My nemesis says I'm cute and cry

In the last self-study class, the class representative wrote homework on the blackboard, and the blackboards on all sides were filled with writing in a short while.

The head teacher stood beside the podium, drinking tea calmly, and walked down from time to time to take a look.

"I said? Do you want to change our position? I think some students have been talking or something."

Xu Han had an inexplicable bad premonition in his heart. He didn't want to change positions at all, but he always felt that he would be replaced.

Sure enough, the class teacher called out the names of several people at once like a machine gun fire in the next second, and a large group of people in the class stood up in an instant, almost all the ones in front of them were replaced, even a young couple in the class were separated .

Xu Han showed half of his head, and watched the people in front of him change their seats sadly. Just when he thought there was nothing wrong, the head teacher suddenly teased: "Xu Han, do you want to move your seat forward? You It's not appropriate to be tall to sit in the last row."

"Damn, why is it inappropriate?" Xu Han slapped the table and stood up.

Some people in the front row covered their mouths and laughed, and the whole class focused on him.

"Do you really think it's suitable? See if the person sitting in front of you is taller than you." The head teacher pretended to be helpless.

Xu Han rushed out of his seat and walked to the teacher in charge, standing on tiptoe and making gestures between the two of them.

"Look, teacher, I'm half a head taller than you, so I'm short."

Everyone in the class laughed again, expressing that Xu Han was right.

"How tall are you? If you are 1.8 meters tall, I won't adjust your position."

"I..." Before Xu Han could say anything, the brother who was always sleeping next to him answered for him.

"Teacher, he is 1.7 meters six. I saw it in the last physical examination."

"You don't need to say, why are you awake at this time, I don't see you awake usually."

"Okay, at this time, a person who is five centimeters taller than you will go to sleep immediately." The person immediately fell asleep after finishing speaking.

Everyone was amused, even Xu Han himself thought it was funny.

In the end, he couldn't hold back the head teacher, so he was forced to sit in the second row by the window. Everyone changed, those who should move things, and those who should sweep the floor.

Xu Han reluctantly moved his seat to the front row. Not only would he not be able to sleep in this seat, but he would also be closer to the camera. He might not be able to play with his phone openly, just in case he decided not to take it tomorrow.

As soon as school was over, as soon as he left the back door of the class, he saw Shen Yize standing in the corridor of the next class.

Xu Han directly pushed back a few steps and leaned against the door. Although the classroom was very noisy, he could clearly hear his own heartbeat.

After a while, he poked his head out again and glanced back, only to find that the person hadn't left yet.

"It's daytime dog, I rely on it."

Xu Han didn't dare to run straight away. What happened last time almost made others stupid. If he had known earlier, he would have slipped among the crowd just now.

He took a deep breath, and then looked in that direction again, seeing that Shen Yize didn't look in this direction, and ran away with his schoolbag, but was cut off by the head teacher halfway.

"Hey Xu Han, come here and I'll talk to you about something."

"What's the matter?"

"It's just that I see that you have been running to class one recently. I think you are focusing on school now, not... You should understand this, so I won't go into details."

"... "

Xu Han wanted to explain but couldn't get in the way. The teacher in charge took him and said a lot of words with sincerity and then let him go.

Along the way, he kicked a small stone with his feet, thinking about things while walking, and immediately called Tang Qi'an when he got home.

"What's the matter?"

"Teach me again, I can't do love letters. It's too time-consuming and I can't copy any good ones."

"You are really troublesome, I'll hang up and send you on WeChat later."

"Okay okay."

Not long after hanging up the phone, Tang Qi'an sent a link from Baidu.

—Orange Peel: [Link] How should txl confess.

—I’m the network dragging sister: what are you posting, is it reliable?

—Orange Peel: By the way, when will you change your sao fan avatar and change your screen name to something normal, I don’t even have any desire to chat with you.

"I'm speechless for daring to point at my carefully selected avatar." Xu Han complained, but he immediately clicked to change the avatar. I took a selfie with cat ears a few days ago.

He resolutely chose a photo with only half of his face exposed as his avatar, and then changed his screen name to something similar.

—Falling into a Box No.1: How about the name and profile picture?

—Orange Peel: You are the number one awesome person, thumbs up.jpg

—Falling into a Box No.1: That's all right, Xiao Anzi, you can step down now.

After sending this sentence, Xu Han immediately clicked on the link Tang Qi'an sent him, and then automatically jumped to the browser.

"Perplexed period... what puberty is there, what is this?" Xu Han was confused, and scrolled to the next page, but the system reminded him that there was no next page.

"Really boring…"

Xu Han exited this page and slid down again.

"Adjust your mentality and find the right way... Isn't this fucking nonsense?" Xu Han really felt that there was no hope of chasing someone in this life, and he couldn't think of a good way, nor could Baidu Baidu.

Below are the search terms automatically pushed by the browser.

Xu Han was immediately attracted by the word Danmei. After he clicked on it, the cartoon picture of two men hugging each other popped up immediately. He was so frightened that he immediately covered his phone with his hand and shut down the screen.

"Damn it..." He felt that he had seen something he shouldn't have seen, his heart was pounding, and after a few seconds, he couldn't bear the curiosity and opened it again.

Scrolling down are some webpages, all of which are pictures and text descriptions. Xu Han decisively clicked in, and he knew what Danmei meant.

Even if he doesn't read the text, he can guess it by looking at the picture.

One kissed the other against the wall, another hugged the other in his arms, and the bigger one directly fucked that kind of small toy.

"I rely on... how did this come out."

Xu Han put the mobile phone on his knees, covered his eyes with one hand and a gap leaked, and slowly slid the screen with the other hand. The more he looked at it, the more he felt it, as if he had opened the door to a new world.

Then I clicked into an online fanart with some color.

Xu Han looked at ten lines at a glance, and at the end he resolutely quit the browser, went to WeChat to delete Lin Tingyun's contact information, then turned off the phone and rushed into the bathroom.

He turned on the faucet and poured water on his face desperately, trying to wake himself up.

As soon as Xu Han looked up, he saw his face in the mirror was redder than the red signal lights on the road, and the water droplets slipped down like this. He felt that his face was burning, and there seemed to be buzzing in his ears. sound.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm not bent and I don't like him, I just want to play tricks."

Xu Han comforted himself, but as soon as he finished speaking, he recalled the content of the color article and the pictures just now.

"It's okay, it's okay, even if it bends, it's a 1.7-meter-six big one, and it's not bent, it's okay, it's okay..."

Xu Han kept brainwashing himself in front of himself in the mirror, and kept muttering until late at night...