Oda-san's career as a magician

"You call Ezuku that guy 'Haruto', but you call me 'Dazai'... that's too much, Odasaku~" Osamu Dazai made a sad look.

It looks fake.

But it doesn't matter if it's fake or not, who can tell when he really wants to hide it?

The important thing now is that he can draw Odasaku's attention away with this!

He almost yelled just now—it was so smooth when he teased Kunikida's mother.

"But I called you 'Zhi', you said it was too nasty." Sure enough, Oda Sakunosuke was dragged away from the topic, but he still pointed it out calmly.

Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to walk into the bathroom and close the door: "That's right~!"

With a soft 'bang', the world was quiet.

While taking off his clothes and turning on the shower, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but think about the conversation he had with Oda in the elevator.He asked her if it would be inconvenient, why didn't she go to drink together another day, or didn't bring Ango with her?

How did Odasaku answer?

She didn't care about his original intention for asking the question, but said sincerely: "Actually, Dazai really wants to be together, and really wants to go back to the same days in the past, and Ango probably felt guilty all these years, so the phone call has already been made." Besides, if we don’t get together, he will definitely not sleep well, right? And Dazai, if it’s just the two of us drinking together, I always feel a little guilty.”

"—and most of all, I miss it too," she added.

"So rest assured, if you want to have a party, you just want to say what you want to say and do what you want to do. You don't need to hide your emotions in front of me. I will never get bored with you."

It's a straight ball!

A straight ball that cannot be dodged!

Sakunosuke Oda hits a home run!

Osamu Dazai: ...

Speechless.

Such affectionate words came from Oda Saku's mouth, without the slightest hint of ambiguity, and the person concerned didn't even realize how much his words were like a confession.

"call--"

Osamu Dazai exhaled, his body and mind were relaxed by the hot water, and his fatigue and negative emotions were being washed away.

It is true that he has a sincere friendship with Oda, but he also has it with Ango, but it is not as deep as Oda.

But from Odasaku's point of view, both of them are his...her friends, since Dazai, the leader, can't come to the party, she has no idea of ​​going back, and more importantly, because she values ​​Dazai, she thinks about it. To stay here at his will—

So she also looks forward to being able to have a drink and relax together during work and leisure time as before.

How enviable.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai found that he couldn't help laughing.

His heart has been filled.

It seemed to be a leaky, empty heart, and the damaged place was slowly repaired when the lost and recovered friend didn't know it.

He also does have a feeling of finding his mother—this is just a metaphor, because he feels that no matter what he does, he will get forgiveness and understanding from Odasaku. Odasaku is too reliable, caring, and careful. He couldn't help but sink into this relaxed atmosphere.

If Dun was here, he might not dare to recognize him with his energy, and he might say in surprise and trembling: "...Mr. Dazai?"

It's funny to think about.

Rinse it casually, wash your hair... it smells like roses.

This subtle difference from the original owner is probably due to gender differences, he thought.

Osamu Dazai hesitated for a second, and with difficulty removed his hands from the body/milk that also smelled of roses, then wiped his face, rinsed it hastily, and decided to go out.

The hair has to be washed, and it only smells of roses—he doesn’t want to use the hotel’s disposable shampoo—if it’s body/milk... Thinking of the smell of roses all over his body, his whole body shudders. numb.

This smells the same as other people's——

There is a sense of panic at being too close.

And the other party is already a girl, he can't even get close to her!

Thinking about it, he puffed up his bun face angrily.

...but it hasn't been posted before.

Drying his body with a new towel, he looked at the after-bath/milk again... Averted his eyes, took his clothes, and picked up a brand new pair of underwear//pants.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Nasty, really numb.

He is different from that second-married man!He is ashamed!

But this should be given to him by Haruto Jiangjiao... Why are the sizes almost the same, oh.

After changing his clothes, he was not in the mood to brush his hair anymore, so he brushed casually and went out, meeting another Oda Tsukuru who was holding a book and seemed to be absent-mindedly reading - this is really strange - he could read with a book Odasaku who doesn't go in is simply too rare.

Just as he was about to say something, he saw Sakunosuke Oda raised his head, showing disapproving eyes, and pulled a towel over: "Why don't you wipe your hair, I'm really going to catch a cold now."

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth: "..."

He still didn't say anything.

As soon as he touched Odasaku, his poisonous tongue was hidden.

"...Sorry, you're living well without me, am I meddling in my own business?" Feeling the tense muscles under his hands, Oda Sakunosuke hesitantly put down his hands.

Osamu Dazai: "No."

He seemed to be smiling, and Oda Sakunosuke felt it, and the hand he put down was brought back to the top of his hair under his force. He was unexpectedly frank: "In fact, I really enjoy the feeling of being cared for."

"Oh, is that so." Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help but diverge his thoughts: Next time Ango is unhappy, let him come over to take a bath and wipe his hair?

If Osamu Dazai knew her true thoughts, he might have to kill her with a kitchen knife overnight.

Although it is too exaggerated, he will definitely not be able to hold back and stop.

Oda Sakunosuke is very skilled, and she is very used to taking care of those children.

It's just that now that Junpei and the others are sixteen or seventeen years old, there is no possibility of letting her brush their hair.

Wait a minute, Osamu Dazai is... 22 years old!

Maybe next time we will encounter such a situation, Oda Sakunosuke is full of fighting spirit and decides to be ready at any time!

"Mr. Ranpo asked you if you want to join the Armed Detective Agency. Everyone is looking forward to your 'return' after knowing your experience." Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, enjoying the comfortable way of rubbing his hair, "Don't rush to refuse , now you and Mr. Sen have nothing to do with each other, so don't worry about implicating us..."

As soon as Oda Sakunosuke opened his mouth to say something, he was immediately suppressed by Osamu Dazai's quick words: "Don't worry if you're not staying in Yokohama, it doesn't matter if you're in Tokyo, you can be treated as a non-staff member, as long as you go back to Yokohama once in a while That's it."

This is really taking good care of Oda Sakunosuke, basically giving her another 'home' and a way out.

Because even the police and high-level government officials are unwilling to offend the armed detective agency.

Now that it's all said and done, what else can she say?I can only nod slightly: "I see, then I will join."

Osamu Dazai seemed to smile slightly: "Don't you want to know? What have you been through?"

Oda Sakunosuke finished listening to what they saw from her, and their speculations. The whole person seemed to have just been soaked in cold water for a while, a little numb, substituting Dazai Osamu's character, she I also felt that there was nothing, as if it was quite natural.

Now that it's all like this... Now that it's here, let's settle down.

"But, does Mr. Ranpo have any relatives?" She couldn't help asking, "I seem...to see his son?"

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help holding his stomach and laughing. How could Oda Sakunosuke not understand—she must have thought wrong—she put down the towel, went to get the hair dryer, and laughed until her legs went limp. Osamu Dazai went to sit down beside the sofa, sat down himself, and plugged in the socket that had been received, and she dried Osamu Dazai's hair.

This 22-year-old adult man with a height of 1.8 meters was still like a child, smiling and almost rolled off the sofa, and was finally fixed on his knee by Oda Sakunosuke.

Osamu Dazai's laughter stopped abruptly after he calmed down.

I dare not move.

He was so surprised that his whole body seemed to have turned gray and white.

Wait, Odasaku what are you doing Odasaku! ! !

Is this something you would do to a normal, able-bodied man? !Do normal girls do this? !

——Well, when I think about Odasaku, it seems reasonable.

He was a little speechless: "Oda Zukuo, do you...do you often do this to others?"

When I think that such a person exists, I am really jealous!

While drying his hair, Oda Sakunosuke replied casually: "No, because you are the first."

She thought for a while: "I just heard that people who lie down will be very relaxed. If I do this to you, you will be happy because of it, right?"

"I can feel that you are happy...Since this is the case, it doesn't matter, even if it doesn't seem good?" She laughed, and from the angle of Dazai looking up at her death, she could only see her beauty , "If you can be happy, it's worth it."

What could be more important than a friend's mood?They are best friends.

...That's too foul, Odasaku.

Osamu Dazai raised his hand, in a trance for a moment, stretched out his hand to wrap around Oda Sakunosuke's neck and pushed down hard, the latter said 'Huh? With a cry, she lowered her head obediently, as if she never defended him.

"Why don't you give me back the hug you owed me before?" Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

Oda Sakunosuke put down the hair dryer in his hand, leaned down/body up, and put his arms around him: "Okay."

"Click."

With a soft sound, it was the sound of the door lock opening, and Haruto Egaku's voice became more and more clear, and he spoke quickly: "Come in, Miss Oda just gave me the room card, let me help meet Sakaguchi at your convenience." Sir, she has to take care of Mr. Dazai so...she is already waiting for Mr. Sakaguchi."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

He froze at the door, motionless.

Ezuku Haruto poked his head over: "What's the matter, Sakaguchi--"

The two of them cosplay the statue outside, and the two of them have a quiet time inside...it seems like they are kissing each other? ? ?

Jiangjiao Haruto's whole body faded into black and white, he muttered to himself: "How, how... I, I haven't said it yet..."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

It's not surprising that Ms. Odasaku is very attractive.

calm.

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses.

This is normal, people in their 20s, isn't it normal to develop a little bit?

...But when it comes to Dazai, it's really abnormal!

calm.

……calm.

Can't calm down——! ! !

What are you doing Dazai!

Ango Sakaguchi, who was guilty and guilty at first, had his blood pressure up, and he repeatedly pushed his glasses: "...I didn't come at the right time?"