged women really can't be provoked.

At this moment, the only sound left in the class is the sound of pages turning and the rustle of writing.

The surrounding air seemed to become quieter. Xu Han stopped writing after a while. He lay sideways on the table, staring at the mop in the corridor outside the window in a daze.