[The Seven Deadly Sins] On One Hundred Ways Anger Is Suppressed

Chapter 34

In fact, Samael has never said that during the time he was staying with Asmodeus, he learned a very interesting thing from Asmodeus, that is-smoking.

That day, as soon as Asmodeus got up, he took out a small rectangular three-dimensional box from his trouser pocket.Samuel leaned over curiously, wanting to see what it was.

Immediately afterwards, he saw Asmodeus take out a long strip of something unknown from the box, gently put it in his mouth, and set it on fire with something.

I remember seeing that thing at Huo Lei's before. Every time Huo Lei came back at night, he would sit at the dining table and light a stick of this thing.

Although, he asked Huo Lei what it was because of curiosity before, Huo Lei only said it was cigarettes and lighters.However, every time he wanted to ask Huo Lei for one, that stingy fool was always so stingy and never refused to ask him for one.

"Asmodeus, give this king a taste." Samael snatched the cigarette case from Asmodeus, put the cigarette into his mouth as Asmodeus did just now, and then ignite.

"Cough cough, cough cough. What the hell is this? Why does it taste so strange! Cough cough, choke, choke to death." As soon as he took the first sip, Samael was choked.The first time he smoked, he couldn't get used to the taste at all.

Seeing Samael's appearance, Asmodeus couldn't help laughing. "Haha, Samuel, you are so funny! You don't smoke randomly, you have to find the one that suits you!"

After finishing speaking, Asmodeus yelled upstairs again, "Hai Rui, buy some packs of cigarettes for me. I want all kinds of cigarettes, and see if I can find one that suits Samuel."

Hai Rui, who was still cleaning the room, felt dizzy when he heard Asmodeus' words.The owner of his house is too bad, not to mention that smoking hurts his own body, but he even let the devil Samael smoke.

Although there was a lot of dissatisfaction in his heart, Hai Rui resigned to his fate and went to buy all kinds of cigarettes for his master.Then, he just watched the Demon King Samael learn to smoke.

Compared with Asmodeus' big smoking gun, which can be said to be fraternity, Samael's taste is much more specific. Hai Rui bought a lot of various cigarettes for them that day.

American, French, Indian, Chinese, everywhere.So much smoke did not make Samuel fall in love with the box of Black Panther Generals that was far away from him at first sight.

To talk about why, he thinks it's probably because it's more down-to-earth. The pair of leopard eyes painted on the box reminded him of Huo Lei, whom he hadn't seen for several days, when he first saw it.

When he learned to smoke, he suddenly understood why that fool always kept him from touching this kind of thing.Smoke is like poison, once you learn it, you really can't let it go.

Looking at the fire in front of him, Samuel felt a little parched.At this time, if you can light a cigarette and watch the "performance" leisurely, it would be really great.

Thinking of this, Samuel felt that there really seemed to be such a box in his pocket.Ever since he learned to smoke, the "sensible" Asmodeus bought a lot of them, which he dubbed: Pay the rent.

However, Samuel did not believe what he said at all.No matter what, he felt that Asmodeus also liked this kind of cigarettes, because he often came to ask him for cigarettes, but he never gave them to him.These are all his, his!No one can take it away.

Samuel thought that he was idle anyway, and watching these idiots put out fires was considered a daily pastime, and it was just a "performance".So he took out a box of newly opened black panthers from his pocket.

He casually knocked twice on the lamp post next to him, bit his thin lips on the pale gold cigarette holder, and took out the whole cigarette nimbly. He searched around but couldn't find the fire, and when he was in a panic, he saw the house. It's burning hot!

A good idea flashed in Samuel's mind, hey, Samuel is indeed a genius devil.Thinking of this, Samuel happily bit his cigarette and went to the side of the house, pushed the cigarette butt forward, and lit a cigarette at the scene of the fire.

It is estimated that only he, Samuel, could have thought of such an idea, using fire to light cigarettes.Sure enough, the head of the devil will be different from that of a human?Uh... isn't it a little too unreliable?

However, Samuel didn't care about that.He just wanted to find something to light a fire, so that he could get rid of his cigarette addiction.However, when the cigarette was lit and took such a deep breath, Samael only felt that his whole body became much more comfortable.

Before Samuel took a second sip, he heard a sound of "哗啦噗—————", the firefighters with quick eyes and quick hands smashed the dry ice on Samuel's body with a hose, and another person suddenly They dragged him away from the fire.

"*! Are you fucking out of your mind! What are you trying to do by dragging me away?!" Samuel's emotions that had just subsided were aroused again.He was so angry that he threw out the whole pack of cigarettes, and then all the cigarettes smacked on the firefighter's face.

"Are you fucking insane? If you are sick, go to the hospital! Don't delay treatment here! Do you know what it is? It's a fire! Do you understand fire?!"

The firefighter knew that he was a foreigner at a glance, so he had to explain to him with gestures and words.After being slapped in the face, the fireman's attitude became not very good.

Although he didn't know what the English-speaking man said, he still understood the meaning of one word! ——"*" Even an English idiot knows what this sentence means.

Being treated so impolitely first, and then being called "*" by the side, the fireman's understanding of Samuel was greatly reduced.Hmph, this man has a pretty face for nothing, but his attitude is so bad.According to his visual inspection, this person is probably sick!

"You don't need to say more! People know! That's it! Fire! Do you really think people are stupid!" Because of Asmodeus' relationship, Samael still thinks that "Ben Wang" is pronounced "renjia" in Chinese until now. .

Poor Samael has no idea how cruel his trustworthy Asmodeus betrayed him in learning Chinese.However, as a fool, he still doesn't know that many of the Chinese he has learned are not what he understands.

"People... home? Cough cough, what are you talking about?" After hearing Samuel's awkward Chinese, the fireman showed a frightened expression, and wanted to say something to Samuel When he turned around, he was really surprised by the fire that suddenly started to ignite again.

"Fang Sicheng, you bastard! What the hell are you talking about over there! Why don't you hurry up and help put out the fire! It's the worst! Why is the fire getting bigger again! I've never seen such a wicked way!" fire"

The big tall man rushing to the front line of the fire saw Fang Sicheng standing there in a daze, talking to Samael for some reason, and yelled loudly towards this side angrily.

"Li Chensi, you are still a fucking bastard! Can you talk without any trivial matters! You don't speak cleanly! It can be seen that you are not a good person! No wonder you have never been able to find a wife, you deserve it! And, It's all fucking burned, save me?!"

Brother Fang Sicheng, who was just shocked by Samuel's self-proclaimed words, managed to regain his senses because of the words of the tall Li Chensi. clean.

Sighing deeply, I have to say that Li Chensi's words are not wrong at all.The fire was so evil that they couldn't extinguish it even after using so many things.Pity the water they waste is all for watering the flowers.

Compared with Fang Sicheng and Li Chensi who were anxious, Samuel was in a good mood. Since he came out of hell, he had accumulated so much resentment, and today he finally vented it!

The innocent house was burnt to pieces under Samuel's slightly satisfied expression, not even the foundation was left. If it weren't for the pile of black-gray powder and scorched marks on the ground, no one would know There used to be a small villa here.

Then, let the little cold wind blow so lightly, and the ash will fly everywhere, especially in this winter, it is simply the most desolate and lonely.

Samuel had had enough of seeing the fire and didn't have a cigarette to smoke. He stretched happily, ignoring the petrified firefighters on the side, put his hands in his pockets, walked around and planned to leave.

Although his mood improved a lot, Samuel still felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.Because, all his cigarettes are gone.If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have been so impulsive just now!Impulse is the devil!Hey... It seems that he is already a devil even if he is not impulsive.

"Hey! That red-haired guy in front! You actually want to run away! Come back to me! Go to the police station and make a statement!" Fang Sicheng, with sharp eyes, saw that Samael was about to go far, and ran after him. .

Although, no one can prove whether the fire was started by this guy.However, this guy stayed at the scene from the beginning to the end. Even if he didn't cause it, then he must know something.This guy is really suspicious.

Hearing someone talking behind him, Samuel stopped and looked at Fang Sicheng who was running over.Reluctantly digging out his ears, doesn't this fool know what it means to be quiet?It was so loud that it hurt his ears.

Fang Sicheng knew what Samael was thinking. He saw that Samael stopped, ran a few steps, and grabbed Samael's wrist, "Don't try to escape! Hurry up, come with me first." Police station!"

Looking at his grasped wrist, Samuel frowned unhappily.This fool is too bold, he dared to grab his wrist, this is too presumptuous!

Very bluntly, he threw away Fang Sicheng and succeeded, "Don't touch me!"

"Uh...cough cough, don't move. Don't go, just obediently follow me to the police station, and I won't move you. Don't worry, just go to the police station to make a record. If you didn't set the fire, It won't take much of your time." Fang Sicheng touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment after being thrown away.

Samuel tilted his head and looked at Fang Sicheng, why is this fool so noisy?Just like the Huang Shao next to Huo Lei, he keeps talking.Fortunately, Huo Lei is different from them, otherwise he would try his best to keep Huo Lei's mouth shut.

"What's the matter? Do you have any questions?" After Fang Sicheng finished speaking, he found that Samuel was looking at him with a blank look besides displeasure.

"Can you speak slowly? People can't hear very clearly."

"Sorry... just follow me, come on." Hearing the word "other" again, Fang Sicheng still felt a little nauseous.Why are these two words uttered by such a beautiful man, there is still a deep sense of disobedience.

However, Fang Sicheng has already confirmed in his heart that the guy standing in front of him just has a good skin.It's a pity, my brain doesn't work very well.The kind-hearted Fang Sicheng decided that he must treat him better!

"Why do people want to go with you? What kind of thing are you? You are a stupid human being, why do you dominate this king! What do you think of this king! You should be my slave and be sent by him at will! "

Samuel finished his usual sentence in half Chinese and half English, without realizing that the other party couldn't understand what he was saying.When he saw Fang Sicheng's confused eyes, he realized how good a fool he is.

At the very least, he can have the most normal communication with that fool.Although he always speaks some substandard English, he can understand what he says, and there are basically no obstacles in communication.

Samuel thought silently in his heart, how could there be so much difference between the same fools!This should be the first time Samuel discovered Huo Lei, although he only discovered it after making comparisons.

However, if Huo Lei knew about such an important discovery by Samael, he would be so happy that he couldn't sleep all night.Oh, no, it should be a week without sleep.

"Cut, stupid human beings, there is no cure!" Samuel raised his head, as if he was a king.Then Fang Sicheng continued to say in Chinese, "Since you want to lead others away, why don't you hurry up and lead the way."

If he could turn into a caricature, Fang Sicheng felt that there must be three black lines on his forehead at this moment.This guy is too weird, no matter how you look at it, it's not normal.

However, he didn't say anything more.Looking at Samuel's appearance, he didn't look at this guy carefully just now, but just took a rough look.Looking at it now, this guy is really not ordinary...beautiful?

Fang Sicheng didn't know what words he should use to describe the other party, but he was really the most "beautiful" person he had ever seen.He's obviously a man, yet he looks like this.He also said that he deliberately wanted to lead people to sin, or that God was too unfair.

"Then follow me here..."