Oda-san's career as a magician

Inside the Armed Detective Agency.

When Oda Sakunosuke didn't know what to say - her intuition was not very good, she simply shut up temporarily and observed the development of the situation - the voices from both sides of the phone were not to be outdone, and came out sentence after sentence.

"What?! Odasaku, you don't care if you have another man, and you still want to be a queen/mother?! This kind of second-married man should be thrown away! Throw it away!" The possessiveness of his friends and the joy of getting them back made him not want to give up the treasures at hand.

What he wants is always lost, and what is at his fingertips is not what he wants, so after meeting Oda Saku again, he couldn't help but fight with others.

He pretentiously wiped the corners of his eyes: "I'm not married yet, Oda Saku, I've been waiting for you. And obviously I came first, why did things turn out like this?"

Gojo Satoru is over there'huh? ’, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "What nonsense are you talking about! That child Hui was adopted by me, and I'm not married yet!"

He cursed: "I'm still coming first, you haven't been here for long, so you won't allow me to come from behind? Can't you see me getting closer with Sakunosuke? I'm really jealous. I'm a magnanimous adult, and I will allow Sakunosuke Make friends!"

Osamu Dazai pretended not to hear what was said later, he put his hands on his face and pretended to be shocked, and said, "Pick up, pick up/Panxia?!"

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

She mumbled, "Well...I didn't...what are you talking about..."

The hand that had nowhere to rest was slid across the air, and in the end, she could only cover the lower half of her face, her pupils trembling: What's going on?It seems that everyone suddenly became angry?These words seem to be both right and wrong, what’s going on? ! ! !

She turned her eyes to Jiangjiao Qingdou for help, but this young man seemed to be hit hard, and muttered: "...a bamboo horse...from the sky...opportunity...gone..."

Oda Sakunosuke:?

What are you talking about?Bamboo horse?Heaven?what chance?

"Have you been watching any TV series lately, or have you watched too much?" She challenged Jiang Jiaoqing.

It's a pity that Haruto Ezuku didn't notice, but——

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai exaggerated: "I was discovered by you!"

Gojo Satoru over there: "I recently played a love game! I have cleared the level!"

Oda Sakunosuke: "Satoru can actually pass the love game? I heard from Glass that you have no love cells at all, so you have been single for 28 years."

Gojo Satoru: "...?!"

Osamu Dazai: "Pfft."

Oda Sakunosuke suddenly realized: "No wonder Dazai always plays fighting games."

Because playing love games is impossible to pass the level!Dazai also seems to be single for 22 years...

Osamu Dazai: "..." Gan.

Gojo Satoru: "Hahahahaha!!"

Big trouble.Oda Sakunosuke was very clear about this.

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Woohoo (onomatopoeia)...

I can't stand it anymore!

——Let's go!

She immediately said to the mobile phone: "I'm sorry, I apologize first if there is a misunderstanding, but I don't like you, please don't be passionate, I don't have anyone I like, and I am single now."

What she said was true and straightforward, but it was extremely lethal, especially on the opposite side of Mr. Six Eyes who was very narcissistic and was raised by others, and he froze over there.

Of course, Oda Sakunosuke also hit this side hard... She quickly said in a series of words: "I will come to see you tomorrow, Dazai has to work hard, don't think too much. I do have someone else..."

Osamu Dazai: "?!"

"——It's just Ango." Oda Sakunosuke pondered, "He seems to be working very hard. Dazai is so good, he must be no worse than Ango. Then I will leave and see you tomorrow. Oh, by the way, my phone number is... ..."

She turned around and pulled the petrified Egaku Haruto away, Dazai Osamu looked at her back and sighed faintly, "Even Odasaku can make jokes."

Butchers: ...

It's like watching a big show.

They returned to their positions with mixed feelings and continued to work.

Osamu Dazai also put away the smile on his face, watched Edogawa get up in disorder, he followed behind, entered the infirmary, and 'threw' Yosano Akiko outside - occupying this room.

They were about to have a conversation, and Gojo Satoru, who was hung up on the other side, was in a daze.

Wujo Satoru, who is extremely narcissistic and has a bad personality, has not realized that he is not liked, so he is suddenly pointed out, he!Can't accept it!

He started bombing/bombing like crazy.

Text messages, Internet messages, phone calls—

All the methods he could think of were used, and after the unbearable disturbance over there, they even shut down!machine!up!

Teacher Gojo, who is in a bad mood, is no longer a human being.

He put away his mobile phone, changed tomorrow's students' theoretical class into gymnastics training, and beat up the students one by one—even the second graders.

Panda: "Is this expressing anger?"

The dog curly spine has a strong tone and is not full of words: "Salmon salmon!!"

Nagasaki Wild Rose hummed: "I guess it's because of Oda-sensei..."

Fu Heihui: "Singleness is indeed his fault."

One of the remaining two classmates nodded cautiously, and the other aboveboard gave a disdainful 'tss' and cursed: "What a bastard."

These are all things for later, it is still when Oda Sakunosuke just left Butei.

In the infirmary of the Armed Detective Agency, Edogawa Ranpo sat on a chair as soon as he entered, stepped on the ground, and turned around. Dazai Osamu did not sit down, but stood directly, with a smile on his face that could not judge his true emotions.

The famous detective from Wuzhen Center looked at him, playing with a marble in his hand, and spoke first:

"In her world, 'Dazai' is the leader of PortMafia, but she knew what would happen in the future about four years ago, because the usurpation time was urgent, and if she went by herself, she would not be able to consolidate her power, and Yokohama would be in chaos. ...Well, what an idiot, Dazai, it's not like you to dedicate everything for others."

When Osamu Dazai asked, it would be better for him to talk, anyway, he wanted to talk.

"But I can understand, because if it's the president, Ranpo-sama can't help but do it." Edogawa Ranpo put away the beads, "He... that Dazai, did it with the Armed Detective Agency deal, so Oda became a member of the Armed Detective Agency, because she knows this, so she is so peaceful."

Osamu Dazai's words revealed a bit of bitterness: "But the children were not rescued, it was 'I' who got it too late."

Edogawa Ranpo waved his hand: "She doesn't resent you, and Ranpo-sama can see that she has seen 'you' as the leader again after that! And more precisely, she is blaming herself , there is no way to pull you to this side, no way to reach out to you again, so she is grateful to you and hates her own incompetence."

"'It would be nice if she was stronger', she had such an idea, but in fact, she had basically reached the upper limit of her body at that time, and she would not be stronger." He added.

"And... in her world, there are no magic spirits, magic powers, or magicians." Dazai Osamu sighed, "But since she was sent here, it means he saw it, and it can make her life better Will the picture, here, make her better, less attached to the children?"

He smiled bitterly: "This really left me with a big problem."

"If you can penetrate the world, the leader's trading partner is not just Butei, but in fact, you can't use that thing, so your trading partner..." Edogawa Ranbu pointed at it, "She It seems that there are other reasons, I tend to be someone who made a deal with him and wanted a happy ending - for Oda - but lack of energy? Maybe there are other reasons, it fails, and it will appear as 'you' There is no foreshadowing for usurping the throne, it is very abrupt."

The young man got off the chair, stood up, and stopped when he passed Osamu Dazai: "This is based on reasoning and reasonable guesses, but the deeper one is covered up, and I can't see it."

"...Because, the people who traded... are 'me' and 'he'." Dazai Osamu murmured with his eyes blank.

It won't be Ango, he is too rational, and the responsibility on him is not enough to make him make the decision to give up everything and change to Oda.

In terms of time, Dazai No. 1 had the same experience as him, and then he made a deal with "Him" in exchange for a Sakunosuke Oda. He should have had a happy if-line life—be able to write and raise children—but this is also Needed another Dazai effort (number 2) and things went wrong.

When Dazai No. 2 (in the life of the if line) got the book and saw that Oda would die, he had already, the Mimic incident had come to an end, so he could only hastily usurp the throne and let Mr. Mori fake his death, so as to make a deal with Butei. They save people in exchange for a new member (Oda Zuo), and there are other additional conditions, which they still don't see.

——In order not to collapse the power of PortMafia, the dark side of Yokohama fell into chaos without an owner. Dazai No. 2 did not go to see Odasaku in person, nor did he join Butei. He could no longer turn back.

If the line develops normally, 15-year-old Dazai gets the book, so because he wants to keep Oda and the children alive, able to write, and then become the leader-Nakajima Atsushi is joining Mafia, Akutagawa Ryunosuke will follow Oda Make a join, ie, the line of the leader Jae.

But now this if line is abnormal.

Then, because Dazai No. 2 saw the new possibility of Oda Saku, he traded Oda Saku to come to him.

Odasaku's amnesia may be due to the world's protection mechanism, or it may be one of the trading conditions of Dazai No. 2, but this can explain why Odasaku's identity certificate and card number are still useful here-he is It has been checked and all documents are valid.

But... is the world awareness of each transaction the same?

How did 'Dazai' connect with world consciousness?

This Oda is a woman, and her name is Sakunosuke. Is it the result of the twisted if line that failed?

If so many people work together——

——"Sure enough, your existence is meaning."

"By the way!" Edogawa Ranpo poked his head in again from the opened infirmary door, full of energy, "Dazai, if she doesn't stay in Yokohama, what will happen to you?"

The breeze blew into the window, brushed the young man's face, and blew his soft curly hair. He showed a small smile, which he didn't hide from the detective. His mood might not be so relaxed for a long time: "It's good to be alive."

Because her existence is meaning.

Because so many people made the same decision, it means that Oda Saku must be the one who can get happiness.

Dazai in the sun, when he said these words, seemed like a beautiful gem was finally willing to wipe off the last bit of dust used to hide his embarrassment, and it was shining brightly.

Sure enough, while the kite was being led, it was also pulling the direction of the thread-holder.

Edogawa ranpo retracted his head.

Well, it is really unexpected 'magnanimity'.

*

After leaving Butei, Oda Sakunosuke felt like crying, but she sat back in the car and said, "Go back to the hotel."

I can't go back!She has to deal with her problems...

The phone buzzed non-stop, whether it was the ringtone or the vibration, it was still ringing after 5 minutes. Oda Sakunosuke couldn't stand the noise and didn't know how to answer Gojo Satoru, so he had to turn it off first, hoping to wait for her to turn it on Gojo Satoru had already calmed down by the time - at least don't keep bombing/bombing!

...Although what she said just now seems inappropriate, but Wu, you are reliable, right?

Oda Sakunosuke just packed up and came out of the hotel four or ten minutes later, got in the car that the auxiliary supervisor Haruto Egado had brought and went straight to the mission location, and then turned on the phone by the way—

The screen of the mobile phone was full of 'Wujo Wu', either text messages or phone calls, and then the mobile phone was successfully stuck.

Oda Sakunosuke: ...

After a full 2 ​​minutes, the screen seems to be able to slide!Slightly happy, she swiped up twice and seemed to be stuck again...

Then two seconds later, a voice suddenly came from the mobile phone: "...to help!"

Oda Sakunosuke: "!"

It turned out that it was stuck because of a call but the screen didn't respond! ! !

Jiangjiao Qingdou turned his eyes away and concentrated on the car ahead, but couldn't help but prick up his ears to listen.

"Sakunosuke! You are too much! No one has ever treated me like this—!"

The woman with a big head paid a lot of price and conditions, and then reluctantly calmed him down, and continued the task of exorcising the curse spirit.She naively thought that this matter was over, and the reply students were motivated.

As a result, very late that day, she lay on the bed after taking a shower, was so tired that she almost fell asleep, and her mobile phone was gone again!ring!up!

Gojo Satoru: "The help of Zuo-"

Are you chewing gum? !