My young master is gay

"No, this is not right." Gu Xiaonuan sat on the wooden chair in the room, looking at a fiery red ball. When did this ball appear in her room?Huh... the pattern on it looks like a dragon...

"What is this ball? The color is a little like my aunt's, can I eat it?" Gu Xiaonuan squinted her eyes, and the ball trembled suddenly when she heard this sentence, and rolled a small step away, flashing There was a faint red light.Gu Xiaonuan couldn't help but swear, "Damn, it's so disgusting! She looks like a big aunt!"

"...Woo..." The disgusted little ball let out a weak whimper pitifully.

"Damn, I can still make a sound! Is this shit still a ball!" Gu Xiaonuan got up, and silently took two steps back.

"Woooooo..." The ball rolled around on the table, and then fell off the table.

"Gu Xiaonuan, what the hell are you doing, go make dumplings, you bastard." Gu Yao pulled them away with a snap, and the ball that had been stationary on the ground jumped happily to write down, and then with inexplicable speed—— It got into Gu Yao's body.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

Gu Xiaonuan and Gu Yao uttered a foul language at the same time.

Aunt Xiaoqiu: (=?ω?)?

"Gu Xiaonuan, what the hell did you do?! I just saw a big aunt-colored object that looks like a ball go into my stomach, damn it! What did you do?!" Gu Yao covered his mouth Stomach, looking resentfully at Gu Xiaonuan who was terrified.

"Damn it, how could I know what the hell that is? This spherical big-aunt-like object also appeared in my room inexplicably today, okay?" Gu Xiaonuan came back to his senses, and immediately began to refute Gu Yao's words, saying Halfway through, Gu Xiaonuan suddenly thought of something, "Huh? Is there a dragon pattern on that big aunt's color ball? Wait, wait a minute, why do you have such a relationship with dragons? Are dragons all snake spirits?! My brother He's obviously just a so-called gay guy, but he's also a joke!"

"What the hell is the so-called gay guy so funny again?! I don't care if it's a dragon or a dog, you better get me that big auntie ball!" Gu Yao stomped his feet, The delicate and good-looking face was abruptly distorted by Gu Yao.

"Brother, do you only love my brother-in-law? You obviously wouldn't talk like that to your brother-in-law!" Gu Xiaonuan looked at his brother's attitude towards himself and his brother-in-law, and his teeth itched with anger. Did the son treat his sister? !Or is it my brother? !

"Fucking mother, I just love your brother-in-law so what?!"

"...Damn it?" Gu Yao was silent for a while, "Did I just say something?"

"...Damn it." Gu Xiaonuan squinted his eyes and swears calmly.

"So you guys are fighting again?" Wei Tianyin stood behind Gu Yao and sighed. Gu Yao and Gu Xiaonuan froze for a moment, their eyes silently turned to Wei Tianyin's direction, and then their complexions suddenly turned pale. .

"Brother...brother?" Gu Xiaonuan said in a trembling tone.

"Tianyin...? QwQ..." The damn confession was caught in the act. Fuck, who in the world is worse than him? Fuck, crap, crap...

"Xiaoyao don't cry." Wei Tianyin rubbed Gu Yao's head with a smile, then changed his tone, becoming low and terrifying, "If you don't come out of the ball that just ran into Xiaoyao's body, when will I see it?" Now that it's your turn, you must die worse than the family that was wiped out by the Wei family back then, I will give you a choice now, come out, or not?"

Gu Yao: "..." The male god is so handsome...

"Hiss..." Gu Yao watched silently as a little snake crawled out of his dantian, and then he covered his face and threw himself at Wei Tianyin.

"It's so disgusting QAQ!!"

"Hiss, hiss, QAQ..." The little blood-red snake crawled up to Gu Yao's heel with a mournful face, and rubbed against Gu Yao's heel as if it were cute.

"Even if you're so cute, I still feel disgusting QAQ, ah, snakes are disgusting QAQ!" Gu Yao continued to bury his face in Wei Tianyin's arms, not looking at the pitiful little snake.

"Hiss, hiss, hiss, QAQ..." The little snake pitifully tried to climb up to Gu Yao's heels, Wei Tianyin narrowed his eyes, and a small cluster of flames flew towards the little snake, and the little snake quickly slid down Gu Yao trousers, the cluster of flames disappeared without even seeing its shadow.

On the other side, Wei Tianyin squinted his eyes and looked at the little snake.

Gu Xiaonuan: "..." My brother is mighty.

"What are you?" Gu Xiaonuan knelt down and poked the snake's smooth skin.

"Hiss..." The little snake didn't seem to be able to speak human words, so it shook its tail and vomited the snake letter.

"Brother, it doesn't seem to be able to speak human language, what should I do?" Gu Xiaonuan's smile was so bright that Xiao Snake and Gu Yao suddenly shook.

small theater--

(How to attack and receive attributes separately, just one sentence!)

Little snake: hiss hiss hiss hiss QAQ

Jun Wuxiao: If you want to die, go die, what an idiot. (Pseudo-cheerful, black-bellied and violent attack)

Gu Niao: It's so noisy... oh, what a handsome smile! (Really? Silly and cheerful)

Jun Wujian: ... What's wrong? (Gentle attack with facial paralysis)

Gu Qi: Probably because he was bullied by Gu Xiaonuan and Gu Yao... (easy to be shy and introverted)

Wei Tianyin: I will kill you. [Laughs] (Only gentle black-bellied attacks on my wife)

Gu Yao: This snake looks so disgusting QAQ (funny than shou)

Jun Wu Yao: Oh, I'm so bored, have you killed it? (slightly sick and delicate belly black attack)

Patriarch: Butt hurts so much QAQ...

Patriarch of the Wei family: ... (Can't tell the difference.)