Underworld Travel Hotline

The performance of the golds began soon.

As in the previous two shows, first all the lights were dimmed, and the phonograph brought in the background music with creaking noises.

First, a lamp was lit on the stage, and two actors in gorgeous costumes walked up. When everyone looked carefully, it turned out to be Da Ai and Saga.

Wearing a suit and a bow tie, Xiao Ai stood beside the screen with a microphone and explained affectionately: "A long time ago, there was a pair of king and queen. They lived in their own country and lived a happy life together. .”

Saga said, "I am the king."

Da Ai said, "I am the queen."

Seeing their serious looks, the audience roared with laughter, even the ones holding the cameras couldn't bear it!Of course there is nothing wrong with Saga wearing a crown and wearing men's court clothes, but the appearance of Da Ai standing on the stage wearing a women's robe-how ridiculous is that...

Lada looked quite surprised, and hurriedly asked Garen beside him, "Long Long, what's going on?"

Garen stroked his chin very understandingly and said, "It's probably my brother who doesn't want to wear women's clothes... Brother Big Ai is really a good husband..."

Lada's eyebrows moved slightly, Garen smiled, patted Lada's face and said, "Forget it, if you wear women's clothing, I can't bear to look at it if you want..."

As he was talking, the performance continued on stage.Xiao Ai narrated emotionally: "The king and queen have been married for 13 years, but they still don't have a child (=_=)...so they prayed to God, hoping that God would give them a child."

Da Ai prayed: "Ah! Goddess! Let me get pregnant."

Saga followed and prayed: "Ah! Goddess! Please make my wife pregnant!"

Puff haha!Garen, who was already sitting in the auditorium, couldn't help laughing, pointed to the stage and said, "This is a boy ^O^!"

The audience in the audience also laughed crookedly.

(Undersea Temple, Goddess Xiaoya suddenly felt a chill behind her back, why is it swollen #＿#, who is talking about me?)

Xiao Ai was a little blushing, but she insisted on continuing: "Well, then my brother...cough cough, and then the queen was really pregnant..."

A hand stretched out from the backstage and handed out a big soft pillow. Da Ai stuffed the big pillow under her skirt, looking as if she was really pregnant.

Saga was pretending to touch Da Ai's big belly, and it really looked like that.

There were already people down there laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe. Hades laughed so hard in the background, completely ignoring his divine image, he kept patting his thigh, and said while patting, "What a surprise! The ratings will definitely skyrocket!"

Xiao Ai on the stage held back a smile and said, "After ten months, the queen gave birth to a baby girl."

As he said that, Da Ai took the big pillow out of his stomach and held it in his arms like a baby.

Xiao Ai: "They love this girl very much, so they named this girl-Diss."

The audience in the audience couldn't stand it anymore!Diss O_O?Could it be the diss they know #O#?This is too funny!

Xiao Ai continued to explain seriously: "They plan to hold a grand celebration for the birth of this baby girl."

As he said that, Lu Ni dragged Babylon who was tied into a ball, and came up with a whimper.

Strange, there is no such paragraph in the original book of Sleeping Beauty!The audience was puzzled and waited with bated breath.

Saga put on a king's air and said, "What's the matter, Steward Luni?"

While wiping the sweat from his brow, Lu Ni said, "Report to the king, this man, uh--this butterfly belongs to the paparazzi. He was sneaking outside, as if he wanted to secretly take a picture of the little princess. I sent him Got it!"

I saw poor Babylon with rags stuffed in his mouth and tightly bound by Luni's whip. He looked so pitiful.

Saga said angrily: "Ah! This is really abominable! The paparazzi reporters are very poor, drag him out and chop him up!"

Lu Ni knelt on one knee and said: "His Royal Highness, this guy is too pitiful! And he is very dedicated, because he didn't get the news of your little princess's birth in time, he was very guilty, and his head went wrong... ..."

Saga frowned: "Really?"

"Of course it's true, if you don't believe me, take a look!" Lu Ni said, taking out the cloth strip from Babylon's mouth.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" the rags were tucked back.

"Your Highness, look..." Lu Ni had tears in his eyes, "Look at him, he says he is stupid! For his poor sake, don't kill him!"

"Okay!" Saga waved his hand in the manner of the Pope, "Then send him to the Netherworld Bone Hospital for systematic mental treatment! I hope he can turn over a new leaf and become a butterfly again!"

Lu Ni was very moved: "Ah! Your Royal Highness, you are so kind!"

At this time, Hades suddenly jumped out from the backstage, crying to poor Babylon and said: "Ah! My poor little butterfly of the underworld! I am the best reporter of the underworld daily! How did you become what you are now? ?”

Sure enough, there is this one!Shi Ang in the backstage was nervous for a while, everyone remember to adapt!

Saga said stiffly, "Where did you jump out from?"

Hades looked at everyone with righteous indignation and said, "I am the boss of Boss Babylon, it's really hateful that you treat my employees of the Underworld Daily like this, I'm going to sue you!"

＞Dish＜, it’s time to come!At this point, we can only act according to the original plan!Saga pretended to be angry and said: "Your employee peeped at my daughter, shouldn't I punish him? I'm a king!"

"Then I don't care!" Master Pluto said very unreasonably, "You beat my employees, and I will also rob your daughters and let your daughters work to pay off the debts. You must know that medical expenses are very expensive now!"

For the sake of the plot, everyone is very involved.While saying this, His Royal Highness Pluto immediately rushed forward to grab the pillow in Da Ai's hand, and the two of them tugged and tugged, which looked very funny.The audience in the audience couldn't help it, almost rolling on the ground from laughing.

Shi Ang in the backstage saw that the situation was not good, so he went all out, and with all his strength, he threw Diss in the princess costume onto the stage!

Diss was a little dazed when he came to the stage. He was covered with thick makeup, wearing a gorgeous and exaggerated princess dress, and a shiny princess gold crown on his head.Although this body is very beautiful and gorgeous, but with his face, it really doesn't look like that >_<...

To be honest, whether it is Garon, Farao, Aiagos or Daai's women's clothing, they are completely incomparable with Diss's. It is fine when Diss is not smiling, as long as he grins, the thick rascal The ruffian temperament spewed out, it was really hard to look directly at.

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV really couldn't make any sound, and the cramp of laughter was mild. I don't know how many people watched TV while drinking milk tea, so that the poor TV uncle received the baptism of milk tea...

Dazed for a moment, Diss looked at Da Ai and Hades who were grabbing pillows, and shouted "Stop"!

Da Ai and Hades stared blankly at Diss, without moving for a while.

Diss looked at them, and righteously said, "Let go of that pillow! Something is coming at me!"

Oops!Both Da Ai and Hades were stunned!No one snatched the pillow, and it fell to the floor with a thud.

Xiao Ai, who was stunned by the side, came to his senses, and he quickly continued into the microphone: "Everyone, please look, the princess is on the stage! Hurry up and applaud!"

The audience in the audience were all laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe, and there were sparse applause.

Diss smirked and said, "That's right, I'm the princess! Please see, everyone, I'm the most beautiful in the legend—Sleeping Beauty."

"Fake news!" Hades said suddenly.

Everyone couldn't help but look at Dies, uh, I really can't look directly... Fake news is true, but this is a stage play, what does Hades want? O_O?

Unexpectedly, Hades walked up to Diss like this, and said very seriously: "Are you Sleeping Beauty? But you are not sleeping at all!"

Oops!It turned out that it was because of this reason, this fake news, Mr. Pluto, I convinced you!

This is easy!Diss touched his nose, walked over and lay down on the ground, reached out to pick up the pillow and put it in a suitable position, saying: "Ah! I'm going to sleep now!" Then he fell to the ground, his head fell on the pillow, exhaling He fell asleep.

Hades didn't expect Diss to react so quickly, and didn't speak for a while.

After staying on the court like this for 1 minute, Da Ai and Saga were the first to react. The two of them rushed forward, hugged Diss and began to cry, crying and shouting: "Ah! My poor girl! Why did you fall asleep like this? Wake up quickly..."

After crying like this for 5 minutes, Shi Ang in the background couldn't take it anymore.After stomping his feet, Shi Ang said to Mu, Shaka, Miro, etc. in the background: "The plot has been distorted to the current level, and the script is basically unusable now. I think we can just act casually! To what extent? To what extent!!"

After finishing speaking, Shi Ang collected himself, summoned up his courage, lifted the curtain and walked onto the stage, grabbed Hades by the collar of his clothes and said, "You bastard! Pay me for the roasted sweet potatoes!"

Roasted sweet potato?Hades was baffled.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Shion cried pear blossoms with rain, looking sad and miserable, and dangling Hades' collar while crying, "It's all your Underworld Daily! A Sunday newspaper published a special piece of news that the price of roasted sweet potatoes would increase. So I went bankrupt and bought [-] catties of roasted sweet potatoes to keep at home. Compensate for my loss!"

The eyebrows of the golden people in the background twitched... roasted, ground, melon?The plot has developed to the point where even baked sweet potatoes are taken out, what should I do next >_<?