[Comprehensive Yingmei] Chaoying reported me for cheating

Lilia glanced at Tony speechlessly, "Thank God, your crow's mouth didn't work, and Thor, the God of Asgard, didn't come to New York with Loki."

Lilia poked Loki's icy little face, and had to say that Asgard's god skin is really good, it looks so good without makeup.

Continuing to poke Loki's cheek, Lilia always felt that the superheroes of the Avengers looked at her a little strangely.

Um?Wasn't Loki imprisoned and his mouth taped?

"Lilia, turn your head and look behind you?" Peter Parker widened his eyes, as if he had seen a ghost.

"Ah?" Lilia turned her head to look at the back, only to find that behind her for some reason there was a hammer that could float in mid-air. It was very close to her, and it could basically be said to be stuck together.

"Isn't this hammer Thor's? Mr. Tony Stark, can I call you Crow's Mouth now?" Lilia looked disgusted, she knew that where there is the evil god Loki, there must be The appearance of the blond macho.

"I'm not a crow's mouth. If you want to say that Thor, the God of Thunder, you were the first to mention it." Tony Stark explained: "I don't know what's going on today, what are they all running to me for?"

It would be good if Loki, the evil god of Asgard, was the only son, then he could take this opportunity to study the structure and magnetic field of the god's staff first, which would help them solve the mysteries of theology in a scientific way.

He is a materialist, even if he has experienced a great war, seen mutants, alien princes and other creatures.

Before Lilia opened her mouth to refute Tony Stark, a rainbow of divine light filled Thor's hammer, which Thor never let go of. Immediately afterwards, a huge figure appeared in front of Lilia accompanied by thunder and lightning.

The tip of her nose touched Thor's chest muscles unexpectedly, and it felt warm and soft to the touch, and then the breath mixed with sweat and body odor drifted into the nasal cavity...

"Ahem, how long has it been since you took a shower!" Lilia stepped back, pinched her nose and said with a painful expression, "Thor, can't you learn from your brother? Knowing personal hygiene is the most basic thing! "

Thor came to deliver things to Tony Stark, and the second task on his body was to find the missing Loki. The prison environment in Asgard was undoubtedly a virtual existence for the second prince, and even What's more, his mother dotes on his younger brother very much, so it is very common for him to disappear every two days.

If it weren't for the fact that Loki and the alien bandits failed to occupy the beautiful and backward place of Blue Star last time, how could his father Odin be so angry that he hasn't looked at the gods with a straight face for a long time? , causing the low air pressure in the Golden Palace to be as small as the prison...

But he didn't expect to hear that when he came here, someone said that his body was particularly smelly, and the smell of sweat was also very strong?

Well, to be honest, although Thor himself knows that in terms of appearance, it is impossible for him to be as good-looking as his younger brother Loki, and he is slender and has no muscles, but I swear in the name of Thor, that in the entire Asgard There is no male god who loves cleanliness more than him. Some gods and their subordinates will not even take a bath for three or four hundred years, in order to ensure that their bodies are full of masculine scent and attract the few female gods.

In order to marry a wife, no matter how difficult it is, there is no problem.

Thor himself was certainly not surprised.

It's just that he never thought that there would be a human woman pointing out this bad point to his face and at the same time praising his brother as very normal and handsome?

Seeing the big golden retriever's expression gradually becoming aggrieved, Lilia felt a sense of guilt in her heart. She hesitated and said, "It's fine that you are doing this, but I was a little rude just now."

Lilia sends out a good guy card, and the recipient is the lovable Thor.

Hearing the human woman apologizing to him again, Thor, who didn't feel anything at all, became embarrassed, "It's okay, the gods of Asgard are different from yours, and the difference is inevitably a bit big."

Take the Asgardians as an example. Asgardians with strong individuals have much higher body density than ordinary humans, and their average weight is about 350 to [-] kilograms. This is relatively mild among the characteristics of higher races exists.

As for his younger brother Rocky, he is no different from a normal adult on Blue Star, but for a person of his size, it is impossible to lose weight like this even if he does not eat for a lifetime.

……

Lilia walked to her seat with a good-natured look, and touched Loki's face by the way. This mage is just sitting here for nothing, so it's better to let her have a good time.

Anyway, according to Asgard's age, an evil god like Loki is an old man from her ancestors, so there is no possibility of taking advantage of it.

Rocky: ...

Peter Parker is a little embarrassed, the crisis has just been resolved, who knows there will be another wave, when will he be able to return home like this!Aunt Mei was waiting for him to come home for dinner.

Thinking of Aunt May's stomach trouble, Peter Parker could only suggest that Lilia came to talk. After all, Thor and Loki's matter involved issues between two different planets, and a high school student like him was not qualified to participate.

Lilia was even more embarrassing. I have to say that it was relatively simple compared to Peter Parker wanting to go home. She poked the face of the evil god Loki in front of everyone, and then went to the suspected When he was discovered by Thor, he also said to pay attention to personal hygiene, this is not courting death!

So here comes the question, what will happen when an awkward boy meets an equally embarrassed adult woman?

Well, after discussing with Peter Parker decisively through the communication in the system, Lilia coughed twice to attract the nice Mr. Steve Rogers, also known as Captain America.

"What's the matter? Lilia." Steve Rogers asked the blond girl patiently, "If you think the meeting here is boring, you and Peter can go outside to get some air first."

It is worthy of being regarded as a symbol of the American spirit!The villain in Lilia clapped her hands and cheered for Captain America. She really wanted to run away with Peter!

"Peter and I will go back first. I should have nothing to do here. By the way, I will also send Constantine back to London...?" Lilia tilted her head. She didn't know if the witcher had received funding. Before, can you trust Dr. Banner's reputation, go back to New York in advance and wait for the payment with peace of mind.

Captain America is very hesitant. If he wants to take Constantine with him, he doesn’t know if Tony and Dr. Banner are willing. After all, he is the only witcher mage the Avengers have come into contact with so far, and he can restrain the Hulk itself. His existence just disappeared before his eyes, who knows when we will meet again next time?

In fact, Steve Rogers has no reason to prevent Lilia from taking Constantine away, but if he thinks about the problem from the perspective of others, he should keep this witcher to help Tony and others study together The mysteries of magic.

After all, just writing and drawing on the ground can stop the Hulk's rage, which is really attractive.

"Is there anything else?" Lilia pursed her lips and looked at Captain America with some doubts. Could it be that he wants to run away with them?

Although she dislikes Thor's body odor, the aborigines in the New York area basically have a little different body odor. She is not discriminating, let alone disgusting.

"No, it's okay, you can take the elevator over there and leave." In the end, Steve still failed to keep Constantine, and he still couldn't be as thick-skinned as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Okay, thank you Mr. Steve!"

Lilia asked Konstantin who was asking who I was, where I was, and what I was going to do, and left here.

She doesn't intend to continue to get involved in the issue of coexistence and death between the two planets...