My nemesis says I'm cute and cry

① If you don’t get into the top [-] in your class, you will sleep in a separate room

"Hey, open the door, why are you like this?"

Xu Han patted on the door of the study room vigorously. Now that the temperature had warmed up in early spring, he put on a thin cotton pajamas and stood behind the door and shouted for a long time.

After a winter vacation, he was a little bit reluctant to leave, and he couldn't keep up with the progress of the school, and the first monthly exam was a red light all the way, although it was not very good.

one day ago.

He jokingly said to Lin Tingyun: "There is a way that can make me motivated to study."

Unexpectedly, Lin Tingyun nodded after hearing this, thinking that what he said made sense.

Xu Han was holding the corner of the pillow in his hand. After standing for a long time, he felt a little cold, thinking that if Lin Tingyun opened the door, he would put the pillow on his face immediately.

"I don't want to sleep alone. Are you not afraid of sleeping in the study alone? If you are afraid, open the door and let me in. Don't worry if I'm here."

Xu Han had already started talking nonsense in the end, thinking that I have already stepped down the steps for you, if you don't open the door again, it will be your problem.

"You know how to bully me. If you don't open the door, I will go to sleep with Chen Jie. You think I care about you."

As soon as these words came out, Lin Tingyun opened the door immediately, and met the man with an aggrieved look on his face.

He could only helplessly say, "I'm really used to you."

...

② "Courtship Routine: One Love Tip a Day"

Xu Han recently got a new book, which was bought by Zhang Wenyang, an unreliable person, at a small stall outside for two yuan.

Zhang Wenyang said that the title of the book was too low for his temperament, so he gave him the book called "Courtage Routine: One Love Tip Every Day".

That's what it says in the book.

The first way to find a partner: to attract his attention.

So Xu Han kept pestering Lin Tingyun to dance the underworld social shake that he followed blindly in front of him, but he was severely educated that night.

The first way to find a partner: let him feel your love and patience.

This time Xu Han learned his lesson and stopped doing weird things, but carefully followed the tutorials on the Internet to make handmade love chocolates. As a result, he broke a microwave oven due to improper operation, and finally paid for it with tears in his eyes. Compensate Lin Tingyun for a new one.

The third way to find a partner: learn to seduce him properly.

This time he didn't roll over, but the end result was that his waist was a little sore.

In the end, Xu Han gave Zhang Wenyang a thumbs up, and praised: "Brother, your book is really useful, and the title is right."

③About that relationship

Being idle and bored at night, Xu Han suddenly remembered something.

"There is one thing I don't know if you still remember, it was raining heavily that day, I went to the school bulletin board and my friend made up the love history with you."

"Remember, you said we had a relationship at the time."

"Three years ago, in fact, I fell in love with you at first sight, and then you also happened to be with me with a playful attitude. In the end, you disliked me because I was too ugly and dumped me. Three years later, today I am strong. When I came back, I didn’t expect to fall on you again and have sex with you.”

Xu Han turned over from under the blanket, looked at Lin Tingyun face to face, and poked Lin Tingyun's leg with his cold feet.

"Although I made up that relationship, we do have a relationship now."

"Yeah, we do have a relationship now."

It was late at night, Lin Tingyun hugged the man to his side, they were already very close, but now their breaths are intertwined.

Although they often slept next to each other like this, Xu Han still struggled a bit embarrassedly, and finally put his arms in a more comfortable position to prepare for sleep.

"Good night my boyfriend."

"Good night."

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Aha, I finished writing, thank you little angels who saw this!In the end, the stupid author shamelessly asked for a five-star praise hh

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