Closely observe the daily life of this pair of CP

"Closer Observation of the Daily Life of the CP" has a sour style

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Ever since my elder brother brought a man home and called me 'sister-in-law', I felt like something was broken.

I don't know if it's morals or worldview.

Only from then on, under the same roof, I began to watch the various daily routines of this pair of CPs up close.

Hey, big brother, is it really okay to show your affection in front of your own sister without any scruples?

Respect yourself! ! !

This article is also known as: How to Make a Funny Bifufu

This is the first time I write Danmei, basically it is a form of small theater related to each other, for self-entertainment, of course I hope you like it

No.1 is called Sister Gongjun, not the heroine, she may have her BG plot, I don’t like to invite X.

Content tags: a soft spot for near water towers

Search keywords: Protagonist: Chong Zi (Kun Liang), Cheng Yi┃Supporting role: Cheng Nuo (Hey, hey, it's not a female supporting role)┃Others: Show Enchantment Daily Small Theater

PART.1

1. Watermelon

On a summer afternoon, the outside of the house is a hell like a steamer, the kind where you can get several degrees of burns if you fall.This couple of CPs and I were eating watermelon in the living room with the air conditioner on and watching the funny show. I cut it off, and I scooped up half of it and ate it with a spoon like a bug—I insist that this is the greatest respect for watermelon—eating like this the coolest.My old-fashioned older brother never thought of it that way, and it's sad.He always slices and peels the watermelon tirelessly, divides it into small pieces, and inserts a toothpick. We generally call this kind of urine behavior "obsessive-compulsive disorder", and it mostly occurs in Virgos.

What was even more worrying about him was the syndrome of "you can't eat cold things like watermelon in summer" caused by nervous gastroenteritis. Chongzi and I held half of the watermelon and dug hard with a big iron spoon. Dig dig, eat eat eat.

When I was amused by the host's line, the iron spoon that the worm was holding fell to the ground laughing. He had almost eaten, so he tried his best to hold back his laughter, and turned to my brother.

"Eating a bite of watermelon should be fine. I specially left the best bite in the middle for you. You see, I sacrificed so much. You are definitely my true love." As he said, he brought the watermelon in front of my brother , I stretched my head over to have a look... It was indeed the middle one. All the surrounding watermelons had been dug out to reveal the white skin of the melon.

I swear I watched the veins throbbing in my brother's temples.

2. Bugs are people

There is definitely a reason for the bug to please my brother so much. As for the success rate of the method, let's put it aside.Since the day before yesterday, there has been something wrong with these two people. The reason is probably because of the mess at Chongzi's house, but I haven't found out the details yet.

For the past two days, my brother has been sleeping on the sofa bed in the study. When I was having breakfast, I saw that his eyes were blue.After all, Chongzi is different from my brother, how could he have such a considerate sister like me to support his sexual orientation, although the first time my brother brought a man home and asked me to call him "sister-in-law", I first The reaction was: Fuck, he actually learned to joke——fuck, isn't it really a joke?

Chongzi stayed in my house for almost two years. Although I didn't say anything, I still agreed with the relationship between them.

During breakfast, Chongzi sat on the other side of me. He deliberately stayed away from my brother. He seemed to know that acting cute would not work.He is a SOHO family squatting at home, and his actual personality is still very childish. Fortunately, there is no sign of blackening. I really don't want to stay at home and bother to coax him, so I went out to the laboratory.

When I came back from get off work, I saw the pair of CPs sitting next to each other watching the animal world... The scene was broadcast n times.

Zhao Zhongxiang said affectionately: Spring is here, look, the lion is in heat.

3 Introduction

Forgot to mention, my brother is Cheng Yi and I am Cheng Nuo, they are four years younger.The bug's name is Kun Liang. It is said that when he was born, his mother saw shining fireflies in the dark (I think it was because of the exhaustion of giving birth to hallucinations).I simply called him Worm, which is what their friends usually call him.

The first time Cheng Yi brought worms home was when I was still in college. At that time, I was playing games with my legs crossed. child.It is true to use "handsome" and "boy" to describe it. At that time, Chong Zi had just had a showdown with his family, and his face was still rebellious, and even the corners of his eyes were red.

"This is your sister-in-law." Cheng Yi's tone at that time was as if he was eating noodles mixed with fried sauce at noon today, "We will live with us from now on."

I slipped my hand and made a mistake in my position. The big boss sent out a big move and died.

Fuck, did the sun come out from the west today? I actually learned to make jokes//How could Chengyi make jokes about this kind of thing//It looks true//It’s actually true//It’s really true... …Is it still too late to book the ticket back to Mars?

My brother has been perverted since he was a child, really, but his perversion is mainly reflected in the first place in the Huihui exam and various Olympiad champions. Given by the little girl who chased him.Some men who wanted to chase me were also scared away by his aura. Such a cheating brother has been a "legendary child of another family" since he was a child, a benchmark for society and a role model for life.Not only is he good at studying, but he is also fucking popular.

Two words - male god (current charge).

Three words - Gao Fu Shuai (Tom Su).

Four words - a winner in life (with a halo).

It's just that he didn't have any lace news since he was a child. I always felt that he put all his energy on the great ideal of "I build for the motherland" and didn't care about these mundane things. with.

It turns out that what he is interested in is "male love [] love"...

Chongzi has been living with us since that day, and it has been almost two years. From strangeness, to dislike, to mutual understanding and familiarity, many things have really happened.Although they are all ordinary and blurred in the past few years, they still leave a lot of imprints in the memory.

I want to go through this and record these things when I still have memories. When the pair of CPs grow old together, I will look back at the way I came here, and see how I, as a younger sister, watched them slowly. in love.

4. Kitchen (play)

The bug is not too tall, he claims to be 1.7 meters eight.According to my experience, those who claim to be like this generally only pass 1.7 meters five.We usually take turns to cook, and the worms are in charge of dinner today.When he first came here, he was a young master who doesn't distinguish between grains and grains. It's really hard for my brother to train him to be a "wife" who can handle the kitchen.

He has a strong taste and wants to eat spicy food. The dried chili peppers are placed on the top of the kitchen cabinet, but he still can't reach them with his feet up.So Chongzi fully demonstrated the wisdom and subjective initiative of human beings. He moved a chair, which was a bit high, and bent over to search for dried chilies in the cabinet.

I was eating potato chips in the living room, watching anime, and heard that my brother came back from get off work. It was super hot outside and he was still abstinent in a black suit. Zhuangbility didn’t explain. As usual, I gave him a contemptuous look, definitely not jealousy.

He didn't pay attention to me at the first glance, and when he heard the noise in the kitchen, he kept staring there and couldn't move his eyes. After watching for a few seconds, he decisively strode over and walked to the back of the worm to look slightly.

"You don't need to look for it, I didn't see it, it means the chili is gone."

"Fuck, it's amazing how tall you are." What Chongzi was most worried about was that he was not as tall as my 1.8-meter-old brother, and his appearance determined the situation that he could only be crushed.

"Ah, it's nothing special." His tone was indifferent. At this time, his consciousness was definitely not on this issue. He took off his black suit and put it on the back of the chair. At that time, he didn't know what he was going to do, and he forgot to chew the potato chips in his mouth.

His behavior is something I will never forget. The activity in my heart almost relived the first time I saw my teacher in the toilet in elementary school.

The bug was carried into the bedroom by him.

My expression must have cracked at the time. Before the bug howled and was carried in, I paid close attention to what he was wearing—a tight tank top for showing off his muscles, a pair of rather short sports shorts, and a lace apron. .Combined with the posture of him bending his back to the kitchen door at that time.

I silently swallowed the potato chip residue in my mouth, and silently imagined how angry my brother's company box lunch was today.

I settled for dinner by myself, and the next day was Saturday, and they didn't open until noon.

In my "I understand, I understand everything" eyes, the bug lasagna tears are flying in the messy wind.

5. Run-in

The above happened after we got to know each other quite well, about half a year or so.

In the days before, it was a little friction at best, but it was actually a disaster.

My brother and I have been living together since his parents divorced. The house is very close to our school. We usually take care of the housework together and take turns to cook three meals. Although Cheng Yi is a boring gourd, I always talk to him about anything. Ask for an idea, he will confide in me if he has any worries.