[The Seven Deadly Sins] On One Hundred Ways Anger Is Suppressed

Chapter 15

Seeing Samuel's indecent behavior, Huo Lei sat at the table and tried hard to control himself not to tear up the children's word recognition book in his hand.

The atmosphere in the room became more and more dignified, and now there is only one fuse between them.If there is a fuse, it is estimated that it will explode at a little bit.

Compared with the inside, the outside of the door is much more lively. I don't know when I started to listen to the soldiers at the bottom of the wall lurking outside the door.This morning, for the first time, their boss didn't come to the morning training.

So they were very curious, and they came over after the morning training, but they didn't expect their boss to come back until the afternoon.Not long after I came back, there was a sound of "ah"... "hey"... "*" in the house.

During the stay here, there was also a lot of English that they didn't understand and the sound of clanging pots and bowls, and several heads were stacked in the crack of the door, wanting to see if their boss was getting a good deal.

Huo Lei rubbed his head, his tough facial features wrinkled together and almost died of worry.Leaving aside Samuel's bad temper, first of all, how to explain this phonetic notation to him is already very troublesome.

Could it be that when we told him that our Grandpa Mao had a twitch when he went to the toilet, he felt that it was foreign to mark urine with pinyin in English [Note 1], so he compiled a Xinhua dictionary?

On the other side, Samuel was going crazy with joy in his heart, and finally it was time for him to let him eat sap!Why is this bald man [Note 2] always angry at himself?Now that he is like this, to put it bluntly, he deserves to be tortured like this!Haha, I feel refreshed just thinking about it.

Although he was so arrogant in his heart, Samael did not forget that he wanted to learn Chinese.The new pronunciations of all the letters had been memorized when Huo Lei taught him the first time.

And he secretly previewed a little pinyin when he was going to train - no, no, no, it was definitely not out of understanding and respect for Huo Lei, it was all prepared for the purpose of punching a bear's face.

However, having said that, this Chinese is really troublesome. There are so many unknown ant characters [Note 3], and they have to be put together again and again... Just change any one and come back with a new pronunciation. There are no rules to remember.

Facing the Xinhua dictionary that will be conquered in the future, Samael still rolled his eyes fiercely, and cursed the guy who invented Chinese characters.If he has the opportunity to go to the underworld of China to study and communicate, he must find this person and take him as a companion of Prometheus!

Of course, to be honest, it is impossible for him to do that, otherwise the person who invented English would have been eunuched and dissected hundreds of millions of times by Chinese students.

Huo Lei's complexion became worse and worse, obviously thinking of the mood he had when he was learning English. He looked at Samuel with a subtle sense of pity, and there was a kind of sadness in his dark eyes. The feeling of sympathy flashed and flashed, which almost didn't scare Samuel.

"Ahem..." Being stared at with disgusting eyes, Samuel cleared his throat and kicked Huo Lei unnaturally, "Okay, you trash, I know Yes, say 'ah'."

"...*, you read it again?!"

"......'ah'?"

"No, read it again."

"what."

"How many times do you try?"

"Ah, ah, ah."

"Read after me, 'Ah—'"

"Ah—so annoying! When will the calculation be over!"

"Okay, okay, can you read it carefully? Wait, let's learn, I will take you out to eat delicious food. There is a new restaurant outside the army, can I take you to taste it? As compensation Yours. Come on, read!"

“啊，啊，啊，啊，啊......啊！啊——啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！行了吧！够了吧！kkkkkkkkkk!”

"How do you pronounce this together?" Huo Lei suddenly pointed to the letters m and i on the picture.

"Me!" Samuel shouted excitedly, it was right to preview in advance, see!Now I even know pinyin!He really is a genius!

Sounds coming from outside the door?It doesn't matter, anyway, the face slap was successful today!Yeah - Samuel was very happy in his heart.He had known for a long time that someone was listening outside the door, so it made him feel so long-faced this time!

"Ahem, you guys...did you just hear...?" Huang Shao looked at the other little friends in disbelief, and asked the few heads below in a convulsive way of wanting to laugh. .

Peng Xiangcheng, who was below him, still had a bandage on his arm, and he was blushing on the crack of the door, not daring to speak at all.The lower Xiao Tao's jaw almost dropped, he seemed to be able to do nothing but nod his head.

Lin Wei at the bottom began to automatically and consciously make up the scene inside, and the uncontrollable nosebleeds fell on the head of Ma Rongtian who was squatting at the bottom.

Ma Rongtian squatted and covered his face, trying hard to forget the uninterrupted moans of "ahhhhhhh" (anti-harmony) and loud "!" just now.

In the end, it was Huang Shao who finally endured the cramped expression and spoke first: "How about...we should withdraw? If the boss finds out, we may really die without a whole body." Peng Nodding to Jian Chengma in agreement, he stood up straight for a second and pulled Huang Shao to flee the scene.

However, before a few people escaped, there was a loud noise from behind.Several other people just watched Xiao Tao draw a parabola in front of their eyes and then fell on the wall.

Huang Shao's heart was full of Bodhisattva's blessing for something bad happened. Braving cold sweat, he pulled Peng Xiangcheng and turned his head slowly - my mother!

Their always serious, dignified boss actually stood there with a wrinkled face [Note 4] and a blind background full of golden peach blossoms, with his waist in his hips, he didn't know what he was murmuring.

At this moment, whether it's Huang Shao or Peng Xiangcheng, or Lin Wei, Xiao Tao, and Ma Rongtian, when they see Huo Lei like this, they have only one thought.Well, it seems that their boss is really happy.

Of course, Huo Lei didn't know what these guys were thinking, otherwise they would definitely make them run around with heavy loads until they died.Looking at the few people around outside, Huo Lei put away his smiling face, "What are you doing here? Do you want to be beaten?"

"No...no. Boss, we just saw that you didn't come to the training before, and we were worried if you were sick, so we came to see. Really, we just came to see! Now it seems that you are fine , we can rest assured! Let's go, let's go!"

Among these few people, Huang Shao's mouth is the most powerful.The others were all too muffled to make a sound, but it was Huang Shao who stood up and said a word.Then, before Huo Lei could say anything, Huang Shao hurriedly dragged Peng Xiangcheng away.

Seeing that Huang Shao and Peng had already run away to Chengdu, Lin Wei and Xiao Tao, who was lying on the ground, cursed Huang Shao's immorality in their hearts.At this time, running is indeed the best policy.

"Boss, boss. It's great that you're fine. I, we're leaving too! Bye! Xiaotian, Xiao Tao, let's go!" Before Lin Wei left, he didn't forget to bring his two A good friend.

By the time Huo Lei regained consciousness, those five people had already run away.He scratched his hair in confusion, are these guys okay?Did you take the wrong medicine?

Although he was a little puzzled, Huo Lei didn't intend to know. Looking at them like that, he knew it must be abnormal.Looking back at Samuel in the house, "Are you okay? Let's go?"

"Wait a minute! This king is going to the bathroom to make it easier! You wait outside first." Samuel put on a coat, and then went to the bathroom first.

Huo Lei waited outside for a while before Samael came out. He had promised Samael that he would take him to eat something good.So, in view of his performance just now, Huo Lei intends to fulfill his promise and take Samuel out to start a small restaurant or something.

This should be the first time Samuel went out since he came to the army. Although he didn't say anything, Huo Lei could feel that this guy was obviously more excited than before.

Taking Samuel out of the gate of the military area, there are various snack bars at the gate.Huo Lei walked into a restaurant familiarly, and Samuel followed closely behind him.

"Hey, Seventh Brother, here's a big bone, and then a cold dish and a stir-fried dish." As soon as he entered the bone restaurant, Huo Lei shouted in the direction of the kitchen.

"Leizi is here? Come here and sit here." A big sister came out of the kitchen after hearing the voice, and greeted Huo Lei kindly after seeing Huo Lei.

Looking at the eldest sister who came out of the kitchen, Huo Lei smiled all over his face, "Sister-in-law Qi, let Brother Qi cook quickly, we are all starving here."

"All right, all right. Ah, who is this?" Seventh sister-in-law asked Huo Lei when she saw Samuel next to Huo Lei.They have opened a restaurant here for several years, and she knows most of the people in the army, and this is the first time she has seen a young man here.

Glancing at Samuel next to him, Huo Lei didn't know how to introduce him to Mrs. Seven.After thinking for a while, "Um, sister-in-law Qi, this is wheat. For some reasons, I will take care of it for the time being. He can't speak Chinese, so..."

"Ah, that's it. It's okay. It must be from a foreign country. The young man is really handsome. Okay, come and sit here. I'll go in and talk to your seventh brother." .”

Seventh Sister-in-law is a very sensible person, many things about the army are confidential and cannot be disclosed casually.Therefore, she did not continue to ask about Samael's identity.

Huo Lei and Samael found a place to sit down, and Samael's little head kept turning, looking at the environment around him.This shop is not big, but the air is filled with a strong fragrance.This scent made Samuel twitch his mouth unconsciously, and just smelling it made him feel even hungrier.

"Don't look at this shop as small, but the taste is top-notch. Brother Qi's craftsmanship is good, you will know after a while. Their family is often late, and you have to wait in line. Today , we came early, and there are not many guests here. If we come later, we probably won't be able to eat."

Looking at Samuel's eyes looking around, Huo Lei thought he thought the store was too small and the taste would be bad, so he quickly explained.Sometimes he will come out to open a small stove or something, and he comes here every time, and the taste is really memorable.

"Well, this king also thinks the smell will be very good." He had already smelled the smell from the air, and the strong fragrance made Samael a little bit unable to stop.At times like this, he hated his keen sense of smell because he was so hungry.Such a strong taste, so tempting.

Huo Lei stood up, took two bottles of mineral water from the bar and put them on the table. "Drink some water first, wait a while. I can guarantee that after you eat once, you will definitely pester me to take you out to eat again next time."

"You've said that, and I'm looking forward to it even more. I hope it tastes as delicious as you said." Samuel rubbed his itchy nose, believing what Huo Lei said.

[Note 1: Urine: written as urine and pronounced "sui", with a sound, belongs to the northern dialect. 】

[Note 2: Bald man: one of the scolding words from Samael's perspective, because the scalp can be vaguely seen with flat hair, so this scolding.In addition, it is actually because the author likes this word recently: d. 】

[Note 3: Ant characters: actually radicals, not square characters. 】

[Note 4: Wrinkles all over the face: No, no, no wrinkles, it’s just Huang Shao’s funny perspective.By the way, the background of the golden sky full of peach blossoms is also a funny perspective. ← What the hell? ! 】