My nemesis says I'm cute and cry

"If you don't touch it, don't touch it, why are you so stingy?"

Xu Han reluctantly moved his hand away after being rejected, turned over and sat down on the side, secretly glanced at the person, saw the person slowly looking at the clothes he had messed up, and jumped at the right time past.

Lin Tingyun saw all the small movements of the person, and immediately got up at the moment the person rushed over, only heard a soft hum, and looked sideways to find that the person hit the air and knocked on the remote control.

Xu Han took a deep breath, and even he wondered if the other party deliberately hid the remote control somewhere and waited for him to hit it.

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"It hurts to death, I just felt that the ceiling of your house was shaking."

Xu Han turned on the phone camera and fiddled with his hair. He could see Lin Tingyun approaching in the camera, and immediately tilted the phone to the side, revealing half of his face. When someone approached, he frantically tapped the shooting button.

Fortunately, this time he took a few shots that caught the eye with his superb skills.

"Does it still hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore, I won't attack you again next time."

When Xu Han turned his head and saw Lin Tingyun pushed the frame with one hand, he avoided the other party's sight and didn't dare to look at it.

At this time, the distance between the two of them was extremely close, and he could smell the faint fragrance of shower gel on Lin Tingyun's body, and he knew without thinking that he went to take a bath again during the time when he was not there.

"Why don't you look at me?"

Lin Tingyun was naturally aware of this. He thought carefully that the little guy in front of him seemed to have never called his name, and he didn't know when he had been avoiding his sight.

"Because you look..." It's very kissy.

That's what he came to a few weeks ago.

Xu Han silently swallowed the second half of the sentence. If he said it, it would be fine. In a few seconds, he scolded people thousands of times in his heart. Every time he spoke, he was so close, it was like seducing someone.

"What's wrong with me?" Lin Tingyun raised his mouth slightly and hooked the servant's collar, then leaned on the sofa.

Xu Hanben was sitting on the edge, and now he fell down instantly after being pulled by someone like this. Before he could utter a beautiful Chinese sentence, he felt that he was being singled out.

Just as he was about to sit up, he was pulled down again. No matter how close he got, he felt uncomfortable. His face felt itchy, and he didn't need to look in the mirror to know that his face must be red again.

Xu Han simply smashed the jar and threw it into someone's arms. He couldn't get up anyway, so he turned his face away for fear of being found out. He was just about to cover his face with his hands when his hands were held for a second.

"Why don't you still look at me?"

Lin Tingyun laughed softly, and couldn't help but squeeze the man's hand after grabbing it. The feeling was better than expected. After waiting for a while, he didn't get a reply and let go of the man.

Xu Han felt that he stood up like a spring after being released from the confinement. He really wanted to pry Lin Tingyun's mind open to see what he was thinking, because he would do anything because of such a trivial matter.

"I'm going back, I'll see you next time."

Xu Han touched his pocket and found his mobile phone. He picked up his backpack and ran. He was afraid that he would go crazy if he stayed there. Fortunately, the door was not closed tightly, so he ran down the stairs to the ground floor.

The sun is just right outside, and it feels warm on the body,

"It's really poisonous." Xu Han touched his face with the back of his hand, and only remembered to ask how much the breakfast cost when he was on the road.

Turning on the phone, he saw that there were several messages, all of which were sent to him by Tang Qi'an. He paused with his finger on the screen, and decisively crossed out to send a message to Lin Tingyun first.

—Falling into a box No.1: Hey, how much is the breakfast, I will transfer it to you.

Taking advantage of the time when the other party hadn't replied to the message, Xu Han changed the person's note by the way, but he didn't know what to change for a while, so he couldn't help frowning.

When I got to the bus stop, a wonderful word burst into my mind, and there is no other more appropriate word than this.

——Huaizhong's number one awesome person: No need.

—The No. [-] Niubi in Huaizhong: Be careful on the way back.

Xu Han was already sitting in the car when he saw this news, and whoever opened the window in the front row didn't know, the wind blew directly on his face, blowing away all the emotions in his heart.

After replying to an emoticon package that came with the system, he clicked on the chat interface with Tang Qi'an. He was curious about what they sent him.

—Orange Peel: You fucking come out and work together

—Orange peel: [address]

—Orange peel: Three missing one, hurry up!We won't wait for you before twelve o'clock.

Xu Han clicked on the address and took a look, and found that it was the place he had worked before, but he was a little tired, and he was a little short of money recently, so he resolutely transferred to the address.

I walked into a buffet restaurant, but after running so far, I was assigned the task of killing fish.

The owner of that shop is almost familiar with him, the shop is not full of staff on weekends, the masters didn't come because they had something to do, but this week's business is really good and scary, when Xu Han went in, the seats were all full, and he had to squeeze in sideways.

Arriving at an open space in the back kitchen, Tang Qi'an was holding up the kitchen knife to scrape the scales of the fish hard, just as Li Tongjia poured a basin of water into the sewer.

The boss left after saying a few words. Xu Han found a place to put his belongings, took a small bench and sat down opposite Tang Qi'an.

"No, kill the fish, it's too difficult."

Xu Han held a kitchen knife in his hand, and sniffed it closely. The fishy smell hit his forehead, and he almost didn't vomit, so he could only put the knife aside and go to the front hall to ask someone for a mask.

"The few crucian carp will be left to you."

Tang Qi'an pointed with his finger.

The three of them gathered around a large basin, and after killing them, they threw them into the small basin aside and rinsed them clean with their hands.

Xu Han cut open the belly of the fish with a knife, and when he saw the internal organs flowing out, he didn't want to do it instantly.

"I quit, Li Tongjia, I will trade with you."

"Okay, I'll just wait for your words."

After the two exchanged places, Xu Han looked at a bowl of shrimp that seemed to be taken out of the refrigerator and felt better, at least better than killing fish.

It feels cold when you touch it, you just need to peel off the shell of the shrimp.

"Xiao Yuan is back, do you know?"

"I know, making so many calls early in the morning is like being sick."

Tang Qi'an chopped the knife fiercely on the cutting board.

"We asked him to come over and kill the fish together, but he said he would not come if something happened." Li Tongjia turned the fish over and pulled out the gills.

It didn't take long for Xu Han's fingers to be soaked and wrinkled. At this time, the boss called two people from somewhere to help cut the snails, and the small field became lively in an instant.

It was really terrible to peel a pot without looking too much, and I was stung by the shrimp head several times, and there was a tingling feeling after soaking in water.

Repeating the steps of peeling and releasing all the time, Xu Han felt that he was going to be paralyzed, and if he knew it, he would kill the fish.

When it was finished, my back could hardly stand up, my legs were shaking, and my forehead was covered with a thin layer of sweat. After I took the money and went out, I felt that I was in a bad mood. Li Tongjia had to stay and continue at night. For help, he left with Tang Chian first.

"Why the hell are you acting like this? What did you do in the morning?"

"I was called out by Xiao Yuan early in the morning, but I ran to find that so-and-so, and then I will accompany you to kill fish." Xu Han found a bench and sat down, and took out the bag from his bag. I unscrewed a bottle of mineral water I just bought and took a sip.

Tang Chian also sat down beside him.

"You smell so fishy." Xu Han couldn't help complaining after tightening the bottle cap.

"It's as if you're not the same." Tang Chi'an retorted disdainfully.

Xu Han immediately raised his arm and smelled it, and found that it was indeed the case. He immediately stood up and prepared to go home and take a shower.

"I'm going back first, it's too stinky and I can't stand it."

"Okay, I'll go back too."

...

As soon as he walked into the house, he saw the landlord who hadn't seen him for thousands of years called him. The time was displayed 10 minutes ago, and he just got off the car and didn't pay attention to it.

Just called back.

As a result, the landlord replied that it was all right.

Xu Han suppressed the doubts in his heart and put the bag on the table. As soon as he got close to the bed, he fell down like a broken leg. When he closed his eyes, it was all that happened in the morning.

He turned over and rolled up the quilt, only to realize that he hadn't taken a shower yet, so scared that he immediately jumped up, picked up his clothes, and got into the shower.

He couldn't figure out why he liked Lin Tingyun, he obviously hated it very much at first.

When he came out of the bathroom after drying off and stepping on his slippers, he didn't even think about it. It seemed that the other party's body temperature still remained on his wrist, and he stretched out his other hand imitating the other party's way to grab himself.

But there is no such feeling.

Turned on the phone and found a new like.

When I came out of the store, I asked Tang Qi'an to take a photo of my wrinkled hands and sent it to Moments.

Matching words: My hand tells me it can continue to dry.

At first glance, the nickname is Lin Tingyun.

This is the first time Lin Tingyun likes his circle of friends.

"It's really up to me to do whatever I want."

Xu Han was lying on the bed and swiping his phone boredly. At this time, Chen Jie frantically swiped the screen again, sending the three words "good things" repeatedly.

—Falling into a box No.1: Don't send it out, don't send it out, give me the whole card.

—Falling into a box No. 1: What good things are you sending out?

——Heart like water: Good stuff, oh my god, I think you will need it.

— Xinru Zhishui: I didn't dare to read it, someone shared it with me, and I thought it was a good thing after reading the title.

—Heart like still water: Hahaha, I'm so awesome.

—Landing into a Box No.1: Why did you change your screen name again? It’s quite fresh.

—Heart like still water: The point is not that you should be curious about asking something good.

Xu Han could imagine Chen Jie's cheap appearance through the screen, and he always felt that there was nothing good about it, but he was still very curious, so he sent a voice to ask.

— Heart Like Still Water: 【Link】

——Heart like water: Calcium tablets hahaha, but be careful with this kind of video, I am afraid it is a ghost movie, and I was fooled last time.

—Falling into a box No.1: What is a calcium tablet?You won't cheat me again.

—Fall into a Box No.1: Doubt.jpg

— Heart Like Still Water: Just click on it to find out, remember to bring earphones.

Xu Han didn't click on the link immediately. He lay on his side on the bed and found the earphones, still thinking about what calcium tablets are.

I went to the browser to search out of curiosity, and the result was that ordinary calcium tablets are not interesting at all.

He was wondering if he would click on a popular science video, the kind that specifically shows how this thing is made.

After clicking on it, it immediately jumped to the page and turned into a horizontal screen. Although the screen was black, there was a strange sound coming from the earphones, and Xu Han immediately understood it.

Immediately afterwards, a picture that he had never seen in his life appeared on the screen of the phone, and he unplugged the earphones in a hurry, but he did not expect that the phone was still playing.

"Damn... Fuck, it's poisonous."

Xu Han felt his whole body start to burn again, his brain was buzzing and he didn't know what to do, the sweet and greasy panting sound seemed to still surround his ears.

In a moment of impatience, the phone was forced to shut down.

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