Chapter 10

"How many times has this king said it! Can you bring me a spoon! Why is it so difficult to communicate with you! Don't you all understand English? Or are you born without a brain? Come out! Even if you are not made of silver, this king can understand you! But, you use chopsticks, who are you fooling! Can you correct your attitude! If you were my subordinates, this king would have condemned you long ago You have done it a hundred times! Oh no, a thousand times!"

As soon as Huo Lei walked into the gate of the temporary home, he saw Samuel holding the chopsticks tightly in his hand, looking furious.Before he came over to appease the angry Samuel, something unexpected happened.

This guy just came back, before Samuel greeted Huo Lei, the iron plate containing pan-fried tofu, shredded fish-flavored pork and white rice came over to Huo Lei with a "friendly greeting" before him.

With a "huh", there was still a slight fragrance of food in the air, and the plate was directly pressed onto Huo Lei's tired face head-on without shame.

The iron plate was still full of sticky vegetable juices, and fell to the ground with a clang, and then Huo Lei's "black" face that had been kissed by the iron plate was revealed.

Regarding this posture, it was not the first time for the two guards on duty to see Samael like this.The four of them were sent to guard the people in the house in rotation, but they had a miserable life during this time, and basically everyone was confused by Samuel three or four times.

It would be good if they ate cold enoki mushrooms or something at noon, and then they prayed every day at noon, and they must not eat oily noodles, hot soup noodles, etc., then they would not dare to call him at all.

The two brothers couldn't help laughing when they saw Huo Lei's version of the face covering rice. To be honest, it was the first time they had seen their boss look so embarrassed, but one of them still kindly handed it over to him. Give Huo Lei a spare towel.

"...Tch, who allowed you to come back?! You fool. Did the king allow you to step into this king's territory? Hurry up and let me out! Don't stand in my eyes here! Be careful! This king will punish you!"

Seeing Huo Lei whose face was full of soup, Samuel was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head with a contemptuous expression on his face, folded his arms and crossed his legs, looking very arrogant.

However, he occasionally quietly glanced at Huo Lei who was wiping his face at the door, which revealed his state of mind at this moment.There was a fleeting little joy in his eyes, which was not noticed by anyone.

"... Tsk tsk, it's wrong to waste food. Do you know that it's not easy for the farmer to grow these things? If you waste it like this, the farmer will be sad." Huo Lei wiped his face, and then It's a pity to look at the inedible food on the ground.

Then he turned his head slightly and looked at the two brothers who were struggling to hold back their laughter at the door. "Taozi, go to the cafeteria now and get him a meal."

"Boss, we called him a meal and he didn't eat it, what are you talking about..." Lin Wei, who was standing on the left, was full of complaints in his tone.If the boss hadn't confessed that this matter had to be done well before leaving, he really didn't want to stay here, he would rather go running with a weight of [-] every day.Although he said he was dissatisfied, Lin Wei went into the room with a long wink and began to wipe the floor with a rag.

"Yes, boss! Why are you being so polite to him? Why don't you just let him starve, and you'll know how hard it is to eat after you've been hungry for a long time! And let him taste what it's like to be hungry without food!" Xiao Tao, who was assigned by Huo Lei to cook dinner, was very unhappy to show his dissatisfaction with Lao-Chang.

The people in the room have been tossing them a lot these days, and they have been in the army for three years. It is estimated that the most brutal training will not have this difficulty.Mainly, none of them could understand what he was saying.Communication has created a barrier, and he doesn't know what he wants at all.

"It's not that he doesn't eat." Huo Lei almost forgot about the embarrassing thing just now and laughed out loud. Why did he forget to tell his brothers when he left. "He said, you bring him a spoon, he actually doesn't know how to use chopsticks."

It seems that when he finds time, he should really give lessons to his brothers and teach them English.Looking at the dissatisfaction on the faces of the two brothers, he knew that they had suffered a lot during the few days when he was not around.

"..." Hearing Huo Lei's explanation, the faces of the two soldiers turned as black as coal balls in an instant.Sure enough, judging from this matter, it is so necessary to master a foreign language.

"Okay, you go quickly. It's just right, make a copy for me too. I just came back, haven't eaten yet, and I'm hungry." Huo Lei patted Xiao Tao on the shoulder and gave him a step, turning the gloomy face The illiterate young man rushed to cook.

"Ah? Alright, boss." After receiving the order, Xiao Tao trotted away to the cafeteria to make another meal for Huo Lei and Samuel. I have to say that this "ancestor" is really hard to serve.

However, this also made Xiao Tao admire his boss Huo Lei even more. After only a few days with this person, he almost couldn't stand it anymore. It's really lucky that his boss was able to be with him for so long.The boss is different, it is really hard for him.Xiao Tao felt sad when he mentioned himself and his boss.

What about Samuel?Although thanks to the occasional steamed buns and old godmothers, I didn't lose much weight when I ate without a spoon, but my stomach was clamoring for food!Have a meal!

Of course, according to his temperament, he definitely belongs to the kind who would rather starve to death than grab and eat with his hands, and of course he would not lose face to ask others how to use chopsticks-and take a step back. , Even if you ask those foolish people, you can't understand the language, how about learning a ball? !

"So, you've been so hungry for the past few days? Then, are you still alive?" Huo Lei looked at Samuel, who was struggling to make a pose, with an expression of "I understand".

"Hmph, this is entirely your responsibility! You fool! Who allowed you to go out for such a long time!" Samuel grabbed the slippers that Huo Lei left in the room before he left and threw them at his head, and then It was easily caught by Huo Lei.He completely forgot what he said just now about not letting Huo Lei in.

"Well, of course my boss allowed it."

"Hmph, this king will kill you one day! You...foolish people! Foolish people!!" Samael picked up the second slipper and continued to smash it, and then was easily followed.

"In that case, let me kindly remind you that what you did just now is passing shoes to a fool." Huo Lei threw the pair of slippers on the ground, took off his original military boots and stepped on the slippers Standing by the wall of the house, he hung the new pennant on it.

Although Samael hated the red ghost symbols all over the wall, but since this fool still listened to him well, he didn't care too much.

But now he really wanted to burn those things clean - the first thing this foolish man came back was to go to see those crap things first, instead of apologizing to his monarch!And talking back to him again!

In his heart, Samuel has now severely classified Huo Lei into the unforgivable realm, and has thought of countless ways to kill him.

It's a pity that he is so hungry that he has no strength, otherwise he would really jump up and stab Huo Lei through with his sword.

Oh, forgot, he still lacks a sword.

There was even one less assassination target in the days when Huo Lei was away.

The most important thing is... He hasn't eaten properly these days, and he is really hungry now... If Huo Lei had been closer to him, he might have heard the sound coming from his belly. The empty city plan that came out from here is gone.

"Hey, look at it, look at it, it's another glorious award! When I hang it up in my office tomorrow, you won't see it. My office is covered with walls. There's nothing I can do about it, people are too good." Huo Lei looked back at Samuel who was still sulking.

"Cut, narcissism."

"...It's not narcissism, it's self-confidence."

"Forget it, that's thick-skinned!"

"Hehe, you haven't heard the saying that thick skin is the greatest confidence!" Huo Lei said as he walked towards Samuel.

Samuel stood up abruptly, "Hey, fool! Go take a shower! You stink to death! Besides, there's something in your hair, it's disgusting!"

If the other party hadn't reminded him, Huo Lei would have forgotten that he still had vegetable soup in his hair. "Okay, if Xiao Tao comes later, you can eat first, I'm going to take a shower." After finishing speaking, Huo Lei took out a camouflage uniform from the cabinet and walked into the bathroom.

Samuel patted his chest to appease his fragile heart.Fortunately, the oil and water on Huo Lei's face had to be washed off in the bathroom, and he didn't bother to come up and listen to the "beautiful music" from Samael's stomach, otherwise Samael would really jump up and strangle this ignorant man fools.

Samuel sat down after confirming that Huo Lei would not come out for a while.Leaning on the table with his elbows, resting his chin on his hands, he half-closed his eyes and looked out the window.

He now feels that his heart is a little messed up, he would miss that foolish man when he was away, and he would be happy when he came back.How come you act like a fool?This is not a good sign.

When Xiao Tao came in with the newly ordered meals, he saw Samel with a constipated expression looking out the window, wondering what he was thinking.

Since there was no way to communicate, Xiao Tao put the food on the table without saying anything, and put the spoon in front of Samuel.Then, he backed out.

Smelling the strong aroma of vegetables, Samuel only felt that he was even more hungry, which was too tempting for him now.The main reason is that I haven't eaten well in the past few days, and my heart has been stuffy.

Just as Xiao Tao brought the rice in with his front foot and put it on the table, before Samuel had time to take a few mouthfuls, Huang Shao staggered into the room with his back foot. He didn't step on his foot firmly, and went straight into Samuel's rice planted in.

Of course, thanks to Samuel's quick reaction, Huang Shao's head was successfully deflected from the track at the feet of his dead son and grandson, and lunch survived.

Poor Huang Shao was kicked to the crotch with the first kick, and before he could react, Samael's second kick had already been kicked out.He directly kicked Huang Shao's back, causing Huang Shao to fly out.

Huang Shao, who was kicked out, knocked his body directly against the bathroom door.The door of the bathroom was also more ordinary than ordinary, not ordinary, and was directly knocked open by Huang Shao in a shameful manner.

"I'm sub-Ao, what's going on!" The bathroom door collapsed, and Huo Lei's exclamation came out immediately.It has to be said that Huo Lei's reaction was also quick, and he covered his penis with quick hands and eyes.

Before Samuel recovered, Huang Shao was already rolling on the ground clutching his crotch, grinning in pain and not forgetting to report.

Samuel took out a tissue, wiped his mouth calmly, and habitually turned to the bathroom, and Huo Lei's "naked" body came into his eyes.

For a moment, Samuel almost wanted to slap the table and stand up. He had never seen Huo Lei's body like this before.Unexpectedly, this fool's figure... is amazing!

"...Report to the boss! Hey...Boss, go to the playground and have a look, Dahei has started biting for some reason! Hey... Yo...It hurts pain......"

Big black?

Among Huang Shao's words, only this word sounds familiar to Samuel.This is the Chinese pronunciation that he still has a little impression of so far, although he still doesn't know what it means.

Looking back...it seems that when the fool called these two words, the black dog started to go crazy.After all the calculations, he can be regarded as his life-saving "benefactor".

What do you mean, does Dahei mean the name of that dog?Thinking of this, Samuel realized the importance of learning Chinese for the second time. Even if he doesn’t know Chinese, he can’t hear what those foolish people say. What should he do if he scolds him.

Looking coldly at Huang Shao who was rolling on the ground, Samuel didn't feel that this human being deserved his sympathy.He also interrupted his meal, he didn't understand any etiquette, kicking him would be light.However, he still thanked Huang Shao for letting him see such a "beautiful" picture.

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