I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Tang Yuanyuan used the excuse of being frightened by Xiaorou, and shamelessly wanted to live in the house of Dr. Kang Mingkang, a former "rival in love" and now a "best friend". "Girlfriend" went home.

Kang Ming dragged a dog skin plaster, and drove the car helplessly to get him home.

"It's your fault!" Tang Yuan hugged his lemon yellow backpack and took a small mirror to take a wronged picture: "My eyes don't look big anymore, you stole three eyeliners from me."

"Come on, your eyes will look like bull's eyes if they get bigger." Kang Ming sighed, "Don't smear those paints on your face, it's so ugly!"

"No way!" Tang Yuaner glared at him hard: "Cosmetics are the greatest invention in the world!"

"For women, yes." Kang Ming looked at the changing red light ahead and stepped on the brake: "For men, no."

"Are you sexist?" Tangyuan rummaged through the bag for a long time but couldn't find what she wanted: "Where's my bottle of Daisy perfume?"

"Huh?" Kang Ming started the car slowly following the traffic flow: "Daisy?"

"It's perfume, perfume! Smelly rascal!" Tangyuan scolded, "I just bought it! Where did you put it for me?"

"Oh... I see you left it in the bathroom this morning, didn't you take it?" Kang Ming replied in a tone that I didn't pay attention to at all.

"Put it in the bathroom?" Tang Yuanyuan frowned and thought for a while: "Impossible, I didn't wear perfume at all in the morning. If you didn't urge me to remind me like burning my tail, would I have forgotten?" He put it heavily on his knees: "I didn't bring hand cream, nor did I bring skin care products. You will take me to the mall to buy a set later."

"Ah? Oh..." Kang Ming rolled his eyes secretly: "Okay, you go to sleep for a while, and I will call you when you arrive at the mall."

It’s true that he got up a little early today, and the music in Kang Ming’s car was fresh and natural, which made him a little depressed: “Then remember to call me.”

Kang Ming heaved a sigh of relief seeing Tang Yuan'er put down the back of the chair and started snoring shortly after.He didn't intend to let him bring those messy things with him, he hid them all the first night, and the morning meal made Tangyuan have no time to check the cosmetics in his bag, and wanted to go back to get them when the car drove out?How could it be so easy!

Tang Yuanyuan without makeup is much more pleasing to the eye. Although her eyebrows are a little faint, her eyelashes are long and curled up naturally, her face is rosy, and her mouth is also ruddy.I really don't know why he likes to toss his face so that it's not male or female, it's awkward no matter how you look at it.

Passing by a few big shopping malls, all of them were doing New Year’s purchases and gifts. Kang Ming acted as if he hadn’t seen it. He turned the steering wheel and got on the expressway.

Tang Yuan'er was woken up by being pushed. This guy who always said that he slept lightly and complained that Kang Ming's bed was uncomfortable was just like a mother. He was lying on the back of the chair and tied up with a seat belt and slept for three hours without opening his eyes halfway. .

"Are you at the mall?" Tangyuan sat up rubbing her eyes, yawned with her mouth wide open, and then looked out through the car window...

"Kang Ming, you bastard!!!" Looking at the villa area in front of him, there was no shadow of half a shopping mall, Tang Yuan immediately became irritable: "Big liar, you lied to me!!"

"No way..." Kang Ming lazily put on his seat belt and stretched his waist: "I forgot, but I couldn't get off after getting on the highway."

"You, you!!" Tangyuan was furious, "I won't get out of the car, you take me to buy it!"

Kang Ming casually threw the car keys into his arms: "I'm already home and I'm going out? You're going to go by yourself, and I'll drive the car for you."

"You know I can't drive!" Tang Yuan'er was so angry that she was about to cry, "How can you let me see people like this!" As he spoke, he took out the small mirror and smoothed out the messy hair that was curled up because of sleeping. Picking the shit in the corner of the eye: "I'm so annoying, so annoying!! No wonder you can't find a man until now, how can you be so rough as a subject!"

Kang Ming was very speechless about being "accepted" for no reason. He opened the car door with a click: "Then I'll go first."

"Don't go!" Tang Yuan hurriedly grabbed his arm with one free hand: "You, can you help me look at my face? I didn't bring any wet tissues, why don't you bring me a bottle of mineral water?" Washing your face? Ahh, it’s so annoying!! I hate you, Kang Ming!!” As he spoke, his eye circles began to turn red: “I hate you! Woohoo, I know you don’t like me, but you can’t bully me like that ah."

Kang Ming was taken aback, and quickly sat back in the car: "Hey, my ancestor, why don't you cry, it's good that you're doing this, really, really good!"

"Big liar, woohoo..." As soon as the gate of Tangyuan'er opened, tears flowed out: "Hide my perfume, hide my eyeliner, you snake spirit, you still lie to me, woohoo, I I didn’t bring any skin cream, so what’s going on?”

"You use mine!" Kang Ming raised his hand to wipe his tears: "It's really impossible to use my sister-in-law's."

"It hurts!" Tang Yuanyuan turned his face away, there were faint red marks on the rubbed area: "Did you put sandpaper on your hands? Woohoo, you hate that my skin is better than yours, you bastard!"

Kang Ming wanted to cry, but he didn't know what to do after pricking his hands: "Are you a man? How can you cry? Don't cry, you'll be seen later."

What did you say? Kang Ming couldn't help but have a headache from the knocking sound from the car window: "Brother..."

"Why don't you come down now? I see you've been parked here for a long time..." The man who knocked on the car window was a tall man with a dignified appearance, wearing a gray sweater, a dark blue woolen coat, and a camel scarf.He saw another person in the car, crying thinly with tears all over his face: "Your girlfriend?"

Tang Yuan'er looked up and stared at him: "Uncle, I'm a man!"

The man's face darkened instantly: "Kang Ming, you can do it, you actually brought the man back?"

Kang Ming didn't like his elder brother's attitude a little bit: "Brother, I thought I had already said that..."

"As you like!" The man flicked his sleeves and left angrily.

Kang Ming grabbed a handful of tissue paper and pasted it on Tangyuan'er's face: "Okay, wipe it off, now my whole family knows that I'm bringing a boyfriend home, you won't get much hospitality with or without makeup. You have to come back with me..." He said with a gloomy expression.

Tang Yuan'er moaned and wiped her face, observing Kang Ming's expression with big eyes: "How about... why don't you go back and go to my house?"

"Didn't you say that your parents went on a trip?" Kang Ming took his coat from the back seat of the car and put it on: "Let's go, stretch your head and shrink your head, in front of you as an outsider, they probably won't do anything to me." kind of."

After Tangyuan wiped her face, she took out a small mirror and looked at it for a while: "Is there anyone who wipes your face? Anything will do... My skin is so tender, and the wind outside is so strong, it won't blow it to me."

Kang Ming didn't talk nonsense, and directly took out a bottle of Dabao from the glove box: "Here, see Dabao every day."

Tang Yuan'er squeezed out some disgustingly and wiped her hands and face before getting out of the car writhingly.

Kang Ming threw the coat on him: "Put it on, don't get sick from the cold."

Tangyuan put on her coat, followed Dr. Kang's buttocks, walked a few steps and suddenly said, "Actually, you are very gentle. If it weren't for you, you would be a size zero. I really want to try with you."

How the hell did you know that Lao Tzu is a number zero?If it wasn't right at the door of the house, if it wasn't for several people looking at the door, he really wanted to pinch Tang Yuan'er's thin neck and give her a good blow.He always said that he was number zero, and he almost thought that he was going to die!

"Mingming!" An old lady in her 60s rushed out and grabbed Kang Ming's hand: "You child, you child..." After saying a few words, her voice began to choke.

"Mom..." Kang Ming held the old lady's arm: "Stop making trouble, we just met last month."

"How can it be the same? You used to live in front of me, but now you are so far away from home!" Mother Kang glanced at the glutinous rice balls who were like the little wife behind his buttocks, and poked her son mysteriously. waist: "The boss is talking about him?"

"Yeah." Kang Ming agreed indiscriminately: "It's him, it's him, our good friend, little Nezha~"

"You child, you are not upright at all!" Kang's mother smiled and thumped him: "Amitabha, I thought you would find a man who was thick and thick, and I was terrified. Fortunately, this child looks Like a Pomeranian..."

Bomei Tangyuan'er looked at the old lady looking at him, and quickly smiled flatteringly: "Hello, Auntie..."

"Okay, oh, hurry up and take a few steps, it's cold." The old lady grabbed one of them with each hand and dragged them both back into the room.

There is only one old man and the man just now in the huge living room. Messy advertisements were played on the 40-inch TV. Obviously, the two people who pretended to be watching TV were not thinking about the TV.

"Dad, brother, where is my sister-in-law?" The two nannies who accompanied the old lady just now brought slippers for him and Tangyuan, and hurried to get to work.After Kang Ming changed his shoes, he put the shoes he replaced with glutinous rice balls into the shoe cabinet before straightening up.

The old lady pointed upstairs: "Your sister-in-law is about to give birth and she is heavy. She is sleeping upstairs, and your niece is also sleeping upstairs. Oh, do you two want to go and rest?" She looked at her son While talking, he secretly looked at Tang Yuan'er, his eyes were very fresh.

"He slept all the way..." Kang Ming turned around and asked, "Are you still sleepy?"

Tangyuan shook her head quickly.

Just kidding, let's not say that he has already slept enough, even if he is so sleepy looking at this posture, he wakes up.

"Sit down and have a rest." Kang's mother pushed the glutinous rice balls and sat on the sofa: "Hey, does this young man look good? He looks like a little girl."

Just as Tang Yuanyuan was about to show a polite smile, he heard the old man next to him snort: "What's the use of looking like a little girl? Those with handles can't have children!"

Meow meow, I can't have children, so what's your business!Stinky old man!Tang Yuan'er's smile froze on her face, she didn't know if she should put on a bad face at this time.

"What are you talking about?" Kang's mother was displeased: "You have to drive the child away after the New Year's Eve, right?"

In keeping with the fine tradition of good men not fighting women, Mr. Kang obediently kept his mouth shut.

"Don't pay attention to him!" Kang's mother touched Tang Yuan'er's hand: "You are so thin, isn't it cold to be so thin?"

Tang Yuan'er looked puzzled: "Huh?" Does thinness have anything to do with coldness?

Kang Ming sat next to his mother, next to his brother: "Brother, is the hospital busy recently?"

"Not as busy as you." Brother Kang grabbed the remote control and changed the channel: "You can't get enough people to get those cats and dogs. You are a busy person."

Kang Ming shut his mouth and shrugged his shoulders, no longer making fun of himself.

Mother Kang patted her youngest son's knee, and then shouted to the kitchen: "Xiao Li, get me two cups of hot soy milk, and grab some snacks if you have any. The children are all hungry."

There was a response from the kitchen, and Mother Kang smiled and looked at the glutinous rice balls again: "Son, what's your name, how many people are there in the family?"

Tang Yuan'er didn't expect to be interrogated like this when he came to be a guest. He asked Kang Ming for help through someone, and replied obediently: "Auntie, my name is Tang Yuanyuan. There are parents at home, but no brothers and sisters."

"Then what are you doing here if you don't go to accompany your parents during Chinese New Year?" Mr. Kang couldn't help but start arguing again: "A man needs to speak sonorously and forcefully. If you hum, who can hear you?" !"

Didn’t you hear me humming and chirping? ! !Tang Yuan'er was a little mad: "My parents went on a trip, Brother Kang thought it was too pitiful for me to live alone, so he brought me back, isn't it, Brother Kang?"

Kang Ming grabbed the oranges on the table and was peeling them. Hearing this sentence, he nodded indiscriminately: "Yes, that's it."

"Little poor, Auntie loves you..." Kang's mother thought that Tang Yuanyuan was also the kind of person who was rejected by his family and caused his parents to go out to play by himself during the Chinese New Year, and then he was alone at home alone and helpless: "In the future, if you have nothing to do Come live with Auntie and talk to Auntie."

"Okay." The glutinous rice balls are so cute that everyone loves them: "Auntie, you look so good. If you go to perm your hair, you will be more energetic."

"Hehe, okay, alas, it's closed at this time, I'll iron it later." Mother Kang grabbed Tangyuan'er's hand, took a big gold ring off her finger and stuffed it into his hand: "Auntie, I'm giving you a meeting gift." , don’t dislike vulgarity.”

Tang Yuaner was about to refuse, but Mr. Kang became upset again: "What kind of perm is your hair? It looks like a poodle. When I go out with me in the future, people will think my dog ​​has become a jerk! Don't perm!"

Mother Kang tried her best to luck, and turned her head to look at Mr. Kang: "Tonight, you are not allowed to touch a glass of wine!"

"Why!" Elder Kang stared at her, and knocked on the floor with his cane in displeasure: "You promised me that I could have three drinks today!"

"Just because I don't want you to drink today!" Kang's mother said magnificently, "Whoever gives him a drop of wine, just go back obediently!"

Brother Kang originally wanted to ask his father for mercy, but seeing his mother's posture, he could only shrink his neck and pretend that nothing happened.

"Troubleshooter!" Mr. Kang turned his cannon fire to Tang Yuan'er: "What kind of hair perm! Is it suitable for you to perm your curly hair on the head of a man? Look at you, if you don't know, you think you are a big girl!"

Tang Yuan'er was so angry that his parents didn't speak so loudly to him, but when he came out, he was scolded like this: "Hey, old man, I'm naturally next to you too?"

"What natural curls do you have?" Mr. Kang had nothing to say, "Troubleshooter!"

Tang Yuan'er had never seen such an unreasonable old man, and her eyes were red with anger: "Why did I cause trouble? Old man, you can't talk nonsense, I'm not who you are, why do you scold me!"

"Hey, little pity, don't cry!" Mother Kang hugged the glutinous rice balls into her arms, turned her head and yelled at the old man: "I can't say a few words less? Huh? Do you want to eat dumplings tonight?"

"You don't even let me eat dumplings? You don't let me eat dumplings when it's Chinese New Year? You, you, you still don't let me eat Chinese New Year!" Mr. Kang stomped his feet angrily.

"Dad, Dad, don't be angry, look at Mingming peeling oranges for you..." Turning around after saying this, he saw Kang Ming just stuffing the oranges into his mother's hands.

"Where does he have me in his heart!" Mr. Kang became even more angry: "Can I live this day? No drinking, no dumplings!"

"From now on, don't talk, there will be dumplings to eat in the evening, and if you can say a few nice words, there will be wine to drink in the evening." Mama Kang snorted: "I'm an old man, I like to find trouble when I have nothing to do." After speaking, she broke away The son peeled the orange and stuffed half of it into the glutinous rice balls: "Hey, eat the orange."

Tang Yuan'er smiled shyly: "Thank you, auntie..." The old man with tracheitis, hahahaha, as long as you don't offend your auntie, I have a backer! !

"Good boy." Kang's mother looked at the glutinous rice balls eating oranges like a little mouse, and smiled with love on her face: "Don't be cautious from Auntie, eat more at night, it's so delicious, look how thin you are , Hey... poor boy..."

This is not called being thin, it is called having a small waist without a full grip.

Tang Yuan'er is extremely satisfied with her figure.