My nemesis says I'm cute and cry

During the interview process, Xu Han was rejected in the first round. The reason was that he didn't have the feeling of loving someone. He had lived for almost ten years and had never had a date.

When he returned to the classroom, a bunch of people pulled him and asked him what the general plot was, and whether he had been selected to participate in it or something.

"The script is similar to Fruit Fight. I think it's quite boring, and the impromptu costumes are still bad."

Xu Han leaned on the back of the chair, he was not used to taking off the headgear after wearing it for a long time.

I was hungry in the first class in the afternoon, and I ran around at noon and didn't eat anything. If I knew it, he wouldn't give it to Lin Tingyun. The days at school are counting the time on my fingers, or my brain is empty thinking Go back and do something.

"Hey, when is the school celebration? Why are we rehearsing the show now?" Zhang Wenyang asked vaguely with a biscuit in his mouth.

He still had a big bag in his hand, and he took out a few small bags from it and threw them on Xu Han's table. Seeing a few girls sitting next to him, he took out a few more bags and distributed them out.

"Thank you, but I don't know about the anniversary, it might be in mid-November." Xu Han really felt that Zhang Wenyang was sending charcoal in a timely manner, and there was really something missing.

Xu Han remembered putting a pack of biscuits into his pocket and wanted to give it to Chen Jie. After all, this man had been crazy with him all afternoon, and he was probably hungry too.

When he reached in, he found that the pocket was empty, and he took it out in disbelief.

"What are you looking for?" Zhang Wenyang looked at him curiously.

"Damn it, I'm missing something, I guess it's in the lecture hall."

"Is that important?"

"It's important, what should I do? I want to look for it now. There should be people in the lecture hall now."

"I'll accompany you. It's just a coincidence to go and have a look. There's still 6 minutes left."

It took them a minute to run to the door of the lecture hall, but the door was tightly closed. Zhang Wenyang pushed it and found that he couldn't get in, so he moved aside to let Xu Han push it.

"Okay, okay, I'll come, I'll come, you can't even open a door."

While talking, Xu Han tried to knock on the door. There was still music inside, and it seemed that someone was there, but no one came to open the door after knocking several times in a row.

He ran so fast that he now felt that he was going to die. In addition, the lost thing was a small note written by him. If someone picked it up and opened it, Xu Han felt that he could die on the spot.

When Xu Han wanted to lean against the door to take a rest and catch his breath, the door suddenly opened with a creak. At this moment, he put all his weight on the door, and by the time he realized it, he had staggered and failed to stand still. If you fall, it's still the kind that lands on your face.

It's a shame when it's over.

This was Xu Han's last thought.

After he regained his composure, he realized that he was tightly hugged by two hands, and he was also leaning against the man's chest tightly. When he looked up and saw that it was Lin Tingyun, he immediately broke free from his embrace.

It happened that the class bell rang, and Zhang Wenyang dragged Xu Han and ran away no matter what he saw, and kept saying that he was going to be late.

In the end, the two of them managed to enter the classroom at the moment when the bell stopped. Xu Han had just returned to his seat with his front foot and his most hated old math man came in.

Before the class, he babbled a lot about the homework problems, and called a few people who did not finish the homework seriously to the podium to criticize them.

"Tsk started again."

The ones who were called up either handed in blank notebooks or just wrote nonsense. Xu Han propped his head and looked at the old math man scolding them one by one, thinking to himself that luckily he didn't hand in any.

"Why are you sitting in the front? Who will adjust the front for you?"

"Teacher." Xu Han looked up at him and said casually.

"It really upsets me to see you sitting in the front. You have such a good seat, so you should allow students with good grades to sit so that they can attend classes conveniently."

For a while, everyone in the class focused their attention on this corner, and the old math man in the back row took advantage of the old math man's attention on Xu Han, and immediately pulled out a spicy stick from the drawer with lightning speed and ate it.

Some pretended to lower their heads to pick up a pen and quickly stuffed a jellybean into their mouths.

In just a few minutes, the classroom didn't seem to make a sound, but it actually did a lot of things.

"Yeah, yeah." Xu Han nodded perfunctorily, thinking to leave your class as soon as possible.

As soon as the math old man turned his head, he immediately stuffed the biscuits given by Zhang Wenyang into his mouth. Although he knew that it was not good to eat in class, he felt indifferent when he saw that everyone else was like this.

The math old man came down and turned around twice from time to time, so that Xu Han dared to chew directly, and could only swallow it a little bit after it melted in his mouth.

After a while, his thoughts drifted to the country of Java.

It doesn't matter if the note is swept away by the cleaners, or it doesn't matter if someone picks it up and throws it away as a piece of rubbish, anyway, it doesn't matter if anyone opens it and sees it.

Then he thought of what happened at the door just now, everything happened so suddenly that he almost disfigured his face.

"No, wouldn't you not be able to use school if you are disabled from the fall? You can also take a long vacation."

Xu Han just groaned, then immediately lowered his head and closed his mouth.

Originally, the only sound in the class was the old math man's lecturing, but his success has aroused people again.

"Why are you so surprised? If you are sick, you have to go to the hospital. If you don't want to attend my class, get out."

"Don't worry, I will be the first to ask for leave if I am sick."

The old math man cast a glance at Xu Han, took the book and walked back to the podium to continue his lecture.

After class, Zhang Wenyang ran over and asked, "Brother, are you embarrassed?"

"What's embarrassing? Don't I often fight with him? He is also quite speechless and grabs me every day."

"It's not the math teacher, it's you in the lecture hall..." Xu Han covered Zhang Wenyang's mouth before he finished speaking.

"Please don't talk about it, I finally spent half a class time hypnotizing and forgetting."

Zhang Wenyang's mouth was covered and he couldn't speak, so he could only make an OK gesture.

"Then are you still looking for something?"

"I didn't look for it anymore, and I suddenly felt that it didn't matter."

...

"What's this? A piece of paper is so well wrapped, it's even tied up with a string."

Chen Jingyan looked at a piece of gray light grid paper on the table and asked, the thread on it was hanging loosely on the paper, it was obvious that someone had taken it apart and looked at it.

"You can open it and take a look."

As soon as Lin Tingyun finished speaking, Chen Jingyan had already held it in his hand, and then he watched the other person's expression change from curiosity to a smile and then he couldn't hold back at all.

"This name looks familiar, isn't it the one who followed you on the mountain last time?" Chen Jingyan took another look after asking, and laughed out loud, seeing Lin Tingyun looking at him calmly, a little embarrassed He coughed a few times, and then couldn't help laughing again.

"Look at the paintings and writings." Chen Jingyan pointed to Lin Tingyun.

The note was full of stick figures, and the names of the two were written on their faces. One of the villains pointed a sword in his hand at the other, and there was a sentence next to it.

—The unlucky person will take his life!

Looking down, the little man with Xu Han's name on his face was riding on the head of the little man with his own name written on his face. The words next to him were written crookedly, and it was hard to see what was written for a while.

Lin Tingyun took the note back, folded it and put it in the book, and remembered his usual appearance, but he looked quite cute, and he was riding on his head secretly.

"Hey, who gave this to you? Is it your cousin from the first year of high school?"

Chen Jingyan found a bottle of stars on the edge of the drawer, which was packaged in a fancy way, and it was the first time he saw Lin Tingyun put the things sent by others in the drawer, and usually refused or returned them.

"Don't touch."

"If you don't touch it, don't touch it. Who gave it to you?" Chen Jingyan withdrew his hand. Seeing such a precious person, he felt a ghost in his heart.

...

At the same time, the third class is putting on a good show.

Xu Han leaned on the podium and watched a group of people arguing with Zhang Wenyang.

There was a female classmate in the class who wanted to break up, but the other party disagreed, so she directly made a fuss in the class.

That man seems to be in the class next to Chen Jie. Xu Han saw that he looked very familiar. As soon as the man came in, he slapped the girls in the class. Now he is blocked by the people in the class and keeps swearing. Difficult words.

Normally, Lin Ge would have yelled at her early, but Lin Ge ran out after class to get bored with her partner, and now there is no one in the class who can scold her.

"Hey, why do you talk about the object?"

Zhang Wenyang signaled Xu Han to look down with his eyes.

A lot of girls in the class surrounded her to comfort her, and Xu Han watched the man rush into the classroom and start beating without saying a word, it was really scary enough.

"I don't know, I haven't talked about how I know."

"Fuck, you haven't talked about it? Your parents gave you the face of a puppy love, and you haven't talked about it." Zhang Wenyang was surprised.

Xu Han shook his head, and said helplessly, "I haven't really talked about it, it's more real than Pearl."

In the end, the head teacher was attracted, and the man was taken directly to the Academic Affairs Office, and the one in the class was also called to drink tea.

Until the class, everyone still chatted about what happened just now. After learning what happened, the English teacher directly used his own love history to explain it.

"My husband and I met when we were studying abroad. Now he is teaching English in the No. [-] Middle School in the next city. He was about the same age as you at that time, only a few years older..."

The people in the class hoped that she would talk more, so that she would not have to attend lectures.

Xu Han was not interested in other people's love stories at all, and started playing with clay below. Chen Jie gave him some brighter colors, either red or purple, and he couldn't think of what to do for a while.

I just kept pinching and playing until it became hard. I almost finished playing with half a pack of mud, and the English teacher almost finished speaking.

The people in the class sighed that they began to believe in love again, and they all laughed as if they were in love, only a few sleeping in the back row were woken up by the noise in the class, and then looked at the podium in a daze.

After school, Xu Han took the list and went to the supermarket to buy something. He couldn’t bear to eat takeaway every day. Standing in front of the shelf, he was fascinated by looking at the eggplants and potatoes. .

Finally, he bought tomatoes and went home. Just as he walked to the door, he found that the door was not closed tightly and opened a small crack.

"Tsk, does anyone come to steal things if you are so poor?" Xu Han pushed the door open and entered, and found that it was still the same as when he left in the morning, and the door inside was also tightly closed.

After putting the things he bought in the refrigerator, he went to the balcony to check again, looked at each room, and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that no one really came in.

When Xu Han was lying on the sofa and was about to find out how to cook, he heard a few cat meows, and just when he wanted to listen carefully, the sound disappeared again.

After a while, he started calling again. Xu Han opened the door and went out to look for it. Following the sound, he found it in the living room, and finally found it in a small gap between the floor lamp and the sofa.

"I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's right next to me. Why did you come into my house?"

This is a little orange cat, who is not afraid of strangers when it sees people. It walked out of the small gap with its own little feet, rubbed the corner of the person's school trousers, and then raised a paw to touch Xu Han. stepped on his shoe.

Xu Han tentatively squatted on the ground to touch its little fluffy head. The little orange cat didn't dodge, and meowed twice.

"Tell me, brother, did you push the door of my house?"

"Meow."

"Well you can't talk."

Xu Han saw that the floor had been trampled dirty, so he had to put the kitten into an empty cardboard box first. Know how it got in.

Seeing that the kitten was so cute, he couldn't help teasing it for a while.

"Why are you barking non-stop, are you hungry, waiting for me to cook."

When he first rented a house, he didn't consider the issue of cooking, so the kitchen was very small, with only one rice cooker and one pot.

I usually cook some porridge and order noodles or something.

After turning on the natural gas, after heating the pot, I cracked two eggs and put them in. After they were half-cooked, I took them out. When the tomatoes were put in the pot, the oil splashed out, which scared Xu Han holding the spatula. Had to take a few steps back.

"Fuck, I'm so awesome, this can pop out."

In the end, the eggs were obviously burnt after they came out of the pan, and he didn't know how he burned them.

I cooked a little more porridge and planned to make do with it tonight.

Xu Han took a new bowl from the cupboard, scooped up some porridge and let it cool, then took it to the living room, took the cat out of the cardboard box, and put the bowl in front of it.

The little orange cat first sniffed it with its nose, tilted its head and did not move, tentatively stretched out its tongue and licked it, maybe it was too hungry and started to eat it.

After being busy for more than half an hour, Xu Han was finally able to sit down and eat something, but as a result, he vomited out the fried dish as soon as he took a bite, and quickly poured himself a glass of water.

"Well, God is going to kill me, this is too bad."

Xu Han looked at the plate of tomato scrambled eggs on the tea table, picked up another chopstick in disbelief, and forced himself to swallow it, almost feeling sick.

After a few seconds, he accepted the fact that he was not good at cooking, and the things he made were simply murderous weapons.

After the house was cleaned up, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Xu Han pulled the kitchen door and looked outside. The kitten was barking non-stop in the living room. He glanced at his phone and it was almost nine o'clock, and he didn't know who was ringing the doorbell at this time.

The doorbell rang several times and Xu Han didn't open it. He just watched quietly, thinking that if the man broke the door, he would call the police directly.

The next second the phone screen lit up, it was Tang Qi'an calling.

"Hello? What's the matter?"

"Open the door."

Tang Chian hung up after saying this sentence.

Xu Han immediately ran to open the door. As soon as the door opened, he smelled the smell of alcohol. Tang Chian was so drunk that he rushed over when he saw someone.

"You're sick, don't hug me, you fucking stink."

Xu Han directly pushed the person away. Seeing the person like this, he guessed in his heart that he must be broken in love again.

"Brother, I'm broken in love."

"I know, every time you look like this, you are broken in love."

"You don't understand the pain of falling out of love, do you know why I was dumped this time?" Tang Chi'an became more and more excited as he spoke. "She actually said that I was very energetic, and called me a spiritual boy. Look at how I look like a spiritual boy."

"Yes, yes, you are not like you at all."

Xu Han could only nod his head frantically, but if he said no, Tang Qi'an would beat him down immediately.

Tang Qi'an dragged him to tell the cause, process and result of the incident, and told almost all the details of love.

"Yeah, you like her so much, and she dumped you."

After Xu Han couldn't help but yawned, Tang Chi'an was really good at talking, looking back on what happened that day seemed to be about feelings.

"That's right, I really want to find someone to beat her up but I can't bear it."

"Don't be sad, what's the matter?" Xu Han asked puzzled.

"You don't understand you innocent little virgin, you understand p, when you fall in love, you will know why I am so sad."

Tang Chi'an fell silent at the end of his speech, Xu Han really wanted to slap him twice, every time he would come to him drunk and vomit his bitterness and fall asleep.

Fortunately, he didn't spit on him like last time.

"Don't get close..." Tang Chi'an turned over and muttered a few words indistinctly.

"What do you say?"

"Don't get close to love and it's going to be very unlucky."

When Xu Han heard this, he pinched the man's arm and said cursing, "Curse me before I talk about it. Who do you think is like you falling in love two or three times a month?"

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Xu Han: Love?bring it you!