Come on, Miss Mermaid

The mermaid princess and the big devil's super universe alien explosion battle!

Battle plan 1, start!

As the saying goes, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach.

Then think about it the other way around, that is, if you want to destroy a man's heart, you must first destroy his stomach!

That is to say, as long as you make food that is very hard to swallow, it will naturally make the picky eater feel disgusted, and then as long as he relaxes

Control over me, back in ten years I'm jumping into the sea in no time!

So early in the morning, I was busy in the kitchen, adding some salt, adding some sugar, and turning it over here... It's done!

The skylark sitting at the dining table was noncommittal to the food I brought, and began to eat with a blank expression.

Humph~ Although the breakfast I made looks normal on the surface, but in fact...

Ah!

But actually... what's actually going on? ! (@?a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="b6d8f6">[email protected])~

I... I seem to be doing it the normal way!

its not right?I obviously thought about how to do it before doing it.......Why did it become like this during the actual operation......

"What are you doing?"

"Ahahahaha, no...... nothing"

Battle plan 1, failed.

Reason for failure: body inertia, cooking well unconsciously.

Battle plan 2, start!

Hibari Kyouya is a person who unexpectedly values ​​tradition. Judging from the fact that the decoration of his base is completely Japanese-style and that he has to wear a kimono when entering the base.

So the battle plan this time is to resolutely not wear a kimono in his base, and then let him drive me out of this base~

I found a lot of cute clothes after rummaging through boxes and cabinets, but the size is too big for me. It seems that I will grow taller in ten years. It’s great~

I had no choice, I took the clothes that Bailan gave me and changed into them. Actually, I quite like this clothes, but it was because the skylark didn’t look very good on the day he rescued me, so I didn’t dare to wear it. Wearing this dress is afraid of irritating him.

Tied up my hair and looked in the mirror. I am very satisfied with the current image. It seems that when the hair is tied up, the face looks more loli. In this way, Skylark is now an uncle with me and a loli?

Ahhh, no, no, how can you get more and more involved with him?

So he wore this suit and swayed around his base, swayed, swayed, swayed...

囧 rz......

Why....no response at all.....

I didn't understand why it was invalid at all, so I didn't give up and asked Cao Bi implicitly, but the other party answered me very frankly:

"Actually ten years later, Miss Chi, you sometimes don't wear a kimono because you find it troublesome. Mr. Gong also acquiesced..."

"........."

Battle plan 2, failed.

Reason for failure: The other party doesn't care.

Battle plan 3, start.

In view of the lessons learned from the previous two experiences, I decided... to make a tough move!

What is Hibari Kyoya's favorite?It's the style of Bingsheng!

Kyouya Hibari will be furious if I mess around with Nishiro or attack Nishiro's students!

..........

In this case........he will definitely kill me........=_=

Stop making trouble, I might as well strangle myself to death if I have this idea, I don't have the courage at all......Even if I had, I wouldn't be able to do it......

Battle plan 3, failed.

Reason for failure: Our side proposed a foolish plan, and the protagonist didn't have the guts to carry it out.

(By the way, your 3 plans are all stupid plans -_-|||)

...................

Kneeling powerlessly, I lost...

Forget it...... Let it all go away like floating clouds...... Sure enough, it is my style to go straight when the boat arrives at the bridgehead ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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When it was almost dinner time, I dragged my weak body and ran to Jingzi and the others to prepare a meal. When I got there, I found that everyone was there except for the prison temple. Sure enough, it would be more interesting to have everyone eat together , the guy like Lark is so boring that he can't eat or sleep.

"Chu? What's wrong with you? You look listless." Kyoko asked me while arranging the dishes.

"It's nothing, I'm mourning." In the 11th chapter of mourning my lost battle plan (have you finished?)

"Hey?"

"Don't worry about her, anyway, I must have suffered a setback from Lark." Li Baoen calmly sipped his tea and vomited at me.

Right in the heart!

There was absolutely no room for refutation, I lay on the dining table and stood up weakly.

"That... that was really hard work, Chi Chi." A Gang, the only one who could understand my feelings, said a fair word, and I immediately cast a grateful look.

"Ahahaha, it's not that exaggerated, I don't think Senior Hibari will do anything excessive to Chi Chi, right?" Yamamoto boy said in a relaxed tone, wiping his sweat with a handkerchief.

"Wahhahahaha, it's really useless, Chi Chi, do you want Master Lanbo to help you?"

No need...that would really make me feel hopeless in life.

"Meow~"

Suddenly the door opened, and a mass of yellow things ran in and jumped onto the chair where Riboun was sitting.

"Oh~ good boy." Li Baoen patted its head.

"Huh? Cat?"

cat?My eyes widened instantly.

Prison Temple ran in, with a fierce tone but gentle movements hugging it up, "Really! Don't trouble me!"

This is a petite kitten, with a beautiful golden yellow and white fur, two big eyes shining like rubies, and thin red flames radiating from the ears.

For a moment, everyone's attention was attracted by this strange cat.

so cute.........

I didn't go forward, just stared blankly, but I felt that my heartbeat seemed to speed up.

Jingzi and Xiaochun immediately took out the steamed fish and put it on the table. The kitten’s eyes lit up instantly, and it immediately abandoned the prison temple and jumped onto the table to gobble it up. The cute appearance made everyone soften their expressions unconsciously. .

When the kitten was full, it lay on the table and snored. Jingzi and Xiaochun stroked its head.

I also really want to touch......

"It's not good!" At this time, Kyoko's elder brother ran in, "Mirfiore's...!" Then when he saw Kyoko and Xiaochun, he abruptly replaced the words he hadn't said with a photo Poker tournament thing.

Really, only Kyoko and the others would believe such blunt excuses.

Then Ah Gang and his group ran out, leaving only us girls...and a cat.

"Really, so impatient again..."

"Chu.......Chu? What's wrong with you? Why is your face so red?"

ah?blush?

I touched my cheeks and felt really hot.

"Meow~"

Before I could react, the kitten actually rubbed into my arms.

I suddenly stiffened.

It rubbed against my legs, making me itch, and as if that wasn't enough, it just jumped on me and sniffed here and there with its tiny nose.

In fact, if I followed my nature, I would definitely hold this little thing in my arms and ravage it, and I'm sure I like it very much.

But...it's strange, the skin pressed by its paws has a burning sensation, and the place where it smells feels goosebumps, not only that, even if I want to escape this feeling But he felt unable to move his body and his mind went blank.

A moment of cold sweat like Niagara Falls.

"Fruit!"

The yellow in front of my eyes suddenly disappeared, and my uncomfortable feeling improved a lot. I moved my finger a little, although it was still a little stiff, but it was much better.

After regaining consciousness, I realized that the kitten was held by Xiaochun, and the two of them looked at me with concern.

"Chu, I see that your face turns pale and red, and you sweat so much. What's going on?"

I shook my head, "I don't know, when it ran on me, I felt unable to move my body."

Even the voice was a little hoarse and exhausted.

"Hay? Is it a kitten? But Xiaochun thinks it's cute......"

I actually think it's cute too, really, but I'm still a little dizzy right now.

"Ah! That's right!" Kyoko suddenly exclaimed.

"Hay? Does Kyoko know?"

"Well, I think so....Chu, your real appearance is not..."

"You are... that's right!"

......! !

Why did I forget, I am a fish (╯﹏╰) This is obviously the instinctive reaction of this body!

Can cats and fish get along well?

Knowing the reason, I was heartbroken. So, can I never touch cats in my life?But I really like it T^T

After being severely hit one after another, my mood fell to the bottom in an instant.

I stood up and faced the two of them: "Jingzi, Xiaochun, I'm not feeling well, so I'm going back first."

"what......"

Obviously they also understand my current state.

I wobbled back to Yunque's side, I accidentally ignored Cao Bi's greetings, and after washing up casually, I wrapped myself in a quilt and continued to stand up.

Hello, I'm Miss Mermaid who has been hit hard, and I'm honoring my lost love (?).

The author has something to say: It may be a little different from the original plot, well, don't worry about it~

Chu Chu's battle plan was stupid, and she covered her face.

Well, the fate of cats and fish...