I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Dong Er Shao, who was pretending to be asleep, fell asleep in a posture of a pig arching against the wall. Wu You pushed him aside, rolled up his quilt and covered it, and turned off the light.After thinking for a while, he turned over and pulled up another quilt, and wrapped Er Shao Zhu's head and face.

It's really annoying... Wu Xiaoyou fell asleep after thinking about it.

When he opened his eyes the next day, he realized something was wrong.What kind of trouble is this state where the sun is shining on the buttocks!He still has to go to work today, why didn't Niuzi come to call him and the alarm clock didn't ring?Turning his head to look around, the place was already empty, the quilts were piled to the side like a twist, and a few changed clothes were thrown on it.

Fuck!Wu Xiaoyou quickly jumped up, quickly put on her clothes and rushed downstairs: "Late, late!"

"Yuyou." Yang Xu greeted him as he sat on the sofa with a smile on his face: "Linlin asked for leave for you and let you sleep for a while. This person is very nice, I like it very much."

What the hell is Linlin... When Wu You saw his mother, he thought of the two-drawer suit, and was very embarrassed: "Ah, this, this..." He looked at the clock on the wall and found that it was already 09:30: "Mom, have you eaten, have you had breakfast?"

"I've eaten." Yang Xu hugged Niuzi to smooth her hair while watching TV: "When I got up, I saw Linlin came back from a run and bought breakfast. This child is really good and has a good figure." She laughed while talking: "You see, people still know how to get up early to exercise. Look at you, you are almost fat like a pig."

Wu You's face was full of bitterness: "Last time you, you still said that I lost weight." He pinched his belly, what's so good about a good figure, don't you just want abdominal muscles?He is not without!It's just covered in fat!snort!

Also, the way mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law like my mother is too creepy. I just met him for the first time. I only knew that guy wanted to be nice to me last night, but my mother betrayed her early. ! !This is so abnormal. When someone else's mother hears that her son has cheated on a man, shouldn't she even cry and howl?

"What are you doing standing there stupidly? Go wash your face and brush your teeth. I'll heat up the soy milk for you. There are also two fried dough sticks and a sugar cake. They are all for you. Do you want eggs? Do you fry eggs? Are two enough?" Yang Xu was about to stand up after speaking.

"No, no, no, I'll do it myself!" Wu You ran upstairs: "Eat, I can't eat, so much."

My mother is such a strange woman. One second she despises herself as a fat pig, and the next second she will start feeding the pigs. Eating so much in the morning will make her sick!Besides, the reason why he gained weight is not eating at all, okay?It was born!

Right, that is it!

Wu You washed his face and brushed his teeth in a clatter, cleaned himself up and began to fold the quilt and make the bed.There was also a condom that was taken out by someone yesterday scattered on the bed sheet, lying there openly, making people blush and heartbeat.

He spat, pinched the little thing in the palm of his hand, threw it back into the drawer, and hurriedly pulled off the sheet, and went downstairs with his dirty clothes in his arms.As soon as I arrived downstairs, I saw Dongfang Lin taking off his coat at the door, and greeted him with a smile: "Yuyou, are you up?"

Did you call Yoyo? ?Wu You pursed her lips and said nothing, she went into the bathroom sullenly, and stuffed all the dirty clothes and sheets into the washing machine.

Yang Xu covered her mouth and giggled: "Hey, where are the sheets?"

Wu You hummed, and always felt that the tone of her mother's words was particularly problematic: "Mom, what do you have, do you want, do you want to wash?"

"No." Yang Xu pinched Niuzi's fat belly: "Your bed sheet, was it dirty just after I changed it for you yesterday?" She winked at her "son-in-law": "It's too careless. "

Dongfang Lin smiled decently: "Mom, Youyou is thin-skinned." He took advantage of his mouth, and his heart flowed like a river, wanting to say Mom, do you know that I haven't even kissed your son's mouth until now, your son is against me It's like guarding against thieves, you almost suffocated me with the quilt last night, it's really bitter, okay?

"Thin-skinned, tsk tsk." Yang Xu put Niuzi aside and stood up: "Linlin, accompany me upstairs to fix that balcony. It's getting so cold and the grape trellis hasn't been set up yet. I want to do it next year." Don’t want to eat grapes?”

"Okay, Mom." Second Young Master Dong rolled up his sleeves graciously, and followed Yang Xu upstairs: "How do I do it? I'm not very good at it."

"It's okay, it's simple, I'll find you an apron to wear, so you won't get your clothes dirty." Yang Xu thought about it all night, and now he's happy to see what Dongfang Lin thinks: "Hey, Lin Lin , I heard from Old Wu’s family that the last time I came to see a lawyer, was that you?”

"It's me." Dongfang Lin admitted directly: "I happened to see Yoyo being bullied. I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to tell those people, so I pretended to be a lawyer. Mom, didn't I cause you any trouble, did I?"

"No, they were afraid of me, so they came to trouble my son." Yang Xu smiled and said, "Fortunately, I have you."

The voices of the two people became smaller and smaller, and finally they could not hear clearly.

Wu You pursed his lips, always feeling that he must have gotten up in the wrong posture today, this kind of immediate sense of sight that you call mom and I promise to be like a real mother and child should not be too strong, he is jealous!

After pressing the automatic laundry button, Wu You strolled to the kitchen and started eating breakfast.Niuzi and Dahei strolled in and squatted at the kitchen door.

"Mom, I really love Yoyo~" Dahei squatted at Niuzi's feet, meowing loudly.

"I know meow, you look like an excellent meow~" Niuzi raised her paw and patted Dahei's head, her tone was lifelike.

Wu You took a mouthful of soy milk and didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it.

"If you don't give me a title, I'll die meow!" Dahei became addicted to acting, flailing his teeth and claws: "I have your son's baby in my stomach, meow, meow..."

"My dear, quickly let mother see meow..." Niuzi pressed Dahei's belly: "That's great, meow, it's a male meow."

"You, you guys are enough, that's enough." Wu You got goosebumps all over his body from the thunder, and almost buckled the bowl: "TV, watch dramas, have you watched too much?"

Niuzi stroked her beard, and kicked Dahei who was stuck to her feet aside: "Now it is rumored that you are going to give birth to a son for your man, meow, mother dog, oh, it's my daughter, she said that she wants your son to marry her son My family, what do you think?"

I see a ghost!Wu You's appetite was almost lost by meow, he put down the fried dough stick in his hand with embarrassment: "Crazy, right? What about people and dogs, how do you get married?" After thinking about it, he said: "No, it's not , I’ll return it to him, it’s not that, what’s the matter.” It’s so annoying, why do I have to discuss my sexual life with two cats early in the morning!There is also such an unscientific thing about men giving birth to children, who is going out and talking nonsense?

I can't stand it!

Upstairs, Dongfang Lin was wearing a super large halterneck apron, and his hands in rubber gloves were burying the nutrient soil under the grape trellis in handfuls.The grape vines have been taken back a long time ago. Wu You once said that he would wait for the nutritious soil to come over. He was curious about how to install the grape trellis. He always thought that this thing could be hung like this in winter.

"Mom, what is this nutrient soil made of?" He lowered his head and sniffed, and smelled the smell of fermented grass.

Yang Xu rolled up the vines with hemp rope and tied them up: "Be careful not to rub your nose. These are all good things. There is no chemical fertilizer in them. They are all naturally fermented grass and cow dung."

Cow, cow dung... Thinking about holding cow dung for a long time, Dong Er Shao couldn't help but want to vomit.

Yang Xu laughed when he saw his instantly pale face: "Silly boy, haven't you seen this? You don't feel tired when you look at it. You will know when you go to the vegetable garden with your mother and experience the hard work of the farmer uncle." Food is not easy to come by. When my son was a child, there was still an acre of land at home, and he went back to work every year during the holidays. Later, the land was sold, and he couldn’t keep busy..." Thinking of those years, Ms. Yang’s eyes turned red: " Youyou has been very sensible since she was a child. When I divorced his father, he was still young. The third child came to the house directly with the child. I was stupid at the time. You don’t know. The woman’s father was still an official. At that time, where did we Dare to fight with the officials. In the end, I didn’t want anything. I wanted my son and signed an agreement with his father. If his father wants Yoyo to go back, he must give him all the inheritance rights of the Wu family. Don't give it. His father agreed. A divorced woman is not easy to deal with in the country. Fortunately, his grandparents have a staff house here. When he retires, the house is under his name. I will use my house in the country And the land under his name changed the apartment into his hands, and took him to live here, and went back to stay for a few days during the winter and summer holidays, and did not go home on weekdays. Youyou stuttered and timid, and always Being bullied by his brothers, the child is unwilling to go back..."

Yang Xu sighed, tears rolled in his eyes several times, but they did not fall in the end.She raised her head and looked at the sky: "Fortunately, I've been out for a few years. Those people in my family who saw me can't praise me. But it's Yoyo who hasn't been looking for a partner. I was anxious and introduced him to him. Either he looks down on others or others despise him, and it has been dragging on until now... Linlin, don't be bothered when I tell you these things, I, I just... just want him to live a good life in the future, don't Like me, I have been so strong for a lifetime. I have made money, but my family is incomplete. Although those people say it nicely, who doesn’t talk about you in their hearts? What’s more, I am a woman, and I have been stabbed in the back. I I'm not afraid, it's all like this anyway, but I'm afraid that my son will be wronged. Linlin, tell mom the truth, can you really treat Yoyo well? Instead of just being fresh for a few years and then kicking him? I'm afraid You young people are too impetuous and don't take anything seriously... Feelings are really precious, I hope, I hope..." Her voice was a little choked up, and she couldn't continue.

Dongfang Lin stood up, took off his gloves and held Yang Xu in his arms: "Mom, I told Youyou yesterday that I like him, not because it's love at first sight, but because I suddenly feel that I'm suitable by his side. He is also suitable to be by my side. My parents know that I have a crush on a man, and they have no objection. But...Mom, I think Yoyo has some resistance to feelings..."

"He hasn't fully accepted me yet, but Mom, I will treat him well, don't worry."