My young master is gay

"You mean the devil?" The little doll-shaped Bi An lay leisurely on the cushion, opened one eye to look at Wei Tianyin, then turned around, yawned and replied, "That guy, the devil, isn't bad... just a little Too much gossip, you are right, he is a broken sleeve, the reason why he was sealed was because he ate the spirit fruit of the emperor of heaven, he still has a dual personality... No, it should be considered that he is always alive except for fighting. It's a guy with facial paralysis." Bi An picked up a pear, took a bite, then blinked and looked at Wei Tianyin.

"Well, he is really a strange person, but what was he like when he was fighting?" Wei Tianyin also picked up a pear and asked while sitting on the soft bed.

"It's kind of bloodthirsty. Once you start fighting, he will feel uncomfortable if you don't kill an enemy and leave him alone. Also, he is very fond of his lover." Bi An shifted his gaze Go outside the window and slowly pick up all the information about the devil.

"I don't care about these." I just need to pamper Xiaoyao.Wei Tianyin thought, "What about Pluto? You should be familiar with him, right?"

Wei Tianyin obviously saw Bi An's small body stiffen for a moment, and then murmured in a low voice: "I don't want to mention him in my life..."

"What happened?" Wei Tianyin raised his eyebrows.

"No... I don't really want to talk about this..." Bi An's voice was so small that he could hardly hear himself, "After all, 400 years have passed, what do you remember..."

Then in the next second, Bi An returned to his own space of monsters. Wei Tianyin looked at the wet cushion and smacked his lips: "The feelings of the beasts are really fragile."

In the World of Warcraft, Bi An changed back into an adult form, took a deep breath, and wiped away the remaining tears from the corners of his eyes. In the past, even if he was mentioned about Hades, he could barely hold up a smile to deal with it, but now it is different Ah... The person who mentioned this to him is the heir of Hades.

Bastard... Where the hell have you been... Didn't you promise that you will be back soon...

Ahh... If you lied to me, it's fine, just come back and see me once, okay...

Big idiot, come back soon.

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Gu Xiaonuan felt that today must be a rare happy day in a century, mother, Gu Xixi, are you pregnant again? QwQ? !The big sow accepts my worship!

"Damn it, Gu Xiaonuan, your mother really didn't lie to me? Gu Xixi is pregnant again?!" When Gu Yao heard the news, the drowsiness that was still left disappeared immediately, as if he had been given a stimulant. jumped up from the bed.

"My mother forced you to lie to me! It's been a month! It scares me to death, will Gu Xixi, a big sow, give birth to four or something?!" Gu Xiaonuan patted the wooden table hard, and the wooden table suddenly into pieces.

"The four new fathers have heart attacks, okay?" Gu Yao slid down from the bed, and Wei Tianyin, who followed Gu Xiaonuan, hugged Gu Yao into his arms.

"Fuck, you guys are still showing affection!" Gu Xiaonuan looked at the posture of Gu Yao and Wei Tianyin, and couldn't help cursing again, "You better get out of heart disease soon!"

"It's up to me not to die. By the way, I guess it's another man at the moment. This is the world of sensual beauty, right~." Gu Yao showed a bright smile.

"Gu Xixi is an exception, no, the female characters here are all exceptions." Gu Xiaonuan's face was serious.

"Exceptional size." Gu Yao rolled his eyes, and silently rubbed Wei Tianyin's arms a few times, "Damn it, besides women, who else likes the opposite sex in this kind of place?" Gu Yao yawned, He looked at Gu Xiaonuan with blood on his face.

"Hey, my cousin Wei Aoluo also likes men, Xiaoyao, it seems that he really does." Wei Tianyin felt helpless when he thought of his carefree cousin. Although Wei Aoluo was talented, the owner wanted to value him, but he didn't know why Just dare not pay attention to it.

Then when Wei Aoluo was 20 years old, the Wei family had already confirmed that the patriarch’s super intuition was right. Wei Aoluo admitted on his birthday that he liked men. Thinking back to the time when the Patriarch of the Wei family’s face was struck by lightning, hehe.

Oh, by the way, is Wei Aoluo considered a cousin?He is about 100 years old, right?

Well...Although Patriarch Wei is several hundred years old...it's not unusual.

"Damn it." Gu Yao and Gu Xiaonuan swear at the same time.

"Let's not say that your cousin likes men, just talk about Gu Xixi... Do you want to go and see with me?" Gu Xiaonuan covered his heart with grief and asked.

"Why did you make that expression..." Gu Yao muttered silently, "Okay, let's go together, I want to see what that guy Gu Xixi looks like... I haven't seen him for a few years, so I don't know him."

"That's because you're too lazy to go. I'm really curious why you're not fat." Gu Xiaonuan rolled her eyes, "Hurry up, or you may really not see Gu Xixi for a few years."

"Okay, okay, I'll go qwq..." Gu Yao silently pawed at Wei Tianyin, Wei Tianyin stood up and hugged Gu Yao by the way, the height difference between 14 years old and 11 years old is quite a bit, so it's not awkward to look at, let alone , Wei Tianyin's height is not normal at all, okay? Look at that 14-year-old who is almost the same height as Gu Yao back then, look...

To this Gu Yao said: I qwq!

Then when Gu Yao saw Gu Xixi, he smiled and said, "I'll fuck your whole family."

"It's so fucking bad, bro." Gu Xiaonuan automatically misunderstood Gu Yao's meaning, then cast a contemptuous glance at Gu Yao, picked up Lin Yanmo and took two steps back.

Gu Yao was silent for a moment, then pointed to himself: "Do I look like such a wretched person?"

"Aren't you a pedophile?" Gu Xiaonuan retorted solemnly.

"...well, I'm..."

small theater--

Wei Aoluo: I'm here www

Gu Zixi: It’s just that you are as excited as a child when you appear on the stage. You are really...

Wei Aoluo: Okay, okay, I know you are very virtuous and a wife, but can you stop picking on my shortcomings?It always makes me feel sad that I was abandoned by my lover.

Gu Zixi: Hmph... (Aojiao turns her head)

Gu Yao: (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻Fucking mother-in-law's love!

Gu Xiaonuan: (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻Fucking mother is not allowed to show affection in front of my mother!

Patriarch: (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻Fucking mother, it turns out that you are gay too, Grand Elder!

Gu Yao: (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□.)

Gu Xiaonuan: (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□.)

Owner: (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□.)

Wei Tianyin: ...┬─┬?ノ(゜-゜ノ)