Underworld Travel Hotline

If it was calculated on the ground, it would be just when the sky was slightly bright, and Garen was sleeping next to Radamantis. There was a full meter between the two of them. There was no way, there were a bunch of girls sleeping around... …

"Hey! Wake up..."

Um?Garen vaguely felt that someone was calling him, and opened his eyes with difficulty...

A beautiful boy with dark skin and curly hair appeared in front of him...

"Falao?" Garen looked at him in a daze, "What are you doing this early in the morning? Have you finally figured it out, throwing away that sleeping bag of Aiagos and that dragging family of Olufi, and intending to pursue Ben? Master me?"

"=_=Master Garen, you think too much..." Farao pointed at his pants, "Where did this come from?"

"You really are..." Garen smiled evilly, sat up, and looked at him in a ruffian way, "I chased here for a pair of pants... Could it be... this is your family-leading existence at your place of?"

"You said it belonged to Olufi?" Farao looked at him, "Don't change the subject... Tell me, do you know whose pants these are?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, my height is ten centimeters shorter than yours, of course it can't be mine, and Olufi is five centimeters shorter than me, of course..."

"Then why is Faol not Faol?"

"(Qi) Don't interrupt! Among the warriors of the underworld, what about Lord Lada, his height and weight..." Farao looked at Garen, "He's a bit stronger than you..."

call!Garen stood up...

"What do you mean?" Garen said seriously.

"I mean it's a good fate, so you..." Farao stretched out three fingers...

"So..." Garen brought his face closer to Farao, "You'd better explain how these pants appeared in your closet right away!!!"

"Lord Pluto!!" A certain underworld fighter rushed in scrambling...

Hades is sleeping, just turned over on the bed, dreaming of someone with blond hair (this someone has a butterfly attached to his body right now =_=), floating happily, this guy called , almost fell off the bed...

"What's the noise????" Hades threw the pillow on the head of the underworld fighter angrily, "Is there a flood? Or is there a big hole in the sky of the underworld?"

"Master Pandora has passed out!" the miscellaneous underworld fighter said out of breath.

"What?" Lord Hades really fell off the bed!He got up half naked, put on his robe at the speed of light and shouted "My sister!" and rushed out...

"His Royal Highness Pluto..." Pandora collapsed on the bed weakly...

"Pandora..." Lord Pluto leaned on the bed and looked at his sister sadly, "What's going on with you? I plan to make Indian pancakes for Shaka and have a candlelight dinner with him... How can you make me feel like this..."

Pandora frowned weakly: "Don't mention Indian pancakes..."

"0_0!!! It's only been a day!" Hades angrily said, "How can I starve myself like this because of Ikki's roast chicken???"

"Evil~~(╯﹏╰) b Just mention my Yihui, don't mention the roast chicken..."

Grinding teeth, gnashing teeth... Hades couldn't take it anymore...

"For a firebird! I think you're almost anorexic! You're always staring at that photo of plastic surgery... damn... aren't you torturing yourself??"

Pandora opened her black and blue eyes, and looked at her brother sadly.

">_<!!!!!! There's really nothing I can do about you!!!" Hades shouted back, "That miscellaneous soldier over there! Come here!!!"

A miscellaneous underworld fighter: "T_T back to Lord Pluto! I'm already a underworld fighter..."

"Well, then I'll give you a promotion, and you can go to stand guard in the future..."

"Lord Pluto >_<...I am already a Pluto fighter of the Tianzi generation. I am the star of the sky, and my name is Ivan..."

"Uh, that's it..." Hades said awkwardly, "There are so many underworld fighters in the underworld, it's normal for me to have one or two that I don't know..."

"T_T..." (Farao, Babylon, why don't you say you don't know each other?)

"Ahem, that!" Hades said seriously, "I've given you a task, you go to the Sanctuary, give me Ikki, please (stress) come here..." (gritting teeth)

"what?"

"I told you to invite him here!" Hades approached the underworld warrior, and said in a volume that only the two of them could hear, "Tie him, too!"

"Yes..." (Why are you so unlucky >_<...)

Garen grabbed Lada and shook it...

Farao fell to the side, and Jiongjiong looked at the scene with enthusiasm, turned around and started to slip...

"Where are you going?" Rada shouted angrily, "What's going on? Please explain it to me!"

"Lord Radha..." Farao stretched out three fingers in a crying voice, "If I had known that your guy was so jealous, I wouldn't have come to ask for the money..."

=_=囧......

"What's 'this one from your family'?" Garen's face turned red.

"Pants?" Lada's eyes moved down, "Why do these pants look so familiar?"

"It really belongs to you!" Garen grabbed Lada's collar and continued to shake it, "You really..."

Farao wants to slip away again...

"It's your pants!" Lada shouted helplessly, "It's a work from your art exhibition, I bought it..."

"Huh?" Garen looked down at his pants...

"I remembered!" Garen suddenly realized, "So the one with the eyebrows they were talking about is you!"

In other words, Garen used to be a person with ideals and ambitions...

He once joined the team of world-class artists and engaged in two weeks of professional art creation.

His goal is to defeat Diss, a sculptor, and Abu, Shaka, and his brother who are engaged in performance art... (Streaking is also an art =_=...)

So after two weeks of hard work, he finally came up with a work of hard work --- a pair of pants!

Although he insisted that it was a pair of artistic pants, it was just a pair of ordinary pants, at least everyone except Garen thought so...

But Garen, who was full of confidence, didn't think so. He even made a surprising move --- put the pants up for auction at Julian's art exhibition!

In the end, of course, no one bought it... (Actually, as long as Garen says that these are the pants he wore, there must be a bunch of people rushing to buy them >_<...)

This situation is very embarrassing, you must know that it is related to the dignity of an artist! ! !

Luckily, there was a mysterious-looking guy with eyebrows in a military parka who bought those pants for a hundred dollars...

(Now, the truth is out, but Rada, have you planned it for a long time? 0_0?)

The sky in the underworld is still pitch black, and many, many things happened in the pitch black night. These many, many things will be published on the page of the daily newspaper of the underworld tomorrow morning, flying to Sanctuary, fly to the sea, fly to the sky, fly to every corner of all walks of life, in exchange for a piece of shining eyes and white money.

At this time, Sanctuary, in a small dilapidated office, Shun, the number one good man in Sanctuary, was looking at the data in front of him with a frown, and sighed.

Binghe imitated his master Miro and stood there, mouth full of Miro's taste: "My dear little Shunshu..."

"Please be more serious." Shun continued to sigh, "I already have a terrible headache..."

"Don't be like this..." Binghe rubbed against him, "Smile..."

"I can't laugh," Shunjiu unfolded the report, "The sales of the Underworld Daily are getting better every day, but the sales of our Sanctuary Daily are getting worse every day! I just got the news today, even the sales of Friends of Miscellaneous Soldiers Overtake us!"

"Ahem," Binghe finally had a serious look, "To be honest, the gap between us and the Underworld Daily is really...too big..."

"That's the case, but..." Shun Shun frowned, "We don't lack money and people, how are we worse than them?"

"You are in charge on our side," Binghe spread his hands helplessly, "The other side of the underworld used to be Babylon, but now it's Minos...there's really no comparison!"

"But I think what I've done is good enough..." Shun Shun's tears welled up in his eyes.

"Yes yes yes! It's already very good..." Binghe turned around anxiously, "For example, the news about the price reduction of kohlrabi in the vegetable market yesterday, many old men and women are very supportive..."

"Ah..." Shun Shun continued to sigh, "Then why can't the sales increase?"

"Uh..." Binghe was speechless...

"Ah..." Shun Shun continued to sigh.

At this moment, the history of blood and tears of the Sanctuary Daily appeared in Shun Shun's heart...

Previously, the Sanctuary Daily was in charge of Pope Shion, and had a glorious history...

Later, after Saga took office, the directors of Sanctuary Daily became a few golden people who resident in Sanctuary, and the content has been wandering around in the experience of raising cattle, secret recipes for beauty and Buddhist scriptures...

Later, after Xin Xiaoya Shazhi took the stage, the Sanctuary Daily changed hands to the bronzes...

The first one to come on stage was Little Xing Xing. The first thing he did was to use a large page to praise the goddess and himself, demoting the Three Realms to nothing... Although it is true that the goddess is very nourishing, it is still a way to destroy the peace of the Three Realms dismissed him in the name of...

The second person to take over is Binghe. How should I put it, he has actually done a good job, if you don’t count his efforts to spread rumors and torment his master Mi Luo...

The third person to take over was Zilong. He was really determined to get things done. However, he was a clumsy person who blamed the gossip on his master. Beaten to half-mutilated by his master...

The fourth one was supposed to be Ikki, but he couldn't be found at all, so I had no choice but to turn it on...

Instantly thinking of this makes me feel depressed. I blame the sanctuary people for being too undedicated. I heard that the underworld spread the gossip to Pluto and no one cares about it. What kind of quality is this? Look at the sanctuary. Interfering with words (dig Ka Ka Ka) in terms of freedom (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghts, it's no wonder the sales are so good...

Even Friends of Miscellaneous Soldiers has surpassed us in sales, Shun Shun wants to cry when he thinks of this, he sighs, and Shun Shun starts a Friends of Miscellaneous Soldiers, at least to learn...

0_0! ! !This, this, what is this?

Binghe in the office feels that the world is really wonderful, how is this possible?This is the moment in front of you, face cramp 0_0?

"I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it." Shun sighed with emotion, and flashed the newspaper to Binghe's eyes.

"Oh my God! Ikki will be so mad when he sees this!" Binghe also began to cramp.

"I said, how about reposting this report?" Shun said.

"Shaka will kill you..." Glacier=0=...

"We can reprint it in another way." Shun Shun smiled...