[Comprehensive] The villain's dad is cool and handsome

Tear force, a very popular online adjective—it originally meant a struggle between women and women, but now it can also be used to describe both parties attacking each other.

In order to correspond to this term, the post-women invented the synonymous dick - specifically referring to the struggle between men and men.

Anle's inner villain smashed the transparent page that suddenly appeared, writing the above paragraph, and complained in his heart with a speechless face - no one needs you to explain at this time, even if you don't understand This kind of proper noun, I also know that they have a fight!

Thus, Mr. System, who was particularly gloating to join in the fun, disappeared under An Le's rage, and An Le had to face even more terrifying things... Sure enough, who said that only the battle between women is terrible, but the bullshit between men is the most terrible thing. More scary is the correct answer.

Because Gilgamesh exuded murderous aura again, Bailan Gesuo pulled An Le behind him, and thoughtfully helped Anle block the chilling murderous aura. Undoubtedly, Bai Langesuo's The behavior made Gilgamesh even more angry: "Since you are a vicious dog, you must know when to speak and when to shut up!"

Compared to Gilgamesh's outburst of anger, Bai Lan's face was innocent: "Oh...Although it is said that Bai has sent out loyal dogs since ancient times [specifically refers to the prison temple Hayato], but I am not my family's vicious dog."

Gilgamesh's face was even colder. Although he is very good at taking other people's anger as pleasure, this time he was really pissed off by Brandeso: "Since you know that you are submitting to order Curse, don't interrupt when your master is talking to this king."

After all, Bailan Jiesuo has fought countless people, and even Tsunaji-kun has not been able to win the mouth. Facing the furious Gilgamesh, he still has something to say: "Speak as if you are not It's the same as someone who succumbed to the command spell, but it's really pathetic to be your r, to endure such a bad character of yours."

"...Enen."——Because they found that the two were just arguing and didn't do anything, An Le, who was watching the show in a corner where the two of them were not easy to notice, nodded, thinking of the time when he made r for Gilgamesh At that time, he was so stupid and naive, he was bullied by that guy, so he didn't want to, and he didn't know if Kotomine Kirei's life now was the same as his back then?The cranky An Le took a bite of the marshmallows that had just been brought in from Bai Lan's pocket. Not to mention, marshmallows are delicious besides being too sweet.

Maybe An Le has the hatred attribute loaded on him, or Gilgamesh wanted to have a pleasant conversation with An Le at first, so after An Le nodded inadvertently, Gilgamesh turned his head slowly to the direction where An Le was. Only then did he stop: "Bastard, you just nodded, didn't you?"

The marshmallow in An Le's hand fell to the ground because of Gilgamesh's sudden questioning, but he didn't bother to pick it up anymore, and said with a dry smile, "...I didn't, I just had an itchy neck. The name of the King of Heroes is left Qingshi and your King’s Treasure are so powerful, being able to do r for a handsome and rich Heroic Spirit like you is simply a blessing from a previous life! Hahaha!"

Although Gilgamesh...probably, is a very intelligent type, but when faced with Anle's flattery just now, he couldn't see through that it was Anle's idea. Instead, he took it as Anle's real idea, and he was in a good mood Said: "You bastard can talk."

An Le coaxed Gilgamesh, but Blanche was not happy. He made a fist with his right hand and slapped his left hand: "My dear r~ You used to like the golden archer better, as an excellent archer. Yes, I will try my best to meet your request."

"Absolutely not!" An Le exploded all of a sudden, he had enough, okay?When I did r for Gilgamesh, I was going crazy. Although it is also very broken to do r for Bailangesuo now, but if Bailangesuo starts to cosplay Gilgamesh, he will really kill himself. !

Maybe Anle's reaction was too big, which once again stimulated Gilgamesh who had just been groomed.

The lazy Gilgamesh raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

An Le hurriedly danced to appease him: "Hahaha, because the King of Heroes is unique!"

So, Gilgamesh was groomed again.

"Oh?" The one who raised his eyebrows this time was Brandeso who took out a pack of marshmallows out of nowhere and happily ate them.

An Le danced to comfort her again: "I just think... Bai Huahua, it's fine for you to keep your original appearance!"

In this way, Blanche Suo was also successfully smoothed.

An Le wiped the sweat from his forehead, this feeling of not being human inside and out is really hard work!So, he is obviously r!And it's still the hardest type who is oppressed no matter who they do sex with, and who dare not use Command Seals... Wait, Command Seals...

At the same time, Gilgamesh smiled sarcastically after hearing what An Le called Bai Lan: "Bai Huahua? What a stupid girl! r Is that your real name? I haven't heard of it at all, so it's not worth thinking about it." A hero who cares."

Bai Lan who was being ridiculed was naturally not the kind of bad-tempered and easy to get angry, she smiled and said in a showy tone: "I'm only happy if you treat me as weak, so I can pretend to be a pig and eat you." It's a tiger. But... Bai Huahua is my nickname given to me by my family, and I describe how he treats me like he treats Huahua!"

... Hearing Bai Lan's nonsense, An Le felt that he was going crazy. He managed to suppress Gilgamesh's anger, but Bai Lan was mobilized again. What kind of hatred did Bai Lan have against him!An Le, who really didn't want to be a persuasion madman, finally decided to break them one by one, and the command spell in his hand flickered: "In the name of the command spell, Bai Huahua, you go to the school to watch everyone except Tosaka Rin and Emiya Shiro Take a photo of another r from me!"

Heroic spirits are irresistible to r who uses the command spell, so Bai Lan just froze for a moment, and said helplessly to An Le with a noble gentleman's etiquette, "...well, yes, my r!"

Then Bailan turned into a ray of light and disappeared, but Gilgamesh didn't stop him, maybe he wanted Bailan to leave more.But even if Bai Lan left, he wouldn't say anything nice: "You actually let yours go when you were facing the other one...Are you an idiot or a fool?"

Bai Lan is not here, An Le is not afraid, after all, he has a special skill to extinguish Bai Lanjiesuo's anger, so he just smiled softly: "Well, as for me, I only dare to do this when I have enough chips, at least you are right I'm very interested, aren't I? King of Heroes."

Perhaps Gilgamesh was a little tired after standing for a long time, so he took out a sofa that was as golden as him from his king's treasure, and sat directly on it. His chic appearance made An Le envious and jealous. I also want to take out a chair from my own space, along with a table, a pot of tea, a stack of snacks...

While Anle was thinking wildly, Gilgamesh said: "The end of my king's interest in you is that you die in my hands. This king thinks that you will not be so dull and use the king's interest as a bargaining chip, then... ...What bargaining chip do you have? Take it out and show it to me?"

Gilgamesh's condescending attitude made An Le a little annoyed. He was so restless when he and Bai Lan were talking about dick, but now when there are only two of them left, they show a cheerful attitude, which is really irritating.

Considering that Gilgamesh himself was the target of his mission, An Le suddenly had a very bold idea in his heart.

So, he said very calmly to the very happy king in front of him: "Ten years ago, I killed Jiantong Zouyan."

Sure enough, Gilgamesh couldn't continue to be happy, he sat up straight suddenly: "What are you talking about!"

【If An Le really killed Matou Zouken ten years ago...】

Gilgamesh's reaction pleased Anle very well, but Anle did not show complacency, but still maintained a calm tone: "Not only that, I also saved the life of that saber's new r Emiya Shirou Grace, just when R and the sea monster combined to wreak havoc ten years ago."

【If what An Le said is true, does that mean...】

Gilgamesh stared into An Le's eyes, this time asking more seriously than ever: "Who are you?"

[Ten years ago, during the Fourth Holy Grail War, did they really meet? 】An Le smiled: "I've always been me, it's An Le. It's just that a person like you, how could you remember a little shrimp like me in your heart."

Gilgamesh was not fooled by Anle this time: "No, I must have seen you, and I have talked to you a lot. But... I don't remember you for some reason, right? ?”

An Le really wanted to give Gilgamesh a compliment, and by the way, praised the second-handed king for not being so easily fooled and smart, but he obviously didn't dare, so he could only make up his mind in his heart.

However, An Le, who already knew how to talk to Gilgamesh, still smiled so softly: "I am an old friend of Tokiomi, although few people know of my existence. When Tokiomi participated in the Holy Grail War, I I also hid in the dark to help him, so as his predecessor, you don't know my existence, but I know you, it's normal..."

Seeing that Gilgamesh still didn't quite believe it, Anle smiled brightly and then tilted his head: "Well, there is nothing more to say, I took the initiative to say these things to you today because of this time. The Holy Grail War reveals weirdness everywhere... Even Matou Zouken, who I killed ten years ago, doesn't seem to have really died... So, I just hope you don't focus on me completely, and There are more things that deserve your attention."

Gilgamesh has completely calmed down now, facing the sweet-hearted Anle, he said coldly: "I don't need your guidance on what this king wants to do."

"It's really ruthless... But it doesn't matter, then, see you some other day." Saying that, An Le lit the flame and left, but rather than leaving, it would be more appropriate to say escape.

Today is really an unlucky day. I wasted a Command Seal on such a boring thing. I only hope that Bai Lan can bring me some useful information...