[Comprehensive Mythology] Asking about the beginning

At dusk, Jiang Ning and Wang Qi followed the puppet into the side hall.The banquet has already begun.

The simple and elegant music came from nowhere, ethereal and faint, echoing faintly in this hall.

The Taoist master with a fairy-like demeanor occupies the main seat, and there are two strange-looking Taoists sitting on both sides of him.

Childlike face with white hair, ruddy face like a baby, it seems that there are faint clouds and mist coming out from between the two mouths and noses, which is very strange.What is even more strange is that the belly of the two Taoists is as big as a drum, like a woman who is pregnant for ten months, but it is even more bloated than that fat Taoist Xinghe.

Both of them look the same, they look like twin brothers.Kneeling on top of the table, her chubby belly was raised, and her legs were invisible.

The short arms were struggling to close together, and the thick fingers were tightly holding a round wine glass.It's extraordinarily weird, but also extraordinarily funny.

Wang Qiyi couldn't hold back and laughed.

The eyes of the two Taoist priests seemed to shoot out a large amount of light, and even the side hall that was getting dark was lit up.

Startled, he calmed down again.Jiang Ning took half a step back calmly, but he was ready to run away if something went wrong.

Pointing his fingertips towards the corner of the hall, the temple master didn't say anything to blame, but signaled the two to wait aside.

Then, an old and hoarse voice came, and said to the Guanzhu on the main seat:

"There is wine but no meat, there is singing but no dancing, is that okay?"

It was the Taoist priest kneeling at the table on the left.

"Fellow Daoist, what should I do?"

Gently stroked his beard under his chin, cast a glance at Jiang Ning and Wang Qi with unknown meaning, and the audience asked with great interest.

"What's so difficult about this! Let the poor do it, and enjoy it, how about having a full meal?"

But the Taoist priest on the right patted his belly, his fat and short arms glowed lightly, and a golden scissors and a palm-sized jade wat appeared in midair.

I didn't see how it moved, but I saw the golden scissors cutting around the jade wat as if someone manipulated it.After a while, the golden scissors disappeared out of thin air, and the jade wat gradually moved to the window as if it had a spirituality, but it looked like a bright moon.

At that time, the sky was already dark, and faint candles were lit in the hall.But when the jade wat in the shape of a bright moon appeared in front of the window and stabilized, all the candles were silent, and the jade wat was shining brightly.It shines like daylight in the room.

I don't know when a white jade chopstick appeared in his hand. The Taoist priest on the left wrapped it with his thick and fat fingertips, and tapped it in the air with great effort.

The sound of sound appeared for no reason, as if it was really knocked between objects.Jiang Ning looked intently, and saw the full moon cut out of the jade wat outside the window rippling like water waves.Russia flew out several figures.

At the beginning, it was only the size of a grain of rice, but it was no different from ordinary people when it got close.

There are bursts of delicate fragrance floating, and the delicate face is like jade, but there are several beautiful girls with graceful postures.In his palm was a food plate carved from gold and jade, on which were placed fine wine, food, melons and fruits, all of which Jiang Ning and Wang Qi had never heard or seen.

After giving a little blessing to the temple master on the main seat, and thanking the two Taoist priests on the left and right, the women spread out and arranged the food plates in their palms neatly.Then he took out the qin, flute and other musical instruments out of thin air, and fiddled with them.

With two strange laughs, the Taoist priest on the left simply dropped the chopsticks between his fingers and fell to the ground, turning into a graceful girl, dancing to the music.

The Guanzhu above the main seat said kindness in his mouth, clapped his hands and smiled.Instead, he invited the two Taoist priests to drink together.

All of a sudden, the sounds of all kinds of singing, dancing and laughing in this normally deserted side hall could not stop coming to my ears.Wang Qi, who was watching from the side, was both surprised and envious.

Suppressed by all kinds of strange things in his heart, Jiang Ning was about to remind Wang Qi when he saw the temple master cast a meaningful look over him.My heart skipped a beat, but I couldn't help but feel a sense of coolness for no reason.

After a long time, the wine and food were full, and the singing and dancing were stopped.Everything has returned to normal, only the jade wat in front of the window still exudes a cold light, which makes the hall feel somewhat empty for no reason.

With a long laugh, the Taoist priest on the left patted his chubby belly, but suddenly turned around and smiled sinisterly at Jiang Ning and Wang Qi.Instead, he bowed his hands to the viewer:

"The banquet for mortals is over, can we start the banquet for my demon clan now?"

"Extremely Exactly"

The Taoist priest on the right also patted his round belly, but then said:

"Ordinary people are ignorant and think we are different. Who doesn't know why they are different in our eyes? The law of the jungle preys on the strong. This is the right way. You are an old man, since you invited us here, you should know the rules of my brothers!"

"How can such a feast be without meat?"

But the face of the Taoist on the left turned cold, and he pointed his fingers in the direction of Jiang Ning and Wang Qi, yelling strangely:

"It's okay to feed on these two people?"

Both Jiang Ning and Wang Qi's complexion changed drastically, and they wanted to escape, but suddenly found that an iron cage was born out of thin air and fell to the ground, imprisoning Jiang Ning and Wang Qi inside.

"You, you are..."

The color of her lips turned pale, and her two thighs were warring. The thoughts in her heart became clearer, and her fingertips did not know where to point.But Wang Qi couldn't say a word.

The temple master who sat at the top of the table smiled lightly, and flicked the whisk under his palm, and saw the salty sea water appear out of thin air, soaking Jiang Ning and Wang Qi into it.But quietly said:

"Everyone in the world says that Laoshan Mountain is the number one fairy mountain in the sea, and the gods and gods spread all over the world. But they don't think that this place has already been occupied by monsters like me, but it's a scene of spooky ghosts and monsters rushing into the sky."

"Those mortals are born weak. But they are also the most hateful and annoying!"

"I have practiced the poor way for thousands of years, and set up a Qing'ao temple in this Laoshan Mountain. I also killed all the cultivators here with my fellow monsters, but turned this fairy mountain on the sea into a spectacle of monsters."

"The two of you have been known to everyone like me since you first came to this mountain. Although you are ordinary people, you also have a great opportunity. If you two are eaten up, you will definitely increase your merit."

"Pupidao heard that you mortals have always studied food. However, it is our nature to drink blood like a hair."

"However, if this person eats too much, he will inevitably become a little bored. Therefore, the poor way ordered you two to chop firewood and carry water every day, and to train with agar agar nectar and fairy mountain spiritual energy every day, but it made you two not know I feel so transcendent. I have waited for many years, just for today, and I think the quality of the two of you will not disappoint us."

Qing'ao Temple is the home of the main road, and Qing'ao Temple has been handed down for seven generations.But he doesn't want to, this Zigui Taoist is the first master of this Qing'ao Temple, that Qing'ao.

In a flash of emotion, Jiang Ning faintly felt that he had overlooked something, and saw the two strange-looking Taoist priests tear off their disguise, revealing a half-human, half-beast monster body.The whole body is covered in a huge shell, and the exposed skin grows thin fish scales and horny.The white hair and beard turned blue like seaweed, and the round belly became even bigger.

Funny, spooky, scary...

With all kinds of thoughts flowing, Wang Qi could no longer say a word.Jun's face was full of horror.

However, the surrounding scene has changed at some point, but it is no longer the side hall that Jiang Ning and Wang Qi are familiar with.

The ghostly light flows, and everything is completely different.

"Two fellow daoists, these two have been in my pocket for a few years, and I'm not in a hurry. Why don't you wait two days until the night of the full moon, and it's not too late to enjoy them carefully. "

That is to say, Taoist Guanzhu Zigui still maintains the appearance of immortality, and even his hair has not changed in any way.Drawn out under the palm, the invisible light curtain penetrated into the bodies of Jiang Ning and Wang Qi.Ignoring the unswerving expressions on the faces of the two Taoist priests, he still said to himself:

"Would you like to come to the two fellow daoists in a hurry?"

Although it was a question, he didn't look at the two Taoist priests at all.There is no intention of asking for opinions between the words.

The huge monster body of the Taoist priest on the left swayed, causing waves of turmoil.After a while, he calmed down and recovered his human body with the Taoist priest on the right. He patted his chubby stomach and said:

"So, everything is as the Taoist said."

Huang Liang wakes up from the dream of reincarnation, the temple is still the same temple, and the person is still the same person.

But when Jiang Ning and Wang Qi tried to make some actions or say something, they found sadly that everything was out of their control.

puppet...

Sitting in the main seat, Taoist Guanzhu Zigui slightly opened and closed the corners of his mouth, but he spit out these two words silently.

On the other side, the two Taoist priests who had recovered their human bodies looked at each other and smiled sinisterly.He said goodbye to the boy Gui Dao, and the yellow mist swept across his body, and he disappeared in an instant.

"Road to Road, very Avenue."

Seeing the two Taoists leave, Taoist Zigui finally got up.But he let out a long sigh with unknown meaning, his figure flickered, and he also disappeared into the side hall.

The wind blew, and the candles in the hall shook.Only two stiff puppets remain.

Jiang Ning, and Wang Qi.

Suddenly, Jiang Ning thought of a game he played when he was very young in his previous life---the wooden man.

We are all wooden people, we are not allowed to speak or move...

While the thoughts were flying, there was a charming laughter that came to my ears little by little, as if the long-term memory crossed the barriers of time and space and appeared in this unknown world.

Waking up like a dream, without any reason.

Vaguely, there was a girl's voice in my ear.

"Hello, Jiang Ning? Brother Jiang?"

His body seemed to be pushed by someone, and his feet staggered.With his mind flying back, Jiang Ning finally got out of the state of being out of his mind.Facing two familiar faces.

It is the lantern, and the other shore.

One was wearing a white neon dress, and the other was wearing a bright red dress.White like snow, red like fire.

When the camellias and peonies in the courtyard of the main hall flashed across his mind, Jiang Ning suddenly cupped his hands and asked:

"You two, are the camellias and peonies in that courtyard transformed?"

Not only Wang Qi, but Jiang Ning himself was taken aback.

"I would like to ask the two fairies to forgive me, but my companion has a bad brain and is talking nonsense!"

His eyes rolled slightly, but Wang Qi hurriedly winked at Jiang Ning, then turned to bow to the two children.explained:

"Fairy boy, just ignore him!"