I, I, I am not a snake spirit

Xiao Ma rubbed his hands as excitedly as he had discovered the New World, and murmured at Liu Gang: "Big Liu, isn't it?"

Liu Gang nodded wildly: "Yes, yes! But I think he has a very strange vision. After all, he is also a manager. Why did he fall in love with a gatekeeper?" What is this?Marry high and marry low?

"What the hell is guarding the gate? I asked. He is a veteran of the army. He is the head of the security guard. He is at the same level as the manager!" Xiao Ma chuckled: "No wonder, since the first day he came, I felt that he She's a bitch, and now she really likes men. Oh, do you think he will like us? He looks at us every day or something. "

Wu You raised his face to look at Xiaoma's horse face, his eyes were blank: "Huh?"

Liu Gang laughed maniacally: "Pull you down quickly, no one will look down on you, even if the top students in the art department have brain problems, but they have no problem with aesthetics, just you? Hehe." Extremely high, although I think the security guard is a bit cheap, the problem is that the security guard is not an ordinary person at first glance, with that style, that appearance, as many men as there are men!

"Cut!" Xiao Ma gave Liu Gang a blank look, and poked Wu You: "Wu You, aren't you worried?"

Wu You: "Huh?"

He is worried about the wool, worry!How could that bitch like herself?Besides, looking at the way he was flirting with that security guard named Xie Hao, anyone with eyes would know that he is gay, right?

"Oh, don't be a fool, you've ruined Wu You!" Liu Gang raised his leg and kicked the pony: "Be careful that people can hear your gossip."

Xiao Ma smiled and returned to his seat: "I'm curious, right? This is the first time I've seen a live gay."

Liu Gang spat: "I'm just curious, thanks to the art you studied in college, have you never seen anything like this?"

Xiao Ma shook his head solemnly: "Not really."

Liu Gang looked at him with pity: "You are so pitiful, it seems that you don't fit in in college?"

Today's college students are more relaxed than one another, let alone those schools that study art, they are ashamed to say that they are art students without doing a few special things.

"You're not gregarious!" Xiao Ma rolled his eyes at him, and thought about it carefully: "Don't say it, maybe I was too slow when I was in school. When I was in college, there was always a little boy who cooked for me. Well, I guess he just fell in love with me." After speaking, he touched his chin complacently.

Liu Gang burst into laughter: "He was looking for inspiration for painting the Eight Horses, right?"

Xiao Ma was out of breath, reached out and picked up a thick magazine and pasted it: "Go away, a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory."

After the laughter here, the glutinous rice balls floated in gracefully.He shook the little scarf around his neck, pulled off his fluffy hat and sighed: "Oh, it's getting colder and colder these days~"

Xiao Ma rolled his eyes, and said without words: "Hey, boss, isn't that puppy pretty?"

As soon as the cute puppy was mentioned, Tangyuan'er's voice softened. He clasped his hands in front of his chest, twisted his butt and waist: "Oh, it's super cute, so cute, one of them is just a little bit bigger Son~ It's a pity that the dog mother is too fierce, everyone is allowed to touch it, but no one is allowed to touch it~ I hate it~"

That's because I'm afraid you'll smoke your child to death, the three of them thought at the same time.

After the glutinous rice balls are finished, I think about the business: "Okay, let's not talk about anything else~ Come on, tell me about the idea of ​​the Shuangdan event~"

As the end of the year is approaching, the holidays are concentrated, the store is busy, the finance is busy, other departments are also busy, and the publicity department is even more busy.After planning the festival, I have to discuss the annual meeting with hr, and I have to reconcile with the financial account.Christmas is New Year's Day after being busy, and Valentine's Day and New Year's activities are ready after New Year's Day.Especially this year when the supermarket changed hands, in order to reassure people and take care of the emotions of the newcomers and the elderly, the annual meeting will be even more lively.

He likes the lively glutinous rice balls every day, and even his security brother hardly has time to look at them every day. When he chooses a venue for decoration, he especially doesn't like other people's design aesthetics, so he can't wait to pick it up on his own.

They were all so busy, and as the bosses of several hypermarkets and two companies, Donger Shao was even more dizzy from busy work.Although every day in order to go home to eat a loving dinner [unfortunately Wu Xiaoyou doesn't think so], I wish I could break it into eight pieces in one minute, and even the chance to eat tofu is gone.Because every day he goes home and has to work overtime after dinner, Wu Xiaoyou has already slept like a piglet after overtime work, and when he gets into the warm bed again, the sleepiness will soon hit him, and he will faint .

This kind of vicious cycle caused the boss of Dongda to lose his temper. He disliked everyone and wanted to bite anyone he saw. Even Yan Xiaojun, his most beloved right-hand man, walked around him, let alone the young master Zhou Qi. Seeing Dongfang Lin is like a mouse seeing a cat, for fear that he will become a punching bag.At this time, he also had a good eye. He either went out to the market with his business, or followed Tang Yuaner's buttocks to make arrangements. He didn't make a fuss in front of Dong Er Shao for a month.

At this time, Yang Xu quietly came to city b.

These days, her vegetable market is selling well, and the brand has also been sold out. Recently, it is time to make money. Here in city b, she has taken on several big jobs and entered several stores, and her hands are weak when counting the orders every day. It's all money! !With this money, I can find a good wife for my son! !

She happily asked the driver to drive the pickup truck into the city, and the back of the trailer was full of vegetables, fruits, clothes, snacks, rice, noodles, oil and grains, as well as fertilizer soil for adding nutrition to her son's grape trellis, and straw felt for keeping warm.

Her eldest son, I haven't seen him for several months, and I don't know if he has lost weight.

When I think of my son, I think of the Wu family's nest of best products. That day, Zhang Qingru's white lotus said to herself that she was sorry and pretended to be pitiful while crying, and she spat on her face.If it weren't for seeing old man Zhang's face turning blue, she would almost be overwhelmed, and she would like to give that bitch a good beating.

What the hell, still being an old lady who had no money and no power back then?Just kidding!She is a popular person in the town now, even the secretary of the mayor can't speak loudly to herself, what is she!

Now the Zhang family is no longer good, and the glory of the past is no longer.Mr. Zhang has officially retired from a state-owned enterprise, and his pension is pretty good. It's a pity that his daughter is delicate, and his son-in-law doesn't live up to it, let alone the two grandsons. here?

And the eldest grandson, if he hadn't talked about such an ignorant girlfriend, would he have made these things happen?

Mr. Zhang is very worried, and all those who have a big festival have chest tightness and shortness of breath.

But this is not something that Yang Xu can care about. She plans to live with her son for half a month before going back. Although it is the peak period for vegetables to be put on the shelf, but there is a technician in the shed watching, so she will not go back. What's the matter.

Thinking of the technology she dug up, Yang Xu's old heart began to bubble pink.That woman doesn't want to be chased by the man she likes?What's more, this man is a few years younger than him, tall, handsome and capable. The little girls in the village and a few college students in the city hang around him every day, but unfortunately he just likes himself.

That's it... charm! !

Sister Yang's charm is awesome!

He called the driver, Xiao Zheng, to help him carry his things upstairs, and gave him a few hundred dollars to find a place to rest, eat and refuel for the return journey.Then Yang Xu started to tidy up his son's room.

After cleaning it up, there was a problem.

There was an extra set of toiletries in the bathroom. Yang Xu was quite happy at first, thinking that his son had opened up and found a girlfriend to live with. Who knew that when he turned around, he found a few clothes and a few pairs of underwear hanging on the balcony. No matter how you look at it, the two men's underwear did not belong to my son! !

male!Mode!Inside!pants!

Yang Xu took off the underwear and held it in his hand to look carefully. The name tag was bigger than his son's, and the pocket on the front alone could make up a big lump in his brain!

Could it be his son's friend?classmate?Come over to play?

Ms. Yang's heart trembled, she threw some bad thoughts out of her mind, and then pushed open the door of the guest room.

empty.

empty?

empty! ! ! !

Yang Xu's little heart was thumping. She found large men's leather shoes and men's running shoes on the shoe rack, men's pajamas on the sofa, and a large windbreaker hanging on the hanger, which was also men's.

Is it...

Yang Xu shook her head vigorously, no, it shouldn't be...

She mustered up the courage to go up to the second floor, pushed away her son's bedroom, and there was a bang in her head, it exploded!

The messy two quilts, two pillows and a pile of changed clothes on the bed are all fucking men's! ! !

There are also several sets of men's suits that do not belong to Wu You in the half-open wardrobe! !

In the drawer, there are several sets of men's underwear and socks! !

Yang Xu couldn't bear the blow, staggered back a few steps, sat down on the bed, and cried bitterly: "My son!!! Why did you find a man!! I said I married you, I was talking I'm just playing..." Up to this point, she stopped, thinking that she hadn't seen these things when she came here last time, could it be that she said that she would marry her son that day, which made her son think that she agreed with him to find a man? ?Could it be that this man has been having an underground relationship with his son?Could it be that he unintentionally made his son think that she was willing? ?

I have to say, Aunt Yang, you are telling the truth.

Yang Xu's heart was sore, painful and sad. His son knew it himself. He looked honest and honest, but he was actually a stubborn guy. Now that everyone lives together, if he strongly opposed it, his son would definitely, definitely be sad, would not like his mother, would ...

"Wuwu, ah... Yoyo, why do you not understand my mother's painstaking efforts so much? Wuwu, I was just joking... Why do you take it seriously..." She cried so hard that her whole body trembled Soft, paralyzed on the bed for a long time, I don't know what suddenly came to my mind, I jumped up and went to the bedside table.

After searching for a long time without finding anything, Yang Xu wiped away her tears and frowned.

There is no condom, no ointment, haven't they done it?

Impossible, even if you believe that pigs can climb trees these days, you still can't believe in the self-control ability of men.

Is it, is it hard? ?

Ms. Yang is terrified!

Although Ms. Yang, a contemporary strong woman, has long since stopped expecting to use her son's monthly pension of several thousand yuan, what she hopes to see is that her son will be happy in the future.But from this point of view, the man my son is looking for is no good! !Not considerate at all! !

Is it because his son is too soft and easy to bully? ?

Yang Xu squinted her eyes, rolled up her arms and rolled up her sleeves.

She wanted to see what kind of bastard this man who bullied her son was!If it's really bad, then even if you are hated by your son, you have to break them up! !

Break it all apart! !

Niuzi and Dahei looked at each other as they watched Ms. Yang crying and howling in the room like a snake spirit, and then waving her fists with a wisp of tears.

"Do you want to tell Wu Xiaoyou that his mother is here?" Dahei was timid, scared by Yang Xu, hid in the corner to peep, and asked Niuzi in a soft voice.

Niuzi turned her big head: "It doesn't matter meow, anyway... those sparrows with broken mouths will go and say meow." It scratched its ears: "Sooner or later, the ugly son-in-law will see his mother-in-law, what are you afraid of."

Dahei nodded: "It's meow..." Although it sounds a little strange, human beings are such troublesome things!Even self-delivery.What's the point of being alive if you don't even have any rights?

It bent down and licked its belly, and when it touched its own balls, it suddenly felt sad.

Damn, as a free cat, it was eunuched by the shit-shoveling officer!Simply, simply heartbreaking!

Niuzi looked at Dahei who ran away in tears, and twisted her butt inexplicably: "Snake spirit sick cat, I am so unlucky to have such a roommate, hey."

Before Wu You got off work, she heard a few sparrows chirping on the air conditioner outside the window sill.

"Wu Xiaoyou Wu Xiaoyou is not good!! Your mother is here!!"

Why is it bad when my mother comes?Isn't this a good thing?Wu You was puzzled.But my mother didn't even make a phone call when she came here, it's a bit sad to be a son.

"Wu Xiaoyou, Wu Xiaoyou, your man is going to be exposed." The sparrow shouted at the top of his voice.

"Yes, yes, you will be beaten when you go back!"

"Hurry up and let your man buy jewelry for your mother, women will eat this!"

"You have to kneel when you go back, I see that's the case in other people's homes!"

"Mom, please let me elope with him, I will love him forever!"

"Fuck, it's not elopement, it's giving birth to a baby!"

"Don't start, oops, you're so annoying!"

"You are annoying!"

A few sparrows started fighting outside the window, causing the pony sitting by the window to keep looking up: "You said it's winter, and the birds don't have a place to keep warm. They rely on fighting to keep warm every day." , it’s not easy.”

"Idiot, idiot, idiot!"

The few sparrows stopped beating, cursed at the pony, and flew away.

Wu You stroked his forehead, except for the point that his mother came, he didn't understand the other things in a daze.However, if my mother knows that the boss is living with me, I am afraid that something is wrong. If my mother thinks that I will use all means to please the boss to make up the story of being excluded in the future, it will be troublesome.

Well, let's talk to the boss and tell him not to come back at night.

Dongfang Lin is holding a supervisor meeting at the headquarters to set goals for the next year.The large number of people under his command is also disturbing. Looking at the elite men and women who are arguing together, he doesn't know whether he should be happy or worried.

The joy is that the quarrel belongs to the quarrel, but at least there is something to say, and the worry is that Nima's voice is too loud, so it hurts the ears!

While distracted, the phone on the table vibrated.

Dongfang Lin frowned and swept over, his eyes lit up immediately.

Emma, ​​the mother-in-law is here!

Fuck, my wife won't let me go home!

No, in front of the mother-in-law, the daughter-in-law's request can be ignored, just pretend that she didn't see it.

No, no, no, no, at least I have to buy something to go back, this is the first time to face my mother-in-law formally.

So what should I buy?

Boss Dongda fell into deep thought.

After a group of elites quarreled, they waited for the boss to make a decision, only to find that the boss was distracted and didn't know which dimension he had gone to.

What does this mean?Could it be that they dislike their quarrel not being exciting enough?

A group of people are gearing up for the next round of heated communication.

"You said..." The boss finally opened his noble mouth, "It's the first time I meet my mother-in-law, what should I buy?"

Nani? ?

Shrimp? ?

what? ?

what? ?

"Boss, when did you find your wife?? Why didn't we know!!!" As the founding elders of the right-hand man and close staff, they didn't even notice such a crazy thing, it's just too outrageous! !

What's wrong with the intelligence system?Can you still gossip properly in the future!

Dongfang Lin smiled slightly: "My daughter-in-law is afraid of people (he still hasn't admitted me), but now we live together (after all, he takes half of the bed to sleep), but his mother doesn't know that we are together (because My daughter-in-law didn’t regard me as his man and burst into tears), although they are dating, but they will get married sooner or later (if they die, they will be kidnapped and married abroad!), now that his mother is here, I always want to make a good impression, you guys What do you think is good to buy?" Thinking about it, it is a miracle that Wu Xiaoyou is so slow.

By the way, Dong Er Shao, don't you think about it yourself?Which wife chaser can chase you like this?Thanks to Wu Xiaoyou's thick lines, otherwise you would have been struck out!

Everyone in the room immediately started discussing happily: "Give three pieces of gold? Necklaces, rings, and bracelets. I think older women like this."

"Who the hell are you calling an elderly woman? Who likes this kind of vulgarity? I want to give you jade!"

"Please, this is for the mother-in-law, not a dowry, what kind of gold are you giving!"

"Buy vegetables and cook a table of delicious food. Emma's mother-in-law saw that her son-in-law is good at cooking, and her daughter-in-law is enjoying herself, so she immediately agreed."

"Oh, this is a good idea, but the question is, can the boss cook well?"

Dongfang Lin pressed the blue veins on his forehead: "I know how to cook, but whether it's delicious or not...it's hard to say...but my wife's cooking is delicious."

"Congratulations Boss Hexi Boss, you will enjoy the blessings in the future."

"When will we meet, she must be a beautiful woman?"

"Let no one see you, but you can't let me see you. With your rough face, you can scare my sister-in-law to the best of her ability."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"What's wrong with you? Are you capable of biting me?"

"You think I dare not!!"

"Come on, come on, come on!"

"You guys... that's enough!!" Dongfang Lin slapped the table hard: "I want to give my mother-in-law something, you guys are so noisy!!!!!!"

All the ladies here spread their hands together: "There is no mother-in-law, but if you really want to chase after someone else's daughter, at least you should buy a house. The mother-in-law saw that she is rich and talented, so she agreed immediately." Yes, that's right. So mundane!Who doesn't want to marry a good family for their daughter and not suffer for the rest of her life.

"Vulgar, so vulgar! A marriage paid for by money will not be happy!" The men retorted: "If only money is given, how can the mother-in-law know that the son-in-law is good?"

"Hey, then how do you think you can show your son-in-law well?" Half the Sky were not happy.

"You have to know how to work! It's good to serve your wife well!" The other half of the sky began to come up with ideas.

"Work? It's like how hardworking you are. Ask the boss if he will clean up the house?" Half the Sky began to pat the table.

"You women are just difficult to serve!" The other half of the sky looked at the boss's expression, expressing that this kind of topic is really hard to talk about.

Dongfang Lin listened to the east and the west, and finally his head was muddled: "Forget it, it's useless to ask you! I think for myself! By the way, what you just said, that is, what you said before is good, Finish it up and give it to me! The meeting is over!"

The boss flicked his sleeves and left, leaving a room full of people to look at each other.

"The boss actually found a wife. It's really not easy. I thought he would masturbate by himself for the rest of his life." Elite A said with emotion: "I don't know why, but there is a sense of comfort in a family with children who have just grown up."

"That's not it." Elite B sighed: "I don't know which girl is so lucky to be spotted by the boss, and she will be absolutely happy for the rest of her life."

"Maybe it's a girl or a kid, don't forget that the boss has received foreign education, and he couldn't help but fall in love with a handsome guy." Elite C said, "Forbidden love is really touching... ..."

"Suddenly, there is a rush to tell the truth, old man..." Elite Ding felt that he had realized the truth.

"Boss is not easy..." Everyone sighed.

As soon as Wu Xiaoyou walked to the gate of the community with the dinner ingredients she bought, she saw Dongfang Lin dressed very formally, and then she was holding a huge shopping bag in her left hand and a shopping bag in her right hand, looking at him eagerly.

Dazed is the posture of carrying the supermarket shopping bag out of the runway, worthy of being the boss.

After complaining, Wu You greeted him: "No, didn't I say, let, let you, don't, don't come back today?"

Mommy won't let your man come home to me, are you trying to rebel?

Dong Er Shao took a deep breath and showed a different expression: "Eh? When did you tell me?"

"I'll send you, send, send, send a text message, I believe it!" Wu Xiaoyou took out his mobile phone and turned to the sent page to show him: "Look!"

"I didn't receive it." Donger Shao pretended to be stupid: "Do you mean you don't want me to go home?" His voice was aggrieved: "I had a meeting all day, and I didn't eat much. I'm so hungry..."

Continue to play dumb and pitiful: "Auntie doesn't like to see strangers at home? I bought a lot of meat, fruit and vegetables today, and I plan to have a good meal."

Wu Xiaoyou couldn't bear it, and felt that being a boss was really hard work, so he waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it, let's go."

yeah! ! ! !The villain in Young Master Dong frantically twisted a piece of Yangge: "Auntie is here? Let me cook and make a delicious meal for Auntie."

Wu You looked at him in surprise: "You, you know how to cook?"

Dong Er Shao shyly smiled: "We still know some Western food."

Thinking of those undercooked eggs and half-baked beef, Wu Xiaoyou shivered: "Forget it, forget it, you are a guest, a guest, where do you want to let me in, let me in, the guest cooks." If you eat it, you will be in trouble!

"Oh, that's so embarrassing." Dongfang Lin grinned.

Wu You glanced at him, and squeezed out two notes from his throat: "Hehe."

Yang Xu crouched on the balcony looking forward to seeing through, seeing his son walking over with a tall and handsome man hand in hand (fog) from a long distance, and felt a pang of sadness in his heart.

No wonder my son was so obsessed with all kinds of meat and vegetables that he didn't want condoms and ointments... Woohoo, son, even a handsome man is unreliable! !

A certain technician sneezed, rubbed his nose and looked up at the sky.

Am I going to show off my horse, or pretend I don't know?Ms. Yang walked around the house.

Let's show off, because I'm afraid my son will be upset; pretend not to know...it's a bit too fake, after all, he lived in openly.

What do I do! !

So anxious! !

Niuzi hangs her throat on the balcony: "The cats on the tree are in pairs~~"

Dahei twisted behind: "The little fish and shrimp can't finish eating~~"

"Meow~~" The two cats were instantly intoxicated by their own singing, which is really a wonderful dream.

Hearing the sound of keys opening the door from outside, Yang Xu's heart rose in his throat.She tried her best to take a few breaths, walked gracefully to the door and opened it: "Ah, son, you brought your wife back to your mother's house..."

what……

Ah? ?

what! ! ! !

How do you say that! ! ! !

All three are messed up.

Ms. Yang petrified at the door, even her expression froze on the smile just now.

Wu You was dumbfounded. He looked at the big tall man behind him. He didn't look like someone who could be a wife?Could it be that my mother wants to get married... crazy?

I am your son-in-law, mother-in-law! !Donger Shao roared in his heart, but couldn't help but gave his mother-in-law 32 likes.

Such an enlightened mother-in-law, what more can a husband ask for! !

"Mom, this, this is my colleague." Wu You introduced awkwardly: "Old, uh...that, this, this is me, my mother."

This is gay? ? ? ?

Yang Xu misheard a syllable and almost burst into tears.The son just put the word "comrade" on the bright side so clearly?This is to tear face with mother! !woo woo...

Wu Xiaoyou couldn't understand his own mother's rich heart at all, so he helped his mother into the house: "Mom, what are you doing, why are you here?"

You dead child don't want your mother to disturb the intimate little world of the two of you at all! ! ! !

Ms. Yang was grieved in her heart, but smiled on her face: "Silly son, mom misses you? It's so cold these days, and I don't have time to see you on New Year's Day, but I'll come on New Year's Day after this is over. My Son, you look thin..." Huh, the round chin has become sharper, it must be that man's fault!

Donger Shao, who was labeled as a villain, didn't know anything. He took out the things in several shopping bags by category: "Yuyou, there are quite a lot of these things. What are you going to do tonight?"

"Ah!" Wu You responded: "Mom, sit down, I'll go and cook." After speaking, he took off his down jacket and hung it on the hanger before entering the kitchen.

Dongfang Lin remembered what his subordinate said, took off his coat and stuffed it into Wu You's hand: "What are you talking about, I'll wash the vegetables, the water is a bit cold." After speaking, he pushed him out of the kitchen.

Wu You felt that his boss was out of his mind, didn't he usually come back to eat ready-made ones?Why did you learn to wash vegetables today?

"You, you can eat whatever you want, wash whatever you want." Wu You took the coat and hung it on the hanger.

Yang Xu sat on the sofa and watched their interaction, with mixed emotions in her heart, and didn't know what to say.

"You child, what do you mean I want to eat." Dongfang Lin smiled at him, and then leaned out from the kitchen: "Auntie, what do you want to eat tonight?"

Woohoo, they are a couple, and the son only asks that bastard man what he wants to eat, but doesn't ask his mother what he wants to eat! !

Yang Xu's heart was broken, and she couldn't show a good face: "Mom can eat anything, and I'm not picky."

"Okay." Dongfang Lin retracted his head, and the more he thought about what he just said, the more he felt something was wrong.What is Aunt saying?Mother?Eh?I was the one who asked that sentence just now, right?Shouldn't it be Auntie? ?

His eyes suddenly lit up, and Fu Ling's heart came.

Fuck, it must be the daughter-in-law who told her aunt a long time ago, bah, it was the mother who told her about the two of us. This is the mother-in-law who came to see the son-in-law!Although he gave himself a slap in the face at the door, doesn't this sound of mother mean that he agrees with himself? ?

Thinking of this, Dongfang Lin almost sang Dongfanghong!

My daughter-in-law is such an awkward little guy hahahaha, she obviously likes what she likes so much that she is too embarrassed to tell herself that she won't let herself come back, hum!Fortunately, I was not fooled, otherwise how would I coax my mother-in-law in the future!It will definitely be worn by the mother-in-law!

Donger Shao was excited all night, wishing to dance a wild Yangko to express his happiness.But he caught it! ! !He completely pretended to be gentle, considerate, kind, decent, generous, and understanding! ! !

I don't eat tofu either!No more nasty words!Around the mother-in-law inside and out!All I have to do is wash my mother-in-law's feet! ! !

Wu Xiaoyou pulled him into the toilet in horror: "You, have you taken a fancy to me, my mother?" Oh my god! !This is not normal! ! !

Dong Er Shao was almost blown out of anger!He rolled his eyes, thinking that you are jealous, right?Let you play with me!snort!

"No, your mother is my mother. You should be nice to your mother. Besides, she is tired after traveling so far. I see her washing clothes and tidying up the room all afternoon. It is right to take care of her a few more times. Right?" Second Young Master Dong pinched Wu Xiaoyou's fleshy chin: "What are you thinking about?"

"Oh..." It turned out to be like this!Wu You nodded: "Then, thank you, thank you."

"It's okay, I should do it." Second Young Master Dong's smile was upright, and the cunning hidden inside was almost invisible at all!

Yang Xu didn't mention letting them sleep in separate beds, Dongfang Lin pretended not to know, Wu Xiaoyou didn't think of this at all.

When it was time to go to bed at night, Wu You got into bed and looked at Dongfang Lin who was looking at the computer: "My mother is beautiful, isn't she?"

"Well, a big beauty." Dong Er seldom praised: "It's a pity that you don't follow her at all."

Wu You sighed: "Yes, yes." He touched his chin: "I'm really, thin, thin?"

"I'm a little tired these days. You've lost some weight, but it's okay. You'll recover after you've been busy for a while." It's not good to be skinny and thin. If the hand feels bad, the benefits will be reduced!

"No, no!" Wu You hummed twice: "I want, lose, lose weight!"

Lose weight!Dong Er Shao immediately dismissed it in his heart, but still said: "Okay, okay, lose weight." What a duplicity little bitch!

After reading the computer, Dongfang Lin rubbed his eyes, then went to touch the eye drops on the bedside table, but couldn't find them.He leaned over and opened the drawer, then was stunned...

I was stunned! !

There is a drawer of condoms and ointments! ! !

What does this mean? ? ?

Could it be prepared by the mother-in-law? ? ?

Damn mother-in-law, you are really considerate! ! !

But your son doesn't let me do it now that the window paper is not open! !

Your son-in-law, I am still thirsty Mother-in-law, you are killing your son-in-law! ! ! !

In grief, he found his eye drops from a gap in a pile of condom boxes, turned over and sat back as if nothing had happened: "Hey, I can't find the eye drops, can you see if it's in your drawer?"

Wu You half-opened her eyes in a daze, got up to open the drawer, and muttered in her mouth: "Your eyes, eye drops, why are they here, me? My drawers are all, yes, yes... ..."

That's right, I didn't go on for a long time, just like Carker's tape, the word looped.

"What is it?" Dongfang Lin probed over to look, sure enough! !

Knew it! !

A drawer full of...mom's love! ! !

Wu You grabbed a box of Durex in horror, and held it in front of Donger Shao: "This, this thing, yes, yes, yes..."

"I didn't let it go." Dongfang Lin raised his hand to clarify: "You know I've been busy lately, leaving early and coming back late every day. Where can I buy this and put it in when I have time?"

"That, that..." It's not who you are, you pervert, I know you have bad intentions, maybe my mother put this thing...

What the hell!

Wu Xiaoyou opened her eyes wide, remembering what her mother said when she entered the door...

Dongfang Lin looked at his rich facial expressions and didn't say a word, just took the box of Durex and played with it in his hand: "I also have a drawer here, these two drawers are quite a lot of money, and they will last for a long time."

Wu You opened and closed his mouth like a fish for a long time, and lowered his head in frustration: "I, my mother, want a wife. She must, special, special, want me to find a girl, girlfriend."

Fart! ! !Our mother has already recognized me! !You still pretend to be a big-tailed wolf with me! !I thought you were a harmless little rabbit, who knew you would always run on me like this, I can't bear it! ! !

Dongfang Lin snorted coldly, turned over and pressed Wu Xiaoyou on the bed: "Huh? Looking for a girlfriend? Where do you put me? Is it interesting to test me like this every day?"

Wu Xiaoyou was stunned, her mouth was opened wide, and she completely forgot to push him away!

Dongfang Lin's salty hands reached into his pajamas and fumbled: "Have you been coveting me for a long time? Are you very angry that I didn't kiss you? You told our mother that you liked me, why didn't I admit it face to face? ? Can't you make me happy? Bad stuff."

bad, bad thing? ?

Wu You felt that he didn't know what went wrong with the whole thing, and he struggled with all his hands and feet: "No, no, no, that's not it!" Huh, stuttering is so annoying, he didn't covet this stuff at all ! !What else is good about him other than being a boss, he's so cheap, he has to pretend to be superior, he's so stupid, so don't like him! !

"You, you misunderstood, you misunderstood!" He seemed to have figured it out a little bit.

"Where is the misunderstanding?" Dongfang Lin tore open the box and squeezed out a piece: "Our mother has prepared it for us. If you don't need it, I am too sorry for the old man's kindness."

No! ! ! !

Wu Xiaoyou grabbed her little underpants with all her strength, wanting to cry without tears: "Don't, don't make trouble, woo woo, I'll bite you!!"

"Come and bite!" Young Master Dong said cheaply, "Come, come, come... Damn it!"

Wu Xiaoyou grabbed Donger Shao's chest muscles with one bite, fulfilling his desire to be bitten...

"Mimi is going to be bitten off by you!!" Dongfang Lin cried on Wu Xiaoyou's body, clutching his chest.

Wu You was so overwhelmed that he couldn't breathe: "You, you let me bite you!" Mom, I should just bite it off for you! !

"Then I still said to kiss you, why don't you let me kiss you!" Dong Er Shao was very dissatisfied, he pinched Wu Xiaoyou's chin, pointed at the soft, tender and pink mouth that he had been coveting for a long time, ah woo Just kiss it!