The teaser is really enough.

3. Jiang Tianzhe

That bastard... Ah Zhe, let me call him that, it saves words.

Since he fell to a certain level, it doesn't matter what shame.Two years ago, when the worms came for a few months, he didn’t know where he heard about the existence of the worms and misunderstood him as my boyfriend. After the snot and tears came over, labor finally softened his heart. , gave him a title.

My brother was also defeated by his naturalness, and as a parent, he agreed with my relationship with him.

So, I stayed with him in such a state.

Me: talk about things if you have something to do, and die if you have nothing to do.

Azhe: QAQ, you are so ruthless, the weather here is terrible, and the food is not good, I miss you so much.

╮(╯_╰)╭That's about it.

That bastard (it’s still called more comfortable) will be back almost at the end of this year. His major sounds quite high. In a broad sense, it is called thermal energy and dynamics. In fact, it is to study how to make the boiler burn higher, faster and stronger. .

In a narrow sense, his research direction is how to burn engine cylinders better, and he also has a laboratory, probably.

Such a bastard's brain is actually very easy to use, Chongzi once lamented to me so much.I thought so too, but it seemed like he was only committing crimes against me alone, which was a pretty good feeling.

But sometimes it's just too stupid to bear, and when you get deep down, you won't be naturally cute. Can you be your normal person quietly.

4. Birthday

Cheng Yi's birthday is here.

Before the worms came, Cheng Yi and I were very indifferent to the matter of birthdays - anyone who didn't celebrate their birthdays for nearly ten years would become indifferent.When I was young, Cheng Yi could barely buy me a piece of cake with my pocket money on my birthday. As for me... I didn't remember his birthday at all until I knew how to use the memo in my mobile phone.

Well, I'm such an ungrateful person.

After remembering (through the memo), following his preference, the annual birthday gift can be imagined to be a tie, or a tie buckle or a tie clip.

After Chongzi found out about Cheng Yi's strange habit, there was one more tie giver.

Last year, Chongzi personally designed and made a cross-stitch tie (I was in charge of laying the hands) (it feels amazing and tall, right), this year I racked my brains and really couldn't think of what to give.

The worms were mysterious and secretive, but they still didn't let me know. I asked about it several times but couldn't come up with anything.

On my brother’s birthday, Jiang Tianzhe sent a handmade tie with a dark blue plaid pattern from Germany. I visited many places and spent several days browsing certain treasures. Finally, I decided to give my brother a pretty black porcelain tie. tie buckle.

As for the bugs, on Cheng Yi's birthday, he giggled and took out a rather small box. After opening it, it was a black tie made of rabbit skin with shiny fluff.But when you look closely, it doesn't look like rabbit fur at all. The fur on it is stiff and feels a little prickly to the touch.

Chongzi smiled a bit wretchedly, I somehow felt that this material must be very strange.He cleared his throat and declared:

This tie is made by combining his and Cheng Yi's hair, please ask a former classmate of his who specializes in designing accessories to make it - I dragged a few sentences, saying that it was taken from the relationship of sharing the same pillow and Huang Quanyong as friends .

But why when my brother got the tie in his hand, he felt a lingering chill.

Question: If the worm's hair was collected during the haircut last month, then when did Cheng Yi's hair get it?

On my brother's birthday, I kept imagining the scene of insects wielding scissors in the dark to get Cheng Yi's hair.

If he woke up in the middle of the night, would he never believe in love anymore.

5. The next day

What's more spooky than a tie made out of hair.

A curly dude with Virgo syndrome actually wore this tie - though only for a few minutes.

Because of his original profession, Chongzi not only knew how to tie a tie but also tied many kinds of tie knots. When Chongzi made a signal to make Cheng Yi bow his head, I clearly saw the veins on Cheng Yi's forehead suddenly bulge, and then he returned to calm. .

I don't believe that the bug didn't see it, and I don't believe that the bug didn't know how he would react.

But my brother still lowered his head obediently, cooperating with the dexterous fingers of the bug, and soon, a delicate and elegant Windsor knot was completed, which looked very good with the striped shirt he was wearing.

The heart has the Tigers, fine sniffing the rose.Although it feels absurd, I can only use this sentence to describe the scene in front of me.

Cheng Yi is just indulging his man, and he is also indulging himself to pamper him, and Chongzi is also indulging himself to challenge Cheng Yi's bottom line of pampering.

All in all, it's just two men in love.

It's just two damn, loving dogs and boys! ! !

No, no, I shouldn't be jealous because my man is a bastard, it's not good, it's not good.

PART.9

1. On how to determine your own sexual orientation

According to Chongzi, he probably knew about his own sexual orientation when he was in college.

When the worm said this, Cheng Yi's gaze changed direction from the cut vegetable in his hand, and he looked straight at the worm. He didn't return to normal until the worm protested, "Go and take the medicine."

Sure enough, he was still wary of that bug dormitory manager named Dazhi.

But Mr. Chengyi, people are not as tall or handsome as you, and they don’t earn as much as you. Why are you worrying every day?

The worm went on.

There are relatively few boys in the design department. Unlike other hard-working majors in the university, the whole class is in a hard-working state. Male animals are more popular in the department.In addition, he has a good face, a little talent in his stomach, and a good background. Naturally, many young female monks seek to associate with him.

But he just didn't like it.

"At that time, there were a lot of girls chasing my brother," he boasted, "I'm not exaggerating, not counting those who have secret crushes, those who just send me love letters, send me WeChat and make phone calls can at least form a football team. It was Luneng who played against Guoan."

This... I really believe it.Even if you are detached from Ru Chengyi, even if you find a man to be your "wife", you still can't escape the control of primitive aesthetics. As his man, Kun Liang's children's shoes are beautiful and beautiful, with a touch of literary flavor He Xiaoqing is as vigorous as a cheetah when exercising, which should be very attractive to little girls.

But Chongzi, who should have lived the life of YD Rucheng brother relying on his own face, was frustrated to find that he didn't like any of them.

According to his conditions, he should be picky about his suitors, but his situation is that he can't tell what's wrong with these girls, but he can't feel what's good about them at all?

Yes, their curves look exquisite and their bodies are soft, but they are not as strong and beautiful as his own muscles. Their makeup is excellent and their eyes are charming, but he prefers tough lines. They are considerate and caring, but he finds it annoying.

Because of all the weird perceptions above, Chongzi has never been in a relationship. When he met my brother, he preferred to develop his hobbies and play a good game of basketball.

Until one of his roommates couldn't bear to see his lack of interest, and accidentally said:

Hey, you don't like any women, do you want to find a man?

I thought his roommate's tone must be joking, but the bug was stunned immediately after hearing this.

stunned.

Living.

The.

.

That's right, at that time, this sentence suddenly awakened a certain magical switch in Chongzi's mind. If this continues, he will most likely only find a man to live with as a partner.

"What about the head of the house?" Cheng Yi set the table and chopsticks, "Did he say anything?"

"Nope," Chongzi scratched his hair, "He just joked, 'Maybe it's true, why don't you give it a try', and then just 'laughed it off'?"

Cheng Yi's face completely darkened.

I bit my chopsticks and watched Cheng Yi frantically brainstorming freely. If I ask you, even if that Dazhi really had such a vague liking for bugs, it is probably almost gone now. In contrast, there is nothing left in my heart, anyway, I can't understand Cheng Yi's leisurely way of drinking vinegar like cola every day.

Anyway, if that Jiang Erzhe dares to provoke anyone, no matter male or female, hehe...it doesn't seem good to say it?

2. Sick

In summer, the temperature difference between inside and outside the house increases, and it is very easy to get a heat cold. Unfortunately, I fell victim to it.

Using the knowledge I have taken in professional (elective) courses, I will tell you that no matter what kind of cold it is, it is because microorganisms invade the human body while the immunity is weakened, either viruses or bacteria.Most of the so-called pathogens are rhinoviruses, which are easily good, but are also contagious.

Staying in the laboratory, the professor disliked that I would contaminate the samples by sneezing, so he kicked me out personally (the professor is really a good guy). Window thought he was just a freshman, so he called Cheng Yi in a daze (forgot that Bug was at home at the time).

I don’t want to mention my pitiful coquettish behavior on the phone, anyway, he put me in the car, I knew sniffling and sneezing all the way, and when I got home, I drank two bottles of Shuanghuanglian and slept for a whole afternoon before I felt comfortable.

After dinner, I slept again, and the next morning I was the strong and strong me again.

It's just that when I came back at noon, I found that this guy Cheng Yi had actually stepped up

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