I, I, I am not a snake spirit

It is a happy thing to say that as long as you don't open your mouth to talk.

But obviously someone couldn't see him being happy.

Tang Yuanyuan was obviously paranoid about Wu Xiaoyou's stuttering. He felt that as a leader, it was necessary for him to improve the quality of his subordinates so that they could grow up in minutes.

"Wu You, it's okay, you can speak freely~Stuttering is not a disease, you have to overcome your reluctance to speak, come, look at me, and tell me what do you think about this plan?" October has cooled down in the north, and everyone cheered. Take out the sweater and thick coat.Tangyuan is wearing a rainbow outfit today, colorful thin scarves, colorful sweaters, red close-fitting pants and high boots. When she pokes there, she looks like a rainbow lollipop.

Wu You looked at this lollipop, and couldn't open his mouth.

Tang Yuan covered her heart and sighed: "I think you are very good at typing in the group, why don't you like to open your mouth to talk? You know, sometimes tone and expression will make your plan more convincing. Come on, put your Tell me this analysis vividly, don't be nervous, just treat me as your girlfriend."

I'm not nervous, and I don't have a girlfriend! !

Wu You thinks that he is good as a leader, but this is not good, he likes to meddle in other people's business.

Mom, I don't like to talk, what's the matter!Are you tired of stuttering? ?It takes a long time for me to ink the matter that you can solve with just a few words! ! !

He held his own plan, and began to read: "Because, because it is big, everyone has one, one, one, curiosity. So, so use, use, use, west, west and, east, east, east Festivals, festivals combine, combine..." While reading it, I poked Tang Yuanyuan's little man in my heart, mom, mom, what's the matter with that fake intoxicated expression on your face?Don't think that I will be fooled by you!In fact, you are already overjoyed in your heart! !

Rainbow Bang Bang Tangyuan'er was really happy, but it wasn't because of Wu You's stuttering, but because of his daring to speak out, and the way he poked himself with a small-eyed knife BIUBIUBIU was too much. Funny.It's really hard to imagine a person who is 27 years old and has been working for five or six years. How can he still behave like a child?Everything I thought in my heart was brought out on my face. Fortunately, I met him as a good leader, otherwise there would be no bones left that would have been gnawed by others as soon as I went out.

After reading a thousand-word plan for more than half an hour, Wu You finally stopped.He came out like this every day, and he was really exhausted physically and mentally.

"It's very thoughtful, everyone applauds Wu You as encouragement." Tang Yuan took the lead and babbled.

Xiao Ma and Liu Gang silently put the wax on Wu Xiaoyou in their hearts, they kept their hands on, and they shot so vigorously that they almost shouted to do it again.

Wu Xiaoyou's expression was numb, and she looked at Tang Yuanyuan expressionlessly, waiting for the next instruction.

Tang Yuanyuan sighed and let him go: "Look, your reading today is much smoother than the first time. People just have to learn to challenge. The worse you are, the more you have to overcome~"

Then why don't you challenge your sissy to be more masculine! !Challenge your tail to take the lead! ! !Wu You attacked the glutinous rice balls in his heart, and smashed the glutinous rice balls into a pile of shit with a set of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.

"Our goal is!!" Tang Yuanyuan clapped his hands.

Here we go again...

The three poor cats raised their fists: "Develop your brain, plan well, and defeat the whole universe!"

Seeing Tang Yuanyuan float away happily, Xiao Ma covered his face and murmured, "How can I live like this? I feel like suffering every day. On one side is the endless ocean of knowledge, on the other side is the mental attack of a bitch, Yesterday I found out that I had a raised little finger, and I almost burst into tears!!"

Liu Gang chuckled: "That's a big deal, I actually think his clothes look better today than yesterday's, there's something wrong with his aesthetics!"

Wu Xiaoyou: "Special, special, special, special..."

"You really want to beat him up, don't you?" Xiao Ma added.

Wu You nodded: "Yes, yes!"

"We all think... I thought about it yesterday, which one is more lethal, a sloppy idiot or a capable sissy, and I can't figure it out after thinking about it for a long time." Xiao Ma sighed.

"The mental attack of a motherfucker is definitely stronger than that of an idiot." Liu Gang rubbed his face vigorously: "Don't talk, hurry up and sort out the information. Yesterday I saw that the event promotion of XX Supermarket in the United States was very interesting. That's what I thought... ..."

The three of them got together again, combined the existing things with the advantages of other places, and made a feasible simulation. If this is an animation, then you can definitely see whether a small light bulb will pop out of each of them, whoosh Whoosh bright.

"Brother Erdong~~" Tang Yuanyuan took his flamboyant pink water cup and twisted into Dongfang Lin's office: "Long time no see, don't you think I haven't~"

Dong Er Shao was annoyed by Zhou Qi's annoyance, and when he saw Tang Yuanyuan coming in, he became even more annoyed: "Why do you miss you? Are you making money?"

"Do you hate it~" Tang Yuanyuan smiled and punched Dongfang Lin: "Hey, we don't prohibit office romance here?" He blinked and looked at Dongfang Lin.

The boss of Dongda was alert: "I warn you, Tang Yuaner, rabbits don't even eat the grass beside the nest! Who are you looking at again?"

"What do you mean, do you hate it~" Tang Yuan chuckled, "I think that Wu You is very interesting, do you think we are compatible?"

Do you think we are compatible...

Do we match...

Does it match...

what...

I haven't made a move yet, you f*ck want to poach my corner? ? ?

The boss of Dongda got angry and slapped the table: "Tang Yuanyuan, if you dare to mess with me in the office, be careful and I will fire you!" Damn!So he wasn't the only one who fell in love with that little stutter?This little bitch has a damn good eye!

What an annoyance!

☆, was confessed!

Tang Yuanyuan, who was reprimanded by the boss, was unhappy, and complained: "Didn't silly Zhou also flirt with Brother Jun Jun? Why don't you care?"

Silly Zhou stared: "Junjun comes once a month, it's not an office romance! And you bitch dare to call me a nickname? Do you want to die?"

"Silly Zhou, silly Zhou, silly Zhou!!" Tang Yuan'er pinched her waist, "Who is that bitch, who is that bitch? Those two eyeballs on your face are for eating? Why is my mother so mighty and domineering? You bastard!"

"Damn it, you dress like a Christmas tree and call yourself an old lady. How dare you say you're mighty and domineering, you're out of your mind, you bitch!"

"Fool Week!!"

"Sissy Soup!!"

"enough!!!"

Dongfang Lin had a splitting headache: "Get out of here!!!"

Zhou Qi and Tang Yuanyuan were kicked out, and they didn't like each other.

Tang Yuan'er stomped her feet: "Hmph, I don't have a common language with you, so I'm going to find a puppy to play with."

Zhou Qi sneered: "That's a bitch, she's pregnant, so she doesn't like you."

"Die!" Tang Yuanyuan pushed Young Master Zhou away, and ran away with a strong fragrance.

Dongfang Lin lay faceless on the desk and covered his face, feeling that he met people unkindly, and was fooled into taking over this mess. Even if he met a funny mascot, it couldn't offset the damage of having two bastards around him. Heart is too tired.

In fact, he was not the only one who felt tired. Wu You went shopping after work, and then ran into his little apprentice Wang Nannan whom he hadn't seen for a long time.Before he could finish expressing the word happy, he was dragged into the locker room by his apprentice.

"Nan Nan, yes, what's the matter?" Wu You held potatoes and radishes in his left hand and fish and mutton chops in his right.

Wang Nannan looked at the man in front of him. He hadn't seen him for a month because of the shift change. He thought it would be difficult for him to work in the new department, but now when he saw him, he found that although he had lost some weight, his complexion was still better than before. Well, people have also become spiritual.

He suddenly had a sense of crisis, and felt that if he didn't hold on tight, this person would disappear from his side.

"You..." Wang Nannan swallowed hard, his palms were sweating because of nervousness, and he grabbed his pants nervously: "Are you okay in the new department?"

"Very, very good." Wu You smiled: "He, they, all, take good care of me. The leader is also very good."

"Oh..." Wang Nannan was shrouded in a faint sense of loss. If this person is not good, he would have many reasons to get him by his side and develop somewhere else with him. It would be great to have him cover him.

"You, what's the matter with you? No, unhappy, heart?" Wu You was surprised, why did the other party look unhappy when he said that he had a good life?

"I, I..." Wang Nannan's heart thumped, he pushed the person against the wall, and looked down at that round face condescendingly: "I like you!"

Wu You was stunned: "Huh? I, I, I also, quite, like, yours." What's wrong?The two have worked together for so long, does he hate himself even if he doesn't like him?

Wang Nannan felt discouraged as if his fist was hitting the cotton, and he took a deep breath: "I want to have sex with you!"

Wu You was completely stunned, not knowing how to react at all.He lived to be 27, and he was confessed to for the first time, but it turned out that the person he confessed to was a man!Here, where is the problem?

"I, I, I, I..."

"You don't need to answer me right now, I know this matter is a bit incomprehensible to you, but I just like you and want you to be by my side, the first thing I see when I wake up every day is you, take care of you, care for you You, don't let anyone hurt you!!" Fight it out!Wang Nannan poured out all the words that had been silently said countless times in her heart: "I will resist all the pressure for you. If you don't like going to work, I am willing to raise you! If you like children, we can adopt one Cute and cute! If you..."

"Stop!" Wu You had one head and two big heads: "This, this is not, I, I, I, no, I don't like..."

"Don't say it!!" Wang Nannan grabbed his shoulder tightly and yelled, "Don't say you don't like it, please give me a chance to like you and love you!" After speaking, she was about to kiss.

"Hey, what are you doing?" The door of the locker room was pushed open, revealing Dongfang Lin's big face: "Aren't you going to work? Fishing here?"

Young Master Dong Er was so heartbroken, he went to find Wu You after get off work and learned that he had gone shopping for vegetables, so the big boss, who was full of bad thoughts and wanted to eat, wandered to the vegetable market to get the right to order, and then saw Wu Xiaoyou dragged into the locker room.

Adultery!

Dongda Fox felt a sense of crisis that he was about to be poached. He walked over and eavesdropped on the door, sneering while listening, and whipped the hoe ten thousand times in his heart.But from the conversation, we can know that Wu Xiaotu is not interested in men, uh... not interested?This is not easy.

It became more and more unbearable to listen to it further down, until the goosebumps fell down, the boss of Dongda finally couldn't stand it anymore, and pushed the door open, and the door lock that was not very secure was flicked Going out, he slammed it on the locker opposite the door, slammed it on the floor, and slid to the feet of the perpetrator.

Wang Nannan is petrified.

Wu Xiaoyou also petrified.

Dongfang Lin kicked open the door lock, stepped forward and grabbed Wang Nannan and threw it aside: "What is this for? Harassing the employees? The nature is too bad! Wang Nannan? Oh, I've seen you, tally clerk? If it wasn't for me Come in in time, why don't you tear Wu You up? Huh? Are you going to do such a wretched thing on my territory? You don't come tomorrow!"

"No, no, don't, don't..." Wu You was in a hurry. Although he didn't know why his apprentice suddenly became like this, when he heard that he was about to be fired, he quickly stopped him: "I, I, we, Make a fuss, make a fuss, play!"

Dongfang Lin glanced at the good old man Wu Rabbit: "What kind of place is this? Is there such a joke? Do you want me to prepare another bed for you two?" Just kidding!Keeping such a time bomb to harm his corner?I'm sorry for the green hat on his head if he doesn't fire him!

Ehhhhh?Boss Dongda, are you thinking too much?Wu Xiaoyou doesn't belong to your family yet!

The boss of Dongda didn't care about this. If it wasn't for the bad influence, he would be willing to piss on the territory: "Wu You, what are you doing here when you don't come home from get off work? Do you miss your days as a tallyer?"

"No, no, no..." Wu You's head was sweating anxiously, and the more anxious his tongue became, the more knotted he was: "You, you, you, you can't, you can, this, this..."

"Stop talking, I don't want to do it anyway!" Wang Nannan took a deep look at Wu You: "Yuyou, I keep my word, I hope you can give me a chance." He looked at Dongfang Lin with a sneer: " Don't bother you to fire me, I will resign myself!" After speaking, he took off his apron and fell on the table beside him, turned his head and walked out.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, say, don't, don't..." Wu You hurriedly reached out to grab him, but was robbed by Dongfang Lin: "Wu You! Do you want to be fired too?"

Wu You was dumbfounded. He looked at the boss, at the apprentice, with tears in his eyes: "You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, everything, it's all like this! Me, me, me..." What the hell is this called? Son, he's the client who hasn't made much of a fuss yet, but these two are entangled in a ball, it's unreasonable!

"Yuyou, it's okay, you wait for me, in the near future, I will hold up a sky for you..." Wang Nannan's lips curled into a smile: "Wait for me!"

Waiting for you, sir, waiting for you!Why did I wait for you!What is Yoyo, who allowed you to call me that! !And I don't want you to hold up the sky for me!What are you talking about? It's so scary, goosebumps are all over the floor, okay? ?

Wu You was very upset.

Seeing Wang Nannan who left angrily, Dongfang Lin looked at Wu You with a sneer: "Reluctant? Tsk tsk, how about you... Do you think you are a big girl?"

"You, you, you, you beg, beg, beg..." Wu You stared at Dong Er Shao angrily. Although he saved the integrity of his mouth, it doesn't mean that he can bury people at will!

"Hate it!" Dongfang Lin added to him: "Is there someone who likes the little stammer?" Damn, I was so angry, I thought I could win this guy in all likelihood, but who knew that poachers would appear one after another, and they would all be treated as such. I am dead!

"You're jealous!" It's rare that Wu You didn't stammer, and Wu You pushed Dongfang Lin away and rushed out. Halfway through the rush, he came back and picked up the plastic bag that fell on the ground because of surprise, and continued to rush out.

"In the evening, I want to drink loofah soup, scrambled eggs with tomatoes and..." Dongfang Lin glanced at the bag in Wu You's hand: "And stewed fish."

"Fart!" Wu You cursed without looking back, and ran away.

"You're the one who eats farts..." Boss Dongda rolled his eyes and looked at the door lock on the ground: "Fortunately, it's broken, otherwise I will suffer a lot!" Well, let's find someone to repair the door lock. Don't press a camera here?Well, it's easy to press one...

The boss of Dongda strolled away, and a pointed head appeared from the corner of the empty locker room, with round black bean eyes looking around: "Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi..."

Damn it, big news, Wu Xiaoyou was caught and raped!Ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend face to face!The duel between diaosi and Gao Fushuai!Gao Fushuai won but lost Wu Xiaoyou's heart!

Queen size! !Big gossip! !

Don't know how many biscuits and poutine can be replaced!

Heidouyan laughed for a long time, then swished away to spread the news.

☆、Uninvited bastard

Wu You felt that the source of all the crimes came from that bastard Dongfang Lin. Since he moved to the opposite door, nothing good has happened!

He tidied up the fish angrily, feeling very upset.

Found that the shit shoveler was in a bad mood, Niuzi and Dahei looked at each other, the two fat cats pushed me and I scratched you, finally Dahei was pressed on the floor by Niuzi and whipped, and after the pumping, he went to the kitchen aggrieved At the door: "Do you want to be a fish cat?"

Wu You hummed, raised the kitchen knife and chopped off the fish head.

Dahei shrank his neck and glanced back. Niuzi was flicking her tail at him, her big eyes were round.

"Well, there are small dried fish to eat meow?" Dahei leaned forward, the smell of fish is a kind of stimulant to him, but unfortunately the kitchen knife in the hands of the excrement shoveler is too scary, and judging by his current mood Very upset, even if you can play and roll around at ordinary times, you have to weigh how many catties of fat you have on your body at this time.

"No, no!" Wu You chopped off the tail of the fish again, held down the body of the fish and began to slice the fish meat, with a few knives, he sliced ​​off the two fattest fish meat, leaving the fish head, fish tail and the middle beam bone Put water in the soup pot on the side and start to stew fish soup: "Evening, drink, fish soup, fish, fish head here, here you are."

"That's great meow!" Dahei rolled happily on the ground, revealing his soft belly: "I'll touch your belly meow!"

Wu You glanced at it, and burst out laughing: "Go, go, one, go!"

Dahei happily walked back with his tail cocked, and just a few steps away, he saw a girl who was staring at him, so he shrank his neck and strolled back: "Well, I heard meow, you were caught and raped by your man meow ?”

Grasp!evil!

Wu Xiaoyou's petite face just flicked and hung up again, and he looked at Dahei with a dark face: "You, who do you listen to, who said it?"

Dahei shrank into the corner, trying to shrink himself into a ball: "It, they all said that meow, I also heard the pigeons say meow..." Woohoo, the shit shovel officer is so scary, will he cheat today? My own fish head soup: "Are you angry meow?"

Meow's fleeting time is not going well! ! !

Wu Xiaoyou was furious: "Then, that bastard, no, no, no, I, I am a man!!!"

Dahei continued to shrink back: "You, don't call me meow! I'm scared to death meow!"

Wu You snorted, slapped ginger and chopped green onions: "You, why do you all think that he, he, he is me, my man? Just, even, I, I don't, Girl, girlfriend, no, I will find someone, boy, boy."

Nima, is this world swollen?I lived to be 27 years old, not seven years old!After 27 years of looking for a girlfriend, suddenly rumors began to spread that I had a boyfriend, and my apprentice confessed to him...

Confession ah ah ah ah! ! !

Nima, did he take the wrong medicine? ?Still clamoring to resign! !Do you want to make yourself feel guilty? ?Where does my whole body look like a woman? ?Confess me! !This is the first time someone confessed to me at the age of 27, what the hell is it a man!Just can't play well! !

But you have never had a girlfriend, isn't it just to find a boyfriend?Dahei stroked his beard: "That man is not bad, rich and handsome, rich, and can eat small dried fish every day, meow."

Wu You glared at him suspiciously: "You, today, no, fish head, eat, eat!"

"Don't meow!!!" Dahei burst into tears, threw himself on Wu You's lap and cried, "Eat fish head meow, fish head meow!!!"

Wu You raised his leg and swept it aside, sneered: "Hmph!"

Seeing that being coquettish doesn't work, Dahei pointed straight at Niuzi: "She asked me to say meow! It's her who is her, don't give her fish head meow!!"

Seeing that she had been betrayed, Niuzi jumped up and beat him up, beating Dahei from the kitchen to the living room, from downstairs to upstairs and then rolling down.

Hearing the crackling outside, Wu You had a terrible headache.

He boiled the fish head soup, cut two pieces of fish on the side, dipped in flour and deep-fried until golden on both sides. Garlic cloves and mature vinegar, pour water and start stewing.

Stew the fish here, take out the lamb chops, cut them into small pieces and wash them, and decide to braise a radish lamb chops.

Then, he heard the doorbell.

Wu You was surprised, except for his own mother, basically no one would come to his house, and it was lunch time at this time, who would come?

He took out a few paper towels and wiped his hands, walked to the door and opened the peephole to look out, and he could see the anger on his forehead.

Damn, there is that annoying guy outside the door! !

Dongfang Lin! !

"Open the door, I see you." Dongfang Lin said lazily outside.

Shit!I didn't look at you again, how did you see it!Wu You closed the cat's eyes, and tiptoed to go back.

Outside the door, Dongfang Lin looked at the black cat eyes and sneered: "Hey, you won't open the door after seeing who I am? Are you so bold, is it because I fired your little lover? Tsk tsk, in this case, I just told HR not to fire him, how about transferring him to your side to stay with you?"

Fuck! !Wu You thought of Wang Nannan's strange look today, and the words he said while grabbing his shoulders, and a burst of cold air climbed from the tailbone to the back of the head.

Although it was true that he liked Wang Nannan quite a lot, he only liked it as a colleague, as an apprentice, or as a friend.If he ran out without taking medicine every day like today, then, wouldn't it be embarrassing to death! !

"If you don't make a sound, I will take it as your agreement. Goodbye." Dongfang Lin raised his foot and took two steps, pretending to leave the voice.

The door opened with a click, revealing Wu You's bulging face: "Stop, stop!"

As a result, when he looked up, he didn't leave at all, just poked in front of his door, looking at him happily like a door god.

This guy is so annoying...

Wu You stood at the door and didn't want him to come in.

Dongfang Lin sniffled: "Where's the stewed fish? It's good, let's fry another loofah. The loofah you planted is delicious." Then he pushed the owner of the door away and walked in spontaneously.

Really, really unreasonable!

Wu Xiaoyou gestured at Niuzi: Go, go bite him, scratch him, beat him!

Niuzi let out a soft cry, and ran to Dongfang Lin's feet and rubbed her coquettishly.

Mom, you have the backbone of a cat! !Wu You was dumbfounded.

"What a fat cat!" Dongfang Lin hugged Niuzi in his arms as soon as he bent down and began to smooth his fur: "It's so heavy, I didn't expect you to have two cats at home. By the way, do you know how to raise rabbits? My mother raises them." There are a few lop-eared rabbits, it's fun to be silly."

Rabbits are not stupid, it is you who are stupid!

Wu You closed the door sullenly, facing such a cheeky big boss, he really didn't know how to complain.

While rubbing against Dongfang Lin's palm, Niuzi meowed at Wu You: "You said it wasn't your man, they all came into the house meow!"

Wu You held his breath in his chest, choking so much that he wanted to vomit blood.

Eat the stupid cat inside and out!

A plate of stewed fish, a small pot of braised lamb chops, a small pot of milky white fish soup, fish heads and tails were removed and put into the cat food bowl, and a large plate of loofah scrambled eggs.As a single person, this kind of dinner is very rich. Wu You originally wanted to reward himself for working overtime during this period of hard work, but now he looks at the jerk man who is watching the animal world in the living room and teasing stupid cats, and his heart is itchy with hatred.

Stretch you, choke you, choke you!He silently pricked the villain in his heart, whipping the big boss over and over again.

"It smells so good." Dongfang Lin walked over happily, and put down the stupid cat in his arms to let them eat his big fish head.

"I didn't expect your craftsmanship to be so good. It seems that I will be blessed in the future." Taking advantage of Wu You not paying attention, he stretched out his hand and squeezed the egg and stuffed it into his mouth: "Well, it's delicious. I will let you go to my house when I have time." Let's compete with my mother, my mother can do everything, but she can't cook."

Wu You came out with two bowls of rice, and saw the oily spots on the corner of someone's mouth at a glance.He twitched the corners of his mouth: "Go, go wash your hands!" You don't have to be afraid of diarrhea when Mommy comes to eat after petting the cat!Those two fat cats just rolled a few laps off the floor!

Dongfang Lin licked the corner of his mouth, found the bathroom and washed his hands familiarly, and made a fuss while washing, "Ah, you actually use milk-flavored shower gel? No wonder you smell like milk, hahaha."

The milk-flavored shower gel messed with you? ?This is a special price from the supermarket, you, a rich man, naturally don't like it! !Only for dicks, do you understand? ?

asshole!

Boss Dongda came out excitedly: "You use a three-headed razor? I've never seen you grow a beard. Isn't it a waste to use this kind of razor?"

Wu You looked at the bowl of rice for him tangled, thinking whether to spit into it.

Dong Er Shao didn't have the slightest sense of being a guest, so he picked up a large piece of fish with his chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth: "Well, it's delicious. I'll pay for the grocery shopping in the future, so you can just cook for me." .”

Wu You drank two sips of fish soup and felt that he had to speak clearly.Anyway, the big boss sitting across from him, and what's more, his neighbor, how could he provoke such a thing.

"That, that, old, boss..."

"Call me Dong Ge, I don't like to hear people call me the boss, I look too old." Dongfang Lin picked up a chopsticks lamb chops and put them into Wu You's bowl: "You don't dislike me, do you? Eat, eat, eat, this lamb chops are good , You can see that you have been tired and thin all this time."

Brother Dong, your sister, thin your sister!

Wu You took a deep breath and put down the chopsticks: "Dong, Dong, Brother Dong, I, I didn't, I didn't offend you, right?"

Dongfang Lin blinked and smiled.He was still wondering when the little rabbit on the opposite side would ask, but he knew that the temper of this good-tempered little guy had absolutely nothing to do with his appearance.If it wasn't for a stutter, he would have drowned himself with saliva long ago.

But who is he, Second Young Master Dong?He is naturally thicker than others, has a thicker belly than others, and has more black and bad water than others. He has never encountered anything he can't handle when he grows up.

Thinking of this, Dongfang Lin suddenly showed a gentle smile: "Yuyou, if you have anything to say, just say it, I don't like to see you distressed, good boy..."

Wu You was dumbfounded, this, what rhythm is this?

Also, what are you doing? ?

☆, 50 yuan of lamb chops

Wu You's mind was muddled by Dong Hu's words.

Although he is 27 years old, he was very low-key and out of gregarious because of stuttering when he was in school. After finally going to work, he just kept his head down and did things. In addition, his mother at home was strong, which blocked him too much gossip and put him in a bustling city. Here, far away from his hometown, he just raised him into a simple, no, simple old man.

Ms. Yang Xu was very satisfied with this, she praised my son Xiaoyou whenever she met, he is honest and obedient, has no bad habits, and is especially caring for the family.In this way, I kept talking about it until Wu You passed her 25th birthday before starting to worry.why?Because my son is too honest and obedient and has no bad habits. Now girls are men who are not bad and they don’t love them. You are such an honest man who can’t get bored with three legs and you have a stuttering problem. I have never found a girl. friend!

For a while, Ms. Yang secretly went through her son's room in order to find some contraband. Unfortunately, the house was so clean that there wasn't even a picture of a little man with a bare buttocks.Ms. Yang was very frustrated. She sat on the floor, looked at the two fat cats in her son's house for a long time, and sighed.

What she didn't know was that Fat Cat told her son all about what she had done that day.

Wu You felt that he might be a bit frigid. He was not interested in seeing big girls, and of course he was not interested in seeing young men. The only happy thing was watching TV and chatting with his cat after a delicious meal at night. Gossip, live the life of a retired old man ahead of schedule.

So when Wang Nannan confessed to him, he was just shocked. After hearing the boss's words, the shock could no longer stop his imagination. He even wondered if he had traveled to a parallel world, where the people he knew were the same as before. The same, but they both like men!Yes, no matter how stupid he is, he has read a lot of online novels, so he will understand what he should understand!

I just don’t know which novels you read, Wu Xiaoyou, to understand what this means!

Wu Little Rabbit looked at her new big boss with the eyes of a snake spirit, and carefully organized her words: "You, you...then, that...you, no, are you not sick?"

Dongfang Lin's face darkened after boasting: "What do you mean? Huh?" Damn, you autistic little brat actually asked me if I was sick?He squinted his fox eyes and scratched the rabbit in front of him several times with an eye knife, and suddenly smiled: "Do you want to read my health report? I didn't expect you to care about me so much, it makes me very happy."

Wu You opened his mouth, he felt that no matter how he heard his words, he should be able to hear the ridicule, why did Nima go around caring?Whether you are happy or not has nothing to do with how much money I have!

He chewed heavily that he was not on the same level as this great god, so he began to get nervous. When he was nervous, he couldn't help stretching out his paws to scratch the table, making a clucking sound: "Just, that's... you, you say me, I , I'm good, this, this is wrong, right..." How can a normal man praise another man for being good?I am not your son!

Dongfang Lin laughed again, he finally knew why he always wanted to run this way and although he didn't like this little stutter at first, but now he can't get enough of it, maybe this is called love at first sight and love at second sight.

"I've fallen in love with you, do you want to think about it? Follow me, um... the benefits will be great!" The boss of Dongda originally wanted to say that if you follow me, I will treat you well and not make you feel wronged, but It suddenly occurred to me that that's what the pickaxe said today, so I immediately threw these sweet words into the sky, and replaced them with simple and easy-to-understand phrases.

The corners of Wu You's eyes twitched, he suddenly remembered a sketch, Chen Peisi put his hat on one side and said to Zhu Shimao: You can open the way for the imperial army, it will be of great benefit!This one in front of him looks like that Japanese devil, no matter how you look at it, he is uneasy and kind.He always felt that Dongfang Lin's eyeballs were green, and when he looked at him, it was like a hungry wolf seeing a fat rabbit...

I have to say, Wu Xiaoyou, you have really positioned yourself correctly.

While observing Wu Xiaoyou's expression carefully, Dongfang Lin gnawed on the braised lamb chops, and took a mouthful of oily flowers: "How about it? Think about it?"

Wu You groaned for a long time: "You, you, your mother, yes, interrupt, you, your leg!"

Dongfang Lin almost choked to death on the lamb chops, what does this mean?

"My mother doesn't care about me." He stated.This is indeed the case. He used to think that he didn't like foreign girls when he didn't look for a partner abroad, but he didn't look for them when he came back. There are many good girls around him, and he just didn't like any of them. Mom is in a hurry.Although other people's boys don't get married until they are in their thirties, but before they get married, they have made countless girls.Well, although the person you mess with is suspected of being a hooligan, but you, a man in his thirties, have never been a hooligan, which is also worrying.So every time Dong's mother thought of this incident, she planned to make tonic soup for her son, and her eyes always forgot that her son was running down the third road, and Dongfang Lin could see the cold sweat all over his body.

In fact, Donger Shao has been bored in the bathroom with Fifth Girl for countless times, but he has a kind of cleanliness, one is that he doesn't want to touch those unclean men and women, and the other is that the men and women around him are all fine He's about to grow up, he doesn't want to be exhausted by work and have to deal with these emotional messes at the same time.Especially when I saw a few good friends around me who either became like snakes because of their feelings, or played various tricks like snakes, none of them were normal.The so-called normal man who is righteous and dignified out of the mud, Dongfang Lin has taken care of his big bird for more than 30 years, and now it is finally time to let the bird fly...

Yes, it's that simple, so straightforward, so willful, and so stubborn!

To sum it up in one sentence, he is Donger Shao's bird, and he is interested in Wu Xiaoyou! ! !

There is nothing wrong with saying that a man's brain is controlled by his lower body!

Wu You's expression changed from shock to numbness, and then from numbness to a look of pity. He looked at the boss who had swept most of the food, and said quietly: "Lian, even you, mother, all, don't care about you, you,