My nemesis says I'm cute and cry

"You're being criticized again?" Chen Jie slid down from the stairwell holding onto the handrail and jumped to Xu Han's side.

"Isn't this a common thing? It's nothing strange. Can you believe that the teacher in charge told me a lot about studying? My head is going to get dizzy."

Xu Han rubbed the space between his brows. If he had known that some teachers would be besieging and preaching, he would not have said that.

"By the way, help me give this to Su Manqi." Chen Jie scratched his head embarrassedly, and took out a fist-sized gift box from his pocket, with a red bow tied on it.

"Why don't you give it yourself?" Xu Han hesitated for a moment, but still took it.

"I'm not too embarrassed. Anyway, she's sitting next to you. You just need to put it on her desk."

"alright."

After returning to the classroom, it was almost time for class, and there was a large area in the classroom, all lying on the table and sleeping.

Xu Han sat back in his seat, glanced at his good brother's girlfriend next to him, and then at the gift box in his hand.

This table can't even be placed on top of her head.

Just when the class bell rang, Xu Han directly found an angle and threw it into her drawer, and then fell down on the table at the last second to get ready to sleep.

As long as you are brave enough, you can sleep until school is over.

Before leaving school, Xu Han dragged Chen Jie to the school bulletin board again, unexpectedly, the board seemed to have been changed again.

"No, you don't want to take that photo, do you? It's been so many days that you still miss it."

"I don't care, I'll take it. I'm anxious if I don't get this photo." Xu Han searched around and finally saw it. After checking left and right, no one was there, he simply opened the window and pulled out the photo.

Chen Jie just wanted to say that it is locked and you can't get it, but the next second he saw the person take out the photo openly, and then looked around in panic.

"Damn it, isn't it locked? It's gone now."

"I sneaked over to take a look in the morning so I dare now."

Xu Han stuffed the photo into his jacket pocket, then closed the window, turned and ran.

Chen Jie sighed and followed.

"You are really courageous enough to take even this."

"The main reason is that he took this photo well, otherwise I wouldn't take it."

"A dog won't believe what you said." Chen Jie clicked his tongue, and looked at Xu Han who was holding the photo in his hand like a baby.

After parting at the intersection, Xu Han saw Tang Qi'an riding a little pink donkey.

"Here, the helmet." Tang Qi'an picked up the helmet on the pedal and handed it to Xu Han.

"I'm not going, and you know I never go out at night." Xu Han waved his hand at the man, then lifted his schoolbag up and walked around him.

Tang Qi'an put the helmet away and slowly drove it beside him.

"Hey, I won't be able to play for a few days, and I'm about to pass the exam. If you don't pass the exam, you won't be allowed to graduate. If you don't hang out with me today, I may be gone in a few days."

"Then I won't go either. You also know that I never go out at night. The research must memorize a lot of things. You should go and see more."

"Okay, then I'll see you next time."

...

After arriving home, the first thing Xu Han did was to take out the photo and stuff it under the pillow, then took off his coat and hung it on the back of the chair.

As soon as I picked up the phone and turned it on, seven friend requests popped up.

"I rely on me not to be targeted by a certain organization, why are there so many?"

Xu Han clicked in and saw that the avatar was either a cartoon or a cat or a dog. He didn't write a reason for the application, so he just passed one. He didn't know what to send in the first message, so he hung his phone aside and went to collect his clothes first. .

When I came back, I saw that the screen of the mobile phone was on, and the message was still playing on it.

—Tuantuan: Hi handsome guy!

—Tuantuan: In your class, I added you from the post bar.

Seeing that the descendants were all stupid, Xu Han immediately typed and replied.

—Falling into a Box No.1: How can I rely on you to get my WeChat.

—Tuantuan: Someone else posted haha, so I thought about it, Jiajia, but I didn’t expect you to pass.

After that day, Xu Han never clicked in to read it again. There was not much traffic in it, and he finished reading the post within a few pages. Now someone actually put his contact information on it.

Back to the desktop, clicked on the school's post bar, the first post on the homepage floated a bunch of advertisements for recruiting student workers nearby, and there were several comments.

Clicking in is all for the bar to delete the post.

After returning and exiting, I went directly to the hot posts, but I saw the post that secretly photographed him last time without flipping through a few times. It seemed that there were more comments than last time.

The above is full of people who don’t know how to help, and the reply below becomes the contact information for the same request.

Xu Han replied one by one.

—86l: Secretaries check it out for me! I want all the information about this handsome guy in 3 minutes @小玫瑰@豆腐很味

— Reply Lou: Don’t check if he has someone he likes.

—88l: I seem to have seen him, sister, you may meet him when you squat in front of the school supermarket.

— Reply to Lou: You are misleading others. Who is squatting at such a short time at noon?

—89l: This looks like a sophomore in high school, don’t even think about it if you have a partner.

— Reply Lou: You may have identified the wrong person, but I think you are right in the second half of the sentence.

After scrolling down, it was gone. Xu Han quit immediately after replying, and was going to find another post.

In the latest post, I searched in chronological order, but I didn't find the original post. Instead, I jumped out of a new post half an hour ago.

—Title: Help, I went to the bulletin board and found that Lin Tingyun's photo was gone, who the hell did it so quickly.

—1l: Awesome, shit, I passed by at noon and took a look at it, and it was gone at night.

—6l: By the way, is he a dormitory student or a general school student? I can always see him at night, but when I go back to bed after class, I pass by their classroom and don’t see him.

—11l: Let’s not talk about it, let me give you a contact information, as long as you can add friends, you will have a chance, let’s start a group.

— Reply to the building: I want to enter too.

Xu Han looked around and replied one. While looking at the post, a new friend application verification was sent. He immediately exited the post bar and switched to WeChat settings to turn off all adding methods.

For a while, I couldn't read the news, and there were also small red dots in the private message on the post bar.

—Tianzizi: The sister penguin group number is 1x916x4, hurry up and close the group with 20 people just to be on the safe side, and there are already some people in it now.

"I can't rely on it, but I really pull the crowd."

Coincidentally, the takeaway order arrived. Xu Han unpacked the disposable chopsticks and put them on the tea table. He took a sip of the soup with the spoon and opened the QQ that he hadn’t used for a long time. As soon as he opened it, a 99+ news message popped up.

Before joining the group, Xu Han changed his avatar and screen name. The avatar could be cat, cat, dog or something, and he just used the screen name and typed it up casually.

Just applied to join the group and was approved.

—Tianzizi: Welcome, welcome.

- Law of the Stars: Help I see it!I saw him on the playground. Evening self-study is about to start, and I have to hand over my mobile phone and I won't be able to chat with you.

—The Law of the Stars: Fuck, he walked in this direction, I feel extremely nervous typing.

— Don’t change your name if you don’t lose weight to 90 pounds: real and fake snapshot photos!

—The Law of the Stars: I dare not, my phone will be gone if it is discovered.

Xu Han glanced at the time and it was almost seven o'clock. He didn't realize how fast the time passed. If he could still see Lin Tingyun when he ran out at this time, the problem would be how to get out and how to come back.

Just ask in the group first.

- Online dating cheated 20: Does he have a mobile phone?Can you see that star clearly?

—The Law of the Stars: Some seem to be there, maybe there should be some. I caught our class eating takeaway in the classroom last night, and a woman took a picture with her mobile phone.

— Law of the Stars: [Photo]

Xu Han clicked on the picture and saw where the star was taken at a glance. When he zoomed in, it was Lin Tingyun. This point was actually at the school again.

Immediately sent a message to the other party.

— Landing into the Box No. 1: [Photo]

—Landing into a box No.1: Look, is this you? Hurry up and call me back, I know you are online.

After waiting for a while and still not receiving a reply, Xu Han simply changed the notes when he was bored waiting, but Lin Tingyun returned to him as soon as he changed them.

— Hate-but-Like: Are you at school?

—Falling into a box No.1: Then do you want me to be there?

Xu Han typed it without even thinking about it. When he clicked to send, he felt that this sentence was not very good.

He always had a strange feeling that he couldn't express, but now the retracted words seemed too deliberate, so he had to say another sentence.

—Falling into a box No.1: If you want me to be there, I will come to the school to find you now.

—People who hate but like it: Just don’t cry and let me take you home when the time comes.

"If you are sick, you are really sick. If you don't open the pot, you will lift the pot."

Xu Han directly turned the phone upside down on the sofa, and the time set for replying to a few messages was almost cold, thinking that he would not go to him, and whoever went would be a dog.

...

"Hurry up and pick me up, hurry up, hurry up, if you don't come, I'm going to die."

Xu Han hid in a supermarket closest to the school. This time, he came at a good time. Last time, he left school with him at the end of evening self-study at about this time.

Unexpectedly, my feet were almost numb this time and I didn't see anyone coming out of the school gate, so I had to send him a voice message.

Waited for a while and finally replied.

— Hated but loved person: where are you.

After Xu Han saw the news, he opened the curtain of the supermarket, bought a bottle of water before leaving, and trotted up as soon as the school gate opened.

Chen Jie specially taught him a trick, just treat Lin Tingyun as a normal friend, so that he doesn't have to feel guilty when he is fighting, and he can directly pounce on him.

Xu Han thought it made sense. After all, he usually fights with a few good friends.

So this time, he originally wanted to rush over directly, but he didn't dare to approach him as soon as he got close, so he moved closer to the person and hugged the person's arm.

"Dangdang, I'm here."

"Why don't you wear more clothes when it's cool? Is it easy to write when you have a cold?" Lin Tingyun saw that Xu Han was wearing a mask, and the clothes on his body looked very thin.

"Better, are you free? Let's go to the square to play." Xu Han pulled off the mask a little, but pulled it up again because he was afraid that he might not fully infect him.

At [-]:[-] p.m. in the square, Xu Han dragged someone to sit down on a bench in the square. Although it was not the weekend, it was still very lively, and a stage was set up to perform magic tricks.

Every tree next to it is hung with colorful and glowing lights, lighting up the surrounding area, and not far away are children riding bicycles to slide around the fountain.

"It's been a long, long time since I went out to play at night." Xu Han turned his head and glanced at Lin Tingyun, who just turned his head to look at him.

"Then I'll stay with you for a while."

Just as Xu Han was about to say hello, he saw someone he knew behind him. Obviously, that person also saw him, and he glanced in this direction several times, as if to confirm whether he had identified the wrong person.

"Help me." Xu Han directly buried his face on Lin Tingyun's shoulder, ready to pretend not to see, on the one hand he was afraid of being pushed away, and with the other hand he tightly grasped the corner of Lin Tingyun's clothes.

"What's wrong?" Lin Tingyun looked around, and also noticed the eyes of several people looking this way.

Xu Han never dreamed that he would meet Tang Qi'an and Li Tongjia in this way. He met him when he met, and he happened to be caught with Lin Tingyun.

At this moment, he wished in his heart that he was not recognized by wearing a mask and hat.

After a while, he almost felt like he couldn't breathe.

"Are you gone? Can you help me see if the group of people on the right are gone?"

"gone."

"I'm really going to die, it's so embarrassing." Xu Han immediately let go of the other party, pulled off the mask and took a breath of fresh air.

"What's embarrassing?"

"It's nothing, I want to go back first and I'll bother you another day." Xu Han touched his nose with some guilt, the phone was turned on to vibrate mode, and now it was ringing non-stop in his pocket.

"Do you want me to take you back?"

"it is good."

...

After entering the room and seeing Lin Tingyun calling a car to leave, Xu Han immediately took out his mobile phone from his pocket, ready to scold Tang Qi'an.

Sure enough, the small group has exploded, and there are nearly forty Aite news.

—Orange Peel: Xu Han, you are awesome, didn't you agree not to go out at night?

—Orange Peel: I invited you and refused me, but I saw you in the crowd at a glance.

—Don’t change your name if you don’t get an ssr card: Who is that guy next to you?

Xu Han leaned against the door and watched the news. He could already imagine the expressions of the two of them. They were quite flustered just now, but now they wanted to laugh.

—Orange Peel: When someone comes out to talk, is that little boy the one you like?Instead of going out to drink with me, stick it in someone's arms, and stick it so close, how fucking shameless you are.

—Orange peel: contempt.jpg

Xu Han directly sent a voice over.

—Falling into a box No.1: I'm just shameless, what can you do with me.

—An old man in the country: Do you have any photos?I want to see.

—Orange peel: Not photographed.

—Falling into a Box No.1: Hahaha I laughed so hard you guys.

Before falling asleep at night, when Xu Han closed his eyes, it was all that happened at night. At the beginning, he was regretting his actions. He shouldn't be so impulsive.

"Forget it's cheap, you still have to take it. What if you can't take it again in the future, don't even think about sleeping."

...

Since Chen Jie and Su Manqi fell in love, Chen Jie came to the class more frequently, and got along well with everyone in the class.

Xu Han propped his head up and watched them whispering on the sidelines. Sometimes he was really afraid that Chen Jie would lose his mind when he fell in love. Now he stopped playing games and didn't come out to play on weekends.

Even looking for him less often, the two used to stay together at noon, but now that Chen Jie wants to accompany Su Manqi, Xu Han can only go to lunch alone.

Sometimes I would bump into those freshman in high school, and after saying hello to each other, they left directly.

It just so happened that during the last class meeting on Friday, a notice came outside suddenly saying that five people would be asked to sign.

The teacher in charge didn't bother to ask someone to let the first group go.

When he arrived at the open ground on the ground floor, Xu Han immediately saw Lin Tingyun was there, and after being depressed for several days, he suddenly felt better when he saw him.

Afterwards, other classes came one after another, all signed on the banner, and were urged to leave quickly after signing, Xu Han took the pen handed to him by Lin Tingyun and asked: "Where did you sign? "

"I didn't sign it." Lin Tingyun pointed to an open space and helped him straighten the banner so he could sign it.

"You sign for me first." Xu Han stuffed the pen into the opponent's hand.

After seeing Lin Tingyun signed, Xu Han immediately followed his name and wrote his own name, then handed the pen to the next person and returned to the classroom.

From afar, I saw the head teacher calling someone out to talk again, and was suddenly stopped when he was about to enter the classroom.

"Xu Han, wait, you will be next."

Seeing that the person who was being talked about returned to the classroom, Xu Han immediately took that person's place.

"What's wrong with me?"

"That's right. The school leaders will take the school entrance examination next Wednesday very seriously. The teacher also knows that you really can't get in, just like that classmate just now."

"Then is there still time for me to learn?" Xu Han hesitated.

"It's too late, I was wondering if you had a good time with those in Class [-], let them teach you if you have nothing to do, if you can't do it, just ask for leave that day and don't come here."

"Okay, I'll ask."

...

"Let me see how to learn how to make bread. Is it for you to memorize and draw a few questions?" Xu Han took a stack of review materials and looked at them. There were answers to fill-in-the-blank and multiple-choice questions, all of which Various pasta recipes.

Li Tongjia took out one and looked at it for a while, then stuffed it back into Xu Han's hand, and said, "What the hell is this? I asked you to report for auto repair with me and you quit, but now you make bread every day." .”

"Why, look down on breadmakers? Not only the written test but also the practical exercise, I really threw up."

Tang Chi'an scratched his hair irritably. Xu Han just wanted to comfort him by saying that making bread is better than him doing nothing, but he saw a black thing protruding from the man's wrist.

"Didn't you just wash it off a few days ago? Why did you get tattooed again?"

"Ah, well, I got my girlfriend's name tattooed, and I also got a snake tattooed by the way." Tang Qi'an rolled up his trousers and showed them.

"Fuck, I also got a tattoo of a snake. It's not a coincidence." Li Tongjia also wanted to show off her tattoo, but she was too embarrassed to lift her clothes on the street.

"You guys..." It's hard for Xu Han to imagine that Li Tongjia would have one, but Tang Qi'an has had tattoos since junior high school.

He still vaguely remembered that one year Tang Chi'an was beaten up by his mother because he had an ugly tattoo on his neck, and he was dragged to wash it off the next day.

"Do you want to do it or not? Anyway, the checkers with tattoos on your back won't take your clothes off to look at them. What's more, the weather is good on Saturday."

"I'll forget it. Let's work hard when it's almost here." Xu Han waved his hands again and again. He always felt that this thing is untouchable. It hurts to look at it and pays for it. If he is caught, he will immediately persuade him to leave.

In front of a barbecue restaurant, Xu Han helped them pick out two sets of doll costumes that looked okay, and the young lady in the store helped them put them on and started cheering them up.

Xu Han, on the other hand, stood aside, and after getting the leaflet, he led the two dolls, which were more than 1.9 meters long with their ears, out.

"Why don't you distribute leaflets with us?"

"I don't want to wear this kind of clothes, let alone I go to the nursery next door to accompany the children, you two take your time."

...

"Brother, why haven't I seen you before?"

A little girl about four or five years old asked while lying on Xu Han's lap, and stuffed another small biscuit into her mouth after speaking.

The biscuit crumbs fell on Xu Han's pants in one gulp. Just as he was about to brush it off, he saw the child wipe it off with his chubby little hands.

Xu Han pinched the child's little face, thinking that Tang Qi'an and Li Tongjia were so stupid that they would rather distribute leaflets under the sun than come here with him to see the child.

"I'm done." The child swallowed the last bite of the biscuit, and wiped her smock with both small hands. Seeing this, Xu Han immediately took out a wet tissue from the table next to her to wipe her hands clean.

Around three o'clock in the afternoon, the parents came to pick me up.

Xu Han thought it was okay at first, but when he walked out with the money, he still felt that the shouting was still in his head.

After waking up from a nap in the afternoon, he couldn't stop crying, and other people who came to work as temporary workers like him were all in a hurry.

Going out and crossing a road, he saw the two sitting in front of the milk tea shop. Tang Qi'an had a mark on his face. He was still looking at the documents, while Li Tongjia was playing with his mobile phone.

"I'm exhausted, I'm going crazy wherever I am, it's really not a human thing."

Xu Han took an empty seat and sat down, scanned the QR code with his mobile phone and ordered a cup of milk tea, then leaned on the back of the chair and pretended to be dead.

"Who told you not to follow us, we get 90 for a day, and the boss gave me a coupon haha."

"I'm really tired. I have to go tomorrow and get 180 for two days."

"By the way, I stopped by the boutique and bought this for you." Li Tongjia put the things on the table and pushed them in front of Xu Han.

"What is this?" Xu Han didn't want to move at the moment, but just took a look and found it was a cardboard-like thing.

"Tattoo stickers."

"Fuck, you guys are so awesome, you're still thinking about this."

"It's really a fool to say that you are a fool. This is clearly a trick of love."

Xu Han felt that he really couldn't understand Tang Qi'an's words more and more, so he could only glance at Li Tongjia in a daze, and found that the other party was holding back a smile.

"You guys are poisonous, what does tattoo stickers have to do with dating tips?"

"You go back and think about it slowly. Remember to post it somewhere better. We're leaving first to blast popcorn on North Street at night."

...

After returning home, Xu Han looked at the large stack of tattoo stickers tied up with rubber bands, and found that some of the patterns were really pretty, and he had never touched these things before.

Holding the idea of ​​sticking one to try, he took the smallest one and put it on his hand, but found that he really couldn't get it off, so he had to take a band-aid to cover it first.

Xu Han directly sent a message in the group and Aite sent the two of them a message.

—Landing into a box No.1: What does this have to do with love? Can you be lucky if you post it?

—Orange peel: Are you stupid? Put it on your neck and rub it against the other person and ask him to help wipe it off with alcohol and warm water. You can still have close contact.

—Don’t change your name if you don’t get an ssr card: Hahaha, don’t pay attention to him, he used this method to catch up with his girlfriend, but later his partner found out that he had real tattoos all over his body.

—Falling into a box No.1: This is too shameless.

—Orange Peel: Why the hell are you showing off?Start faster than me.

Xu Han thought about it carefully and found that what Tang Qi'an said was true, but he felt that this was too unorthodox. How could a normal person do this? He just turned on the camera, pointed his middle finger at the floor, took a photo and sent it privately to Tang Qi'an .

— Landing into the Box No. 1: [Photo]

—Falling into a box No.1: God damn tricks in love, for me this is a trick of being disliked.

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I'm sorry that I entered v too suddenly. I didn't explain what I said in the last chapter. I will give a red envelope to the first five comments, so I will compare my heart with my heart!