The villain always thinks I'm stupid

Bai Lian rubbed her eyes, then turned her gaze to Ye Mingjue again.

Good guy, he really didn't have hallucinations, Ye Mingjue was just standing in front of the busy street with a serious face, holding a erotic book in his hand.

There is still a love history about him!

Although he doesn't know why this type of book appeared in the bookstore, Bai Lian is sure that his love history is completely zero, and the densely recorded records are all made up!

As if sensing his ups and downs, Ye MingJue finally moved his gaze away from the book and closed the book in his hand.

The owner of the bookstore immediately greeted him with a smile: "How does the guest officer feel, does it suit your appetite?"

"I think..." Ye MingJue snorted coldly, and threw the book heavily on the table, "It's just nonsense!"

The owner of the bookstore never expected him to say that, and stared angrily: "Guest officer, you don't have to like it, but you can't slander the historical facts. This is disrespect to Zhenjun Shenglian!"

Ye Mingjue sneered: "I think you're the one who disrespects Zhenjun Shenglian."

Unexpectedly, he could still defend himself, Bai Lian's angry footsteps eased, and a gleam of relief flashed in his eyes.

"—Shenjun Shenglian obviously likes men, why are there all women here?"

……

It's a pity that in the next moment, this comfort collapsed.

Not only the owner of the bookstore stared wide-eyed, but even the passers-by on the street stopped and looked back in shock.

What did they hear!It seems to have heard a huge melon on the body of the revered Master Shenglian!

"What a handsome fellow Taoist, what did he just say, True Monarch Shenglian is a broken sleeve?"

"So that's the case! I'm a loyal reader of the books about Shenglian Zhenjun, and I've never heard of such a secret. Write it down, you must write it down!"

Listening to the whispered but excited discussions of the passers-by, Bai Lian had never wanted to strangle Ye Mingjue so much for a moment, her face was so dark that she almost dripped water.

He quickly walked up to Ye MingJue, grabbed his wrist and was about to escape from here: "Let's go."

However, Ye Mingjue, who has always been very shrewd, can't see academic falsification, so he insisted on arguing: "Wait a minute, I want to talk to the store owner, this book is all fake, it will damage the integrity of Zhenjun Shenglian. reputation."

Bai Lian thought that what you're talking about is hurting my reputation, and she almost laughed angrily: "Do you still want bodhi seeds? There's no time!"

Ye Mingjue wavered a bit, and finally had to put down the book regretfully.

After walking several meters in a row, he was still sighing secretly. Unfortunately, he still wanted to give Zhenjun Shenglian another surprise, but the heat was still a little short.

Thinking of the hot erotic book in the storage bag, a strange light flashed across his eyes, he snorted coldly in his heart, and stopped thinking about it.

Suddenly, he instinctively sensed a line of sight coming from behind, and locked his position firmly. When he subconsciously turned around, he saw a strange man with a tough face and a burly figure with a cold expression. He looked like an authentic man. Sword repair.

The two looked at each other, and although they were separated by layers of crowd, there was a strange spark in their eyes.

Ye Mingjue frowned slightly, not knowing where he offended the other party, but soon the man looked away and walked steadily in the opposite direction, Ye Mingjue suppressed his doubts and ignored him.

"How far is Bodhisattva from here?" He couldn't help but look at the person who was pulling him away.

Bai Lian's heart was still full of anger, but she said softly, "Hurry up, come soon."

Who would have thought that it would be such a bad result that it was just a erotic picture that was put on at will with the intention of teasing Ye Mingjue.He glanced at Ye Mingjue's clear eyes, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was Ye Mingjue's intentional revenge.

Since Ye Mingjue has this intention, he will naturally accompany him to the end.

Therefore, Bai Lian led the people with a smile and skillfully walked all the way to the place that the restaurant owner had just inquired about.

He stopped in front of a resplendent and resplendent archway, on which were engraved a few dragon-flying and phoenix-dancing characters of Chunfenglou, which was indescribably chic and elegant.

The more you walk in, the more magnificent it seems that you have come to a new world. There are two floors of pavilions, and the furnishings are quite exquisite. In the central area, there are women playing the piano and singing, and the whole body is surrounded by a layer of white gauze.

Ye Mingjue seldom came to such lively places, seeing the monks around drinking tea and laughing, and some beautifully dressed maidservants serving behind him, he couldn't help feeling: "Are all the teahouses so luxurious now? "

After the voice fell, he suddenly felt piercing eyes around him, and paused inexplicably, not knowing why.

"Excuse me, sir." At this time, the maid in charge of pouring tea for their table came over with a smile on her lips, "We are a brothel here."

Ye MingJue froze: "..."

With a blank expression on his face, he turned his head and stared at Bai Lian who was sipping tea with his head down but didn't dare to look at him. Ye MingJue took a deep breath, and then suddenly stood up with a flick of his sleeves.

As soon as he moved, Bai Lian, who was secretly watching him, immediately grabbed his waist, refusing to let him leave.

Ye MingJue gritted his teeth: "Let go!"

Bai Lian shook her head: "It's already here, it's too embarrassing for you to leave now!"

This sentence had a very miraculous effect. Ye Mingjue, who has always paid more attention to etiquette and shame, felt the strange gaze from others, and instantly became embarrassed. After a long silence, he sat back slowly.

And drank a cup of tea to calm down.

But he cursed Bai Lian fiercely in his heart.

Seeing that he didn't make trouble anymore, Bai Lian was obviously relieved, grabbed the snacks and put them in her hand, smiled flatteringly and gave Ye MingJue a few: "That's right, you eat."

Ye Mingjue gave him a cold look, thinking that after getting the bodhi seed, he must make him look good.Then he put the fruit in his mouth with a blank expression.

This fruit is crispy and sweet as soon as it is bitten down, Ye Mingjue seldom loves it, and after looking at this round little green fruit a few more times, he feels that eating is also a kind of enjoyment for the first time.

"Is this place related to the Bodhisattva?"

"Yes, yes, you will find out later."

Seeing Bai Lian slumped on the chair comfortably, shaking his hands at him perfunctorily, waiting for the maid to bring tea and water from time to time, and watching the dance of the woman in the center with appreciation, Ye Mingjue's eyes seemed to be covered with ice, and he sneered looked away.

Although this is a brothel, the monk's brothel is naturally quite elegant. The women who received the reception were dressed in ordinary clothes, and their gestures and feet were full of elegance.

It seems that only those who have given enough spirit stones can get up and go to the second floor to have fun with the woman, but there are very few, and most people here are more like chatting and relaxing.

It is also true that the sword cultivators in the north pay attention to self-cultivation and will not let themselves indulge in dual cultivation. In addition, they are poor and clean, and they don't have so many spare spirit stones... Of course, the latter is the most important.

If you go to the south of Faxiu, the situation will be very different.

Among the guests coming and going, Ye Mingjue seemed to catch a glimpse of a rather familiar figure by chance, but unfortunately, the figure disappeared in a blink of an eye.

After regaining consciousness, I don't know when there were some beautiful fairies in elegant and luxurious clothes in front of me. They all said that there is no ugly appearance in the world of cultivating immortals, but the appearance of the women in front of them is quite amazing.

"Hi, young masters." They greeted Ye Mingjue and Bai Lian gracefully, with their slender waists lifted and their eyes amused.

Among all the guests who came to Chunfeng Tower, Ye Mingjue and Bai Lian are definitely the two people with the most outstanding appearance and temperament. And charming.

After seeing them, all the girls present were excited. Seeing that the two did not intend to name them, they boldly greeted them.

This is also a special rule of their Chunfeng Building. As long as a girl likes a customer and takes the initiative to solicit, then the customer only needs to pay a small half of the spirit stone to have a spring breeze, which is equivalent to free prostitution.

The guests around the table looked at Ye Mingjue and the two with envy. Everyone knew that the girls were proud and arrogant, and there were only one or two people who could be named in a year. Now the lucky spots fell on these two people. .

Seeing that Ye Mingjue had a sullen face and no intention of speaking, Bai Lian also saluted for him: "Hello, what's the matter?"

Several girls looked at each other, and the most beautiful girl in the center came out first to invite: "The little girl's name is Bi He, and because I admire you, I invite you to go up to the second floor to have a talk."

Although there are no explicit words, everyone knows what the second floor is, and the girl Bihe is blushing and her eyes are flickering, the meaning behind her words is self-evident.

She watched Ye Mingjue speak, so Bai Lian closed her mouth consciously, and only smiled and looked at Ye Mingjue's face, as if she was watching a good show.

But Ye Mingjue didn't even lift his eyelids, and refused in a cold voice: "No."

This merciless appearance not only made Bi He's face change slightly, even the guests who were listening were wide-eyed in surprise, and almost slapped their thighs and cried out for waste.

They all wished to go on stage and take their place, but Bihe was also an arrogant person who didn't want to give up, her gaze was fixed on Ye Mingjue, her lips were pursed, full of displeasure:

"My lord's refusal is incomprehensible. Maybe my lord doesn't know that Bihe is also the oiran here. If the oiran invites me personally, I think my lord should give me some face."

Ye Mingjue frowned, and after silently casting a glance at Bi He, he just left him where he was, and drank tea by himself.

This is considered to be merciful, in normal times, Ye Mingjue might release his murderous aura on the spot.

……

When the weird atmosphere gradually filled the surrounding area, Bai Lian finally appeared on the stage: "Sister, don't be surprised, this friend of mine is the first time in this kind of place, and I don't understand many things. I wonder if you can explain in detail the requirements for going to the second floor." and the situation?"

His facial features are exquisite, his small porcelain white face is raised, and his moist eyes are raised and blinked innocently, which really gives people the feeling of being quite young.

The soft and waxy sister in this life made Bi He feel a little fond of him, and she reluctantly hooked her lower lip as she walked down the steps.

No one saw the anger flashing in her eyes, as well as her determined gaze towards Ye MingJue.

"This second floor means that the young girl will be in the same room with the young master... for reception." Bi He's voice is soft, her eyes are seductive, and her faint smile is tantalizing.

It stands to reason that a man would understand everything up to this point, but someone asked very unemotionally, "What exactly will you receive?"

"..."

Seeing Bai Lian's confused expression, Bi He had no choice but to say casually, "For example, playing the piano and singing."

"Oh." Bai Lian suddenly turned her head towards Ye MingJue, "I'm also quite proficient in rhythm."

Ye MingJue remembered that when he opened his eyes and saw Bai Lian for the first time, the other party could play a melodious tune just through the leaves, and nodded in agreement.

Bihe's smile was a little awkward: "...or perform a dance."

Bai Lian continued to say to Ye MingJue: "I can also dance swords."

As he said that, he summoned Aotian Sword on the spot, flipped his wrist, and started to dance.The momentum of the sword is as endless as the flying snow in the sky, and the person who dances the sword is even more graceful, fluttering like a fairy.

Even Ye Mingjue was fascinated by it for a while, when Bai Lian retracted his sword and sat back to his original position, his eyes still moved slightly, and he did not regain his senses.

"Good sword!"

There was a sudden applause in the originally silent air, and then the applause came like a tide.

Most of the people present were sword cultivators. Daozhijian had never been obsessed with dancing swords, but Bai Lian's shocking move vaguely broke their cognition and had a new interpretation of the meaning of swords.

Bai Lian thanked the surrounding guests for their support, narrowed her eyes and raised her chin proudly at Ye Mingjue, the cute expression on Ye Mingjue's heart itch.

Bi He's smile, who was left on the sidelines, was almost gone, and she glared at Bai Lian veiledly.

Bai Lianquan pretended not to see her, and continued to look at her with pure eyes: "What else?"

Bilian: "Also drinking and so on... just pay some spirit stones."

Afraid of being reduced to a background board again, she immediately finished speaking in one breath.

Bai Lian continued to turn her head unaffected: "I can even make wine, so drinking is of course not a problem."

"So." He finally stared at Ye MingJue's puzzled eyes, smiled lightly on his lips, and concluded, "I know what she knows, and she doesn't know what I know, and I don't want money."

"It's better to choose her than me... What do you think?"

Ye Mingjue: "..."

The author has something to say:

Bai Lian: Proactively flirting

Ye Mingjue: Faintly moved