Enough of the fuss?

He is satisfied with the bathroom.

The two were sitting at the dinner table eating, Xie Chengcheng was trying to find a topic, but the generation gap between him and Xie's son was too long and too wide, he tried hard for a long time but couldn't jump over it!

Xie son seemed to see his thoughts, and said lightly: "I'm just your hired son, you don't need to pay too much attention to me."

Xie Chengcheng stared, and said seriously: "No! When I recruited my son, I planned to raise him as my own son!"

Xie son glanced at him: "Whatever you want. But remember, I don't like to talk when I'm eating. "

"Ah... oh!" Xie Chengcheng smiled reassuringly, so it was so!He said how to thank his son and ignored him!It turned out that it wasn't that he wasn't interested in his topic, but because he didn't like talking during meals!

third trouble

"Son, are you still in school?"

"Ah."

"A college student?"

"Ah."

"Then... let me teach you your homework!" Xie Chengcheng looked at his son expectantly.

Xie son originally wanted to say why college students need to be taught homework, but when he turned around and saw his appearance, he reluctantly agreed.

Xie Chengcheng happily ran from behind the door to Xie's son, and looked at him eagerly: "Give me the book, give me the book!"

Xie son casually took out a book from the table and handed it to him.Xie Chengcheng took a look: "English!!"

"Well, what happened?"

"No, no..." Xie Chengcheng opened the book with trembling hands, "a..." I can't, change another word, "o..." Still can't, change another...

Ten minutes later, Xie Chengcheng lifted his head from the book pitifully: "Son..."

Xie son has been watching him, and thinks his embarrassing appearance is really cute!He leaned his head over, put it on his shoulder, and asked, "Where can't it be?"

Xie Chengcheng sniffed: "Never..."

Xie son gave a low laugh, raised his head and whispered in his ear, "Let me teach you~"

Xie Chengcheng trembled and shrank his neck: "It's so itchy."

"Where is it itching?" Xie Zi leaned over again as if doing something bad, and continued to breathe in his ear.

"Itchy ears..."

"Oh~ Then let me scratch your son~"

Covering the ears that were already slightly hot with cold hands, he scratched them lightly. Xie Chengcheng trembled, then jumped away, looking at his son Xie in horror: "You..."

"What's wrong with me?" Son Xie blinked his innocent eyes with a puzzled expression.

Xie Chengcheng wanted to cry, but this was his son!Although it's not true, but... But just now, I used my own dirty thoughts to distort the other party's simple behavior!Really... so remiss!

Xie Chengcheng rushed over and hugged Xie son full of guilt: "Son! I'm sorry for you! I'm so innocent! You must not follow me and learn from me!!"

Now, son Xie was really puzzled.

After that time, Xie Chengcheng never dared to mention teaching homework again.However, as an aspiring father-employer, he has to do something for his son!

The question is, what else can he do?

Xie son is 20 years old and is now a college student.

Him, what can you do for him?

After Xie Chengcheng racked his brains for a while, an inspiration flashed: That's right!Find him a mother!

Xie Chengcheng took advantage of Xie's son's absence from class, and hurriedly ran to the Internet to post another message about recruiting a fucking child.

Next, just wait patiently!

When Xie's son went back, he found that Xie Chengcheng's eyes were shining when he looked at him. Judging from his experience with him in the past few days, this guy must have some weird ideas!

Xie son raised his hand to beckon him over, leaning on him and asked, "What do you want to tell me?"

"How do you know?" Xie Chengcheng was surprised.

Xie son smiled and said nothing, with your idiot face, you still want to hide it from me?

"That..." Xie Chengcheng glanced at him hesitantly, and said, "I can't say it yet."

"Oh." The smile on Xie's son's face disappeared, and he walked to his room.This idiot has even learned how to whet people's appetites!

Xie Chengcheng hurried to catch up: "Are you not eating?"

"Don't eat."

Just kidding, in fact, he has already eaten outside!

But Xie Chengcheng didn't know, he was walking around the door of his room very worried, what should I do?My son stopped eating!At this time, his mother should come to coax him, but the child's mother hasn't come to apply for the job yet!Where can he turn into a mother for him?

When a child is growing up and needs nutrition, how can he not eat?

Xie Chengcheng was so anxious that he rushed in with a bowl of rice in his hand.

Xie son looked at him suspiciously: "What's the matter?"

"Son, eat, eat!" Xie Chengcheng originally wanted to act like a strict father, but he stuttered involuntarily as soon as he spoke.

Xie son turned his head back: "Don't eat."

Ah... Sure enough, there is no deterrence at all.Is he really not suitable to be a father?

Xie's son was wondering why Xie Chengcheng suddenly became quiet, and when he turned around, he saw him lowering his head, holding a bowl and slowly going out with a disappointed expression on his face.

What the hell is this idiot doing?

Xie son chased after him helplessly, took the bowl in his hand, put it on the table beside him, then pulled him and said, "I ate outside."

"Ah? Eat, eat..." In Xie Chengcheng's mind, the Q version of Xie's son was abducted by the strange Shushu, and he took the candy that was drugged with an unknown drug without any thought, before the weird smile on his face. Put it in your mouth in the background...

"Ah! Spit it out quickly!!" Xie Chengcheng grabbed Xie's son's shoulder and shook it violently.

Xie son grabbed his hand and shouted angrily, "What are you doing?"

Xie Chengcheng's eyes were filled with tears: "Son, I am the one who is sorry for you!"

"...What are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word?"

"Woo~ If I had been more careful and useful, you wouldn't have suffered such a disaster! Woo~ son~~" Xie Chengcheng hugged Xie's son tightly in his arms, hoarse.

"Hey..." Son Xie was about to collapse, was this person really talking to him?Is it really human? !

"No!" Xie Chengcheng suddenly shouted with a serious face.How can I let my son face it alone?He, want, follow, son, son, one, get up, bear, bear!

"Son, don't be afraid! On the road to Huangquan, I will accompany you! You will never feel lonely!"

"..."

The veins on Xie's son's face popped up, and he was going crazy with anger. What the hell is this idiot talking about?Wait...wait...he...he is...is he kissing himself? ! !

Xie son was completely stunned. He never thought that this moment would come so quickly.

Is this person really falling under his own charm?But, I can't do anything...

Xie Chengcheng closed his eyes tightly, and sucked hard on Xie's son's lips, he wanted to suck out all the poisonous gas!However, this lip is surprisingly soft...

When Xie's son came back to his senses, Xie Chengcheng was still reluctant to let him go.The beautiful eyes narrowed, Xie son pushed him away and asked, "What are you doing?!"

talk!Say you like me, say you fall under my charm!talk! !Xie son screamed in his heart.

Xie Chengcheng was also frightened by his behavior. Although the original purpose was very simple and great, but after touching that lip, for some reason, his state of mind changed, becoming... not pure.

Xie son saw that he was just in a daze and didn't speak, so he asked again anxiously: "What the hell were you doing just now?!"

"I... I'm on drugs."

"..."

"You, aren't you poisoned? I'm afraid that you will be afraid of facing death alone, so I..."

"You're the one who was poisoned!" Son Xie angrily kicked Xie Chengcheng, turned around and ran back to his room.The door closed with a slam, Xie Chengcheng stood still, not daring to knock on the door.

fourth trouble

Since that day, Xie Chengcheng didn't dare to get close to Xie's son, and Xie's son also changed his original image. As soon as Xie Chengcheng finished cleaning, he immediately caused chaos.Xie Chengcheng just finished cooking and sat down to eat when he found that there were only empty plates left on the table.As soon as Xie Chengcheng put away the clothes that were drying, he accidentally splashed water on them...

Things like this kept going, no matter how stupid Xie Chengcheng was, he knew that Xie's son's rebellious period had come!

He had a headache, but there was nothing he could do about it.But the other party kept making trouble like this, he really couldn't bear it.Coupled with the fact that the matter of recruiting a fucking child has not been settled, the idea of ​​firing his son began to sprout in his mind.

If you want to raise a son, it's better to be younger. 20 year olds are too difficult to manage!

Thinking of this, Xie Chengcheng wanted to discuss with Xie's son.

Unexpectedly, Xie Zi was not only not angry when he heard this, but also agreed frankly.

Xie Chengcheng couldn't help feeling disappointed. Although he had only been together for half a month, the other party was so frank, it was a little too ruthless, right?

Xie son took his reaction into his eyes, took out a small book and said: "Although your passbook is in my hand, don't worry, I will not move a cent of the money in it. When I go back, I will Just tear it up."

"Don't be impulsive!!" Xie Chengcheng shouted in a panic, why is the passbook in his hand?Xie Chengcheng didn't dare to mention the dismissal again, but seeing his son getting more and more arrogant, he couldn't bear it anymore, and lay under the covers racking his brains.