Leader Zai and Despair Raids the World

[Barrage Carnival! !

"awsl!!"

"Ango is asleep!"

"Ango, come out and follow the procedure!"

"Ango repeated sit-ups!!"

A series of "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" directly swiping the screen! !

The VIPs watching: "."

Zhongyuan Zhong also couldn't complain: "What's the matter with the glasses professor?!"

In the space of consciousness, he rubbed his brows with his knuckles, his eyes were almost irritated by the barrage.

After a pause, he looked at the leader Dazai who had lost his memory and turned back into a child on the screen with mixed emotions. After all, he still didn't laugh at the leader of the port mafia in another world.

...Instead, he aimed his gunfire at the evil fate in his own world, and his tone was full of sarcasm:

"I may not be human, but you are a real dog. Dazai."

Zhongyuan Zhong also learned from the barrage, and said sarcastically at this time.

It's a pity that Osamu Dazai doesn't care about the thickness of his skin when necessary!It's not like he hasn't eaten a whole bag of dog food in front of the dog! !

At this moment, he snorted coldly, and didn't bother to respond to Zhong Yuan's non-painful ridicule, and just pointed at the annoying dog on the screen: "Slightly slight~~~" Stick out your tongue!

How about it! ! !Be afraid!Don't dare!It doesn't even wag its tail!Tonight I finally learned what is called "awe"! !

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--

... This person is sometimes quite naive.

Speaking of how much Zaike creatures hate dogs...

Even Tsunayoshi Sawada was in awe, trembling in his own consciousness: This, is this the real mafia leader!

In order to punish the puppy, he even dared to eat dog food!

It's just horrible! !

As for Gojo Satoru, who remained strangely silent: "........."

Young Mr. Dazai is too cute!Humanity's strongest magician has been sunk——! !

At this time, I hated why I couldn't break through the dimension and rushed in, buried my face in the little black cat's belly and sucked it hard——!

... Is this a new type of death-seeking method? Do you want the magic world to be destroyed? Are you an undercover agent sent by the magic spirit? Stop it, Gojo-kun.

On the other side, after Edogawa Ranpo laughed with everyone for a while, he waited and waited until he couldn't wait for the reaction that the barrage should have, so he couldn't help but sighed loudly: "Hey... a bunch of idiots."

The world's number one detective stared at the screen and complained a few words incomprehensibly:

"Stop laughing and forget the truth that hides under the shadow of happiness."

Wu Zhenzai also withdrew his grimace when he saw his colleague's speech.

"Yes." He looked at Bourbon and Scotland on the screen, staring at this duo of best friends, and echoed with ambiguous meaning:

"……yes."

Wu Jingzai said softly. 】

Maybe Bourbon sensed something, maybe behind that abnormal vigilance was some kind of unspeakable worry.

But after he was about to blurt out but was interrupted, Bourbon buried this worry in his heart for the time being.

He made no further attempts to tear the family apart.

...turned around and joined the family without hesitation.

Dazai: "?"

Dazai: "???"

Dazai was not frightened at all when he was caught on the spot for bullying the dog in the middle of the night.

Could anyone still miss that so obvious monitor in the corner of the living room?

(Scotland: ??? Thank you for being insulted? Is it so obvious?!)

In any case, his goal was achieved.

This small Shiba Inu, who is bold and does not know how to advance or retreat, has learned to "fear".

At this time, Doudou was drooling with his mouth open in a daze, and Doudou's eyes were full of bewilderment.

He tilted his head, and his tail drooped in frustration, obviously terrified.

Compared with the enthusiasm and excitement of barking and rushing up to give people a good meal during the day, they are like two dogs.

Osamu Dazai was very satisfied, so when Bourbon rushed over and lifted him up to prevent people from eating dog food, he didn't resist.

The whole person was suspended in the air, the young child shook his legs, turned his head, and blinked innocently: "?"

He was overwhelmed by the young master's once-in-a-century maliciousness, not to mention that the child was still holding a dog food in his small hand.

The crit was superimposed on the crit, and Bourbon was almost sunk!

"..." The determined undercover agent of the Public Security Bureau took a deep breath: "Do you want to dry the dog food? Shall I pour you a glass of warm water?"

…………… It’s over, it’s over!The Public Security Bureau is also completely finished! !

Apparently Dazai also noticed the change in the person in front of him, and narrowed his eyes suspiciously:

"I do not want."

Dazai coldly rejected him.

"You put me down, I'm going back to my room to sleep."

According to the experience of Twilight Pavilion, Bourbon's concern for him has a limit.

With sober reason and the determination to do whatever it takes, this man would rather stain his hands with blood and sacrifice a lot for the ultimate goal.

For such a man, as long as Dazai clearly expresses his resistance, Bourbon should not risk angering the "young master of the dark organization", but should also care about his physical and mental health.

But,

but--

"No. Brush your teeth before going to bed," Bourbon urged tirelessly, "Even if it's dog food, that's considered eating. Young master, do you want to have rotten teeth when you grow up? Toothaches are very painful oh?"

Dazai looked at Bourbon with a speechless gaze, then turned his head to look at Scotland, who leaned on the door frame and smiled at them gently: "..."

The terrifying young Great Demon King was completely speechless.

"What's wrong with you adults?"

Dazai complained dryly.

... Before that, how about checking the passive debuff on yourself first, Dazai Osamu, the leader of Gu King?

***

After the second day, Bourbon's "condition" did not improve, but intensified.

In the morning, it is customary for Scotland to wake up the young master, so there is no problem with that.

Breakfast was left to bourbon, which was no problem.

It was still the Japanese breakfast that the two of them were used to eating.

Carefully presented on trays, each dish is purposely paired with matching tableware.

There are yam and squid cakes on the white plate, just fried and served, golden and attractive.

Herbed fried eggs and small pieces of tamago tofu are served on a smaller checkered wooden plate.

In addition, there is rice in a porcelain bowl with blue and white patterns, and white sesame seeds are sprinkled all over the top.

In a transparent glass bowl is a fresh seasonal vegetable salad mixed with appetizing salad vinegar.

Not to mention the miso soup that goes with the meal, in addition to the hojicha tea jelly after the meal.

It was full, and the whole dinner plate was arranged.

Dazai who picked up the lacquered wooden chopsticks but couldn't speak: "..."

What is wrong with this grown-up?

Even Scotland couldn't help laughing: "Isn't the breakfast prepared too well?"

As he spoke, he pinched a piece of fried tofu and put it in his mouth, savoring it and nodding:

"Yeah, it's really good... It fully reflects the fragrance of tofu, and it can be said to be an expert."

Scotland sat down at the table and picked up his chopsticks before his family turned to stare at him.

"Speaking of which—since when have you been so good at cooking?"

Scotland asked with a smile.

At the same time, the man mercilessly revealed his old story, turned to Dazai with a smile and said, "Don't look at Bourbon, he didn't know how to cook before."

"..." Bourbon turned his back to them, and his tone sounded like a smile:

"That's right. Since when did you learn to cook...?"

After a pause, when he turned back again, Bourbon showed the same smile as usual: "Okay, young master, try it!" The blond and black-skinned man was full of confidence, "My favorite work , will never lose to Gin!!!"

This person is actually quite vengeful...

By the way, don't be too high-spirited in this regard!

Dazai looked at Bourbon with nothing to say, and then looked down at the full tray.

"No, you can't be picky eaters!"

Bourbon interrupted before the boy could speak, "How can you grow taller if you don't eat enough? Doesn't the young master want to grow to be more than 1.8 meters in the future?"

Dazai couldn't take it anymore, and stared at him coldly: "Be normal."

From that cold gaze, there is no doubt that there is an oppressive sense of command.

In the past, Bourbon should have chosen to avoid the important and ignore the less important, and changed the topic in a few words, not only showing his importance to the "heir to the organization", but also allowing Dazai to withdraw the meal on the premise of not angering Dazai.

But today, I don't know what medicine Bourbon took wrongly, and he dared to disobey the young master's order, with a cheeky smile:

"What's wrong with me?" Bourbon said with a hearty smile, "Isn't it our responsibility to care about the young master? Why, do you think the young master has any taboos?"

As a member of the righteous red team, Bourbon is essentially the same as Scotland, with attributes such as kindness, gentleness, and being good at caring for others.

And as an important member of the intelligence department in the dark organization, of course, he can also use words such as deep scheming, terrifying momentum, dark belly and danger to describe this man.

At this moment, Bourbon, as if he couldn't understand the subtext in Dazai's words, did everything he could to coax the child to eat two more bites of breakfast.

He unbuttoned his apron with one hand, straightened his blond hair with the other, lowered his eyes and looked around——

Ah, found it.

The one who timidly hid his body behind the cupboard and only exposed a small head to observe secretly was the puppy Harrow who had just been hit hard by a cute human cub last night.

Judging by the hesitant body movements, Harrow clearly still wants to get close to the child.

But he really learned to "revere", and trembled, he dared not rush up to lick it anymore.

Before Harrow's eyes, a shadow suddenly fell: "...Wow?"

That was his reliable and steady adult master, who bent down and reached out to hug the puppy expertly.

Harrow leaned against Bourbon's arms and tilted his head in doubt: "Wow?"

On top of the puppy's head, Bourbon tilted his head with a smile on his face: "Wow? Have a good meal?"

...?

What kind of cuteness is this man acting maliciously? ! ? !

What's more, I said earlier that the young master hates dogs, don't be blinded by the cute filter of eating dog food last night, and desperately sprint towards the reverse favor—————! !

Leader Dazai: "..."

He silently put down the chopsticks.

He couldn't stay in this house anymore.

—Let's run away from home.