[The Seven Deadly Sins] On One Hundred Ways Anger Is Suppressed

Chapter 29

Asmodeus shrugged his shoulders, "That's why I'm driving me away. I was thinking about teaching you Chinese. However, seeing how you look like, you probably don't need it. Forget it, I'm leaving." No, don't look for me."

"Huh? You mean you can speak Chinese?!" Hearing what the other party said, Samuel looked at Asmodeus in disbelief.He hadn't learned it for several days. This guy actually learned faster than him?Hmph, did this bastard learn Chinese to pick up Chinese girls?

"Hmm, of course. Speaking of it now, it is still a beautiful story. At that time, I met a beautiful Chinese teacher in France, and she wanted me to learn Chinese from her. You know, the beauty's It’s always difficult for me to refuse a request, so I agreed.”

"I didn't expect that I was so smart that I learned Chinese in less than a week." Asmodeus said while thinking about that dignified and generous Chinese woman.

"Even if you don't say it, I know that the human gender must be a woman." Samael responded to him with the tone and expression of "I knew it".

Sometimes he really doesn't know how to describe Asmodeus, this guy is really annoying sometimes, and he really has the urge to slap him.

Thinking of the beautiful woman he met, Asmodeus couldn't help but want to praise him. "Of course it's a woman. She's beautiful and generous. She's usually quiet, but she's so bright and charming in bed~ You don't even know it!"

"She has a particularly beautiful, soft and slender waist, and her skin is as delicate as the best mutton jade, as if she can try any posture. No, I can't go on, I'm afraid I will lose my There is no way to hold it."

Asmodeus said while gesticulating without any image at all, and occasionally he would wriggle excitedly around his body with his hands around him when he got excited.

The more Asmodeus talked, the more excited he became. When it came to women, he always had endless topics to talk about.He can remember the names of everyone who has been close to him, but sometimes he remembers too much, and his faces overlap somewhat.However, Asmodeus felt that this would not hinder him from picking up girls, even if it used up all the memory in his brain.

"Like?" Samuel picked out very suspicious words from Asmodeus' incoherent words suspiciously. You must know that Asmodeus has always said that he would try various postures. There is no such thing as "like".

Thinking of this, Samuel had a bad feeling.Try to imagine, since he already has a loved one, why is he so anxious to escape?

Could this guy be caught and raped in bed?Imagining the scene at that time, Samuel felt a chill for a while, maybe Asmodeus was able to bring the one who came to catch the adulterer to play with him.

"Haha..." As if thinking of the situation at that time, Asmodeus smiled dryly, cleared his throat, put down his hands holding him, and returned to his normal appearance.

The writing is normal, but the reading is pretentious.Well, that's how it looks in Samuel's eyes.

"Since you know it, you can teach me. That foolish man can't understand the language, and he can't even scold him smoothly! Give me all the Chinese you know, especially those words of swearing! This king must defeat that foolish man! Definitely!" Let him surrender under my king's slacks!" Samuel ignored the last topic, and angrily threw the pinyin word book in his hand.

"Deling——" Asmodeus dragged out a long ending in his characteristic, somewhat lazy voice, hooked his fingers slightly, and lifted the book that was dropped by Samael to the ground with magic power. Hanging in the palm of your hand.

As soon as the book moved over, blue flames shot up from the small corner of the book, and the poor book burned to the point that there was not even ash left in Asmodeus' hands.

"Whatthe*?! Why did you burn it! That's the only thing I can understand! Asmodeus, are you out of your mind? Are you a pig! Quickly restore it to me, Otherwise, this king will not spare you!"

Watching his little book destroyed by Asmodeus just like this, Samael slapped the table in dissatisfaction and stood up.It seemed that he was about to copy the bilingual Chinese and English Ci Hai and greeted Asmodeus' head.

"Stop, stop, stop, Samael, don't get excited, don't get excited." Asmodeus quickly explained, "It's just that I remember something in it, it's really...not right." After a pause tone.

"I'll just help you write a new one. Put that brick book down quickly. My nose can't bear the second shattering blow. Don't you have the heart to see me disfigured? Have the heart to see thousands of things?" Is the woman heartbroken for me?" Asmodeus hurriedly stopped Samael's excessive behavior, you know, he can be regarded as "living" by this face.

"I'll give you two hours!" Looking at Asmodeus who begged for mercy and felt very sincere, Samael gritted his teeth angrily, and then put down the heavy book in his hand.

He sat down on the chair, put his two long legs on the table, and his face was full of expressions of "If you can't write it, I will kill you and feed the dog".In fact, he was quite tired holding this thing. *, this thing is really heavy.

Two hours later—

The third elf summoned by Asmodeus has already used up the third water-based pen, and is now lying on the table with its face facing the loess and its back facing the sky.

Samael supported his head with his hands, and poked the exhausted little guy with his fingers boredly.

As a result, the lying posture of the basically dead mini elf was poked from a "丨" shape to a "c" shape, and even the pair of thin, shimmering green wings covered it weakly.

Recalling how free the four elves were back then, as one of the few quadruplets of the elves, they were the most popular people!

William is the eldest brother. Although his personality is a bit rough, he is still very handsome.At that time, many noble girls liked him very much, oh, the one who is washing the dishes now;

An Jie is the second elder brother, he speaks very little but is hardworking, and he likes the old man very much.Every time he was punished, he was always the one who received the lightest punishment, and now he is stacking quilts;

The third one is called Hai Rui, she is so gentle and lovely, knowledgeable and beautiful.Oh, it is the "c" type lying corpse who is about to die from overwork;

The youngest, Daxiu, was born with the temperament of a queen. She is usually bullying her three older brothers, and because she is a very beautiful woman, she makes an exception and does not need to work. She is only responsible for Asmodeus' daily dressing up. .

God knows what mistakes they made. They were elves who originally existed as summoned beasts, and the cutest of them were forced to sign a contract by a master like Asmodeus!It's not fair!

Back then, when they learned that Asmodeus, one of the seven monarchs, had signed a contract, the elves were overjoyed.Being able to sign a nobleman is already very good, and signing a devil king is even better.From now on, just saying that they want to go out, their family will have a lot of face.

However, from the third day when they came to the new owner, the elves couldn't stand it anymore.Isn't this different from the Asmodeus Demon King they imagined?

The one who wakes up in a woman's bed every morning, changes to a different bed partner every day, and always likes to howl in the shower is not as good as the rumors outside!

In their elven world, every demon king is praised for being perfect, and these silly little guys also believe it.However, when I actually saw the Demon King...

At the beginning, they really had the urge to cry. The brothers all had the same idea, that is: Can I apply for a return?

Although they were always yelling and complaining, they obeyed Asmodeus helplessly.And I have to say that apart from being disabled at the tenth level of living ability, Asmodeus is really a good master.

Occasionally, Daxiu would deliberately conjure up a bunny girl or something for him to wear, but he would not refuse, instead, he enjoyed it every time and wore it with great joy.

William would step on his head from time to time and loudly reprimand Asmodeus for his indiscretions, and he was also happy to let the little ones molested him as a pastime.

Occasionally, he would also suggest that Hai Rui and An Jie have a body massage or something.For example, when they are tired, they can lie in his palm, and Asmodeus will use his "One Finger Zen" to help them have a spa or something.

Of course, this writing is still a later story. The most important thing is that he finally completed Samuel's new Chinese learning lesson plan manual within the stipulated time.

"Honey~~ Look quickly, I've already done it for you."

Asmodeus happily placed the new knowledge book in front of Samuel, and the large book fell on the table and directly crushed Hai Rui who was in a state of suspended animation.

There was a subtle "crack" sound effect, which startled Samuel. In a daze, he was still wondering if Hai Rui had been crushed into meatloaf by this guy? !

Sure enough, the ferocious Asmodeus was as ferocious as ever!

Samuel knew this from the bottom of his heart.Samuel, who was sympathetic, still mourned for poor Hai Rui in his heart, wondering if he was still healthy.

After going through all kinds of things, Asmodeus' devil-like Chinese tutorial to Samael finally kicked off.

It is said to be cruel, but in fact it is not so cruel, but...

"Samael, you have to look at my mouth shape, and then follow my mouth shape and speak Chinese. First of all, the fool your teacher mentioned, his Chinese reads: 'Master'."

Asmodeus taught Samuel very seriously, completely ignoring the meaning of the Chinese text distorted by him.

"You didn't lie to me? But why doesn't it read like that in the dictionary!" Samuel pointed to him with a thick Ci Hai.Why is what written in the dictionary different from what Asmodeus taught?

"No no no, this... this is the local customs, and the fool is pronounced as 'master'. What, you don't believe me? My dear Samuel, how could I lie to you, right? ?” Asmodeus still taught Samael sincerely.

"Master?" Samuel read it to him suspiciously.After much consideration, Samael still decided to believe in Asmodeus.After all, this guy really hasn't lied to him much.

"Yes~ yes~ yes~ yes~ yes, Samael, you are really smart. I will praise you once you learn it." Asmodeus nodded very satisfied.

In fact, Asmodeus knew the meaning of this word very well, but he just didn't want to give the real meaning to Samael, so he deliberately misled Samael.

In the heart of Asmodeus, there was a strange fantasy a long time ago.

He always thought that Samael could put on a maid outfit and meow and call him "Master~", of course, this is absolutely impossible, if Samael has Lucifer's mind reading ability, Ah Smontis was estimated to have been beaten to death by him many times.

However, just thinking about this kind of thing doesn't violate the laws of the Demon World.So, he can still flirt if he has nothing to do.

According to the current situation, let's just say that this wish is cheap for the human being whom Samael likes.After all, this is no longer necessary for him now.

Ah, imagine the future controller of Samael who has never seen it before, what will that person look like when he hears the always arrogant Samael calling himself like this?Thinking of this, Asmodeus couldn't help showing a malicious smile.

"*, what are you laughing at?!" Seeing Asmodeus' wretched smile, Samuel, who thought he had read it wrong but didn't want to admit it, planned to yell to fool him.

"Okay, okay, baby—come on, let's move on to the next word. This 'command' is pronounced as 'request' in Chinese."

"Hey! Seeing how you're smiling, you know it's not like this!"

"Don't worry about those details, my dear Samael. Our ultimate goal is just to learn Chinese~ Come on, read to me—'request'."

"......ask......"

"Good~"

Seeing another monarch being teased by his master like this, Hai Rui, who is familiar with the languages ​​of various countries, has already seen through everything.It has been with its master for a long time, and it can guess exactly what the master thinks.It's just that for its own personal safety, it would rather play dead over there than intervene.

As a matter of fact, Asmodeus had put in some effort. It was even more difficult for him to learn the most complicated language in the world in such a short period of time than it was for Lucifer to fall in love with Samuel right now.

So he counted the vocabulary that Samael often said and marked it in pinyin, interspersed with some grammar and common words.

For example: "Welcome home host, would you like coffee or tea, or me?"

"Master wants to eat, please feed me"

"The bath water and I have been prepared, please enjoy the master." Common, common, and idiomatic.

There is a saying in the Middle Ages that is also very good, and it is especially suitable for Asmodeus: Hooligans are not scary, but they are educated.

Hai Rui couldn't bear to see and hear, so he flew to An Jie's side, and helped him with the great cause of folding the quilt with a bitter face.Hey, it's better to leave this "land of right and wrong" quickly, otherwise it will vomit blood after listening to it for a while!