[Zhongyingmei] The dripping beast has become a fine

It is not surprising that Superman can do needlework. After all, as long as he wants to learn, it is only a second of effort to learn anything, but he dared to do it on Batman, which is worth seeing.

"It even comes with a pair of underwear, and 'Wayne' is embroidered...why is it specially embroidered on the underwear?"

"How do I know?! I didn't design it!"

Bruce was irritated enough about being forced to shed his old little suit and having to enjoy a craft that Clark had shoddy for nothing but speed.

Ah Fu took away the small suit that Brucey doll originally had. No matter how reluctant he was, he had no choice but to accept his fate and put on the bat cape made by Clark.

Seriously with the right ears.

"It's a pair of cat's ears, Clark, is it your eyes that need repairing, or your brain?"

They even stuffed cotton in their ears so that they can stand up.

The cat-eared Batman Muppet is furious.

When he got angry, the little doll's only three-headed size made him shake his head unavoidably, and the bat cat ears stuffed with thick cotton shook back and forth violently.

Clark: ...look away.

"I'll get Diana over here."

The relationship between the Big Three in the league has always been deep, and Clark felt that Diana could not miss this.

Batman: "...you come back to me!"

In a sense, Clark, whose long-cherished wish had been fulfilled, was still erratic, and the speed was not fast. The cat-bat doll jumped hard and hung on his uniform.Clark was afraid that he would fall, so he could only stretch out his hands to support him. The bat, which had gained strength, immediately got motivated and climbed directly onto Superman's head.

"B?" Superman raised his head and swayed from side to side, but he could only look at his stupid hair.

It just so happened that the bat also disliked his dangling hair, so it grabbed him.Well, of course, it's impossible for his current meatball hand to "handle" in a real sense, so he uses both hands.

hold.

This description would be more appropriate.

"B?" Superman was a little confused.

Although he also knows that many gossips are guessing that the little curly hair that will never be messed up is the main body, but does Batman also believe in gossip forums?

The bat stabilized its body, also very depressed, and shouted: "Shut up."

"you……"

Superman was about to say something, but was interrupted by the voice of the alliance communication.

"Enemy attack." Familiar rhythm.

If it was any other time, he would have just flown out, and maybe he would have used the floor-to-ceiling windows of Wayne's house, but today is a bit too special.

Superman shook his head: "B, you..." Stay obediently?

"Don't think about it." The bat doll shook the curly hair in her hand vigorously: "Isn't that what you meant by dressing me up like a bat?"

No.

surely not.

Absolutely not.

Superman denied three times at the speed of light in his heart.

However, when it comes to these non-principle issues, he is destined to be no match for Batman.After hesitating for 0.01 seconds, Superman flew out with the bat doll.

In the house, other people watched the Bat Doll go out this time.

"It's too impulsive." This is Tim who hasn't had time to come back. He has changed his equipment in his small stronghold and is galloping here on a Red Robin motorcycle: "Where is their destination? I Go straight over."

Jason, who didn't think it was a big deal, gave him an address.

"I think he just doesn't want to stay and be surrounded by you and take pictures." Lucilia told the truth.

other people:……

Jason: "But we can choose to catch up and watch and take pictures."

"I agree with this, it must be great." Dick.

"Go!" Damian trying to be the captain.

"..."

This is the old housekeeper who thinks they are trying to kill them and doesn't intend to stop them.

……

…………

Nightwing drove a bat plane to carry Robin, Lucilia and Red Hood to their destination. Superman took off the bat doll, wrapped it carefully with a corner of the cape, and flew to the destination first.

Bats are dishonest, kicking their legs inside the cloak.

"What are you doing?"

"Put it on your head and you'll fly out." Superman was quite innocent.

Bat doll, after Superman started to speed up, the stubborn bat crawled back on his head, gritted his teeth and yanked his dumb hair hard.

"Stop!" command type.

Superman screeches to a halt.

Not only the dumb hair came down with a "slap", but also a crumbling bat.

Wonder Woman, Shazam, Green Lantern and the Flash in the Green Lantern Ball who are also flying in the air: ...?

what happened?

What is there on Superman's head?

When Hal decided to die and turned on the shooting mode of the light ring, Wonder Woman floated over and got closer. She stared at Superman, to be precise, the dangling one hanging on Superman's fur, ready to A rag doll about to fall.

"Hera, who is this?"

Superman didn't answer, and the answer to this question was not difficult to guess, and he would be held hostage if he said it, so he wouldn't talk too much.

Diana also figured it out, and while marveling at "Hera", she gently lifted the bat doll's moderately elastic buttocks and sent him back to the top of Superman's head.

"That's how you came here?"

"He doesn't want to stay in the cloak." Superman said helplessly.

Some parallel Batmans are easy to talk to, as long as they tell Batman that staying in the cloak is the safest and very necessary when flying at high speed, Superman can take Batman away, and some parallel universes, such as theirs...

Batman hates capes as much as cats hate a pool of water.

He would rather build planes by himself than let other flying allies go along with him.

Superman is also very helpless.

Diana felt something was wrong, is the bat such a childish character?

At this time, the communicator rang, and it was the alliance communication that Dick helped Lucilia dial.

Lucilia: "I found out that Edie's curse has been improved. It may have a certain impact on the mind. He is Batman, yes, with full memory and wisdom, but the mental age may be adjusted down to match the age of a rag doll. .At present, he has become bad at hiding his thinking."

Looking at the big blue veins in front of it, the gargoyle sighed "it's not easy".

Sometimes she can't see Batman's thinking, and she will worry about whether this bat has psychological problems such as autism.

"What does 'ragdoll age' mean?" The Flash asked.

Lucilia: "Like, 'This toy is suitable for children over 12 years old'."

Hal scanned the doll, found the relevant data, and was amused: "Because there are many accessories, including buttons and other parts that are easy to be swallowed, the Bruce doll is suitable for children 12+. That is to say, his mental age may be left over. 12 years old?"

It dawned on the others, no wonder the bats were behaving strangely.

However, who knows the truth?

Maybe this guy has long wanted to pull Superman's curly hair?

Shazam took a peek at the curly hair that was still being held by the bat doll, and murmured in his heart that he wanted to pull it too, and that would be fine.

"Sounds good." Superman was quite satisfied.

12 years old, about the same as Xiao Qiao, he should be more honest, right?

"Sounds like that Edie did a pretty good job," Diana agreed.

Shazam finally couldn't help but leaned over: "Oh...this is, Batman?" After a daze, the wisdom that locked the door began to freeze, "Should we take a group photo? I mean, commemorate it?"

His fingers were about to move, as if he wanted to lick the bat doll, and then slightly shifted, ready to kill two birds with one stone, the bat doll and Superman's hair were licked together.

The bat doll stared at him coldly.

The boss said "No".

The kind that broke through the clouds, Lucilia saw it from a long distance away.

Lucilia: "What happened? It looks like Batman is in a bad mood."

"For sure, I don't know what he thinks, if he looks like this, he still wants to participate in Zhenglian's activities, and he is not afraid of being recorded and made into Zhenglian's recruitment video." Jason was completely gloating.

"Hey, does anyone still remember our villain classmate?" Dick suppressed a smile in the cab, and reminded everyone conscientiously, "Villains also have human rights. They fight first, and then play with dolls after winning."

"Hmm... I don't think so?"

Looking at the stunned Luthor, Giant Girl, Grodd, and Leopard Girl below, Hal laughed and said, "I don't think it's necessary at all. They've already petrified themselves. This is the easiest way for us to defeat the Alliance of Destruction." Fun one."

Sinestro is missing, but the yellow light should still be in the antimatter universe, so ignore it for now.

There is also the black manta ray, which was captured by Aquaman and ignored.

They were floating in the air, very leisurely, watching the bat dolls and at the same time chatting with the juniors in the distance through the inside line, they were so happy that they didn't seem to be carrying out a heroic activity called "saving the world".

It's just not right.

Luther suddenly reacted.

That "must be Batman's conspiracy!" look.

The ray added by the routine kryptonite radiation hit Superman in the head. The bat doll has been paying attention to their movements. At this time, he ruthlessly pulled Superman's small curly hair, pulling Superman's whole body instinctively to the right, just to hide. open ray.

"Attack!" The bat doll tried hard to suppress the voice, and let out a soft "bat voice".

"Oh, Hera..."

Diana was a little stunned and couldn't react, and flew backwards for a while, almost colliding with the giant girl. It wasn't until the crisis was approaching that she came back to her senses and turned to fight.

"Focus, genius," Barry had to remind Hal, "I need a way."

"Here it comes." Hal was still complaining, "What we need at this time is the steel frame camera. But where is he now?"

Barry: ...

Still unable to hold back, he lowered his head and wiped his face.

Wonder Woman met up with the old buddy Leopard, Hal was in charge of Gigantic, Grodd was the old opponent of the Flash, and Shazam was originally in charge of Luthor, but now that Superman has arrived, he naturally does not intend to snatch that There is only the villain of Superman in his eyes and heart, but he tries to reach out.

"Otherwise, I'll bring the bat?"

Little eyes of anticipation.

Superman:! ! !