What should I do if my deskmate is blind

After howling, Zhao Yi thumped Lao Wang's chest explosively.There was a thumping sound.

"...cough cough." Pharaoh took a breath of air and was punched into the intake pipe, and he still patted him to comfort him, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the teacher is here." Turning his head to the police uncle, he was serious and determined, "Comrade police, They are all my students. They usually behave very well in school, and they are definitely not children who will conflict with others casually. There must be some misunderstanding in this."

Zhao Yi and Ji Chen nodded abruptly, and a handful of rice on the keyboard could be pecked out by the two of them into a novel.

"..." Shu Yan always felt that Lao Wang had an overwhelming misunderstanding of his students... including himself.

Before Wang Guangyuan came, Police Officer Zhao knew the general ins and outs of this matter.Originally, it was because the shop of this group of people was reported and sealed up, and they turned around to retaliate.The classmates of the two high school students happened to be friends with the grandson of the elder spirit shop owner.The righteous and brave young man saw it and naturally had to help him.

"Talk about it, classmate." Officer Zhao thought for a while, then turned to ask Shu Yan, "The two of them are agitated now, I think you are the calmest, and you are the one who reported the police. They..." Officer Zhao glanced Zhao Yi and Ji Chen who were "crying" on their teacher's shoulders said, "What your classmate just said is the truth, right?"

Shu Yan took a deep breath.

"Yes, Uncle Policeman," Shu Yan said with a serious face and a sincere attitude, "That was the situation at that time."

"After all, I'm underage," Shu Yan pushed his ID card, "I'm still a child, how could I lie?"

Bald head: "??!"

"...?" Ji Chen and Zhao Yi were terrified.

So the police uncle waved his hand: "Teacher is a good teacher! A good classmate who is brave enough to see justice! Come to the teacher to help me sign and take him back!"

"Uncle Policeman," Ji Chen felt that he should also give full play to himself, pressed his palms on his eyes and raised his head, and said righteously, "This is what we should do!"

Bald head: "???"

Why is it that a unilateral overwhelming attack that can't even be called a fight is a fucking act of righteousness? ?

"Go back and take a hot bath and have a good meal!" The police uncle patted Ji Chen's shoulder, then turned his head and said to Wang Guangyuan in a low voice that everyone in the office could hear, "The child is still young, go back In order to give them psychological counseling, don't leave any psychological shadow."

Shu Yan looked at the bald head whose gaze gradually became dull: "..."

Even Ji Chen couldn't hold back anymore, he lowered his head pretending to be a "psychological shadow", and rubbed his face with the palm of his hand.Smooth the corners of your mouth.

Only Zhao Yi, who is probably really slow in emotional perception, was able to cooperate in the play, touching his heart: "I still feel a little out of breath now."

"Yes, yes," Wang Guangyuan held the police uncle's hand, "Don't worry, comrade police, I'm good at this!"

He is a person who has a second-level certificate in psychological counseling!

Ji Chen couldn't laugh anymore.

Zhao Yi couldn't continue acting either.

The two of them are instantly like the flowers of the motherland who forgot to water for three days, and they are wilting.

Only Shu Yan who had never tried Lao Wang's "psychological counseling" was still calm.

"You...? You...!" The bald head was shocked.

……Hold.Are high school students familiar with "Actor's Self-cultivation"?

"Good boy, good boy," Old Wang touched Zhao Yi's head, "Teacher is late, don't be afraid."

"..." The bald world collapsed.

……Hold.What a fucking big kid :)

Shu Yan glanced at the bald-headed and green-haired group of people squatting on the ground, and felt that before these people made irreparable mistakes, the two "children" Ji Chen and Zhao Yi had been given a vivid socialist practice class. The education class is still quite worthy of thanks.

Lao Wang led the people out, and after confirming that the three were not injured, he hurried back: "The mother-in-law's family is missing three, and one is missing, so let's do the psychological counseling on Monday. The teacher will not forget."

A few people know that he came from the mahjong table, and he can make the mother-in-law lose one of three. He absolutely loves them.

"Old Wang, please slow down on the road, don't worry," Zhao Yi took care of him, "Go back quickly."

Ji Chen was also afraid of Monday and... inevitably a little moved.Anyway, with a teacher like Old Wang, he felt that he would probably meet one in this lifetime.

The three watched Lao Wang get into the car, and then waved at them until they couldn't see them.

Shu Yan looked at Ji Chen and Zhao Yi: "Thank you today." Although it was still early, Shu Yan said, "Let's have dinner together."

Grandpa was "weak" enough to go to the hospital, at least those few people were not too polite to Sui Yi, if Ji Chen and Zhao Yi were not there, they would probably suffer.

"Damn, what a big deal!" Zhao Yi still looked like nothing was a problem, and slammed Shu Yan's shoulder twice, "Didn't you treat us to dinner earlier!"

"..." Shu Yan pulled the corner of his lips to warn himself not to move.

Ji Chen glanced at him, and cleverly separated the two of them: "Next time, Zhao Yi has to go to his grandma."

"Ah, that's right!" Zhao Yi slapped his hands and looked at the time, "Damn it! I'm leaving first, see you at school on Monday!"

After Zhao Yi left, Shu Yan looked at Ji Chen, feeling... a little embarrassed.

The embarrassment of "we don't seem to be familiar with this level yet" that often appears.

"Then you..." Shu Yan asked halfway, and Ji Chen said, "I'm going to my grandpa's house."

"...Oh." Shu Yan said.

One was going to grandma's house, and the other said by the way that he was going to grandpa's house.They really haven't gotten to that level yet.

"Aren't you going to the hospital?" Ji Chen asked.

Shu Yan thought for a while: "Okay." Although Grandpa is definitely fine.

Ji Chen nodded, pointed to the parking lane on the side of the road: "Let's go."

The police car just couldn't fit, so he threw himself into the trap on a small motorcycle.

Shu Yan saw the eye-catching heavy machine interspersed among the entire row of cars: "Yes." Then he began to wait for the car.

3 minutes later--

A faceless man with a helmet on the gas pedal stopped in front of him very coolly. The engine was not turned off and the helmet was not taken off. He asked him with his long legs propped up, "Take you for a ride?"

Shu Yan is glad that his ability to recognize objects has not deteriorated, otherwise he would have replied "I don't rub".According to the temperament of his tablemate, after saying this, the two of them had to start fighting in front of the police station, and then brought the old Wang on the mother-in-law's card table again.

But Ji Chen thought he didn't hear, turned off the fire, took off the helmet, raised his hand habitually to brush his hair, and asked him: "Take you?"