[Comprehensive Yingmei] Chaoying reported me for cheating

"All right……"

The Spider Queen originally wanted to remind Lilia not to be so loud downstairs in Peter Parker's house, but seeing the look of eager anticipation on the host's face, she stopped blocking her.

Alas, who would have thought that such a familiar Miss Lilia used to be a social phobia, and she didn't know the social etiquette that normal people should abide by...

At this moment, Peter Parker, whom Lilia was thinking about, was wearing a silly smile, and said to Aunt Mei in a slightly timid tone: "I really stayed in the store selling pizza in the afternoon, and as for what happened in the city center, It has nothing to do with the scratch on my arm."

He really didn't know what Aunt Mei was going to do with a suspicious look on her face. According to the normal dinner process, the current aunt should be sitting on the rocking chair downstairs, recalling the day's work, and thinking about how to make a meal tomorrow morning. A nutritionally balanced breakfast is just right.

"Are you sure? Working in a pizza shop shouldn't cause bruises on your arms, right?" May asked Peter in a low voice, "I deal with people in the hospital all the year round. After all, they need me to calculate the prices of some drugs in the market."

As an ordinary American woman, May has really given too much to Peter Parker now. She doesn't want her children to hide some things about herself, such as the scars on her hands were actually caused by being bullied by the employees of the pizza shop of.

"This is what I accidentally fell and scratched when I was selling the new pizza." Peter Parker smiled uncomfortably, "If something happens to me, I will definitely tell you—"

Peter Parker had already used a coquettish tone. He didn't believe that Aunt Mei could continue to ask after listening to the coquettish tone. Then something would really happen.

"Are you sure?" Mei's expression relaxed, but she was still muttering: "Really, it's not that I can't afford your tuition fees, why do I have to work part-time."

She can be a little more tired to pay Peter's tuition, which is not ashamed to ask, because they are a family.

"It's really fine." Peter Parker raised his hand and swore, "If this happens to me again, then I promise to listen to you and never take a short-term job!"

"Okay." Mei was completely relieved, and she waved her hand with a hint of disgust, "The kitchen is not a place for a big man like you to go in. Hurry up and go upstairs to study and sleep. Tomorrow is Monday."

"it is good."

Seeing that Aunt Mei was completely relieved and walked into the kitchen to wash the dishes, Peter's expression became more relaxed, "Then I'll go upstairs to review and turn off the lights and go to bed. There is nothing that needs my help, right?"

"No, no, your study is the most important."

Hearing Aunt May's tone of chasing visitors away, Peter finally let go of the stone in his heart. Now he can put on his Spider-Man clothes again and continue to patrol Queens for a whole day.

There is no way to do this, because there are too many people living in Queens, and he has arrested more than a dozen criminals who acted impromptu at night.

Not to mention that a disaster related to aliens just ended in the downtown area in the afternoon, so it would be strange if there were no riots in Queens at night.

Recalling that Miss Mermaid who was too powerful to breathe, Peter Parker couldn't help but wonder in his heart, when will he become this type of hero?

Relying on his own groping for equipment, spending money on repairing the battle suit and at the same time caring about Aunt Mei's body really made him feel depressed.

Peter Parker is also very envious of Iron Man Tony's glamorous agents, strong spiritual support Captain America and others as teammates. Talking to himself when fighting alone is far more comfortable than being accompanied by someone around him.

Putting on the mended tights, Peter Parker confirmed that the door was locked from the inside, he opened the window and jumped down.

The jump this time was different from usual. Usually, he used spider silk to swing around the building next door. Only in this way could he ensure that no traces such as footprints would be left and would not be captured by the camera in front of the house.

Just when Peter nimbly jumped onto the concrete floor, he realized that there were tiny spider threads all around him, and these snow-white spider threads enveloped him like a big net.

"Pull the string, and you can watch the marionette dance."

Lilia standing in front of her has already finished changing her clothes, and she is now the original appearance of the Spider Queen Elise.

Accompanied by the continuous sirens of the spider sensor, Peter's mood suddenly became heavy. He didn't think that the cold and cunning stranger in front of him had any kindness.

"Long time no see, Peter Parker." Lilia caressed the spider crown on top of her head. The black and red spider shell on her body was far more gorgeous than Peter's tights. Then tell this new Spider-Man, who he is.

"You know me?" Peter Parker said, his voice dry as if recovering from a serious illness, "I don't remember who you are, Ms. Spider who broke into other people's downstairs without authorization."

Peter Parker was very nervous. He never imagined that one night he would see a strange mutant downstairs in Aunt May's house, a mutant who was threatening and caused the spider sensor to frantically call the police.

"Your eyes seem to treat me as an enemy?" Lilia tilted her head, a cute-looking spider puppet crawled between her fingers, and there were spider bombs of the same type on the nearby spider webs, "I'm actually here to collect Christian, do you believe it?"

Her tone was indescribably seductive, and Peter didn't like this feeling very much. This kind of aloofness, like the seductive tone of the abyss demon, was very much like the MLM staff that Aunt Mei would open the door to face every day.

"I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't believe everything you said." Peter saw the little spider crawling wantonly on the palm of the Spider Queen, and said calmly: "If I want to take in apprentices, then I might visit in person during the day The person concerned, instead of squatting downstairs in other people's houses and waiting for the prey to take the bait obediently."

His words are already very polite. If it wasn't for the spider sensor warning that the lady in front of him was very dangerous, Peter might have already punched him, and then asked for help from Iron Man, who just added a friend in the afternoon, to solve the next series of problems. question.

Because in New York, in Queens, there is nothing that money and relationships can't solve.

"Why didn't I realize that you look handsome when you're serious." The red-haired lady who put away the spider webs looked at Peter jokingly, and then at the open window on the second floor, "I'm not going to make trouble, I'm It's actually Lilia."

Peter Parker: "...?"

Looking at the red-haired lady exuding the beauty of a mature woman in front of him, and recalling the blond girl Lilia he had seen before, Peter suddenly fell into a state of bewilderment.

Peter didn't remember that Miss Lilia had such a special ability!

What's more, how did Ms. Lilia, whom she just met not long ago, complete a high-end dress change and find out that he is now living at Aunt Mei's house in just one afternoon.

"..." Peter thought for a while, and then thought about the process of chatting in the pizza shop. He didn't seem to reveal anything about Spider-Man and his address, did he?

"You know, there are some things that cannot be explained clearly with common sense, just like now."

Lilia released the external body of the spider queen Elise, and as the blue light scanned the surrounding area full of spiders and cobwebs, the site that was originally used for hunting by giant spiders suddenly returned to its original appearance, and it was even cleaner than the previous cleaning. for clean.

And Lilia herself has changed from a cold and cunning red-haired royal sister to a blonde-haired girl next door.

The whole change took less than five seconds, so that Peter Parker, who was watching the whole process, fell into a state of secondary entanglement. He began to doubt life and no longer believed that science could explain everything.

In the afternoon, Miss Mermaid, who rescued New York from suffering, used her strength to explain what a real spellcaster is.

Hmm... and looking at Peter, who was suspicious of life, lost his highlight and turned gray, Lilia laughed for some reason, "You are too funny, if I had known, I wouldn't have revealed my identity so early. "

"Are you really Lilia herself?" Peter's voice became weaker, "I don't believe it, unless you tell me that at the pizza shop..."

"Let me think about it, I packed two new pizzas, took away a pot of tea made by the handsome manager himself, and gave you a ten-dollar tip by the way." Lilia answered again, "Look, what I said The food is right on top.”

Lilia didn't seem to care at all whether Peter's weak heart could withstand the second abuse. She continued, "By the way, I can tell you that the one who saved New York this afternoon is me!"

Peter: ...? ? ?

It's like a dream, but when you wake up, you still have to face the cruel reality with a smile.

Peter Sheng unlovingly threw the scene of meeting Miss Mermaid in his mind into the trash can, and he swore that he would never tell Lilia that he had ever liked Miss Mermaid.

But just like every boy who wants to die after saying goodbye to failure, Peter still asked unwillingly: "Lilia, are you really the mermaid lady who defeated countless alien spaceships this afternoon?"

Lilia noticed Peter's expectant eyes, so she could only seriously say, "That's right, if you don't believe me, I can prove it to you right now."

After finishing speaking, she took out the deep sea scepter belonging to Nami from the air in front of her.

With the appearance of the deep-sea scepter, the surrounding alleys became darker and more humid. This is the impact of Nami's deep-sea scepter on the dry area, which cannot be interfered by human beings.

"Too..." Peter swallowed back the swear words, and he stared intently at the deep sea scepter, "Is this scepter accessible to everyone?"

Peter, as a native New York boy, of course has the dream of becoming a hero, so after seeing Lilia take out the deep-sea scepter, a powerful spell-casting weapon, he couldn't help but want to touch it and play with it .