[Zhongyingmei] The dripping beast has become a fine

breakfast time.

At the dinner table, everyone is there.

For the Wayne family, this can be regarded as a spectacle. Even Ah Fu had a sudden impulse to pick up the old-fashioned camera at home and take a good photo.

Although there is a little girl, a fluffy ball and a sheep-headed devil sitting in the picture.

There was another puppy on the floor.

It is obviously a border collie, but it dares to show its teeth to ACE and Titus, and licks the goat's milk, which is very cheerful.

"About the demons this time," Bruce was already full, and wiped the corners of his mouth reservedly, "Konstantin told me that he supported them in the upper ranks. After all, the previous generation of demons didn't have good taste and liked to use cockroaches as symbols." , Every time I come and go, it can make people sick enough."

"The demons of the new era are much better. They like to send couriers, move data, or appear out of thin air with great visual editing effects." Bruce snapped his fingers.

Jason remembered that Lucilia had done the same before.

With a snap of his fingers, he only felt that everything was in his sight, as if the editing had been replaced, and the "Lucilia" in front of him became "Lucilia".

In this regard, the old bat's analysis is quite in place.

"Not all demons like this." Qiuqiu, who was licking wine in a small dish, raised his head and curled his tail and said, "That's Constantine doing things himself, and he likes messing around with those who are particularly tasteless. Take it upon yourself."

While making complaints, he uttered the boss's "sigh" to express his dislike.

Bruce twirled the stirring rod, half-truthfully said: "Because he sent Lucilia to the world without permission?"

"It's none of your business, human." Qiuqiu narrowed his eyes, "Unless you make a decision and book yourself a ticket to hell in advance."

It paused and sighed: "You know? You still have a chance, I mean go to the other side."

"No," Bruce replied seriously, "I would rather go to hell and continue beating people." Thinking about it carefully, which one of his enemies is not holding on to the pass to hell?

And the words "Paradise" and "Dark Knight" don't sound like they fit at all.

It's serious.

Tim almost choked, Hao Xuan held back.

Dick also showed a "How old are you, Dad?" expression.

At the same time, they all know that this is not a joke, and Bruce is quite serious.

The atmosphere was quite subtle for a moment, but Bruce quickly showed a joking expression, saying: "Anyway, it's something after death, and it's not important to us now."

Tim helped Bruce off topic.

"I just noticed? Why is Lucilia the only one having dessert this morning?"

He propped up the back of the chair, and showed the expression of "you treat it differently" to Ah Fu who was standing by.

"To be honest, milkshakes are fine, but shouldn't desserts be treated equally?" Dick followed the topic, sniffing the sweet milk fragrance in the air, and asked with a smile: "What is that? Heavy milk egg tart?"

The old butler looked at him like he was looking at a newly hatched baby bird, full of unknown affection.

"About that, Master Tim and Master Dick, I'm afraid the two of you won't be able to get it."

"why?"

Tim & Dick came up with little question marks together.

Ah Fu silently shifted his gaze to Jason, and said, "Probably Master Jason would not be willing to make breakfast desserts for the two of you."

Dick & Tim & Damian: ! ! !

Bruce: ...? !

Jason lowered his head and fiddled with the stirrer in the coffee, refusing to look up.

Lucilia looked around, and silently pulled the plate towards her face a little.

"This is mine." Hu Shi.

"Tsk," Damian let out a loud disdain, "No one will snatch it from you, who knows if it was poisoned."

"Jie wouldn't put poison in the food, it would make the desserts unpalatable."

"He can!"

"He will not!"

"..."

Bruce put down his coffee cup and silently watched Lucilia and Damian's heated argument.

"Oh, dear. I thought it was Master Qiao who came to visit." Ah Fu couldn't help sighing, "Master Damian, how is your gentlemanly demeanor?"

This sentence was immediately refuted by Damian: "She is a devil, not a 'lady'."

The little kid can scream loudly.

"I chopped the knife on her head this morning, but there was not even a white stripe left!"

"That's because you missed it."

Gargoyle, yelling.

Damian was so angry that his head was smoking.

The old father and brothers in the family drank coffee calmly, watching them making noise, Wayne became lively, and after slapping the goat's milk, he looked left and right.

Its sheep had just finished eating lamb chops and was in a daze.

Due to the characteristics of herbivores, Sam will be in a daze and still after eating, and he does not need to be supervised for the time being.

So Bones looked at Bruce, the guy he had just met.

The fluff is arching and arching.

Bruce lowered his head and saw Bones squatting at his feet, rubbing his head against his trousers. Feeling his gaze, Bones raised his head and flicked his tail, showing an expression of "seeking attention".

"Wang!"

"...?" Bruce raised his eyebrows, and greeted ACE and Titus, "Take it to play somewhere else." Ordered.

Bone: "... ouch?" You human being is indifferent.

The dog raised its head, pricked up its ears, and stared into Bruce's eyes with its beautiful brown eyes, a soft, watery gaze that pierced the depths of the human heart.

Bruce: ...

"ACE, Titus." Clearly ordered, "Take it somewhere else to play."

Two big dogs walked over silently. Among them, ACE lowered his head, grabbed the bone by the back of the neck, and took the half-sized border collie away with a strong attitude.

The bone was picked up, the buttocks and tail were dragging to the ground, staring at Bruce with a look of disbelief.

Why doesn't this human eat dog eyes? ? ?

Bruce drank his coffee calmly.

dog eyes?

Can there be that Kryptonian rescue dog more dog?

Bones was dragged away without any sympathy. Just as he was about to leave the restaurant, Bruce stopped suddenly. Under Bones' expectant gaze, he added, "There's still that sheep."

ACE & Titus: ...

We don't seem to be the kind of dogs that shepherd.

But looking at people, looking at sheep and looking at the house, in the final analysis, they are all the same. The two dogs quickly surrounded Sam.

Sheep: "Baa..." QAQ

Tears of sheep and sheep are as bad as the eyes of dogs.

Sam tried to ask Lucilia for help, but the gargoyle had no conscience at all, smiled and waved at them, and just watched them being taken away by the big dogs.

"Are you planning to go to school?" Bruce began to think about other issues.

go to school?

Yes, there are always a few of people's troubles: study, work, and interpersonal relationships.

Of course there is always the same "money".

Lucilia shook her head silently: "I'm not very familiar with human science."

"It's okay, let Damian make up lessons for you."

Damian: ? ? ?

"Why?"

"Just because your teacher asks me to have a meeting with me at least once a week. So, I decided to let you try what it's like to be pissed off by a student." Bruce smiled.

"She came to you because she wanted to pick you up, I'm innocent!" Damian retorted super loudly.

Lucilia looked around and saw the little note on the side of Bruce's head, and the veins in Damian's temple, and she didn't think she could.

She didn't want to get in the middle of the war between father and son.

Isn't it good to watch a play?

"I think, if you have to take tutoring lessons, why not Jason as my tutor." The gargoyle raised his hand, "He has always been giving me tutoring on 'human common sense', he is a great tutor of."

Tim was the first to cast a skeptical look.

"Jay Bird?"

Dick was also super surprised by this. He turned his eyes to Jason for proof, but unfortunately Jason was still staring at the cup of coffee, trying to emit heat rays to ignite the coffee.

Even Damian, who jumped up, sat down with a look of seeing a ghost.

"What happened to him?" Lucilia didn't know the past of the Bat family, so naturally she couldn't keep up with their rhythm.

Tim explained for her: "Generally speaking, Jason is not the one who is good at raising children in the family."

"Of course, I'm not a mother bird." Jason looked disgusted.

Bruce has recovered his own language system, opened the newspaper calmly, his eyes wandered randomly, and suddenly saw that Stark Industries was developing the mini Iron Man equipment, and felt a double headache again.

Compared with the iron man who loves to do things and loves to show off, his little birds are so worry-free that it makes people cry.

Bruce calmly flipped to the next page.

"I think you're quite talented," he commented.

Jason ignored him.

"Haven't you found out yet?" Bruce seemed in a good mood, and continued: "Now, you are the pastry chef in our family after Ah Fu, and since Ah Fu is not very good at modern dessert cooking, maybe you are the pastry chef. Well-deserved number one."

Ah Fu raised his eyebrows in the corner: "Thank you for your compliment, master."

Bruce smiled innocently.

He finally put down the newspaper, looked at Jason, and asked, "Are you sure you're not Lucilia's mother bird?"

Thinking about it along this line of thought, it seems that it is true, isn't it?

Tim dug out his own records and began to count the currently known dessert dishes of Jason Club: strawberry milkshake, egg tart, apple pie, brown sugar pearl honeycomb milk tea.

……

None of them are something that anyone in the bat family would like to eat!

Apple pie counts separately.

Tim, who doesn't think it's a big deal, directly projects the statistical records to the center of the dining table for everyone to watch together.

Jason doesn't really learn much, but in comparison, he is a red-hooded man who usually lives on takeout and instant noodles, and eats whatever he wants all the year round.

Red Hood, unexpectedly, specially learned sweets!

"A great compromise. Todd, I admire you a little bit." Damian slammed his mouth, feeling the sweetness soaking into his taste buds from the words, and the little yellow bird took a sip of coffee silently.

The same goes for everyone else.

Jason:  …

"It's not that bad."

As a result, everyone's eyes became even more strange.

Oh yes, except for gargoyles.

Lucilia was stunned at the chaotic pink bubbles on the heads of this group of people.