Underworld Travel Hotline

If our lovely Mr. Lunie became an operator... then everyone would find it very weird...? _?

And now, in the solemn judgment hall of the underworld, our poor Lord Luni is sitting there upright as usual, stroking the code of law... The only difference is that there is a weird phone on the judgment stand...

Suddenly there is such a thing in the solemn and solemn trial hall, how weird it is...

Lu Ni tried to calm himself down, but he still couldn't control the black lines hanging down his face.

In fact, the cause of the matter is very simple...

Ever since Lord Pandora approved the Underworld Tourist Route Development Project, the Underworld has been beautifying and rectifying.That would have been a good thing, and Rooney was all for it.But what Luni didn't expect was that Master Minos installed the tourist hotline in the only quiet first prison in order to handle the underworld tourism business!Since then, our Lunie has had to work part-time as an operator in addition to his job...

What's the matter!

Don't think about it!The more I think about it, the angrier I get...

cheer up!work work!There is still work to be done!

Lu Ni opened the code, trying to ignore the weird thing in front of him, and today's work officially started.

"XXX, sentence you to..."

Ring ring ring! ! ! ! !

Lu Ni was stunned for a moment, lowered his head, slowly took out a note from his clothes, sighed, and picked up the phone.

"Hi, hello..." Lu Ni read weakly according to the note, "This is the underworld tourism hotline. Underworld tourism, fashion consumption, is the best choice for your leisure and entertainment. The tour route includes one gate, eight prisons and one There are ten parts in the hall, you can not only watch the different postures and expressions of the undead, but also enjoy the beautiful symphony of the underworld along the way..."

Someone on the other end of the phone laughed...

Why is this voice so familiar? =_=////

Holding the microphone tightly for ten seconds, taking a deep breath, Lu Ni said to the microphone as calmly as possible: "Master Minos, you are looking for me #＿#... What's the matter?"

"Oh, Luney! You're so smart! I thought you couldn't guess it was me!"

"Hmm >_<...Master Minos...what's the matter with you?"

"It's nothing, but I miss you... By the way, check your work situation..."

"×＿×////Miss me..."

"What's the matter? My lovely Lunie? Don't you miss me? Then I'm so sad..."

"No, no, no! Master Minos! I actually... miss you very much... @///@ but... it's working time..."

"Okay!!! Luni!! I knew you missed me!!! (^_^) Didn't I also check on your work situation? Hehehe!! You are really serious, but your tone is not enough Enthusiasm!"

"Oh...I, I see...Master Minos, goodbye..." Lu Ni found that Maruccino and the undead below were all looking at him with hellish eyes, and he couldn't hold back his face.

"Okay, okay! You must be serious about your working hours!!! Goodbye! My lovely Luni!!!"

Rooney hooked up the phone,

"Where did I just say..."

"=_=////Master Luni, it's time for you to pronounce the sentence." Marcino next to him replied.

"That's right...then sentence you...that...let me see again...#＿#"

"...">＿///

Lu Ni looked for the code for a long time, then turned back to the original page (=_=////), cleared his throat and began to pronounce the sentence: "You..."

Ring ring ring ring! ! ! !

Rooney turned his head stiffly away, took a deep breath... picked up the phone...

"Hi, hello! This is the underworld tourism hotline. Underworld tourism, fashion consumption, is the best choice for your leisure and entertainment. This tour route includes a gate, eight prisons and one hall, a total of ten parts..."

"whee……"

A row of crossroads popped up on Lunie's forehead...

"Master Minos... what's the matter with you???" #＿#

"See if you accept my suggestion, be more enthusiastic!!!"

"Lord Minos...I'm working..." =＿=////"I know! This is also work!!! Come on! My dear Luni!!! Bye!!!"

Rooney shivered and put the phone down...

Marcino (#＿#): "Lu... Master Luni... Are you okay..."

Luni breathed a sigh of relief...just about to speak...

Ring ring ring ring! ! ! !

Picking up the phone with trembling fingers, Lu Ni shouted in a slightly trembling helpless voice: "Lord Minos! Stop messing around!"

kindness? #＿#? ? ? ?

After a brief silence on the other end of the phone, a girl's surprised voice said, "I got through! Someone really answered..."

Uh...#///#...Loney wiped his sweat, his face turned red involuntarily...

"That... I'm so sorry... I thought..." Lu Ni regained his composure and took out the paper from his pocket again, "This is the underworld tourism hotline. Underworld tourism and fashion consumption are the best places for your leisure and entertainment." Good choice. The tour route includes ten parts, one gate, eight prisons and one hall. You..."

There was a mess of shouts from the other end of the phone...

"It's connected! It's a man!", "Really? Is the voice nice?", "How much is it? Ask him how much!", "Are you really going? I'm so scared Afraid..."

=＿=/////

Lu Ni tried his best to smooth out the black lines that continued to grow today, trying his best, no, trying his best to control his emotions, he tried his best (accented accent) and said in a calm tone: "Ladies, please find a representative to speak ?”

There was a commotion on the other end of the phone, as if they were arguing over who was qualified to represent...

Lu Ni took the microphone a little farther away, took a few deep breaths, took the pen and paper, and held the microphone to his ear with great patience.

"I'm telling you, I'm telling you! It's just... we want to travel to your place! I just introduced the situation in your place... I don't know how much it costs? And... how do we go?"

"You don't have to worry about this. We will send someone to pick up the tourists. As for the money, it's [-] dollars per person. However, we have to discuss it before deciding whether you meet our requirements."

"What? Why are you still picky about tourists..."

"No..." Lu Ni wiped his sweat and thought for a while, but he couldn't say that he didn't want anyone to come to the underworld!He pondered for a while and said, "That... After all, it's a trip to the underworld... We're going to check whether your hearts can handle it..."

"It's okay, it's okay! It's absolutely fine! Don't worry! Our heart is absolutely fine! If you don't believe me, listen..." There was a sound of thumping on the other end of the phone...

=_=//// Luni wiped his sweat and said, "Uh... miss, you don't need to knock any more, I understand..."

"That's good! It's settled! We are a girls' club, with a total of 48 girls! We live in Tongren Lane, Tongren Street, Tongren City, and our phone number is 7457458! Remember! Bye, goodbye!"

After hooking up the phone, Lu Ni stroked his hair, which was already half wet...

Marchilu (=＿=////): "That... my lord... this undead, do you still... want to sentence..."

Undead: "555... 5 is so pitiful... 5 has been waiting for almost an hour... why is 5 so miserable..."

Lu Ni sighed, and picked up the code to read again...

Ring ring ring ring ring! ! ! !

How could this world be so crazy!

Our great Luni once again carried forward his dedication, swallowed and picked up the phone beside him.He took a deep breath and wiped the sweat from his brow before putting the phone to his ear.

"Here is the underworld tourism hotline. Underworld tourism fashion consumption is the best choice for your leisure and entertainment. This tour route includes a gate, eight prisons and one hall, a total of ten parts. You can not only watch the different postures and expressions of the undead, but also enjoy the beautiful and moving scenes along the way. Underworld Symphony..."

"Enough is enough!!! Stop stop!!! You said Allegro!!!"

"This... I'm sorry... I read it a little too fast..." Luni sounded like an old man.

"Young people nowadays... are becoming more and more outrageous... so impatient... How old are you, kid?"

"twenty……"

"Look, look, look, I'm only twenty... Logically, you should call me Grandpa! Why are you so impolite..."

"Yes... that..." Lu Ni glanced at the undead below, and turned his face away, "Grand...Grand..." (=＿=////)

"That's good!!!" The other party seems very happy... (Nonsense, can someone pretend to be a grandson to be unhappy???)

"You are..."

"We want to travel! That's right!!! We are seniors! You need to be cheaper!!!"

"Ah??? Grandpa, we are running a tour of the underworld... Are you okay with it..."

"What do you mean... we haven't been to the haunted house yet??? Look down on us??? Cut the crap... tell us how much it is!!"

"Eight hundred dollars each...but..."

"What??? Eight hundred dollars??? You want to die!!! That's how young people... don't treat money as money!"

"No...but..."

"Cheaper, four hundred dollars!!"

"It's not...that..."

"You are so long-winded! Well...the six hundred head office will do it..."

"but I……"

"Then seven hundred... no more!!!"

"This one……"

"That's it! We are an old people's club, with a total of sixty old men and old ladies... We live in Xiyanghong Lane, Xiyanghong Street, Xiyanghong City, and our phone number is 8686886! Remember it, kid!"

phone disconnected...

Lunie...

Is this man with smoking hair, veins on his forehead, and blue face still Luni? ? ?

Marcino (worried): "Master Luni... you should go back and rest for a while..."

Undead (crying): "I am so miserable..."

Luni: "No...Marchino...I will persevere...(Steady) Nothing can break me! Let alone a phone call..."

Ring ring ring ring ring ring! ! ! !

Marcino (=_=////): "..."

The intersection grows on Luni's head with tenacious will, and challenges the limit of Luni's patience with high morale...

Unbearable, Lu Ni picked up the phone and yelled into the microphone: "There is no end! I can't take it anymore!"

There was a silence in the trial hall...

Please let's count to three, one, two, three...

During these three seconds, Luni's expression changed from 0_0 to #0# to =_=////...

"Yes...I know...but...if... well..."

After a blank answer, Lu Ni put down the phone feebly...

"o_0?????? What's the matter with you, Mr. Luni?" Marcino asked.

"Sanctuary... Gold Saints..." Lu Ni breathed a sigh of relief, "I want to travel..."