I, I, I am not a snake spirit

The boss's elder brother said he wanted to leave after dinner, declined his younger brother Shiba and the car keys, and then stood on the main road to take a taxi.

In the first lunar month, the cold wind was blowing, Dong's father wrapped his coat tightly and shivered: "Why don't you call the second son and ask him to take us back?"

"He still doesn't know how to please his mother-in-law." Mama Dong was full of resentment: "Old Zou's family planted one, and the old club planted another, and they all fell into the hands of their wives. Do you think we owed them in our previous life?"

Dong's father sniffled and ignored his daughter-in-law's words. He saw an empty rental car from a distance, and quickly waved his hands: "Car, car!"

Mama Dong wished she could kick her husband into the middle of the road!

"Children and grandchildren have their own blessings." After getting into the car, Dad Dong breathed a sigh of relief: "How long can you manage it? If you stay here and stay and leave it as a complaint, you will be satisfied?" He pattered his mouth aftertaste After a while: "However, little stutterer is pretty good at cooking, my son is blessed."

Dong Mama beat her husband: "I didn't care, how did you see that I did? Oh, even if I don't care, can't I have some opinions as a mother? You are a good person." Her expression Yichang: "Xiaoyou is a good fish cooker. Oh, Xiaoyou's fried dishes are also delicious. It's even better than my nanny's. Oh, Xiaoyou, you are so good at cooking. When will Xiaoyou come to my house... ... Tsk tsk, you haven't seen my mother's face, it's too dark."

"I'm not wrong..." Papa Dong was wronged to death: "Didn't I praise him?"

"You are the one who praises people so much? Comparing someone else's son with your own nanny? You have completely embarrassed me!"

The two complained to each other for a long time in the taxi, and they were still angry when they got home.

Dong's mother snorted and went upstairs: "It's fortunate that my son didn't inherit your IQ, otherwise our family wouldn't be able to eat hot food!"

Dong's father had an expression that only villains and women are difficult to raise: "I don't care about you!"

Zou Hao finally figured out the relationship between his wife and sister, and the relationship between his nephew and his future son. His whole being is not good.He struggled for a long time, and carefully asked his wife: "Then the second son will call me Dad or Uncle?"

Yang Xu didn't expect that he could say such a sentence, and almost spit out the water he drank in his mouth.After coughing for a long time, he took out a tissue and wiped the corners of his mouth: "Call your father at home, call your uncle when you go out."

Zou Hao let out a sigh, his head with a high IQ is almost ignorant of these things that need to be sorted out by EQ. In his heart, as long as Yang Xu agrees to marry him, everything will be fine, and everything else will stand aside!

Dongfang Lin didn't know what expression to put on to the prospective couple. After cleaning up, he said hello, and gave up the space in the living room to the old lover, and dragged the young lover directly upstairs.

He's dying of jealousy!

A dull person like my own uncle can hug a beauty and even have a child. Looking at myself, up to now, at most, I can kiss and touch Xiaoyou, even if I touch Xiaoyou a few times, I will be kicked away.

Why, why should I be so miserable!

Dongfang Lin looked at his daughter-in-law's round buttocks, feeling resentful.

Wu You didn't receive Donger Shao's hungry eyes at all, he turned on the computer with Niuzi in his arms, and began to choose movies to watch.

Dong Er Shao suddenly remembered what his unreliable brothers said, and suddenly Fu Ling thought: "Baby, let me choose a movie for you to watch?"

Wu You stepped aside obediently: "What do you usually watch, TV, movies?"

"You can watch everything, you can watch any classics." Dong Er Shao searched the Internet for artistic introductory films such as Happy Together, "Wong Kar Wai's films are very good, starring Tony Leung and Leslie Cheung. Ah, Leslie Cheung, do you know? We are the same..." He smiled and clicked the playback: "It's very beautiful."

Wu You frowned: "We are different from him, the same." He looked at Dongfang Lin very seriously: "You are not him, and I am not, not him, and it will not be like that in the future." What he said is that The incident of Leslie Cheung committing suicide by jumping off a building is reviewed on the Internet every year, even if you don't want to pay attention, you can still see it.

"Of course, we will have a very good life in the future." Young Master Dong pulled him over: "Sit on my lap."

"No!" Wu You turned away resolutely: "Uncomfortable!"

Dongfang Lin's expression was a little distorted: "Why are you uncomfortable? You see, everyone likes to be a husband's thigh."

Wu You's cheeks suddenly turned red: "No, it's uncomfortable!"

Dong Ershao blinked, and suddenly smiled: "I'm panicking? Oh, I don't want to, you know, my wife only lets me see but not touch, and I get excited when I get a little bit cheap, so you don't want to I'm so sorry."

"Get out!" Wu You took Niuzi's paw and patted Niuzi's face: "You're full of nonsense, talking nonsense."

Dong Er Shao changed Wu You's waist, lifted his clothes with cheap claws and got in: "Daughter-in-law, how about touching it at night?"

Wu You blushed and patted him: "Look, watch a movie!"

Dong Er Shao touched two more hands, then withdrew his hand unsatisfied: "Look, our mother has it all, and you still won't let me do that, is that justified?"

Wu Xiaoyou looked left and right but didn't look at him: "Not yet, not ready yet, okay, okay."

"When will it be ready? Your husband and I are starving to death!!" Dongfang Lin rubbed his face shyly: "Both parents have eaten, and we haven't taken any practical actions yet."

Wu You became angry from embarrassment, picked up Niuzi and smeared it on Donger Shao's face: "I said, wait, wait for me, get ready!" Then she let go.

Niuzi was afraid that she would fall, so she hugged Dong Ershao's head desperately: "Wu Xiaoyou, you are not kind!!"

As soon as Dongfang Lin gasped for breath, his nose was covered with cat hair, his teeth were scratched by the cat's claws, and it took him a long time to tear off the girl from her head, and her hairstyle that was done in the morning was all messed up: "You murdered your husband!" He complained .

"Look! Movie! Movie!" Wu You didn't bother to talk to him about these things, and dragged a chair over: "Shut up! Shut up! Mouth!"

Dong Er Shao was wronged to death.

Yang Xu stayed with her son until the [-]th day of the first lunar month before returning to her own home. By the way, she took away the big man's favorite Zou Hao, and winked at Dongfang Lin before leaving: "Is it too bad? Don't worry, you will be relieved when I leave." .”

Dong Er Shao was about to cry: "Mom, don't make trouble, when are you going to marry my uncle?"

"Maybe March or April, the child is too big to wear a wedding dress." Yang Xu was a little proud: "Wedding dress, envy?"

Is there such a mother-in-law! !

Dong Er Shao took a deep breath: "I'm not envious! I don't wear them!"

"Silly boy." Yang Xu patted Dongfang Lin's face: "Okay, let's go, goodbye~"

"Bye bye..." Dongfang Lin was exhausted physically and mentally.

The supermarket opened on the fifth day of the new year, and everyone started to get on track on the seventh day. Donger Shao’s big plan was postponed by his daughter-in-law with the excuse of being busy at work. The movie he watched that day was completely useless. Dongfang Lin was a little anxious and angry, and every night when he came back from work, he looked at Wu You with green eyes, wishing he could pounce on him and eat him.

Wu You was also entangled. He actually liked the feeling of being hugged and touched by Dongfang Lin, but as long as he thought of his chrysanthemum crisis, he couldn't help but flinch.Originally, he planned to search the Internet for a way to overcome this mentality, but he found a forum and posted a post, and the replies were all stupid from the host, the host was stupid, the host put my reply, and even posted pornographic small words. It's a joke, I saw him blushing during working hours, and almost ran to the toilet.

Tang Yuan'er didn't come to work until the fifteenth day, her little face was flushed, she didn't wear any makeup, and she was dressed plainly, as if she was a different person.

"Spring is here..." Xiao Ma sighed: "My girlfriend is still with my mother-in-law and won't go home with me."

Liu Gang sneered: "Which mother-in-law?"

"Any one will do, as long as her daughter will marry me." Xiao Ma covered his heart: "A married woman like you doesn't understand the pain of a single dog like me."

"You'll know when you get married, how difficult women are!" Liu Gang looked like someone who has come here: "You have to remember all kinds of festivals. If you forget one, you will lose your skin. When you go shopping, you have to carry things and you can't look around. Look to the west, if you accidentally see a beautiful woman, you have to hurry up and say to your daughter-in-law, look at that woman, her face is deformed, and her breasts are filled with water. If your daughter-in-law is happy, I will cook you a meal. If you eat it, you have to be grateful, and if it’s not good, you have to pretend to be delicious and eat it all. You don’t know. I once kept stomach medicine in my pocket for more than a month, just because my wife suddenly wanted to experiment with various Growing vegetables... I have a hard time, brother!"

"Stop farting!" Xiao Ma was annoyed: "Why don't you talk about sleeping with a limp Xiang girl every night? I only have five girls, and I can't feel it when I change my left hand to my right!"

Tang Yuanyuan listened to their bickering, and suddenly covered his mouth and laughed coquettishly: "What's the matter, Xiao Ma, you go find a man and let him help you masturbate, it will definitely feel different."

Xiao Ma shook goose bumps all over his body, and flattered him with a smirk: "It seems that the leader has lived a good year this year. Look at the temperament and look, it is not the same as before the holiday. What's the matter? Leader, you have avenged your revenge?"

Tang Yuan'er covered her face and glanced at him reproachfully: "None of your business, you're a guy no one wants!"

"Oh, it seems that I have taken revenge. Brother Xie has already fallen into the Tang family." Xiao Ma smiled meanly: "Leader, how is Brother Xie?"

"What's the matter with him?" Tang Yuanyuan pretended to open his pink computer covered with broken diamonds: "Going to work, what's the gossip, Xiaoma, do you want to sketch again?"

Xiao Ma hurriedly raised his hands in surrender, winking at Wu You and Liu Gang: "Spring is indeed here..."