I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Wu You found two band-aids to stick on his chest amidst Niuzi's ridicule, and then put on his shirt embarrassingly.After dressing and washing, he sent another text message to Dongfang Lin, and then went downstairs awkwardly.

Seeing his duck-like posture, Mama Dong couldn't help laughing, she gave Wu Xiaoyou a big blush, and almost ran away.

Wu You now has a very strong sense of shame, because he really doesn't know whether to put himself in the husband's position or the wife's position.Although Dong Er Shao kept calling his wife every day, didn't he force him to call his husband last night?

Thinking of Donger Shao covering his face and saying, husband, are you going to kill me, Wu Xiaoyou suddenly became full of pride.

It is said that the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is natural and cannot be adjusted. After the birth of the son, the mother-in-law will start to accumulate resentment until the daughter-in-law shows up before finding a channel to vent it.But now Mama Dong looked at her daughter-in-law, and the more she looked at her, the more interesting she became.

This chubby little boy with a blushing neck, a thick neck, raised his head and chest, walks with his hands and feet like a duck, has become his own daughter-in-law. It feels so fresh. I believe that there is no one out of a hundred mother-in-laws. Mama Dong, who also had a mother-in-law who had a male daughter-in-law, suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of pride.

It's just so different, it's just so cool!

Wu Xiaoyou naturally didn't know what he was thinking as a new mother, he just pretended to be natural and trembling, and drank bowl after bowl of soup and water under Dong's mother's smiling gaze, drinking until the hiccups all protruded. He refused with a straight face.

"Don't drink anymore? I stewed a big pot..." Mother Dong was a little disappointed, she really hoped that the new daughter-in-law would eat more, seeing how cute, rich and fun she is chubby.While thinking about having fun, she pinched Wu Xiaoyou's face unconsciously. Wu Xiaoyou was awkwardly rubbed like a large doll for a long time before she escaped from the clutches of her clutches. She shoved herself into the corner of the sofa tremblingly.

Mom, this woman is so scary! !

"I'll invite a guest to set up a drink later, and I'll justify the names of both of you." Mama Dong sat down next to Wu You, grabbed a rabbit's paw and held it in her hand: "Who do you want to invite? It’s time for everyone to have fun together.”

Wu You, who was pinched by his claws and blushed, was in a state of confusion. He had never been held by a woman at such a close distance. Although this woman was his mother-in-law, the mother-in-law played with her son-in-law like this... Is the hand appropriate? ?

"I, I don't know..." Wu You tried hard to think about her circle of friends, and found that there was only one Wang Nannan who was considered a friend before all these years, but when she thought that his mother would come to quarrel with her, what was the content of the quarrel? It turned out that his son secretly took pictures of himself, so he silently blocked this person.

"Little poor..." Mama Dong pinched his daughter-in-law's paw affectionately: "Then don't worry about it, I'll wait for you. I'll discuss it with my mother when she comes back."

The "mother-in-law and daughter-in-law" are enjoying a warm afternoon. The bright and warm sun comes in from the big balcony, illuminating the living room brightly.Niuzi took her two little brothers to bask in the sun on the balcony, and even made a purring sound when she was in the sun, looking extremely comfortable.

Dong's mother began to understand why her son didn't want to go home, and it turned out that the daughter-in-law was more comfortable here.Although her own home is big and luxurious, when she thinks of that wicked husband, the taciturn eldest son who pretends to be dead when he is away for a long time, and the eldest daughter-in-law who is filial and sensible but can't get along with each other, she instantly feels a sense of dread. It is better to compare with the younger daughter-in-law.Because when she was chatting gossip with Wu Xiaoyou, she was pleasantly surprised to find that her daughter-in-law's eyes exuded an extremely familiar light! !

This kind of light can be called the light of the soul of gossip!

How tall!

Yes, Wu Xiaoyou is a gossip distribution center here, and there are countless eyeliners who can tell him about various people's hexagrams anytime and anywhere, and naturally they have accumulated a lot of gossip essence.Now there is finally a living person who is willing to talk about these things with me. Although he stutters, he still can't stop the joy and unrestrainedness in his heart! ! !

I saw that it was organized! ! !

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are happy and harmonious, and Dong's mother really likes Wu Xiaoyou very much. She thinks that her second son is really lucky to meet such a fun person as a wife. When she thinks about it, she feels that Dong Er Shao has been single for thirty years. Wait in vain, fate sometimes falls on you inadvertently, and you can't even hide.

Wu You made her mother-in-law happy, and she was also happy. At the same time, she grabbed Rourou and stuffed it into her mother-in-law's arms. By the way, she withdrew her red paw. Hand treasures for the mother-in-law to play with.

The two were chatting when Niuzi suddenly stood up and meowed twice.Wu You's expression froze, and he became uneasy for a moment.

No matter what, Mother Dong was at the level of personal excellence. She keenly sensed that something was wrong with Wu You, and asked caringly, "What's the matter? Are you uncomfortable there?"

How can I tell my mother-in-law that someone is going to call me because her son secretly took pictures of me and she thinks I'm a willful and hateful little goblin and I need to get rid of it quickly?Wu You struggled for a long time, his mouth opened and closed like a goldfish.In fact, he also had selfish intentions to hold back his mother-in-law and let her stay by his side. To be honest, he really didn't dare to face the menacing Mrs. Wang alone.These days, women's quarrels are basically not based on reason, but on impulse and imagination. If Wang Nannan just sits on the sidelines and doesn't ask, wouldn't he be beaten in vain?Seeing that Mama Dong is so imposing, she must... Uh, she should be able to help herself, right?

He looked at the time, it had been an hour since he texted Dong Er Shao, and he wondered if that person would come back in time.

Wu Xiaoyou was really afraid of this kind of thing.

And now the mother and son are downstairs now!

"Someone came to fight..." Wu You said it directly: "I, I don't know how, how to deal with it."

"Arguing?" Mama Dong frowned.

Wu You doesn't look like a troublemaker, and she also investigated this child before. She has few friends and a small circle of friends. She goes to and from work every day and is more disciplined than girls. Apart from having a bad relative It couldn't be better, why would someone come to quarrel now?

Wu You really didn't know how to explain this mess, her anxious hands trembled: "Someone likes me, I, I don't agree, just, just..."

"Little San?" Dong's mother became energetic all of a sudden, and patted her daughter-in-law's shoulder proudly: "What are you afraid of, I have my mother here!" Mom, could it be that my son caused the trouble?Isn't that rice or something already taken away?What kind of trouble is this one after another: "Looking back, I didn't teach the second son a lesson, let him provoke him casually!"

but……

Dong's mother looked at Wu You, how did he suddenly realize that someone was going to quarrel?No one informed him, how did he know all of a sudden?

"No, it's not Fang Lin, it's me..." Wu Youyue stammered anxiously, but before he could speak quickly, there was a burst of shouting outside the door.

"Where does that coquettish fox live? Damn it, don't hide if you dare to hook up with my son, you little coquettish fox, you are a big man who hooks up everywhere, you are shameless!!" The shrill soprano sounded, Wu You trembled in fright.

Mama Dong patted Wu You's hand, then put Rou Rou on the sofa and stood up: "Don't be afraid, your mother-in-law will support you when the sky falls!"

Wu You wished she could kneel at her mother-in-law's feet immediately!

Eh?Why is it mother-in-law? ?

A man stopped outside: "Mom, Mom, I beg you, don't shout like that, it's not his fault..."

"It's not his fault, is it your fault? I raised you so much that I didn't know you actually liked a man!!" The soprano continued the frequency: "Mom understands you, you are always being deceived because you are too honest and easy to bully Go, I want to see what this male vixen looks like!!" After finishing speaking, he kicked the door.

A string of swear words poured in from outside the door, making Wu You dizzy and trembling with anger. When he heard the other party scolded him for being uneducated, he couldn't help it anymore, so he took a large basin of water from the bathroom Go to the door, open the door, and splash water.

Movement is smooth without stagnation.

Mama Dong couldn't help applauding: "Good job!"

The two people outside the door were splashed like chickens, Mrs. Wang, who was the first to bear the brunt, was almost drenched, with a grim expression on her chubby face: "Ah, ah, you bastard!!!"

"You are not allowed to scold my mother!!" Wu You was so angry that he couldn't even stammer: "Who are you! What are you doing at my house!"

"You coquettish vixen!!" Mrs. Wang threw herself forward and tore it up: "You are an uneducated bastard, designed to seduce men and sell pranks!!"

"Mom, don't do this!" Wang Nannan was in a hurry, holding her mother while blaming Wu You: "Xiao You, how could you do this?"

Wu You sneered: "Blame me?"

"You, you weren't like this before." Wang Nannan's eyes were full of disappointment. He suddenly noticed the marks on Wu You's exposed neck. His whole body was like a lightning strike, and he unconsciously loosened Mrs. Wang's hand: " Xiaoyou, you, you and him, and that person..."

"I, we are fine, but don't care, what is your business!" Wu You threw away the basin, and stood at the door angrily: "Why do you come, come to my house? Why do you scold, scold me?"

"Because you are a scumbag who seduces men!" Without her son's resistance, Mrs. Wang rushed forward bravely, her pointed nails were like murder weapons, with a hint of coldness: "Smelly shameless, I will kill you!" You, let you seduce my son!!"

Wu You hurriedly dodged, but was still grabbed by the neck, and the painful hairs exploded in an instant.

Seeing that the shit shoveler was defeated, Niuzi rushed up with Dahei and fleshy, her fat body jumped up in the air, landed on Mrs. Wang's tidy hairstyle and scratched.

Mrs. Wang groaned when she was hit by a ten-pound fat cat. Wang Nannan wanted to rescue her mother, but was blocked by Dahei.Rourou specifically went to bite their heels, dodged quickly after taking a bite, then turned around and came back to continue to bite.

Suddenly cats and dogs barking in the living room, very lively.