Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

At seven o'clock in the evening, before Yuli Lu's live broadcast room opened, the audience squatted first, and the barrage flew up.

It's no secret that Yuli Lu's retirement is obvious. His condition has declined significantly. He has a lot of occupational diseases on his body, his lumbar spine, cervical spine and wrists are not very good. Fans have already been mentally prepared, so when the official blog released the news of his retirement live broadcast, most of them were blessings. What a surprise.

This time he started the live broadcast of his retirement, the fans who came originally wanted to be sensational, it would be better for Lu Yuli to cry in front of the camera.

After all, they are members of Team B, and the BOH team has an outstanding team style. Even the most mature and steady kinggg began to "go beyond the boat" not long after joining the team.

As a result, as soon as Lu Youli turned on the camera, it was difficult for everyone to say anything.

Lu Youli had two swollen eyeballs, and his nose was so red that he knew he had cried. It was cool, "Retired live broadcast, whether you like it or not."

"Damn!!" The barrage raged.

Lu Youli followed the procedure.

"The first step is to draw water friends to score points in a double row." Lu Youli sniffled, "Pick the first one first."

After drawing one, Lu Youli led the water friends to click on the rankings, and began chatting with the barrage.

"What do you do after retiring? Stay in the team as a coach, and if you have nothing to do, start a live broadcast to make some money."

"Of course Manager Zhu begged me to stay... Do you believe it? Believe it or not."

"Why is the base so quiet?" Lu Youli looked back. The teammates around him were not much better than him, and their eyes were swollen like walnuts, so he didn't answer.

"Why do you still ask 'why I retired'? You ask the marketing account, they all know why I retired, but you don't, you fake fan!"

"I'm already 24, isn't it normal for me to retire?"

There is a barrage saying: "Then Yue Lianzhou is 25 and still can transfer to continue to struggle."

Looking at the bullet screen, Lu Youli couldn't help but hide from the camera, quickly wiped away his tears and came back.

"Okay, it's time to enter the ranking. The barrage affects my performance, so I won't watch it for now."

As he said that, he blocked the barrage first, and started playing ranking in silence.

The water friend who was drawn asked cautiously: "Brother Li, what should I choose?"

"Whatever you want to fight."

One of his support spoke so boldly that the water friend suddenly became confident, took out a Kai'Sa and walked down the road, wanting to enjoy the service of the champion support, turned around and saw Lu Youli took Xin Zhao to the jungle.

It is true that professional players know a little about everything, but "knowing a little" and "playing well" are two different things.

Lu Youli's jungler played very aggressively. Fortunately, the mid laner and top laner were strong in this game, and there were no professional players on the opposite side, so they won in the end.

The water friend ran away immediately after finishing the game.

Lu Youli sniffled.

"Run so fast...then draw another high point."

Question marks frantically hit the barrage.

"Score up? What do we score when you play jungler? Reversely score up?"

"Is this fucking giving back to the water friends? Is this wave taking all the water friends away?"

"Wake up, Lu Youli, you have no money in the live broadcasting industry like this!!!"

Lu Youli began to feel depressed: "What are you doing? The starting players for the three consecutive championships didn't come with points. You guys are really ignorant."

The ignorant water friends began to scold him.

Lu Youli was in a bad mood. Seeing that no one was smoking, he was about to finish the live broadcast quickly. At this moment, the meteor shower of rewards flashed across the live broadcast room.

yyyyds: "Can you take me up the score?"

Lu Youli was stunned: "Jiang... the rigid situation has been opened, of course!"

Said that Lu Youli wanted to pull him into the team.

yyyyds: "I have a friend, can we have three rows?"

Lu Youli's lips trembled.

"can!"

Soon, yyyyds pulled in a trumpet with a garbled nickname.

Lu Youli blocked the barrage full of exclamation marks and question marks, clicked on Match, and put his hands on the keyboard to type and delete.

As a result, the garbled trumpet spoke first: "Lu Youli, play your support well, don't come and insult our jungler."

"Fuck!" Who do you need to ask?

Lu Youli sat up straight for a second.

After queuing in, he obediently chose the support, and the garbled trumpet chose the jungler, and then asked yyyyds: "Do you play AD?"

yyyyds took the mid laner position, the top laner and AD were obviously also watching Lu Yuli's live broadcast, and after entering the room, he frantically confessed to Lu Yuli and the world's number one jungler who seemed to be wearing a vest and didn't seem to be wearing it.

The AD is also very generous, "Jiang... Teacher yyyyds wants to play AD when the hard situation is opened? I can play the mid laner."

"I don't play AD much."

The man in the vest comforted him: "Hot knowledge, if the AD is dead, it must be the support's fault."

"Then I'll play."

"Damn!!" Lu Youli was angry, "Mr. yyyyds, you have changed! What do you mean by black people who are close to ink! I told you not to play with dogs!"

yyyyds, who was still a little hesitant, immediately changed positions with AD.

In the game, Lu Youli was still cursing, but returning to the auxiliary position did make the operation much smoother.

This car crashed a professional player, and the opposite was DPN's Cici and Kanty.

The two also knew that Yuli Lu was retiring from the live broadcast today. They saw that Yuli Lu was the only professional player on the opposite side, and he was still a support who couldn't get up.

But at level [-], cici and kanty went to the bottom lane to catch people, looking at the familiar yyyyds, cici always felt an ominous premonition.

really.

Seeing that Kanty was about to take down yyyyds, the enemy jungler who came out of nowhere kicked him and grabbed Kanty to death with a few slaps, while Cici hid back in the tower in a panic.

The garbled trumpet turned to look at him, lit up the BOH team logo, and left.

Kanty people are stupid.

"Damn, what is this? Passers-by are also so powerful??"

Kanty is not an unknown person. The jungler of the wealthy team DPN has a name, a surname and a fan.

Although I wanted to give Brother Lu some water this time, I hesitated a bit in the operation, and I didn't get the hero I was good at, but after all, I am a professional player, how could I be beaten to death by a passerby two or three times?

Cici looked at his record and saw another 0-10 on it.

He smiled miserably: "Ah K, farewell."

Four or 10 minutes later the base exploded, and the record wasn't that bad, after all, Kanty was there this time.

Kanty doesn't ask who it is anymore, he can recognize it just by looking at the brutal operation style for the second time in the fight.

He wiped a sweat.

"Laughing to death, I was thinking of letting Brother Lu go, and I was almost beaten 0-10."

Cici, who had been beaten 0-10, did not speak.

Kanty elbowed him, and Cici sighed.

"The boat team... is so gentle."

Kanty froze for a moment, then nodded: "Yes, the boat team has always been gentle."

And the world's No. [-] jungler who was touched by the tenderness of the two ruthlessly rejected Lu Yuli's invitation to form a team.

"How old are you still pestering adults to play with? Call yourself."

After finishing speaking, they left with yyyyds.

Lu Youli let out a "Damn", and the original depression was also disturbed.

The barrage was still sending out exclamation marks, and many fans of Yue Lianzhou who came over after hearing the news were wondering where the boat team had gone.

Lu Youli scolded angrily: "How grown up are you still looking for him? Are you playing 'Where are you going, Dad'?"

The barrage began to scold him.

Lu Youli scolded him, and began to change the subject.

"Okay, someone wants to hear about my development history, right? Then I'll start talking about it ten years ago. I started playing games ten years ago..."

"Thank you teacher yyyyds."

Yue Lianzhou stood on the balcony and played the video.

Jiang Wangye nodded, "You're welcome."

Yue Lianzhou smiled: "How about it, isn't AD fun?"

Lu Youli is an angel mother-type support. He dares to block bullets if he doesn't grab the economy. As long as Lu Youli is beside him, he will never let AD die first if he is not dead. It is indeed a very enjoyable game experience.

Jiang Wangye also smiled, "It's fun."

"Next time let the world's number one jungler assist you."

"Yeah." Jiang Wangye pursed his lips, "How about the new team?"

Yue Lianzhou didn't fool him, and thought about it seriously.

"Much better than I expected."

There was no need for Jiang Wangye to ask, Yue Lianzhou explained to him himself.

"The team members are very obedient, including Boss Wang. His condition has declined too much. I asked him to rotate with the second team in singles, and he agreed without saying a word. The other players," Yue Lianzhou smiled, "everyone is Veteran players, they understand the cruelty of this industry better than young people."

No matter how many people say "defeat is glorious", for competitive players, only champions are worthy of their sweat and tears, and only champions are worthy of flowers and applause.

Veteran players have experienced hundreds of battles, and "winning the game" is the first priority, and all other status and honors must be left behind.

The shaper of the three consecutive championships, the world's number one jungler, and the strongest professional player in active service... Everyone in the industry knows that the BOH team is just a man of words, and they listen to Yue Lianzhou from top to bottom. Wei?His grades are the best killing power.

"While there are areas for improvement, overall it's a good place."

Jiang Wangye could also see that the tyrant's expression was relaxed, and he was at ease with power in his hands.

Yue Lianzhou's character is like this, he is a good captain, he will be honest and gentle with the team members he dominates, and he is not stingy with his patience and protection, but the premise is that he must control everything.

This is actually very difficult, what he can rely on is nothing but absolute strength.

During the seven years in BOH, Yue Lianzhou seized every chance to win and led the team to win all possible championships.

Now the king wears the crown again and leads a new team to win new honors.

Yue Lianzhou looked at him and smiled.

"Baby, I'll take you back next time to have a look."

The king was sure it was safe here, and was eager to bring his treasures to show off.

Jiang Wangye is very aware of this kind of psychology, and he is willing to be shown off, "Okay, I will definitely go."

But neither of them expected that this "next time" would come so soon.

The next day, in the filming group of "Friends' Tour", Director Lin took out the envelope and handed it to Jiang Wangye in a pretentious manner.

"Ono, please open the mission card... Wow, the mission that our Ono has drawn is to follow the photography team and go to the Berserker Team to pick up our Lianzhou contestant!"

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We met again with a "pop", so soon!