[The Seven Deadly Sins] On One Hundred Ways Anger Is Suppressed

"Samael's Diary"

December 2014, 11, the weather is sunny

Early this morning, something happened that made me very unhappy!The person who started this unpleasant incident was that rebellious fool!that slave!

Originally, the king was still dating my Lucifer in a dream, but this slave actually pulled the king up and said that he was going to rest today, and he was arguing to go out at six o'clock...ah, go, go, go , you can go if you like!But who the hell allowed him to pull on me! ? !

This fool actually brought me to a place called a playground. There are so many lowly human beings here, and I don't like this kind of place!

God, my dearest Lucifer, please forgive me.I can't believe my eyes, what the hell is that?Like an old train that doesn't even have a cover!

Can such an old antique really be used for playing?However, when this weird train [Note 1] drove along the incredible track, the king's ears were almost destroyed by the scream of the soprano [Note 2] behind him—that stupid woman , Turn around and get back the magic power, put her on the track of the car and grind her into minced meat.

To be honest, although I don't know why the car jumped up and down when it was driving, the wind blowing was very comfortable.The strong wind like when flying in the sky hurts my cheeks, but it is very comfortable, as if I can fight in this sky again now.

Oh, by the way, there is one thing that the king must mention by the way.That is, when the car stopped, my hair seemed to cover the face of the fool [Note 3] next to me, and I had to wash my hair when I went back.

Next to this train, there is a building that makes me feel very inexplicable. It looks like a ship, but it doesn't seem to be able to move, and it is made of iron.

It was full of people sitting on it, and then it swung back and forth like a pendulum, and then there were screams and screams, and although the foolish people looked excited, the king was not in the mood to accompany him.

Compared with that inexplicable boat【Note 8】, the thing that goes up and down【Note 9】 that is farther away looks more interesting. You can probably feel a stronger wind when you sit on it, right?

Sure enough, this fool accepted the king's good proposal and got on the elevator together. It's a little crowded for two big men to sit together, it's disgusting!But for the sake of his willingness to accompany me, let him be spared this time.

It feels great to be pulled off the ground a little bit, with your feet dangling in the air!At this height, you can see a small half of the city. The densely packed buildings are even more terrifying than slums. It’s really hard to imagine what kind of life the Chinese people live, tsk tsk, poor.

Well, after playing with this machine, what the king needs is not water but a comb, and once again, the king's hair is used as a face towel for that fool.

By the way, why are there so many people in such a place?Still enjoy using those machines that make people uncomfortable... Could it be that these people are some kind of machine fanatics, they love machines more than Lucifer, these people are terrible.

For lunch, Ben Wang enjoyed traditional Italian seafood pasta, which is rare in this country, as well as low-quality steak and red wine.Seriously, the taste wasn't great, it was the worst steak I've ever had.

I don't know why some people in the restaurant are using some small squares [Note 10] to face the king, it is simply inexplicable, even that guy Huo Lei is doing the same.

Oh, by the way, the name of that little square is called cell phone.A few days ago, because the king dropped this thing, that fool became very angry.

Hmm, there are also some inexplicable foods here, like frozen cream [Note 4], as well as fizzy bad red wine [Note 5], fluffy cotton-like granulated sugar [Note 6] and rainbow colors The very soft and delicious caterpillar【Note 7】——

My Lucifer, this king is the first to know that caterpillars can become like this, it is really amazing... No, this is just a cleverness of human beings.

Haunted house - the only English word that the king understands. Although there are some messy howls and decorations in it, it is much worse than hell.

The rotting corpse [Note 11] refused to spit out even the rotting blood. This king went up and gave it a hard lesson, but I don’t know why that foolish man let me stop it. It’s too much. This king needs you to teach sinners Come to point fingers!

After staying in a dirty place [Note 12] for a long time, it was almost fucking dark when the foolish people came out!

Ah... so boring, finally he was dragged to this slow big □□【Note 13】, sitting in a small space, forced to spend such a long time with him.

Although if you look carefully, this person looks good, has a good personality, and his physique is about to be...but foolish people are foolish people!

All in all, let's be... happy today.

Attachment: Well, this king will give that fool a little face, only a little bit!Since his wallet is almost empty, do you want to give him a golden treasure map someday?

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Huo Lei's diary

On November 2014, 11, Singles' Day, the weather was fine.

On vacation, take him out to play.

That idiot had a great time.

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While Samuel was washing his hair, Huo Lei, who secretly read Samuel's diary, got up and added a sentence in his diary——

"I am also very happy."

注释

1. Weird train: roller coaster, one of the amusement park facilities.

2. Soprano: In fact, she is just an ordinary girl.

3. Fooling the people: write fooling the people, read Huo Lei.

4. Frozen Cream: Ice Cream.

5. Poor red wine with fizz: Coke.

6. Cotton-like granulated sugar: cotton candy.

7. Soft and delicious rainbow caterpillar: Caterpillar-shaped sugar.

8. Inexplicable ship: Pirate ship, one of the amusement park facilities.

9. Things that go up and down: the jumping machine, one of the amusement park facilities.

10. Small square: mobile phone.

11. Carrion: played by the staff of the amusement park.

12. Dirty place: The amusement park office is actually dealing with Samel's injury to the staff.

13. Slow big □□: Ferris wheel, one of the amusement park facilities.