Predecessors

Chapter 5 Thinking of spring in progress

Fatty Hei always felt that his position in Lin Yi's heart was very stable.After all, Lin Yi's circle of contact is very small, and there is no one who is particularly close to him.The only one competing with him is his uncle's bird "Blue Ear".

Blue Ear is a bad bird, always trying to get his uncle's attention.For example, when his uncle told him a story, Lan Er would deliberately stop on his uncle's shoulder and even fly around in front of their eyes.When his uncle was eating with him, he was chirping and screaming, so that his uncle had to feed it first.

The black fat man is secretly looking for something to do with Blue Er, so as to threaten him not to pester his uncle, but he is frustrated to find that Blue Ear is smart and capable, and can help his uncle do many things.Collect information, organize materials, and even help uncle take care of his beloved flowers and plants.Sometimes, it perches obediently in Lin Yi's hands, enjoying Lin Yi's affectionate touch on it.This is the most jealous picture of the black fat man.

Once, the Chinese teacher assigned a composition: What do you most want to be?The black fat man wrote earnestly: I want to be a more beautiful and smarter bird than blue-eared.

On a summer night, everything looks hazy and dark, and even the air seems to become fresh and fragrant.There are blue fireflies flying in the grass, like stars falling from the sky.The fat black man sweated during the day and his body was sticky.Lin Yi put him in the basin to take a bath.The towel soaked in cold water kept wiping the fat black man's body.The fat black man hoped that the cold water would stay on his body for a longer time, so that he wouldn't slip back into the basin all of a sudden.

Lin Yi wiped him and said, "You have to grow up quickly, you know?"

The fat black man looked at his short body, and nodded in confusion.

Baishan became a frequent visitor to Lin Yi's house.He watched with relief as the fat black man grew taller again, which meant that he was one step closer to Wang Ji's return.Every time he came, he brought some weird supplements, and Lin Yi suspected that the fat black man was getting fatter and fatter because of these things.

This time, the fat black man quietly pulled the white shirt into a corner: "Immortal Bai, do you have any supplements that can make me grow up quickly?"

The white shirt looked under the fat black man, and thought to himself: The general is worthy of being a general, and he knows that he is planning for the future after such a small pee.So he didn't dare to neglect to prepare supplements in this regard for the black fat man.

After leaving the Lin residence, Bai Shan went to Yaochi Fairy to ask for tonic with the cheek. "Good fairy, good sister, do you have any medicine for aphrodisiac?"

Fairy Yaochi gave Bai Shirt a sympathetic look, and went to fetch medicine for him understandingly.I have heard that immortals in white shirts are not close to women, and I never thought that it was because they had more than enough heart but not enough strength.

"Hahaha. I didn't expect the white-clothed immortal to have such a hidden disease." A burst of hearty laughter came from behind.I saw the slender and fair person holding a folding fan, his face was like a peach petal, his eyebrows were like ink paintings, and he was very charming.It was Yisheng Zhenjun.He originally came here to meditate, but he didn't expect to find a lot of information.

It's hard to say that the white shirt is for the general, so he swallowed his anger and left in a hurry.A long series of laughter followed.

No one in the class dared to bully Fatty Hei, but he still had no friends.When get out of class was over, the students all went out to play in groups.Fatty Hei folded a paper airplane by himself, flew around the table, and got bored after a while.He rested his chin and looked enviously at the lively scene outside the window.

Soon the bell for the second class rang, and the students outside all returned to the classroom reluctantly.The head teacher brought in a boy he had never seen before.

The girls looked him straight at him and whispered to each other below.The fat black man looked up at him. He had milky white skin and a pair of beautiful eyes on his pointed face.He touched his bulging belly, secretly envious.If I was half as good-looking as this boy, my uncle would like it even more.

The boy looked around the classroom, set his sights on the black fat man, and then sat directly beside him.Hei Fatty felt that the eyes of the whole class were focused on the people around him, and he couldn't help feeling restless.

"What's your name?" The child turned to look at the fat black man and asked.

"My name is Black Fatty. What about you?"

"My name is Wang Ji. Let's be good friends."

The kid smiled slyly.The black fat man smirked along with Hehe, happy to have made new friends.

Fatty Hei found that Wang Ji was very smart, at least much smarter than himself.The math teacher asked him to do difficult math, and he gave the answer in a second.The Chinese teacher asked him to recite ancient poems, and he could tell them right away.

The fatty black scratched his head, thinking of his messy grades, he was envious of him.

If he was half as smart as Wang Ji, uncle would be happier.

But Lin Yi is very unhappy recently, because he dreamed of Wang Ji several times.

In the dream, they went back to the time when they went up the mountain together to learn fairy arts.Taoist Xuejin was full of praise when he saw Wang Ji at the first sight: This person is immortal, extraordinary and refined.

Compared with Wang Ji, Lin Yi is not outstanding, but he loves flowers and plants and other small creatures, and is a little more spiritual than others.

One day it snowed heavily on the mountain.The sky and the earth are pure white.There are snowflakes floating in the air, small white feathers, like blown pear petals, scattered here and there.

Wang Ji came to look for Lin Yi with a plum blossom in her hand.A red dress looks like blood, the wind blows, and the clothes are fluttering, as if something is gurgling.

"Yi Jun, I'll walk on the snow to see you."

"Winter snow is biting, be careful of the wind and cold."

Lin Yi took the plum blossoms and put them in the bottle.A fire broke out in the house, Wang Ji's forehead was sweating, and she took off her coat.

"Yi Jun, it's so strange, I feel hot all over when I see you."

As soon as he finished speaking, he took off his underwear again, revealing his muscular upper body.Lin Yi blushed, wondering what Wang Ji meant when she said that she felt feverish when she saw him.

What happened next made Lin Yi blush up to his ears.Wang Ji took off her trousers, her shoes, and finally even her obscene trousers, and she was completely honest with herself.

Lin Yi woke up suddenly and found that he was sweating all over.He was anxious and uneasy, not knowing how he could have such an obscene sex dream.

Fatty Hei found that something was wrong with Lan Er recently.From time to time, it twisted its waist and hips on the paper ball or other things, and often spread its wings, with its tail upturned, and had a bad temper. Last time, it almost pecked the black fat man's hand to bleed.

"Uncle, what happened to Lan Er recently?"

Lin Yi said indifferently: "It's hot, it's just heat."

"Don't animals go into heat in spring, it's summer now."

Lin Yi couldn't help but think of the erotic dream he had last night, and he was very embarrassed: "What's the child's business?"

The fat black man pursed his mouth.He found that his uncle was as moody as Lan Er recently, so he had better be careful.

Baishan came to Lin's house again, holding the supplements he asked for from Yaochi Fairy.Lin Yi found that the medicinal materials were different this time, so he unintentionally asked, "What kind of supplement is this time?"

Baishan thought to himself: Lin Yi is the general's predecessor anyway, so it's not good to show the general's face in front of his predecessor.Then he said seriously: "This is for the general to keep fit."

Fatty Hei rarely begged Lin Yi to boil the tonic for himself.Lin Yi put the herbal medicine into the stove, twisted it gently with a simmering fire, and watched the simmering fire coiled under the medicine pot to form petals of flowers. After boiling, the heart of the core was relaxed, and the strong herbal smell was released one by one. pour it out.

Sweat broke out on Lin Yi's forehead, and the fat man took a cattail fan to fan him. "Don't fan, the fire will be extinguished by you." Hearing this, the fat man moved away from the stove, but still fanned Lin Yi vigorously.

The white shirt couldn't understand the fat black man's servility to Lin Yi, so he dropped the medicine and left.He returned to the Heavenly Court, intending to report the current situation of the general to the Emperor of Heaven.A burst of strange smoke suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and the smoke transformed into strange shapes and colors. For a while, it was like a light curtain, floating in the air, for a while, it seemed to be picked out from the incense burner, rising straight up, for a while, it seemed to be Become a big flag fluttering in the wind.Bai Shan was secretly surprised.Suddenly, Yan turned into a man, who turned out to be Yisheng Zhenjun.

The white shirt scolded angrily: "It's nothing, what kind of tricks are you playing?"

"I thought I was playing a monkey."

The white shirt was furious, and Zhenjun Yisheng dared to turn a corner and scold him. "Who are you calling a monkey?"

"Oh, I was wrong, this monkey is indeed not an ordinary monkey, but a monkey with kidney deficiency."

It's really a pot that doesn't open.Bai Shan recalled the experience of being ridiculed last time, the old hatred and the new hatred were added together, and he went straight to fight Yisheng Zhenjun.Yisheng Zhenjun did not show any weakness, and after dodging easily, he attacked the white shirt.The two fought desperately in the heavenly court.

"Presumptuous, what's the point of fighting in the heavenly court."

The Heavenly Emperor was playing chess with the Taishang Laojun, and finally won, but was told by his subordinates that someone was fighting in the Heavenly Court.

"I see that you are too idle. I will punish you to go down to earth for 20 years and you are not allowed to use immortal techniques during this period."

Bai Shirt was anxious, he had the task of protecting the general's safety, so he winked at the Emperor of Heaven.The Emperor of Heaven also thought of this stalk, but Jinkou was already opened and could not be easily changed, so he pretended to cough.

"I have always distinguished rewards and punishments. In view of the fact that Yisheng Zhenjun provoked first, so during the punishment, Yisheng Zhenjun cannot use immortal methods, and the white-clothed immortal can still use immortal methods."

Bai Shirt was overjoyed in his heart, because Yisheng Zhenjun lost his immortal magic, and he still worried that he would not be able to avenge him.

The fat black man ate the supplements from the white shirt, and his anger was too high.Tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, woke up several times at night, alarming Lin Yi in the cubicle.Lin Yi got up to check the situation, and found that the black fat man on the bed was blushing and frowning, feeling very uncomfortable.He reached out and touched Fatty Hei's face, it was very hot.Hei Fatty felt something icy touching him, which slightly relieved the heat, and he put his entire face on Lin Yi's hand.

"Uncle, I feel so bad."

"You just have a fever, you'll be fine when the fever subsides."

"I heard from the teacher that people can die if they have a fever. Am I dying soon?" The fat man looked at Lin Yi with wet eyes.

Lin Yi saw that Fatty Hei was delirious from the fever, so he quickly wiped his body with a wet towel.Fatty Hei didn't wait for Lin Yi's answer, thinking that he was bound to die.He smiled sadly:

"I don't want to die, I want to be with you forever. Am I greedy? I don't want Blue Ears, Aunt Hua, or Fairy in White Shirt. I just want to be with you."

"Do you think my wish will come true?"

Lin Yi stopped moving.He didn't know that Fatty Hei had such deep feelings for him.He didn't answer the fatty black's question.

The night wind blew for a long time, and the leaves of the vegetation rustled.In the hazy shadow, the two people's thoughts are vaguely hidden.

small theater

Bai Shirt asked: Why do you both have nosebleeds?

Black fat man: too angry

Lin Yi: Too much lust