Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

KZ training room.

I was very tired from playing today, everyone is not young, after celebrating for a while, they should do what they want to do, the coach didn't assign tasks, so it was right to take a small vacation.

Wang Zhansheng was in a good mood, so he simply started the live broadcast.

He has played in the arena for many years, and he has many fans. The live broadcast room is full of people asking about today's game.

"Which team is the most difficult to play? Team B, they are too oppressive. Kinggg almost made me cry. Are the tactics laid out from the beginning? Part of it is, and the rest just follow the captain's command."

"Uh... what is Yue Lianzhou going to do? What do you mean?"

Wang Zhansheng followed the reminder of the barrage, turned his head and saw that the person who said he was going back to the room to rest energetically turned on the computer.

"Boat team, you won't be training today, will you?" Wang Zhansheng was stunned.

Yue Lianzhou usually trains very hard, his hands are not good, and he can’t do practical training like them all the time. Yue Lianzhou’s training focuses more on repeatedly studying the characteristics of each team and formulating different coping strategies for each player. .

He will deliberately extend his training time, intersecting practical exercises with strategy research, so as not to put too much pressure on the hands.

But I have played five high-intensity games today, do I still need to train?

Facts have proved that Yue Lianzhou is not as perverted as he thought.

"I don't train, I have a live broadcast of the meeting."

"Oh..." Wang Zhansheng then turned his head and gave the captain a lot of face, "I'll go to your live broadcast room to give you some gifts. What's the name of your live broadcast room, let me see...?"

"'Meeting Live Family,' that's what it's called."

Wang Zhansheng opened his mouth, turned his head to look at him, and then turned his head to look at the live broadcast room.

The audience was also at a loss.

"'Family'? Who is your family?"

"How can a dog spit out ivory? He even called me 'family'."

"?? Has your account been hacked? Didn't the guy with the surname Zhou always care about the audience? There's still a day when we're called 'family'?"

"It's really scary, my hairs stand on end."

"Nothing to be diligent about, either a traitor or a thief!"

Yue Lianzhou turned on the camera, facing the question marks all over the screen, he was very dissatisfied: "Don't other anchors also use this title?"

"Every other anchor will call you brother or sister. Have you ever called me? Oh, I'm sorry, don't say brother, you haven't even called me brother! Even if I give you a meteor shower, you won't call me! You scumbag!"

"What do you compare with other anchors? Recognize your own identity! Humans and dogs have different paths, and humans and animals are different, okay?"

"The world champion suddenly fell ill and called the audience 'family'. Is this a loss of humanity or a loss of morality?"

"What did this pet blogger say?"

Yue Lianzhou propped his chin, habitually clicked on the game, thought for a while and then closed it, started a game of Fighting the Landlords, and sometimes matched up with netizens.

"Is there a problem with calling 'family members'? A son is also a family member, and a grandson is also a family member."

"I didn't mean to call you grandsons, let me use an analogy."

"Why do you start a live broadcast today? What's wrong with the live broadcast after the game is won? What other reason can there be?"

"Three consecutive championships don't open the live broadcast. If you win the group match, you will open it. Yue Lianzhou, you are fooling the ghost." After Yue Lianzhou finished reading, he paused, and changed to another one as if he hadn't read.

The bullet screen frantically sent question marks.

"?? Good guy, you don't even bother to fool around?? Friend, can your mind be more obvious??"

"Let me tell! He wants to show off!!"

"If you want to show off, you can show off. Why are you beating around the bush? Is it interesting?"

"What? You also know that twisted melons are not sweet, and stuffed dog food is hard to digest?"

"Could it be a sudden shame? Can't it?"

Sure enough, it can't.

After quickly finishing a game of Landlords, Yue Lianzhou thought that he had fulfilled his duty as a game anchor. He closed the interface of Landlords, clicked on a certain treasure, and pretended to browse the products.

"I want to buy a keyboard and mouse recently, what do you recommend? Oh, arctic thunderstorm."

娚馚

Yue Lianzhou's hands were fast, and he clicked on the homepage of Arctic Thunderstorm's flagship store in three seconds.

The Arctic Thunderstorm Officer announced the spokesperson two days ago, and Jiang Wangye's photo is on the homepage.

Jiang Xiaoxing's skin is white, holding a pure black keyboard in his hand, he is beautiful and tall.

Yue Lianzhou was bewitched uncontrollably for two or three seconds, and the barrage went crazy.

"Wake up! Have you never seen this spokesperson? Why are you in a daze?"

"Laughing to death, Yue Lianzhou's expression is the same as mine, rounded up my wife is 氵... the keyboard of the arctic thunderstorm!"

"Who recommended the arctic thunderstorm just now? You are talking nonsense with your eyes open!"

Yue Lianzhou came back to his senses and kicked the one who exposed his lies first.

The barrage began to be full of question marks again.

"Oh, some viewers asked me to ask which keyboard's sales volume counts as the spokesperson. I'll ask this customer service."

Yue Lianzhou clicked on customer service to continue acting.

The 17G surfer who can buy tattoo stickers online at the age of 5 is acting like a newcomer at this time.

"Are you there?"

After sending a message and returning to the homepage, the spokesperson is placed in the middle of the screen.

It's so grassy.

The customer service replied quickly: "Yes, dear ^_^"

"Which keyboard in your store do I buy to count as the spokesperson's sales?"

After the fight, he still wanted to cover it up: "Someone asked me to ask."

The barrage began to curse.

"Eating dog food and carrying a pot on your back, is this how your family treats you?"

"I'll say rape or steal! Rape or steal, my friends!!"

The customer service is very professional: "As long as you buy it in a small store, it will be considered as the sales volume of Mr. Jiang!"

Yue Lianzhou didn't even look at the barrage: "I asked for you, place the order if you should."

After all, I bought a set of back clothes and didn't bother to put them on, so I moved to the homepage of the flagship store of Komori Outdoor Sports.

"Hello."

"Boss here!"

"I will ask for my friend which one to buy to count as the sales volume of the spokesperson."

"As long as the boss places an order, it counts as the sales of the spokesperson!"

Facing the ellipses all over the screen, Yue Lianzhou explained very carelessly: "Ask for you in advance, so you don't have to type and ask again. You're welcome."

After his operation, he has been on the hot search for a long time. When he transferred to the third Mr. Jiang to endorse, he just sent "Hello", and the other party immediately replied to him: "As long as you place an order in a small store, it is considered Jiang." Teacher Sales, let me tell you in advance, so you don’t have to type and ask again, thank you.”

The barrage laughed like crazy.

Yue Lianzhou didn't feel that he was being sanctioned, and continued to rush to the next house with ease. At this time, the reminder sounded by WeChat for special attention.

He bowed his head and chatted for a few words, then sighed regretfully: "I won't let you continue."

"Who won't let it continue? My friends who work in these stores say that my behavior will affect their normal sales. In fact, my friend has a thin skin."

"Thank you for the meteor shower sent by 'No one asked who your friend is', 'You have to show some face', 'Why are you pretending to be blind with the surname Zhou'."

"Okay, don't give it away. If you have that money, you might as well buy some gifts to reward yourself."

"What gift? What better choice than to give yourself an arctic thunderstorm keyboard, give your family a set of Komori sportswear, and give your friends a pair of PYT trendy shoes?"

"Does this count as bringing goods? I haven't even opened a certain treasure, and I haven't linked it, so it doesn't count," the WeChat special reminder rang again during the conversation, Yue Lianzhou looked down and sighed, "Okay, count as bringing goods .”

"I don't bring the goods anymore, and I will be annoyed if I bring my friend again, although it is very easy to coax."

"Oh, I saw someone asked me to tell a story about me and my friend?" Yue Lianzhou cleared his throat, "When will this start..."

This time a phone call came directly.

Yue Lianzhou smiled, turned off the sound of the camera, and picked up the phone.

"What are you doing!!!"

The thin-skinned Jiang Xiaoxing yelled at him.

As soon as he got off the show, he knew something must have happened from the strange eyes of the female lead and the second female lead. He took a look on his phone and searched for "Yue Lian Zhou Bringing Goods".

Even Director Dai saw it, and teased him cheerfully: "Xiao Jiang, is that keyboard easy to use?"

Jiang Wangye has always been able to pretend in front of outsiders, nodding generously and decently: "It's easy to use, Director Dai, I'll bring you one when I come back."

Turning his head around, the decent man was annoyed by Yue Lianzhou.

With a smile in his voice, Yue Lianzhou stood up and avoided the camera.

"I won't let you bring goods or tell stories, Mr. Jiang, can't I be the master of my live broadcast room?"

"cannot!"

"Hey, okay, if you say you can't, you can't." Yue Lianzhou did not give up. "I don't tell stories, so I can answer the questions on the screen, okay? You know, it was not easy for me to win today. I'm very curious about what I do."

"Stop coming!" Teacher Jiang's voice was super fierce, "Download and go to sleep!"

"Don't be upset, Mr. Jiang, can't I listen to you?" After Yue Lianzhou finished speaking, he really moved back to the computer and waved his hands carelessly, "My friend cares about my body and told me not to work too hard. Go to bed early. Everyone should go to bed early after placing the order."

After all, he closed the live broadcast room.

Jiang Wangye felt that he couldn't be so fierce after he finished his murder.

What bad intentions can the boat team have? He just wants to show off.

Seeing that he really closed the live broadcast room at this time, Jiang Xiaoxing felt a little embarrassed.

"Your fans come to the studio to see you, so don't keep mentioning me."

"It's okay, I'll get used to it by carrying them."

"……Good night."

"Any goodnight kisses?" Yue Lianzhou smiled.

No, there was only a sneer, and the other party hung up the phone.

The skin is so thin, so thin and tender.

Yue Lianzhou thought about it distractedly, and when he turned his head, Wang Zhansheng looked at him with his mouth open.

Yue Lianzhou was in a good mood, and his tone was gentle when talking to others: "What's the matter, Brother Wang? Is there anything you don't understand?"

Wang Zhansheng shook his head with a complicated expression: "There are no things that I don't understand, but there is one thing that is not very good."

"what?"

Wang Zhansheng moved his chair away, revealing his computer screen.

A large number of bullet screens flashed across the screen.

"Is the good night kiss coming?"

"Is the good night kiss coming?"

"Is the good night kiss coming?"

Yue Lianzhou looked at it and raised his eyebrows.

Oh wow.

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Good night kiss (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～