Indecisive Survival Guide

"Qianqian, can you come down?" The woman in a white dress looked worriedly at her best friend who wanted to commit suicide, and said in tears, "Qianqian, I was wrong, Qianqian, I really didn't know that Ah Hao liked me I, I'll give him back to you, can you come down?"

"No, Tongtong, you are not wrong, the time is wrong. The two of us just met the right person at the wrong time. I only like you. Even if you want to leave me, I will never be with Lu Qianqian Together!" The man standing next to the woman in white turned the woman's body to him forcefully, how could he give up on such a kind and lovely girl?

"Ah, Ahao, I, I like you too. But, I can't be sorry to Qianqian..."

Lu Qianqian, who was dizzy due to excessive drinking, looked at the pair of "bi people" who were talking to each other in confusion. She just came to the rooftop to relax and drink because she lost a project. How did she wake up this morning? Did you find yourself on the Hulunbuir Prairie above your head?

"I said, are you two here to persuade people not to ask for death? Or are you hoping that someone will jump off the building and commit suicide quickly, so that there will be room for the two of you! Also, stop crying, that woman, she has no makeup after crying for so long Hua, I feel tired for you." The aunt wearing the red armband of the neighborhood committee looked at the pair of men and women who were found with disdain, and her daughter was right, those named Ah Hao were all scumbags.

Hearing what the aunt said, the men and women who were still looking at each other affectionately froze...

That's it!Lu Qianqian, who hadn't figured out what was going on, nodded desperately.However, suicide by jumping off a building?Who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? !

Lu Qianqian, who had been drunk, suddenly felt that the wind was a bit strong. It's July, and even though it's seven o'clock in the morning, it would be nice if the weather in Longdu didn't turn people into roast suckling pigs. Why not? Can you feel such a cool breeze?Also, why are her legs a bit out of control?

"Girl, I told you, don't jump, it's not worth it for this pair of scumbags!" The aunt of the neighborhood committee said nervously when she saw Lu Qianqian shaking, "If you die here, The price of our house is about to drop!"

"Yes, yes, girl, don't be too hard to find. Three-legged toads are hard to find, but there are many men with two legs. I can introduce you to another boyfriend. My eldest nephew is still single. Height 183cm, weight 70kg, Scorpio, both parents died, owns a car and a house, and is a corporate executive! And he has been a school girl since he was a child, and his appearance is absolutely passable." When I heard that the price of the house will be reduced, I was just watching the excitement The uncle hurriedly sold it enthusiastically, "This must meet the requirements of your little girl to choose a mate!" Of course, except for the shortcoming of being vicious, otherwise he would have found a partner with the conditions of his eldest nephew.

What?Beautiful and rich, but also the death of both parents?Uncle, can you give me your nephew's contact information.Lu Qianqian, who wanted to get closer to the uncle, tried her best to move her legs that were not in control.

"Ah, ah, girl—"

Lu Qianqian, whose body began to fall at an extremely fast speed, suddenly had a flash of light in her groggy head just now. The clips of last night flashed through her mind. She randomly found a rooftop to drink, and halfway through drinking, she suddenly remembered that she still had a boyfriend, and then she called her boyfriend, and then, it seemed that Tongtong answered the phone?

So, she was really green? !

Wait, these are not important anymore, uncle, tell me your nephew's home address or something, even if she accidentally dies, she can float over to have a look!

"Ding! The underworld reincarnation system is activated, and a suicide soul is detected, and you will be sentenced to three thousand small worlds, so that you can learn to cherish life."

What the hell?suicide?She felt that she had died accidentally at best!And what about the legendary bull-headed horse face that seduces the soul, and what about the Ten Temples of Yama?She didn't get a taste of this excellent traditional Chinese culture, so she was sentenced directly?Who said that the efficiency of public officials is low, if she wants to complain, she must complain!

"Damn girl, dare to steal my food!" The tattered little boy glared viciously at Lu Qianqian, who was crouching in the corner holding a fat white steamed bun, and looked at the black fingers on the fat white steamed bun. , couldn't help but frowned, "Give me the steamed buns quickly, if you don't, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death."

Lu Qianqian, who was less than three feet long, was holding the white flour steamed bun tightly in his hand. It was obviously given to her by that beautiful lady because she saw her pity, so why did she snatch it from him.She has been hungry for three or four days, and if she doesn't eat, she will starve to death.Feeling the intense burning sensation in her stomach, Lu Qianqian didn't care about chewing slowly. She bit the steamed bun in her hand with a posture that she wanted to stuff the whole bun into her mouth.

Seeing that Lu Qianqian was about to finish eating the whole steamed bun, the little boy who was staring at him anxiously went up and started punching and kicking, "I want you to grab my food, spit it out!"

Feeling the physical pain, Lu Qianqian couldn't help but speed up his chewing.Unexpectedly, the little boy kicked him right in the heart, and Lu Qianqian choked immediately. Her eyes were wide open, and she kept patting her chest with her hands.

Quick, quick, Heimlich...

The first life, died.

The tenth world, died.

"Lao Niu, it's not good, something serious happened!" Ma Mian, who was wearing a hip-hop costume and a big gold chain, said to Niu Tou, who was dancing a folk dance, with a panicked expression.

Seeing the panicked look on the horse's face, Niutou frowned and ended the whole dance with a perfect big jump, "You're a thousand-year-old ghost, so flustered, what does it look like for the kid below to see it?! "As he said, he turned his head and asked casually, "What kind of event happened?"

Looking at the bull's head pretending to be B, he choked on the horse's face, the good guys have been hanging out together for thousands of years, who doesn't know who.Thinking about this, he also picked up Joe. He lowered his head and straightened the big gold chain on his chest, and began to impromptu rap, "Yoyo, actually, it's not a big deal, it's just our brothers' year-end Don’t think about awards, don’t think about it, don’t even mention promotion and salary increase, don’t even mention it.”

He also expected to return to his hometown to visit relatives after the year-end bonus was issued, and Niutou, who brought gifts to the little calves, became anxious for a moment, and he couldn't care less about maintaining his fashion as a handsome man in ancient costumes, "Such a big thing happened, you still have the mind to touch you This gold-plated iron chain, give me a rap!"

Ma Mian paused for a while while stroking the big gold chain, cough cough, although everyone in the underworld knows that his big gold chain is gold-plated, but the momentum cannot be lost, "Old cow, we are both thousands of years old ghosts, what a big wind and waves I haven’t seen it before, so why worry. Let’s say it’s big. It’s not as big as the time when Dou defeated Buddha and tore up the book of life and death. The last time." The essence of the problem is that there is a problem with the reincarnation mechanism.

As soon as he heard Ma Mian mentioning the fight against Buddha, Niutou instantly felt that his own Niutau was two big. This has not entered Xin Chou's natal year, does he have such great stamina?However, after so many beeps, the old horse still didn't explain clearly what happened.

"speak English!"

"To put it simply, there is a bug in the hell welcome you system invented by Xiao Qiao. It's just a small problem of sentencing a person who shouldn't die to experience a tragic death for a hundred generations. In fact, this problem is not big at all. We can even It was solved by operating in private. But now, this problem has been found out by the picket team and reported to Black and White Wuchang."

Damn, this is still a small problem!Yama said all day to keep pace with the times, and he had to do some kind of Ahaba assessment in the underworld. With such a mistake, the assessment of their entire ghost hunting team is definitely at the bottom of the entire Underworld Life Service Co., Ltd.Niu, a folk dance lover, Tou, who became more and more panicked, danced around his practice room.

Looking at the crazy Niutou, Ma Mian calmed down instead. Anyway, the little unlucky guy has been dead for ten lifetimes, no matter what, he can't turn back time.If you don't want the year-end bonus, you don't want it...

Wait, it's been ten lifetimes? !According to the company's system, the picket team should make corrections in the first three lifetimes before the problem occurred. The little unlucky guy is now in the tenth lifetime, so can he drag the picket team into trouble?

Ma Mian, who had figured out a way, wanted to rap on the spot against Niu Tou who was still jumping, "Old Niu, don't jump, I have thought of a way! Since we can't be alone, then we will drag the picket team into the water!"

In the office of the picket team, Black and White Wuchang, who didn't know that he was missed by others, was leisurely drinking tea and looking at the inspection report in front of him, smiling at each other. In terms of performance, I really want to thank the bull-headed horse-faced brother.It seems that the elite award in this year-end evaluation is none other than the Eagles.

"Chief Prosecutor Black, Chief Prosecutor Bai, are you busy at the end of the year?" The bull-headed horse-faced man walked in with a gift in his hand, smiling.

Seeing the person coming, Black and White Wuchang looked at each other, and the two reached a tacit consensus.I heard that the Elite Award this time is to travel freely in the world for a year. Isn't it easy for them to want something based on their ability?Can you get lost just because of this little profit in front of you.

"Thanks to the two younger brothers, it's okay." Hei Wuchang slowly put away the inspection report in his hand, with a face that was too rich to be lewd, mighty and unyielding.Niutou Mamian, who had expected that the matter would not be so simple to solve, didn't panic, and walked forward with a smile, "It's as long as you're not busy, as long as you're not busy." He said while stuffing something into Black and White Wuchang's hands.

"Old cow, old horse, what are you doing? This is going to make a political mistake!" Seeing the gift being stuffed, Bai Wuchang pushed it hard.

"Chief Prosecutor Bai, take a closer look. This thing is very important, and it concerns the future of the four of us." Niu Tou said, winking his European-style double eyelid bull eyes at Bai Wuchang.

"That's right, Prosecutor Hei, take a closer look, this is a good thing." Ma Mian took out the planning book hidden under the gift.

This planning book is a collection of the essence of his lifelong learning, which states the pros and cons in detail, and also makes a career plan based on Lu Qianqian's performance in this tenth life based on his desire to survive.Not only did it solve their urgent needs, but it also solved the problem of difficult recruitment and high labor costs for the picket team.

After reading the plan in front of him, Hei Wuchang sighed, accepted the gift in silence, and said with a smile on his face, "So, we will have a happy cooperation."

"Happy cooperation, happy cooperation!"

At this historic moment, the company has successfully realized the talent transfer within the company.

The author has something to say:

The serious survival method of the unscrupulous survival guide - the Heimlich first aid method.When there is a foreign body stuck in the throat: 1. If it is an adult, the rescuer stands behind the victim, hugs his abdomen from behind, wraps his arms around his waist and abdomen, makes a fist with one hand, and presses the center of the fist inward on the victim's navel and The part between the ribs; press the other hand into the palm of the fist, squeeze both hands inward and upward quickly, and repeat until the obstruction is spit out. 2. If the child is under three years old, you should immediately pick up the child, pinch the sides of the child's cheekbones with one hand, put the arm against the child's chest, and support the back of the child's neck with the other hand, so that the child's face faces Lie down on the rescuer's lap.Pat the child's back 1-5 times, and observe whether the child spits out the foreign object.

Little angels, Heimlich's first aid method and methods for babies and self-rescue, everyone should learn the rules of life-saving.