[Zhongyingmei] The dripping beast has become a fine

"That's not underwear."

"And, that's not my aesthetic."

Jason ended their conversation forcefully with this emphasis.

Lucilia was stunned for no reason.

But that's obviously underwear.

Is there a triangle in the outer pants?

The recovered ball began to twist left and right, "吱嘱", "叮咕", the plush rubbed against the glass, the ball tried its best to get out, shook its wings, flew to the shelf next to it and squatted down, and began to loathe itself .

"Maybe you can try surfing the Internet." Qiuqiu proposed to Lucilia.

"Internet?"

Of course Lucilia knew this word, as well as "online game" and "mobile phone".

It's just that she hasn't been on the Internet, and she doesn't know what it is.

Lucilia turned to humans for answers.

"Can I go online?"

Jason: ...Do you really want to start teaching from this kind of thing?

How is this any different than Milkman?

The various greetings to Nightwing almost materialized, forming a rolling barrage above Jason's head.

"Wait for me for 5 minutes, just sit here and wait."

Lucilia obediently sat on the high chair in front of the bar.

A formatted laptop was placed on the bar, next to a brand new cell phone with a calling card under one of Jason's false identities, which allowed access to Wayne's satellite and their internal network.

Of course, it is limited.

The specific situation is in charge of the little red bird, and Jason is too lazy to care about it.

"Do you have a chance?" Jason was half watching the show.

"..." Lucilia stared at the phone, then the computer, and then stared at Jason, watching the "watching a show" written on the face of this human being, the corners of her mouth twitched, "Is it your tradition to bully newcomers? "

Jason turned his head, really thought about it seriously, and found that it was true.

"Yes." He replied very sincerely.

Dick used to love him.

He nearly killed Tim.

It's a pity that this tradition did not continue with the devil cubs.

I don't know if it's because Damian's brat is too demanding to be beaten, and they don't want to beat him very much, which can be regarded as a kind of rebellious psychology?

"Let's guess which button turns on."

In view of Lucilia's strength, Jason added: "Be light, this thing is quite fragile."

Then you can open it for me.

Relying on the fact that it is impossible for humans to read her emotions, Lucilia complained in her heart.

After confirming that this wicked red head didn't intend to help at all, Lucilia slowly raised her fingertips and pressed them on the screen of the mobile phone, starting from a superficial light touch to gradually increase the strength, feeling the touch of the screen. to the feedback.

After only two or three seconds, the screen cracked.

Lucilia: "..."

Jason took his time and took out his second mobile phone.

Press the screen twice, and touch other places. During the process, Lucilia kept staring at Jason, watching his emotions jump back and forth between gloating and gloating.

Lucilia withdrew her finger: "I don't think there is a switch on it."

Where is the switch on a bare phone with all screens?It was Lucilia's little knowledge that she was deceived.

Jason hooked the corners of his mouth and held back his smile.

"Pick it up and hold it to your face."

If it wasn't for Jason's more serious emotions than before, Lucilia would definitely throw the phone on the face of this ignorant human being because of these words, to help his head breathe.

Magic.

The screen scanned Lucilia's face, and then opened the interface.

"Login information has been recorded." The phone said so.

Jason: "This is your smart management system."

In fact, it was the retrieval and guardianship program uploaded by Little Red Bird, and Damian also had a copy in his cell phone, but it was hacked by the devil boy and completely lost the tracking function.

Before Lucilia could pay attention to Jason's emotions, the phone started beeping continuously.

"Please press this icon to search", "This is the navigation system".

The mobile version of the novice tutorial was officially launched.

Lucilia was ignorant, and followed the random clicks. Fortunately, her memory was so good that she almost had a photographic memory. She could remember all the information stuffed into her head.

"You should be the worst teacher in the world." Lucilia complained.

Jason heard the gargoyle complaining, and spread his hands: "After all, I'm not a professional."

Anyway, Lucilia learned to surf the Internet.

She searched for "green scale underwear" on her mobile phone.

Jason was extremely calm and didn't look at the screen. Even the little red bird next to the inside line who had been monitoring the network laughed outright with a "poof", but it didn't break the seriousness on his face.

"Greenscale panties" didn't bring in the entry Lucilia needed, so she changed the keyword, this time to "Robin uniform."

The first thing that catches the eye is a normal uniform.

This photo was obviously taken in the dark. The Robin in the picture is a child, about 12 years old, wearing a full-body black tights, green boots and metal gauntlets.

The cloak and red uniform parts are also not like the one in the display case.

Lucilia flipped through it again with doubts, and was surprised to find that there were so many versions of "Robin Uniform", and Robin, who should have grown up long ago, turned back into a teenager several times.

Replacement is unquestionable, unless Batman is a BT, using magic from time to time to bring his assistant back to his childhood.

"So, that's the original Robin's uniform?"

Jason snorted and didn't object.

Lucilia continued to speculate: "You are the original Robin."

"How is that possible?" Jason denied for a second.

So Lucilia was confused again.For human aesthetics, she still has a basic concept, and she knows that other styles are fine, but the first generation set is really... hard to describe.

Since it's not your aesthetic, why do you wear it? ? ?

Lucilia asked with her eyes almost bluntly.

Jason scowled.

He knew, of course he knew now.

The uniform of the original Robin was widely circulated because of the indescribable green scaly triangle part. Even Luthor from the metropolis next door occasionally came to join in the fun, criticizing Batman's orientation and hobbies, and then attacking the Justice League After criticizing the consultant Batman here, he can easily pull out Superman, the chairman of Zhenglian, to ridicule him.

However, at first, Jason really didn't think too much about it.

Human beings can hardly bear the urge to cover their faces.

Lucilia blinked and stared at Jason intently, wondering how he would cover his face through the hood.

The human, however, just waved her hand to signal her to skip the subject.

Lucilia, who learned to use the web, has already started searching for other related entries.

"Batman."

She found a new purpose.

"The one just now? You called him Nightwing. Um... so it's the other one?"

Jason was in a state of half-playing dead, and he signaled her to guess casually: "Your logic is okay, continue."

The gargoyle was temporarily quiet.

After a few minutes, she raised her head, full of distress.

There is a lot of information on the Internet, and I can't tell the truth from the wrong. Lucilia is confused, so I have to ask Jason again:

"You're the 'Batmen,' and you're one of them? It says you're a villain. So, are you on some sort of undercover mission?"

"..." Jason had to admit that he was choking, and he heard the sound of Red Robin being choked on the inside line.

"No, I don't." The human retorted with strong words, "I just don't get along with them."

"But..." If you don't get along, why did you call the other party just now.

Lucilia failed to ask a question, and Jason chose to interrupt her nonsense roughly.

"Shut up. I asked you to look up information, not gossip forums."

But I didn't go to gossip forums either.

Lucilia decided to prove the accusation, or she would suffer.

She searched for the keywords "Bat Family" and "Gossip", and then began to freestyle freely in strange forums.

The minds of netizens are always huge.

From illegitimate children to unspeakable strange descendants.

From superhumans to vampires.

There are different conjectures about the "truth" of the Batman. Lucilia found Ye Yi's True Love Building, sighed at the super tight uniform that was almost unworn, and turned to look for the red hood.

Because it is a super villain, there is no true love building.

Pitiful.

Flip through again and find a few photos in the discussion thread.

Continue to search, and found a middle-parted fried-haired, extra lively Robin bird wearing green scale shorts in the Robin history building. This photo is a bit old, and the photography technology is not as good as it is now. Already blurred, it can only be barely recognized from the hairstyle. This should not be the happy bird of the first generation.

"This is you?"

Lucilia ran to ask Jason with her mobile phone in hand.

Jason was getting bored to death.

With Red Robin's suppressed smirk, Jason pressed Lucilia's hand: "Skip this topic."

"the last time."

The gargoyle grabbed the human's hand with its backhand, and its eyes were full of "curious", "curious", and "super curious".

Jason turned his wrist hard, but failed to pull it out.

Headache.

Red Hood gritted his teeth, and in the BGM where Red Robin finally couldn't help "ha", he said:

"...Yes, it's me."

Lucilia said "Wow".

"You were quite cute when you were young."

Jason:  …

do not want to talk.