[Comprehensive Yingmei] Chaoying reported me for cheating

Judging from years of experience in Gotham, the ugly toy monkey in his hand does not look like an explosive initiator that can be filled with ammunition at all.

So, the boss continued to question, "Why do I raise you for food, who is doing the nursing work upstairs, and how can someone let down a toy monkey!"

However, all the subordinates standing in front of him did not say a word. At the same time, they aimed the weapons vertically down in their hands at the criminal leader, maintaining a uniform vigilance posture.

Facing such a scene of cerebral hemorrhage, the boss who climbed to the No.1 position almost died of anger. He pointed at the gang of traitors, "What are you trying to do! I have worked so hard to support you! no……"

"It's nothing, a little lamb waiting to be slaughtered?" Lilia playfully aimed the electromagnetic gun at the boss's temple, and grabbed the toy monkey with the other hand, "From now on, I am the boss, and you are just He is my prisoner."

...It seems that the subordinates have not abandoned themselves and want to rebel against the superior.

Facing like this, the boss couldn't help but shift his gaze towards Lilia.

When he saw that the person who threatened his life was a little girl with blue double ponytails, he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. As long as he wasn't a clown or something, he could confidently persuade them not to be impulsive.

Although there is only one life, they occupy sovereignty over the number of people.

If the little girl with two ponytails insists on engaging in some special negotiation methods, then he can completely let his subordinates shoot at innocent people...

One life for many fresh lives, in Gotham, it is as simple as a routine.

It's a pity that imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel.

Just as he was about to speak out to stop Lilia's naive vigilante behavior, the punk-looking little girl took out her mobile phone from her small bag and made a call.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Lilia chewed gum, ignored a group of tall men with weapons around her, and chatted with the man on the phone.

Lilia: "Someone disturbs my sleep, what do you think I should do with them?"

Clown: "Strap a bomb and send them to heaven."

The criminal leader who heard the girl who kidnapped him talking on the phone with the man with a hoarse voice on the other side expressed his distress. He seemed to have heard the voice from the other side, but he couldn't remember it in a short time, so he could only blink dryly and wait for his subordinates The person who can react faster can rescue him from the sea of ​​suffering earlier.

The younger brothers who received the distress signal from the boss looked at each other. They held weapons and prepared to surround the blue-haired lady who seemed a little nervous in a circle.

Seeing that Lilia was about to be surrounded, the criminal leader was startled by the code name spoken by the little blue-haired girl before he had time to breathe out, "Okay, lovely Mr. Clown, I hope you can give me a A satisfactory answer."

clown……

The name clown generally refers to a clown in a circus, or an insulting name given to some old-fashioned classmates by the gangsters in the school, but in Gotham... the name clown can only be called a tycoon in the underground black industry chain .

His current status is far higher than that of famous high-intelligence criminals such as Riddler and Penguin.

"Wait, the person you're talking to is a clown? An underground clown?"

Obviously greatly stimulated, the criminal boss swallowed, and asked dizzily: "If you know the respected Mr. Clown, why did you come to hinder our robbery?"

He couldn't understand that the little girl who threatened his life was actually a black rose dealing with clowns and others. This joke was far worse than the fact that the fish mother's nightclub was full of men.

And that's what Lilia wanted.

The purpose of her calling the clown was to make it clear that Jinx's character was a capricious lunatic, and secondly to use the other party's code name to threaten the group of criminals to run away early and stop disturbing the normal operation of the hotel here.

Not to mention her purpose is to let the city's mainstream media and even the underground black industrial chain know that there is a new lunatic named Jinx in Gotham.

So, Lilia cleared her throat and said deliberately: "Hey! Little criminal, your subordinates have seriously affected my sleep time during the day, and the consequences of disturbing my sleep... It is very likely that Mr. Clown will no longer love me, so you understand?"

The criminal boss: "I understand, I understand, no one understands better than me!"

"Then you should know what to ask the people under you to do. Put all the money taken here back to its original place and get out, otherwise I will find the Riddler to punish you later."

Today, Gotham, whose mayor is the Riddler, has long been changed beyond recognition. This can be seen from the fact that the police station has not come to the hotel until now.

"Understood..." The criminal boss had tears in his eyes, and he shouted at the top of his voice, "Go back all of them. Today's business is done, and it's a gift for the clown's companion as a token of apology."

The criminal who was easily changed by the boss looked at Lilia with a confused look on his face. They came out to rob a luxury hotel once in a while, but happened to meet the clown's girlfriend?This is so sad...

The group of people had a clear division of labor and left banknotes all over the floor, and called away the brothers left on the floor in less than half an hour, leaving only the young ladies and sisters at the front desk who were also full of confusion, staring at The criminal boss and the little girl with blue hair and double ponytails gag, looking like they don't know each other.

"You remember to praise our one-eyed organization in front of the clown, and we hope to be favored like the Riddler." The crime boss who is like a dog leg handed a card in Lilia's direction, "This is just to represent me. A little care, absolutely nothing else."

In this regard, Lilia did not reach out to take the card, she is not a beggar, and she does not need to accept the favor of such people, "No, I will manage the clown's wallet, not to mention...it is a good idea to ask for a card from a strange man. A very disrespectful thing."

What she said was close to giving the clown a cuckold, and the criminal boss who understood the meaning quickly retracted the hand that handed the card, and said angrily: "That's right, I don't understand the rules, so I'll go first...? "

The people under him have already made urging calls outside. If he doesn't leave, he may be intercepted by his opponent. At that time, it will not be a matter that his life safety cannot be guaranteed.

The hotel lobby was completely silent, and the little girl at the front desk still didn't believe that a phone call from the blue-haired girl could actually scare away the robbery gang.

She pressed the alarm bell with a dull expression, hid again by the chair and looked at Lilia with her eyes, feeling as wronged as she wanted.

Holding a light machine gun and fish bones, Lilia stood quietly and thought for a while, then slowly walked to the front desk and said to the little customer service girl: "It's okay, they have already run away, you should call the police Call the police, what should you do?"

Although Jinx' identity background is that of a lunatic who does all kinds of evil, Lilia, who is the controller, is a good person.

She doesn't want innocent people to be implicated in any incident.

"Ding."

With the sound of the transparent revolving door, the 'justice' policemen who arrived late were all serious. One of the leaders asked, "Who called the police? What happened here."

Lilia rolled her eyes. Of course she knew that the police in Gotham were unreliable. After all, if they were reliable, the city would not become so chaotic. But at the same time, she did not expect the police here to be so unreliable. , the criminals just left within 5 minutes, you old people decisively got out of the police car and came here?

The little girl who called the police at the front desk raised her hand tremblingly, and she said to the leading policeman, "I called the police... There are also my colleagues among the rest monitors over there. I dare not go to see their situation." look."

There must be more than one person on duty at the front desk in a luxurious hotel. The purpose of her calling the police now is to let the police go and see how the colleagues who work together are doing.

"Who is she?" The leading police officer focused on Lilia, he frowned, and his tone contained a trace of inquiry: "I don't remember that the streets of Gotham allow little girls to carry heavy weapons, which violates the law treaty."

It should be because Lilia's style is too fashionable, she has attracted the attention of most of the men in the police station. Obviously, it has been a long time since they saw a little girl wearing such revealing clothes, skirts, and hands. Holding a light machine gun in the shape of pink rabbit ears.

"Brother, your question is quite boring." Lilia showed the weapon in all directions to everyone, "Do you think this is a real weapon? Don't make trouble, it's just a decoration."

"Yes! I can... testify that it is really a deceptive decoration." The little girl at the front desk struggled to organize her words, "She is a friend I know, and she was almost taken away by the robbers just now."

As a member of the Gotham Police Department, the leading man didn't believe what Lilia said to the little girl at the front desk. He said in a deep voice, "Put down the weapon in your hand, and let us check it before giving it to you."

It is one thing to be late to the police, but it is another thing not to stop the heavy weapons.

Not to mention that many media who smelled the incompetence of the police and the underground were rushing to this hotel. The leading police man knew what he should do, at least show his superficial skills first.

Facing the cover from the little girl at the front desk, Lilia had no choice but to resign herself to handing the heavy weapon to the silly-looking policeman beside her, "Check it yourself, if you can't check it out, you have to return it to me. It's very difficult to make this model." Dear."

The policeman who was forced to use the Jinx weapon also looked helpless, although he knew how to distinguish the difference between real weapons and fake weapons, but logically speaking, he should not be allowed to do this job.

The colleagues behind him are all older than him and have been employed for a long time.

"Just check it out. If you find any problems, tell them directly. Don't hide the truth." After the leading policeman finished speaking, he signaled his subordinate policemen to follow the hotel front desk to find traces of other colleagues.

If the team robbery did not cause casualties and did not rob a certain amount of money, his position could probably be retained. After all, even if Gordon himself went out, he would not find any loopholes.

"Report, after inspection, this heavy weapon that looks like a light machine gun can't be loaded with bullets at all. It's a fake prop as if it has never been used."

After inspecting Lilia's weapon, the policeman reported the situation to his boss seriously. He really didn't find any hidden mechanisms in this pink rabbit-eared weapon?

"No problem?" The leading policeman looked at Lilia's peculiar appearance and outfit, and then took another look at the heavy weapon that also revealed the strangeness, "Since there is no problem, come with us to the police station to make a record later. Pay a fifty-dollar fee and you can go out."

Lilia: "...?"