The villain always thinks I'm stupid

Looking at someone leisurely roasting a pheasant, Ye Mingjue closed his eyes, facing the fresh forest air, took a deep breath, and then let it out.

After repeating this action several times, he finally dissipated the anger in his chest a little.

He knew that he had to be patient enough when communicating with Bai Lian, otherwise he would definitely be the one who was mad at him.

Well, don't be angry, after using the other party to obtain treasures to restore their strength, he can kick them away with one kick.

"Where did the chicken come from?"

With a calm and steady tone as usual, Ye Mingjue looked down at Bai Lian.

Bai Lian raised her chin into the lush forest: "Here, I caught the one raised in the forest."

Thinking of the nearby situation introduced by the senior swordsman, Ye Mingjue pondered: "I remember that this forest is for low-level disciples to cultivate, and there are many monsters in it..."

He looked at the grilled chicken that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and his Adam's apple twitched: "Are you sure it's not a monster?"

Bai Lian was stunned for a moment, leaning on the side of her cheek with one hand as if in deep thought: "I really don't know about this, anyway, I just stabbed him to death with a single sword, and I didn't feel any spiritual power at all... But it doesn't matter if it's a monster Bar."

He smiled and said a remark that fit his personality: "Aren't monsters just for eating?"

Ye Mingjue: ...?

What the hell is this?

But looking at Bai Lian's earnest eyebrows, it seemed that he really believed that in his heart. Ye Mingjue had nothing to say for a while. Although he always knew that Bai Lian's character was out of touch and ignorant of worldly affairs, every time he accepted the collision of their values, It takes a while for the brain to go blank.

Bai Lian was the first person who made him feel so troublesome and didn't know how to deal with it.

But he has suffered a lot, and Ye Mingjue himself has learned to behave himself. Compared with the helpless and irritable before, now he only needs to calm down for a few moments before changing his expression to another topic without changing his face. With rapid growth.

And since it was impossible to fundamentally change Bai Lian's thoughts, Ye Mingjue wisely changed another way to persuade Bai Lian.

He squatted beside Bai Lian, staring at the thick eyelashes on the side of Bai Lian's face, and said calmly: "Now we are pretending to lurk in Yulian Gate, we must not act in a public manner, we must be careful and low-key."

"I understand." Bai Lian turned her head and gave him a big smile, and gave him a thumbs up, "Don't worry, I've already checked, the area around this pheasant's nest is empty, and there is absolutely no relative or friend to bring it home It's safe to come to revenge!"

Ye MingJue: "...that's not what it means."

He silently took a deep breath, and pointed to the sky: "If you light a fire here, there will be smoke rising into the sky, and people from Yulianmen will cause trouble if they see it."

Bai Lian followed his line of sight, as if he had just discovered the thick smoke billowing in the sky, and immediately widened his eyes in shock: "So it's like this!!"

He couldn't help looking at Ye MingJue: "You're so smart, why didn't I think of that."

Ye MingJue felt tired even reacting now, so he just said: "...There is still time to put out the fire now."

However, after speaking, Bai Lian looked at the half-roasted pheasant in his hand, with a look of hesitation and heartache on his face. Anyway, that was the expression Ye Mingjue had never seen on Bai Lian's face, which was enough to show Bai Lian's state of mind at the moment complicated.

In the end, Bai Lian gritted her teeth, looked at Ye Mingjue with moist eyes, and begged: "Give me a little more time, it will be cooked soon, smell the aroma, don't you want to eat it!"

Although Ye Mingjue kept telling himself not to care about the roast chicken, but at the moment when Bai Lian mentioned it, the tempting aroma lingered around him all the time.Coupled with the fact that someone's peach blossom eyes were full of tears and charming, Ye Mingjue only took one look and then looked away.

"……Boost."

In the end, he still compromised under the alluring fragrance or the alluring eyes.

"Okay!" Bai Lian immediately responded happily, cheering from her throat, Ye MingJue sat down beside him helplessly, but couldn't help but look forward to the taste of roast chicken in her heart.

Will it have a different aftertaste like the dishes in the restaurant?

While Bai Lian was busy, Ye MingJue thought of another thing: "Speaking of which, didn't those two sword cultivators come to trouble you?"

"Trouble?" Bai Lian asked suspiciously, "Why did you come to trouble me? I haven't provoked anyone."

Ye Mingjue was taken aback, surprised that he guessed wrong, but those two swordsmen also said that they were newcomers who practiced spells this year and that they were good-looking little boys, and they made them ugly when they came up, how do you think about this? It's all Bai Lian.

With a suspicious attitude, Ye Mingjue elaborated: "Those two sword cultivators are tall and short, one fat and one thin, and the tall one has a mole on his chin, you really haven't seen it?"

After he said this, Bai Lian clapped his hands as if he suddenly realized: "I have indeed seen these two people."

Ye MingJue's heart trembled suddenly, and he continued: "However, these two senior brothers are just kindly wanting to teach me my boxing techniques. It's too late for me to thank them, so how can I have an enmity?"

"..." The more Ye Mingjue listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, "Guess you... boxing?"

"Well, they say it's for educating newcomers." Bai Lian clenched her fist, and imitated that swordsman's appearance and swung it at Ye Mingjue's face. Because the speed was so slow, Ye Mingjue tilted his head without even looking at it. She dodged and raised her eyebrows slightly.

"That's right, I did it just like you." Bai Lian smiled softly, then turned her head to turn over the roasted pheasant, "It's rare that the two senior brothers took the initiative to teach me, but their fists are too slow. Not much help."

"Later, they wanted to teach me swordsmanship. Hey, it's a pity that I didn't learn very well. I'm better than them."

"After I declined their kindness, I left. It wasn't the enmity you said at all."

Ye Mingjue: "..."

After listening to the ins and outs revealed by Bai Lian with a chuckle, Ye Mingjue finally understood.

Ganqing Jianxiu tried to repair Bai Lian under the pretext of education, but was repaired by Bai Lian instead. No wonder he was so angry when he came back, and there was an obvious fist mark on his face.

His lips moved slightly, but he couldn't say anything for a while, he could only listen to Bai Lian talking about his kind brother, and his heart was extremely complicated.

After all, it is also a terrifying talent to be so stupid as a human being.

"Next time they come to you, you choose a place where no one is around to beat them up." In the end Ye MingJue could only suggest this, "Try to keep a low profile."

"What are you talking about?" Bai Lian looked at him with caring eyes, "We are discussing each other, very happy and friendly."

Ye MingJue: "...well, find a place where no one is around to compete."

Not wanting to talk further on this topic, Ye Mingjue set his eyes on the grilled chicken: "It's almost there."

Bai Lian also felt that it was time, and suppressed the urge to almost die laughing here, his lips slightly raised, and he handed the pheasant meat to Ye Mingjue's hands, then pinched the Yushuijue, and extinguished the bonfire.

This was the first time Ye Mingjue had seen Bai Lian cast a spell, so it was a little strange, Bai Lian took the opportunity to let him taste the roasted pheasant, and subconsciously picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.land

The burnt taste in the entrance is a bit subtle, which is quite far from the restaurant.

Ye Mingjue chewed it boringly for a few times before swallowing it, and was about to push all the pheasants to Bai Lian, when he suddenly felt a warm feeling in his dantian.

This warmth is no less than the golden lotus wine that Bai Lian gave him. It nourishes every pore like a hot spring, and it is so comfortable that people can't help but sigh.

Ye Mingjue's eyes lit up, and he marveled in his heart that the meat of this monster has such a magical effect, but he didn't know which kind of monster Bai Lian had caught.

Bai Lian smiled and looked at him: "How is it?"

Ye Mingjue praised sincerely: "That's right, it also has the effect of nourishing the dantian."

So Bai Lian tore off some meat and threw it into his mouth in satisfaction. After chewing it a few times, his face froze instantly.

Using his cuff to cover his face as if to wipe his face, he turned his head and quickly spit out the piece of meat on the ground. His expression showed a momentary dislike, and then he quickly returned to a gentle smile.

Ye Mingjue ate several mouthfuls of meat, but did not see Bai Lian opening his mouth again, so he asked doubtfully, "Why don't you eat it?"

Bai Lian politely declined his kindness, her voice was as soft as dripping water: "This meat is very good for you, eat more and don't worry about me."

Ye Mingjue naturally wouldn't think that Bai Lian, who was so obsessed with the roasted pheasant, didn't want to eat any more after just one bite. He thought it was because he deliberately endured so that he could recover more cultivation, the expression in his eyes was even more moving, and he said it sincerely. Xie: "Thank you."

It was Bai Lian's usual smile that answered him.

The two were very lucky, they waited until the whole chicken was swallowed into Ye Mingjue's stomach, and they didn't meet any disciples who came to patrol. They agreed to meet here every night at [-] o'clock to report the information they had, and they hurried back to their dormitory .

Li Yaoyang, who was a little restless in the dormitory, has been looking out the window intentionally or unintentionally, seeing a figure in a moon-white robe pushing in through the door unharmed, he was relieved: "Fortunately, you are fine, you are going out at such a short time." For a long time, I thought you were in danger."

Li Yaoyang is only 15 years old, his small face has not been fully unfolded, he looks like a young boy who looks like a bunny, maybe because of this, he has no defense and treats people with sincerity.

Bai Lian smiled and touched his face until his cheeks were flushed, before she put her hands down: "I'm fine, I'm worrying you."

Li Yaoyang was thin-skinned, he lowered his head and rubbed his cheeks, his eyes were full of water, the system saw it, and couldn't help but warn: "This is naked molestation, let go of that child!"

Bai Lian was speechless: "How old is he, how old am I, and he's thinking like teasing a child. You think too much."

The system turned a deaf ear to it and continued to shout: "Let go of that kid—something is coming after Ye Mingjue! You can fuck him as you like!"

Bai Lian: "..."

The more the system spoke, the more excited it became: "Tie his hands with a golden whip, cover his eyes with a belt, throw him on the bed and strip him naked, then bite his white and slender neck and lick his delicate and small throat..."

Bai Lian immediately yelled: "Stop!!"

After finally blocking the system's dirty words, he rubbed his forehead with a headache and took a deep breath: "What have you been watching recently?"

The system opened a book in its consciousness, pointed at the cover with the tip of its sword, and shyly said: "The chaotic love history that Zhenjun Shenglian had to mention in those years--the second part (Longyang version). Tsk tsk, it's so fast!" The second part will be released, and this author will really adapt to the times."

"........."

The scene of Ye Mingjue declaring that True Monarch Shenglian had broken his sleeves in the street that day is still vivid in his memory, the corner of Bai Lian's mouth twitched and split open.

The author has something to say:

Author: What!Rumor has it that True Monarch Shenglian is Duanxiu, so I have to keep up with current events!

So the second part came out within three days, and it was very popular in the audience, and everyone knew that Zhenjun Shenglian was a broken sleeve