I, I, I am not a snake spirit

go! "

How did old man Zhang think that his son-in-law and grandson had gone to other people's homes? He always thought that his son-in-law took his grandson to his hometown to visit his parents.The old man is over 70 years old and has never been scolded in person like this. What happened to his daughter back then made him unable to hold his head up. Now that his son-in-law and grandson do this again, his blood pressure soared: "Wu Jianguo!" He yelled at the phone that Yang Xu held up: "You bring the little bastard back to me!! You've lost all your face!!"

When the father-in-law spoke, Wu Jianguo shuddered immediately. He pulled his son up and gave Wu You a hard look: "You son of a bitch, wait for me!"

After finishing speaking, he ran away in despair...

☆, Dong Er Shao, the dove occupying the magpie's nest

When the father and son left, Wu You hurriedly closed the door, leaned against the door panel and gasped for breath, because she cried too much and was too angry just now, her hands and feet were trembling all the time, and her legs were so weak that she could hardly stand up Living.

Young Master Dong Er helped him to sit on the sofa, and packed all the bowls and chopsticks on the coffee table into the kitchen before coming out to sit beside Wu You, holding him in his arms and gently patting him on the back.

It seems that Yang Xu's quarrel has come to an end, and now her voice has also lowered, becoming very gentle: "Yuyou, have they left?"

Wu You stuck to the boss's arms, nodded, and remembered that the other party couldn't see him nodding, so he raised his mobile phone and put it to his mouth: "Let's go, let's go."

"Just leave." Yang Xu sighed, and began to scold her son: "You said you, you are almost [-], why do you cry when you say it? Huh? Crying you? If you were taken away at the beginning How nice it is to be a big girl, I don't think a girl can cry as much as you."

Wu You wiped away tears: "I, I can't help it, I can't help it." That voice was as pitiful as it could be.

"If you look like this, that girl dares to want you in the future, huh? In the future, the husband and wife will quarrel, and if you can't quarrel, you will cry? Hey, I feel heartbroken when I think of this scene, even if you follow my temperament a tenth , who do you think you're going with? You're crying." Yang Xu's fearless temper is the only one he can do against his own son.This son is too well-behaved and sensible. He usually looks silent, but he has a stubborn personality.At the beginning, I wanted him to come back to help me, so that it would be convenient for me to take care of him, but he just refused to listen, always afraid that I would be hindered, so I have been working in that supermarket for so many years.Although the department has been transferred now, no matter how good the department is, I still work for others. How can I feel comfortable being my own boss?

"If you cry like this again, be careful, I'll find an old man to marry you off!" Yang Xu felt uncomfortable hearing his son's cry: "If they still dare to go, you close the door and ask the security guards to beat them out! You What are you afraid of, they can still eat you if they can't get in? Even if they want to do it, you won't do it? Scratch that stinky shameless man so hard that he can't go out!" She gave her son a Trick: "Okay, don't cry, I'll see you in a few days, good boy."

Wu You twitched his nose twice and hummed.

The phone hung up, and the only sound in the quiet air was Wu Xiaoyou's hiccup because of crying.But at this time, Boss Dongda's heart was full of turmoil!

Oh my god, the future mother-in-law is really open-minded, if such a good son wants to marry someone, please marry me!I don't think he's a crying bag!

But it is also a troublesome thing for a daughter-in-law to cry too much. What if she accidentally makes him cry in the future?

Dongfang Lin suddenly thought of that interview again, the incident where the little rabbit tripped and slammed on the door panel and was injured, one couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Hearing this laughter, Wu Xiaoyou immediately broke free from the boss's embrace, and squinted at him: "You, you are, you are..."

"I promise I didn't read your jokes, and I didn't laugh at you." Dongfang Lin raised his hands to show his innocence for his daughter-in-law's self-esteem: "I just laughed at the father and son. It really opened my eyes."

Thinking of his father, Wu You felt uncomfortable again: "Then, that's my father, I..."

"I know you're uncomfortable and uncomfortable. I didn't expect my own father to be so annoying. But after all, he has nothing to do with you now. With me, what are you afraid of?" Dongfang Lin secretly put his arms around Wu Xiaoyou's waist , pinched the soft flesh around his waist, and felt a surge in his heart.

Wu You didn't expect his boss to be so powerful. Before he finished talking, the other party knew what he was thinking, so he looked at the boss in surprise, ignoring the salty pig's hand on his waist: "Why, how do you know? ..."

"You ask me how I know what's in your heart? Haha, don't forget who I am, I'm your boss." Isn't this nonsense, what you think is written on your face, a little discerning You can see what you are thinking and what you want to say!

The boss of Dongda gave him 32 likes for his intelligence.

Wu Xiaoyou immediately wrote the words "Boss Awesome" on his face, and looked at his boss adoringly with tear-soaked eyes.Don't say anything else, just rush to the boss for doing him a big favor today, and he will never say that the boss is a black person!

"So cook for me every day from now on." Donger Shao said.

Wu Xiaoyou nodded, willingly.Besides, if he can stay here, he can feel at ease in his heart, even if the father and son come again, he won't be afraid anymore.

Eh?So reasonable?Dong Er Shao touched his chin, and began to push his feet: "You see, I am busy all day long, my house is in a mess, and it's so lonely and boring to live alone, why don't I move in and live with you?"

Wu You: "..." Move in together?Doesn't that mean I don't have time to gossip with Niuzi and the others every day?

"Sometimes I come back late from work, and I feel very uncomfortable when I come back from the cold pot and cold stove. Can you just leave me a meal?" The boss of Dongda said in a persuasive way: "I will give you food money, utilities, and electricity every month to keep you warm in winter. fee."

"Hmm..." Wu You was a little moved.The heating bill for such a big house costs several thousand in winter, and he can save a lot by living in it.Besides, when I go to work every day, I stay at home for a period of time after get off work, and I go to bed after dinner and watch TV, no one will affect anyone...

Seeing that Wu Xiaoyou's expression began to loosen, Second Young Master Dong continued his efforts: "And I've moved here, so you don't have to worry about who will trouble you in the future, right?"

Wu You thought about the same thing, he scratched his head and said, "Then, then I have, I have a girlfriend, you, you have to, move, move."

Shrimp?Your mother is going to find you a husband, and you are looking for a fart girlfriend!What's wrong with me!Gao Fushuai doesn't understand you little dick!

The boss of Dongda showed a perfect smile: "No problem." When you love me to death, you will know that your girlfriend is just a cloud!

Wu You nodded reservedly: "Okay, okay, you can, you can move here."

"Well, I'll pack up now!" Dongfang Lin felt that it was not too late, lest something would change overnight: "I don't have much stuff, just a few changes of clothes."

Wu Xiaoyou was dumbfounded: "Now, now?"

"Wait for me." Dongfang Lin squeezed Wu You's chubby cheeks, turned around and rushed out: "Save the door for me."

At this time, Wu You suddenly had a bad feeling. He always felt that he seemed to have made a wrong decision. If he was familiar with someone, or if he was familiar with his boss under the same roof, would it attract people to gossip?Besides, even if others don't gossip, it can't stop...

His eyes drifted to Niuzi who was licking fur on the TV cabinet, Niuzi licked her hair twice, then looked up at the shit shoveler: "Congratulations meow~"

"Congratulations meow, congratulations meow!!" Dahei ran back and forth in the living room excitedly: "Oh, I finally live with your man, meow, do you all live upstairs? Want to sleep together meow? Have a baby meow?"

Wu You: "..."

How could he forget these two gossips! ! !It is estimated that by tomorrow morning, the whole city of B will know that his man has lived in his house! !No, bah bah, who is his man! !He likes big girls, big girls with soft breasts!

Wu Xiaoyou stretched out two paws, and grabbed two virtual hands in the air, feeling sad.He has lived such an old age, and he has never touched a big girl, he is so heartbroken that he can't speak!

"Do you want us to help you get revenge and go back to meow?" Niuzi finally finished adding hair, stretched her waist long, and then rushed to Wu You's arms and lay down in Wu You's arms: "Punish meow."

Wu You thought for a while, then nodded: "Don't hurt anyone, stay away from that, that Wu, Wu Hongwei, stay away, stay away."

"I know meow, he is not a good thing, sooner or later he will be punished meow." As soon as she saw Wu Hongwei, she could feel the strong resentment left by the killed animals on him. When he was around, Niuzi wanted to pounce on him. He enjoyed scratching his face, but he was afraid of causing trouble for the shit shovel officer, so he had to bear it.But when they get home...

Hehe, bullying Wu Xiaoyou, who is the only one who can get along with animals, really deserves a beating!

One person and two cats were chatting, and Dong Ershao came in dragging a big box after packing up.

Wu Youmu looked at him carrying things home one after another with a stern face. How about a few changes of clothes as agreed? ?

What's wrong with the three big air boxes?What's the trouble with moving the computer in?What's the fuss about bringing in the quilt and pillow?Oh, yes, he had to prepare this himself, but what about the other things?

Wu You pointed to the box: "This, this..." So much? ?

"Well, I have a few suits, a box of underwear, a box of socks, and a lot of clothes for winter." Dongfang Lin is not ashamed that this has exceeded the scope of the few clothes he said: "I use the computer to play For games, laptops for work, pillows and quilts...you know this too. Well, you live upstairs, right? I live upstairs too, so let’s live with you. Your downstairs room has been empty for a long time, I guess it’s a bit tide, I’ll move in a few days.” Let’s talk about it in a few days, hehe.

"But, but..." But there is only one bed upstairs!

"I sleep very honestly. I don't snore, grind my teeth, or talk in my sleep." Boss Dongda held the clothes box with his left hand and creaked the quilt and pillow with his right hand: "Besides, the two of you can talk for a while when you sleep together, even if it's thunder. You don't have to be afraid, I can protect you."

I am not afraid of thunder!Who else wants to chat with you at night! !

Seeing such a domineering bandit boss, Wu You finally knew what was going on with his bad premonition.

Nima, this is definitely a dove occupying a magpie's nest!

Boss, I was wrong, can you move back to live? ?

☆、【Fanwai】Beautiful Christmas Eve

Dong Dahu and Wu Xiaotu have been dating for almost a year, and this is their first Christmas Eve.

Dongfang Lin booked a romantic table for two at a petty bourgeoisie restaurant that is said to have good environment and good food, which specializes in couples’ set menus. He started to get excited a week before Christmas Eve, imagining that he would kiss me with the little rabbit that day, I’m sweet Honey, you, me, and I will have a beautiful sex when I come back tonight, it's really not too exciting!

Every festival is the busiest time for Wu You, but there is not much to do that day. As long as there are no emergencies, the Propaganda Department can wait for the next day to see the results and analyze them.

So after get off work, Second Young Master Dong couldn't wait to drag his wife out, eager to have a couple's feast.Wu Xiaoyou's mentality towards him was attributed to the uncomfortable style of snake spirits burned by rich people. A meal is the cheapest 660, and it is thousands of expensive. It is too wasteful for two people to eat!Originally, he said he wanted to go home and cook, but Dong Er Shao refused to let him die.

After all, Christmas Eve is only once a year, and Dongfang Lin tried his best to give Wu Xiaoyou a wonderful night that he will never forget. Why not have a couple's meal first, then go to the cinema to watch a movie, and then go for a swim in the Che River? Group photos in front of the Christmas tree in the largest square over there.

It would be even more perfect if it snowed a little more.

It's a pity that Donger Shao, who was dazzled by the excitement, forgot one thing, that is...

What the hell, there are countless people wanting to celebrate Christmas Eve once a year!

There are so many people on the street! !

I can't walk when I'm stuck in a car! ! !

What's wrong with walking faster than driving? ?

Those peddlers who sell roses, don’t sell flowers only because of the beauties in the car. I have a daughter-in-law sitting next to me. You should come and take a look! !

They have been stuck in this street for almost half an hour, Wu You yawned and rubbed his belly: "Hungry."

The boss of Dongda is crying, he is also hungry, the problem is that the restaurant is not far away and they can't live without it!

Finally, the traffic began to move forward, and Dongfang Lin turned on the turn signal to go down to the side road.Who knew that a taxi suddenly turned from the side road at this time, and the two cars were too close to each other, and an intimate collision occurred.

The blue veins on Donger Shao's forehead burst out, he held back his anger, maintained the appearance of five people and six people living in front of his wife, and forced a smile: "Forget it, there are so many cars, collisions are inevitable, I think It’s not that bad, so let’s spare the driver, they’re not easy to blame, it’s so cold..."

Before he finished speaking, a tall man got out of the taxi and walked straight towards them.

Wu You pursed her lips: "Don't, don't fight."

"No..." Dongfang Lin gritted his teeth and opened the car door and walked down, thinking that I will let you go, what else do you want?

Unexpectedly, the man stuffed a business card into his hand: "I'm sorry buddy, I was in a hurry to take my wife to dinner, I'm sorry to wipe your car, I will pay you how much, just send me the list." After speaking, he turned his head He ran back again, and drove away.

Dongfang Lin looked at the business card in his hand, on which was written the name of a law firm, and the lawyer's name was in three big bold characters: Ji Honghe.

Damn it, lawyers are doing side jobs and renting out these days?Are lawyers that hard to mess with?

Second Young Master Dong sighed for a while, stuffed his business card into his pocket, and turned back to the car.

The underground parking lot is already full, and the ground is even more crowded.Boss Dongda drove the car around twice, and finally parked the car at the right time, heaving a sigh of relief.Because the cars were parked very densely, the door could only open a small crack.The two squeezed sideways through the crack of the door, and then passed through the crowded parking lot, finally arriving at the legendary couple's restaurant.

The restaurant is very lively, there are people inside and out, and there are a large group of people waiting outside, almost all young couples.Since there were not enough waiting chairs, the girl sat on the boy's lap, hugged her boyfriend's neck, lowered her head and whispered, looking extremely sweet.

"I've reserved a table." Dongfang Lin nodded to the head waiter of the restaurant: "My surname is Dong."

Didn't the foreman see anything?His eyes only glanced at the two of them, and then he smiled and led them to the pre-booked seats.

Originally, the restaurant was not allowed to book tables in advance because of the festival, but who made the owner of Dongda feel good?Directly through the twisted relationship, he forced that good position to wait for them for a long time.

The small square table is near the window, and on the table is a light blue vase with a thin neck, and a delicate red rose is placed in the vase.

Wu You looked at the couples around him, blushed and sat down with a thick neck: "Okay, there are a lot of people."

"Naturally there are a lot of people during the festival. The set meal I ordered should be served soon." Dongfang Lin didn't care about the gazes of others, and rubbed Wu You's leg with his long legs under the cover of the tablecloth: "How do you feel?"

Wu You looked around and saw that they were all male and female couples, so embarrassing: "Curious, strange, we, we are good, it seems to be cheating, cheating."

Steal, have an affair? ? ?Dongfang Linqi's liver hurts: "Where did you cheat? Let's go out to eat openly! What's on your mind?"

Wu You just pursed his lips and smiled, and stretched out his hand under the table to touch the other party's leg: "I, I'm just joking, just playing."

Dong Er Shao rolled his eyes, and expressed his dissatisfaction angrily, but he grabbed the soft little paw under the table and pinched it over and over again.

Beautiful meals arrived quickly, in small portions, but with nice names.

What kind of heart-to-heart relationship, flying together, singing and singing, etc., make people happy to eat, and spend money willingly.

Because I have to drive in a while, all the drinks in the set meal have been changed to freshly squeezed juice, which is very sweet and delicious.

Just halfway through the meal, there was commotion at the door, and the noise became louder and louder, attracting everyone who was eating to look over.

It turned out that several couples waited too long, and some people became dissatisfied and quarreled with the foreman.One of the girls looked at the people in the room, and her gaze fell on Wu You's table: "What's the matter? Didn't you say a couple's restaurant? There are actually two men occupying the seats here. Was it intentional? Even if you are single, don't make such a fuss? Occupying a position can make you not single? Bai Chang is a dog, why do you always do this kind of thing. "

Jiao Didi's voice sounded, causing everyone to look at Dong Er Shao and Wu You, with sarcasm and sarcasm in their eyes.

"Ma'am, all the people who come to the restaurant are customers, please don't worry, there will be vacant seats soon." The head waiter said with a smile, and asked the waiter to bring them some snacks to pass the time.

"I've been waiting for more than half an hour, isn't it just for a meal, can you hurry up." The girl was obviously unwilling, and she pushed the boy next to her hard: "What should I do, I told you to come out earlier. Yes, I can't even eat now." While talking, he cast his eyes at Wu You's table.

For the sake of his girlfriend, the boy bravely came to them: "Sir, that... can you eat it sooner, I, I..." He held back for a long time, but couldn't utter a sentence suitable to drive people away if.

Originally, this meal was quite good, but now that he was being disturbed like this, Wu You lost his appetite.He looked at Dongfang Lin in embarrassment: "Yes, or should we go?"

Dong Er Shao was also half-dead from anger, what do you mean?If you bring your girlfriend to dinner, why can't I bring my wife?

"Our food hasn't finished yet, you are coming to occupy a seat?" He put down his chopsticks and sneered: "We can't have two men eating here together? Is there a rule that it must be a man and a woman?"

"Mr. Dong, I'm really sorry." The foreman didn't want to make trouble either, so she persuaded the boy: "Sir, please wait for a while."

"How much is your table, I'll pay." The girl stepped on her high-heeled shoes and twisted over: "If you have the skill, you might as well go wandering on the road and find someone who can celebrate the festival if you can't help it. Why bother?" it's here?"

Dongfang Lin was so angry, he stood up abruptly, his face livid: "What do you mean?"

"Oh, oh, don't make noise." Wu You tugged on Donger Shao's arm. He didn't want to see the newspaper headlines the next day saying that two men occupied the couple's seat on Valentine's Day and had a big fight with a young couple. news.

The girl took out a stack of red banknotes and stuffed them into Wu You's hands: "Okay, you won't suffer."

With banknotes in one hand and Er Shao Dong in the other, Wu You ran away without looking back under the fiery eyes of a group of people.

Dongfang Lin is so angry, who did he provoke today?First, there was a traffic jam, then the car was hit by a collision, and now I can't eat well, can we still make people have a good holiday?

"Don't be angry." Wu You held the banknotes, and casually pointed to a small restaurant that looked good, "Let's go eat something first? We're not full..."

Angrily, Dong Er Shao was dragged into the small restaurant by his wife. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the taxi driver who was a part-time lawyer chatting with a man at the door.

The taxi driver saw him and was stunned: "Oh, what's the matter, buddy, didn't I say to send me the bill later? Why did you come to the door?"

Who the hell came to the door? You treat me as if I want that little money? ?Young Master Dong clutched his chest, always feeling a mouthful of blood in his heart, wanting to spit in someone's face.

"No, no, we didn't eat, so we just found a place to eat." Wu You obviously felt the muscles on Dongfang Lin's arms tighten, and he quickly smiled: "Yes, is there a place?" ?”

The taxi driver looked them up and down, and grinned: "Yes, yes, lovers' seats, right? The lovers' seats are upstairs, with semi-open small rooms, clean. There happens to be one reserved for others. I stayed, but I guess the two of them won't be able to come today, so it's cheaper for you. Shitou, I took them directly upstairs."

"Go." The handsome man who looked like the manager of the lobby nodded and went on to do other things.

"You, how do you know, know me, we..." Wu You blushed so much that he was about to bleed when he heard the word lover seat.

"We are all the same, so why be ashamed." The driver laughed loudly: "My name is Xia Qiming, you can call me Lao Xia. Oh, today is really fate, let's make friends. By the way, I will give you that business card It’s my wife’s, and I’m just the driver, without a business card, hahaha.” Lao Xia kept laughing and led them to their seats: “When you come here to eat in the future, mention my name, and I’ll give you a [-]% discount.”

I don't lack your [-]% off!Dongfang Lin looked at the man who claimed to be Lao Xia, and his face finally softened: "Thank you then."

"You're welcome, I'm close to the boss here. Hey, Nail, come and order a dish, give the buddies at this table a [-]% discount, and send two peace fruits and roses." After Lao Xia shouted, he smiled again Looking at them: "Then you sit down, I'm going to find my wife." After speaking, he left cheerfully.

The meal was good, and it was past ten o'clock after the meal, and the time for the movie tickets booked in advance had already passed, even if I used to go now, I guess I could watch the ending at most.

Dongfang Lin was extremely depressed. After paying the bill, he took the apple he gave away and looked at the little rabbit who was full and started to yawn: "How about we go directly to the square?"

Wu You rubbed his eyes: "Hurry up, forget it soon, I guess the square is full of people."

"Could it be possible to go home like this?" Second Young Master Dong was extremely depressed.

"Go back, go back, come on, sleepy..." Wu Xiaoyou's voice was soft, and he yawned again.

Forget it, the daughter-in-law is what she says.Mom, it's a big deal to make up for today's regrets tomorrow, and it's not a loss to be able to have sex with my wife now when I go back.

The two went downstairs, and the handsome lobby manager smiled and presented a discount card: "Welcome to our store next time."

Pushing open the door, a gust of cold wind hits, and the outside is already white.

Snowflakes are falling one after another, covering the feasting and feasting of the entire city.

"It's snowing." Wu Xiaoyou said, white smoke surrounded his face.

Dongfang Lin stretched out his hand to grab the little rabbit's paw and squeezed it in his palm: "Go slowly, don't fall."

The two of them drove home slowly in the car. When they passed by the square, they saw countless couples gathering there. The huge Christmas tree glowed with colorful lights, which was extremely beautiful against the backdrop of white snow.

There was the sound of jingle bells, and a policeman quickly ran to the door of the 24-hour convenience store after patrolling the street, took out a big apple from his pocket, and stuffed it into the hands of another handsome man: "Merry Christmas , Momo."

After finally returning home, Wu Xiaoyou was about to become paralyzed from exhaustion. He rolled into the bed without taking a shower, and was about to snore when he closed his eyes.

"Daughter-in-law..." Where's the promised sex?Woohoo, this is their first Christmas Eve together! !

Wu You was pinned down by the man, so sleepy and drowsy, he kicked the man under his legs: "Don't make trouble... sleepy..." After speaking, he fell asleep with his head tilted.

Dongfang Lin clutched his bird, and curled up into a lump, with cold sweat on his forehead: "Mom, mom..." It's killing me!

Snowflakes were falling in a joyous atmosphere, Dongfang Lin got into bed aggrieved, put his arms around his wife, and complained: "Next year, I won't go out again, never, never, never again!"

Good Christmas Eve, happy everyone~

☆, disillusioned pseudo male god

The next day, Wu You got up with dark circles under his eyes, and looked resentfully at the sprawled man sleeping beside him.

He is really not used to the feeling of suddenly having a living creature beside him, especially this living creature likes to hug things when he sleeps at night, you can hug it if you say so, it is warm even in cold weather, but can you f I still pinch my stomach under the bed!Mom, did you pinch my little belly? ?

Wu You glared at the boss a few times, if eyes can kill, then it will definitely stab him full of holes!pity……

He came to the bathroom with a mournful face, splashed cold water on his face, and finally regained consciousness.It’s already November, and the heating hasn’t come on yet, and he can’t always turn on the air conditioner. Once, he was too warm and turned on the air conditioner all night, but in the middle of the night, he had a nosebleed because he was too dry. When he woke up, he lost blood all over his body. Long heads are dizzy.Since then, I will turn off the air conditioner every day before going to bed, and then warm myself in the bed.But because of this, getting up every morning is a torment, and I wish I could resign every minute and grow into a whole with the bed at home.

It's so cold!

Just after brushing my teeth, I saw someone yawning and wearing a small trousers came in, rubbing his eyes with one hand and scratching his body with the other hand: "Well, why do you get up so early?" Saying that, he walked to the toilet, Take out the bird and start pouring water.

Damn, do you think I like to get up so early? It's because I didn't sleep well all night, you bastard!Wu You glanced at him with black lines all over his head: "Xi, I'm used to it."

"Hmm..." Dongfang Lin urinated, shivering and returned to the bed: "Turn on the air conditioner, Emma is so cold!"

Freeze you down!

Wu You dug out the remote control of the air conditioner from among a pile of clothes, and turned on the warm air.After a while, the room was as warm as spring.

Dongfang Lin quickly put on the shirt and sweater he had prepared long ago, then pulled out a pair of fleece trousers from the suit trousers he took off last night, and kicked them in with his toes tensed.

Wu You looked amused: "You, you don't even unbutton your shirt, button?"

Dongfang Lin squinted at him: "Who told you that you have to unbutton your shirt? You only need to unbutton your shirt when you wash your shirt."

The world of the rich is really unpredictable! !

Wu You touched his fleece shirt and decided not to speak.

"Look, my cashmere thermal pants!" Dong Er Shao put on his pants, and started jumping up and down as if he had come to life, and approached Wu You: "Does it look like my legs have grown?"

Wu Xiaoyou took a step back: "Brush your teeth, bad breath."

Dong Er Shao's face turned black: "You stink!" He sneaked a breath into his palm, sniffed it, and wrinkled his face.

It really stinks...

Young Master Dong Er was brushing his teeth. Wu You went downstairs to shovel poop, feed and water the cat. Seeing that it was more than an hour before going to work, he took his coat and keys: "I, I'm going out to buy food. You are at home, wait!"

"Got it!!" Dongfang Lin shouted indistinctly with bubbles in his mouth.

Live ancestors!

Wu You was particularly worried. He felt that he really shouldn't lure wolves into the house because of momentary gratitude. Now it's all right. Not only do they have to sleep with him, but they also have to serve food and drink. They are more troublesome than Niuzi and the others. It's almost never happened this day up!

Chirping in my heart, I kept coming to the pancake stand: "Two, two pancakes, I want two, two eggs."

"Okay!" The pancake vendor looked at him with a smile, "Why do you want to eat two today?"

"Come home, come friends." Wu You shrank his neck from the cold wind: "I'll go to make soy milk first."

Carrying a thermos bucket of soy milk, the two big pancakes trotted home all the way. As soon as they entered the door, they saw someone washed up and dressed, five of them were sitting on the sofa watching the morning news.I remember that when he first moved here, he went out for a run every morning, but he stayed in bed on the first day after moving here.It is estimated that if it is not up by yourself, this product will not be up!

Wu You put the thermos and pancakes on the coffee table, and cursed in her heart: I should really take a picture of his messy hair in the morning and his face full of eye feces to show his admirers, how disillusioned!No matter how handsome or rich people are, they will fart, burp and get up early with bad breath, what is there to like!

I really don't understand the hearts of those strange women who call him gods!

The two entered the company one after the other against the cold wind. When they ran into the elevator, Wu You pretended not to see the boss strolling behind him, and pressed the close button trembling.

"Hey, there are still people behind." The people who are halfway up the elevator are always quick-eyed: "Hi, boss, stand inside."

Dongfang Lin nodded with a friendly smile, bewildered by a group of women of different ages.He turned around to face the elevator door, and then gave Wu You a blank stare.This guy actually wants to shut himself out, isn't he too courageous?I really owe a lesson!

Just after punching the card, the buttocks were not even warmed by the stool, and the glutinous rice balls wrapped in fragrant wind swept in: "Oh, the puppy downstairs is about to give birth, who are you going to see?" He hurriedly took off his body The bulky down jacket reveals a long V-neck rainbow series long sweater and a small rabbit fur scarf: "Wu Xiaoyou go to see the puppy!"

Wu You was sneezed by Xun, and put on the thick clothes that had just been taken off: "Boss, boss, you just stay here, and continue like this?" You really need style and not temperature, even if the security room has heating, you It's cold to run in this way!

"Is it pretty?" Tangyuan twisted it, then took out a furry hat from her bag and put it on: "Isn't it very cute?"

It's a special snake spirit disease!Wu You nodded against his will, and walked out in silence, Xiao Ma and the others repeatedly praised him, and those who praised were not to be rejected.

Conscience is thrown away! !

After entering the security room, I found Mother Dog, a dog with no lower limit of integrity, half lying in the arms of the head security guard, whimpering and acting like a baby.The man didn't dislike it either, he put his arm around its head and stroked its swollen belly with the other.There was a puddle of water dripping down the stomach.The puppy was throbbing and arching outwards in its stomach, but it just couldn't survive.

"Wang, it must be the king of dogs." The mother dog did not forget her original intention: "It's too big to give birth, it hurts so much!"

Wu You squatted down anxiously, holding the dog's mother's paw: "Difficult, difficult labor, what should I do?"

"I called the veterinarian, he is rushing here." The head of the security guard said in a low and gentle voice, "Ninny, don't be afraid..."

Tang Yuan'er was so fascinated by the man's sexy look, she took advantage of the mother dog's inability to cock up and squeezed to his side: "Don't be afraid, little dog, it's so pitiful, ah, Ah Choo!"

The head of security looked at him as if he was looking at a snake again: "Aren't you cold?"

"No, it's not cold..." Tang Yuan'er shivered and closed the door completely, and lowered the heavy curtain: "There is heating, it's not cold... Achoo!"

The head of the security raised his thick eyebrows: "You put on my coat first, and take a green one hanging over there. By the way, you don't think it's dirty?" I asked indifferently.

"No, I don't dislike it!" How can I dislike it, I can't wait to shout happily! !Tang Yuan'er pounced on her and wrapped her dirty green army coat around her body, surrounded by a strong masculine breath: "It's so warm..."

The head of the security guard and Wu You were shocked by his arrogance, and decided not to talk to this guy anymore.

"Fox!" spat the mother dog who had a new name.

The veterinarian Kang Ming and the boss Dongfang Lin rushed in one after the other, bringing in a gust of cold wind.As soon as Dongfang Lin closed the door and looked up, he saw glutinous rice balls filled with pink bubbles, wrapped in a half-new military coat, squatting beside Xie Hao, his big eyes with eyelashes flickering, a Discharge the man vigorously.

Sao!arrive!Home!up!

Dongfang Lin prayed for Xie Hao, then stood beside Wu You and asked, "How is it?"

"The puppy is a bit big, and it's difficult to give birth." Kang Ming quickly gave her an injection, then stroked her belly vigorously, and put one hand under her tail.

I don't know whether it was the effect of the needle or the hostility of the nannies towards the glutinous rice balls turned into strength. The first puppy finally wailed.