I, I, I am not a snake spirit

"I haven't fully accepted you yet—" Yang Xu's tone was meaningful.

Dongfang Linjuhua tightened her body and shook her body, and quickly hugged his mother-in-law's thigh: "Mom, you have to help me!!"

Yang Xu pinched Dong Ershao's ear with her slender fingers: "Tell me, how did you trick me in? Huh?"

It is also sad that the mother-in-law is too smart.

Dong Er Shao trembled and explained himself clearly, except for the fact that he was a certain Boss, he hid everything else.

Yang Xu laughed loudly after hearing this, and the sadness just now was wiped away: "You really care about my son."

"That's that, that's it, you'll have to live for the rest of your life, right, Mom." Young Master Dong put on a shy face to please him, and almost stuck out his tongue and rolled his tail.

"Since your family doesn't object to my son and neither do you, just do it first. If one day I hear my son say you can't do it, you can pack up for me and go home immediately." Yang Xu touched her in a good mood He touched Dong Ergou's dog's head: "Okay, don't squat down, get up."

"Hey!" Donger Gou stood up with a chuckle, with a flattering expression that made people want to vomit.

What happened upstairs was shown to Wu You by Niuzi's selective performance, and Wu You was embarrassed.He didn't know since when Dongfang Lin had been so widely accepted as Wu You's man, even his own mother didn't resist, which was weird and unbelievable.

This man surnamed Dong is too cunning, and he is afraid that he is an opponent.Wu You stood in the kitchen and encouraged herself: "Come on, come on, don't, don't be overwhelmed!"

Niuzi curled her lips, and decided not to attack her exclusive shit-shoveling officer.

Yang Xu stayed at his son's house for a week and couldn't stay any longer. Ever since he poked open the window paper, Dongergou no longer shy away from showing off his charms to Wu Xiaoyou.Poor her slow and rough-spirited son is always confused for no reason, looking at Ergou with eyes that look at snakes. If he wasn't there, his son would probably go up and scratch him twice.

Is it really appropriate to hug Lao Tzu's waist in the kitchen and act coquettishly familiar?I have a knife in my hand! !Wu You waved the kitchen knife again and drove people out. Seeing his mother winking at him, his face flushed.

Really, really disgusting, this guy must have given his mother an ecstasy!

Wu You chopped the chicken nuggets on the chopping board vigorously, his face full of displeasure.

Ms. Yang said that she would bring her boyfriend over during the Chinese New Year, then packed all kinds of food and drinks prepared by her son-in-law, and called the driver to take her all the way back.

After the mother-in-law left, Second Young Master Dong became even more unscrupulous.

Stealing kisses anytime, anywhere, pinching a small hand from time to time, covering your face in embarrassment when your daughter-in-law stares at you...

Shy ass!How can you cover such a big face with one hand!

Wu Xiaoyou was so annoyed by the harassment, she pointed at Dongfang Lin and said to Niuzi, "Scratch him, scratch him!"

Niuzi flicked her tail and yelled at Dongfang Lin twice. Donger Shao immediately took out two cans of cats imported from abroad, opened them respectfully and offered them up.

The guy who eats inside and out!Just a few cans will conquer you?After all, are you still arrogant cats? ! !

The last helper was gone, so Wu Xiaoyou could only resist tenaciously single-handedly, and tortured Dong Er Shao who was not righteous thousands of times in his heart.

After New Year's Day, the preparations for the annual meeting began. Each of the store employees was given a big red envelope, and they continued to work with peace of mind.Invitations were sent to various suppliers, hoping that they can participate in order to have better cooperation in the coming year.

Wu You has never attended an annual meeting. For him, the so-called annual meeting is to have an unexpected income and a big gift bag full of snacks for each person.But this year was different, he was transferred to the Propaganda Department, and the head of the Propaganda Department, Tang Yuan'er, took his three little subordinates and swaggered to eat and drink.

Dongfang Lin chose a large hotel to occupy the entire floor, and set up nearly [-] tables of banquets. Everyone who came to participate will get a lucky draw card, with the highest prize of [-] cash, so that everyone began to gear up and gather momentum to wait.

Yang Xu was also one of the invited members. She held the card in her hand and chatted with a few acquaintances, her eyes patrolled the venue, and she immediately saw her son chatting with colleagues in the corner.It’s just that there was no Dongergou in that group of colleagues. Ms. Yang frowned, thinking that Dongergou was an employee of the store so she couldn’t come to the annual meeting, so she could only comfort her son with brain waves.

The annual meeting went smoothly, and Wu Xiaoyou was not discouraged when he got the consolation prize. He had already discussed with Tang Yuaner that he would take away the leftover meat and vegetables to feed the cats and dogs. Being able to have a delicious meal like him, Wu Xiaoyou is in a particularly good mood.

Because Dongfang Lin is a big boss, he basically doesn’t come to participate in these activities. He is very busy. He is busy trying to make friends with people of a higher class, or to make friends with people of a higher class. Lehu, people talked a lot of nonsense, and they were fed all kinds of meat and vegetables. Of course, they also got the other party under the table.

Wu Xiaoyou came home with a big bag of leftovers, while Dong Ershao was still drinking; Wu Xiaoyou distributed the leftovers to cats and dogs, and even fed the little sparrows a whole baguette, Dong Ershao Still drinking and drinking; when Wu Xiaoyou came home, it was eleven o'clock in the evening, and when he was washing and lying on the bed, Dong Er Shao and a group of people moved their positions and continued to drink and drink.

Wu You touched the mobile phone, thinking whether to send a text message to Dong Er Shao, asking him if he would come back tonight, the mobile phone rang suddenly, and Dongfang Lin's name jumped on it, which shocked him.

I really can't think about it, it's too supernatural to come as soon as I think about it.

"Daughter-in-law, hehe..." Second Young Master Dong stuck out his tongue, "Wait, wait for me to go home."

Wu You held the phone, not aware of how worried her expression was: "You, you drink too much, too much?"

"No, I didn't, I didn't drink too much." Dong Er Shao continued to laugh: "I'm here to pee, I miss you."

What the fuck do you want me to do! ! !I can't pee for you! !

Wu You was angry: "Don't pee, pee your pants, go."

"Oh, the trousers are wet!" Second Young Master Dong yelled at the other end, jumping up and down while shouting, "What should I do, daughter-in-law, the trousers are wet!"

Take off your pants and run naked! ! !

Wu You twitched the corner of her mouth: "Don't, don't come back, you're here!" After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.

Damn, this bastard is actually the boss of so many big supermarkets! !How can this kind of brain circuit be a big boss! !He never wet his trousers! !

I really can't bear it!

Wu You covered himself in the quilt, and suddenly burst out laughing, the more he laughed, the more he couldn't help it, and the whole person became a ball.

crazy!He spat in his heart, he was simply a snake spirit!

When Wu You was in a drowsy sleep, she was slapped awake by Niuzi: "Wu Xiaoyou, your man came back with mistress meow!! You are going to be abandoned meow!"

What?What mistress?He tried his best to wake up with his eyes wide open, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses: "What, what?"

"He brought a mistress!!! You're going to be kicked out meow!!!" Niuzi bounced back and forth: "What to do meow! My canned food! I haven't eaten enough meow!!"

Wu You had a headache from the noise, and just as he was about to say something, he heard the sound of the door opening from downstairs.

"I'm back, I'm back, what should I do meow?" Niuzi led Dahei to rush down: "Beat him, beat him meow!"

"Don't, don't make trouble." Wu You quickly put on his pajamas and went downstairs, turning on the light in the living room.

There were two men standing at the door, Dongfang Lin leaned on the other man drunkenly, put his hands on the other man's waist, and yelled at each other.

The man didn't expect that there was someone in the room, and the hand that was fumbling for the light switch was still on the wall. He raised his head and looked at Wu You in surprise: "Who are you?"

Mom, I still want to ask who you are!

Looking at this man, Wu You felt an inexplicable pressure.

The man is slightly shorter than Dongfang Lin, with broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs. He is elegant and handsome, with a pair of rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose, blocking his beautiful peach eyes.

Niuzi jumped in front of the man, bent down, and made a threatening sound, as long as the man took a step forward, it would rush over and scratch his face!Dahei wandered around Dongfang Lin's feet and sneezed: "Fuck, this guy peed his pants!!"

Wu You couldn't help but want to laugh: "Niu, Niuzi, come here." He comforted his cat first, and then looked at the man: "This, this is me, my house." The guy you are supporting is my man! !Wu Xiaoyou finally had the consciousness of claiming territory. He felt that his property had been violated, and he suddenly felt a sense of crisis.

"Your house?" The man adjusted his glasses with a free hand, with a surprised expression: "Isn't this Fang Lin's house? I remember he has a house here."

Dongfang Lin raised his head unsteadily, and found that he was home. He looked at Wu You who was standing opposite him, let go of the other person's hand, and staggered under his feet: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, I feel bad... ..."

When the man heard him calling Wu You's wife, his face turned dark and ugly.He stood there straight, embarrassed and unbearable.

It turned out that Fang Lin called the daughter-in-law all the way, not his own, but this ugly, fat and stuttering monster again! !

Mi Tian clenched his fists in dismay, trying not to look too ugly.He stepped forward and tore Dongfang Lin off Wu You's body: "Sorry, he got drunk and caught someone calling his wife. By the way, where is his room?"

Wu You pursed her lips, and silently led him upstairs.Just now he wondered if he couldn't move this thing, so he should throw him on the sofa in the living room and sleep overnight. Now that someone is willing to be a labor force, he is naturally happy and relaxed.

The door of the upstairs bedroom was wide open, and the quilt on the double bed inside was clearly visible.

Wu You naturally "robbed" Dongfang Lin, and looked at Mi Tianle apologetically: "No, I'm sorry, the room is messy, don't, don't come in, come here." As he said, he dragged Dongfang Lin Lin threw it into the bathroom.