Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

Tianxiang Park is an old park, and there are no recreational facilities. There are not many people here, and most of the people walking are old men and women.

There is a rockery deep in the park. The street lights in front of the rockery are relatively dim, and few people come over.

Relying on the fact that no one was around, the two simply took off their masks and glasses, and only wore hats.

Yue Lianzhou skated on the board twice to find the feeling, turned around and saw Jiang Wangye looking at him unblinkingly, and did a porpoise jump in a showy manner, slid to a sudden stop in front of him, and stepped on the skateboard Very flirtatiously raised his chin.

"Handsome?"

"childish."

Yue Lianzhou smiled and pulled him over more childishly.

"Come, come, let me teach you how to skate."

Jiang Wangye is serious about learning things, and he is not afraid of falling. He dares to go on the board after listening to the skills.

But the moment his feet left the ground, the four sensitive wheels of the skateboard moved forward uncontrollably. Jiang Wangye, who was inexperienced, fell to the side with an unstable center of gravity.

The expected wrestling did not come, and he was firmly caught.

The skateboard detached from under his feet and stopped, Yue Lianzhou half hugged him: "Don't be so anxious to slide forward, stand firm first, and lower your center of gravity."

He stepped on the skateboard firmly and motioned to Jiang Wangye.

"Come."

Jiang Wangye got on the board again, and this time he was able to slide forward for a short distance.

It was really fun to learn new skills, Jiang Wangye smiled, turned his head to say something to him, and then froze.

Less than half a meter away from him, Yue Lianzhou stared at his feet, ready to catch him when he was about to fall.

Seeing Jiang Wangye stop, Yue Lianzhou raised his eyes, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Wangye quickly regained consciousness and turned his head back.

"fine."

Just as he was about to continue skating, someone grabbed his wrist.

Yue Lianzhou gave a "tsk".

"Don't make me guess halfway. The world's No. [-] jungler has a very sensitive mind. Now I'm wondering if I've done something wrong? Teacher yyyyds, can you tell me?"

"Don't call that ID!" Jiang Wangye frowned in shame, "It's really fine, it's just..."

He glanced at Yue Lianzhou, "No one taught me that."

Hand in hand, teaching so meticulously, even if he is afraid that he will fall, he has been guarding by the side... No one has ever treated him like this.

After finishing speaking, Jiang Wangye himself couldn't stand it, it was too hypocritical.

"...It's all right to ask."

Before he finished speaking, he was gently hugged.

"I'll teach you this from now on, okay?"

It's that strange feeling again, like walking in the ice and snow for a long time and returning home to soak in a warm pool, there is a sighing temperature.

Jiang Wangye raised his arms and hugged him too.

"it is good."

Jiang Wangye learned quickly and was able to skate independently in a while.

Tired of sliding, the two sat on a bench under a tree.

Dim lights shine through the leaves and look a little mottled. The city has serious light pollution, and only the moon and the Big Dipper can be seen in the sky.

Yue Lianzhou suddenly pointed to the sky.

"Look, Meteor, make a wish."

"..." Jiang Wangye glanced at him.

Yue Lianzhou shook his head regretfully, "It's not easy to lie."

But Yue Lianzhou clasped his hands together and closed his eyes while saying this.

"I hope my little friend will be successful in the future."

He suddenly stopped talking coquettishly, but simply made this kind of wish, Jiang Wangye was startled instead.

After making the wish, Yue Lianzhou turned sideways and approached him, "Mr. Jiang, I'm very good at making wishes. Do you have any thanks?"

Jiang Wangye was about to say something, but suddenly his eyes lit up, and he looked at the sky behind him in surprise.

"meteor!"

Yue Lianzhou followed his gaze to the sky behind him.

There is still only a bright moon and the Big Dipper in the sky.

Before Yue Lianzhou recovered, someone climbed onto his shoulders.

He turned his head and greeted a jerky kiss.

Just a simple kiss, one touch points.

Jiang Wangye lowered his head and smiled.

"I'm not easy to deceive, but the boat team is pretty easy to deceive."

Yue Lianzhou also smiled, pinched his chin, held his waist, and kissed him again in an adult way.

He is extraordinarily gentle, and he is teaching hand in hand as promised.

Obviously, he was pressed and kissed him before, which was more intense than now, but Jiang Wangye could stand his roughness, but he couldn't stand his gentleness.

His heart was beating drums, and when he was let go, his eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of fog.

Yue Lianzhou rubbed his lips, and said with a smile, "Well, I'm easy to cheat, and you are easy to kiss."

As he spoke, he supported his waist with both hands, and nodded, "It should be delicious too."

The face of the one who is very kissable and delicious is flushed.

"you!"

"Yes, I'm a beast." Yue Lianzhou pinched his waist to prevent him from getting up, "Mr. Jiang, I don't want to be a beast so early, but you don't give me a chance."

He smiled and was about to tease him again when his cell phone rang.

Yue Lianzhou's casting was interrupted, he frowned unhappily, and picked up the phone.

"Hey?"

Manager Zhu's voice on the opposite side was as loud as a megaphone, and even Jiang Wangye could hear it clearly.

"Fuck!!! Something big happened!!! Where the hell are you spending your time? Come back quickly!!!"

"What big event can be more important than my spending time?"

"Damn it, you fucking... you! Put on some clothes and go on the trending searches to see you!"

Jiang Wangye clicked on Weibo first.

The most popular search, Yue Lianzhou lost

Followed by a blood red "burst".

Clicking in is the screen recording issued by the marketing account.

They went out for dinner yesterday, because Jiang Wangye had a special status, so only a few of them knew about it, and the members of the second team who were training in the building next to him didn't know about it.

In the evening, after the seven drunks and manager Zhu went back, sexgood urged another round.

Although he always scolded Yuli Lu for having mental problems, as an order player, sexgood usually has the best relationship with Yuli Lu, the two of them have a good understanding, and sexgood always feels at ease in games with Yuli Lu by his side.

Manager Zhu thought that Lu Youli would announce his retirement on Thursday, so he agreed.

A few people ordered spicy crayfish, and Lu Youli, the boss, drank too much and went back to the room to vomit. It happened that the second team jungler Binp came to see Coach Jiang for something, and saw Manager Zhu, Coach Jiang, and five members of the first team having dinner.

It's also a coincidence that among the remaining five players, the top laners, mid laners, and singles are all the original starters, and there are two substitutes, one is a support and the other is a jungler.

During this period of time, there are rumors on the Internet about the personnel changes of the BOH team for the next season, and one of the currently circulated versions is this one.

The two substitutes are not very old. Although they didn't play many games, they didn't make any big mistakes.

Binp felt very dissatisfied when he saw this "first team".

He thinks that he is sharp in operations, but he has not been in the team for too long, but why should the first team members choose that substitute?Just because that substitute has a good relationship with Yue Lianzhou?

The young man became more and more angry, and drank some wine tonight. When he started the live broadcast, he made a sharp operation, and someone praised him as "Little Yue Lianzhou" in the barrage.

binp is completely blown up.

"What is 'Xiaoyue Lianzhou'? Is my operation worse than Yue Lianzhou? Did I get C in every game I played?"

"Am I crazy? Yes, I'm crazy, because I beat Yue Lianzhou single-handedly, what's wrong?"

"Who doesn't believe it?"

binp Click to open a video directly from the desktop folder and drag it to the middle.

It's a video of a training match. Yue Lianzhou is a member of the starting first team, and binp is a member of the second team.

The team is experimenting with a new style of play, and Yue Lianzhou's economy is not high, so the two met in the wild.

With no teammates, the equipment economy is flat, and the hero's restraint is not obvious, binp won.

And the one with half the blood left won.

"See?" binp pointed at the video, "I tell you that I played against him, he can't beat me!"

The Internet has exploded.

Yue Lianzhou has been on the god position for too long, he is recognized as the No.1 in the world, but at this time, he was exposed by the second team members of the same team. Demon melee.

"Take the video of the training match as evidence? Are you out of your mind?"

"What's wrong with the training match? The training match is just to practice tactics. Could it be that your boat team is also deliberately losing to the second team's jungler to practice how to lose?"

"Looking at the time, this training match is one month before the World Championships. Do I need to say more about the boat team's performance in the World Championships?"

"I just said that Yue Lianzhou is a badass, go back and fry your CP!"

"Insiders broke the news. After the World Championships, the professional players of Team B did not go to the celebration banquet. It is said that someone was sent to the hospital due to a recurrence of a hand injury."

……

There were all kinds of scolding in the comments, Jiang Wangye gritted his teeth and reported a few, his cheeks were lightly pinched.

"Okay, why are you so angry?"

Jiang Wangye grabbed his hand, his face was gloomy and terrible, "I know a few lawyers who are famous in honorary lawsuits, do you need them?"

"No, what I said is not wrong." Yue Lianzhou's expression didn't change, "I did have a serious hand injury. I went to the hospital for surgery after the World Championship. The doctor also said that it was impossible to recover."

He sighed as he spoke, "Mr. Jiang, I'm 25 this year. I'm an older professional player. I don't have many good days. Do you regret staying with me?"

Yue Lianzhou said it with a smile, but was startled suddenly.

Jiang Wangye lowered his head with reddened eyes, and reported those who cursed badly.

"Damn..." Jiang Xiaoxing, who has always been polite and well-bred, swears, "Yue Lianzhou, what are you pretending to be in front of me?"

Yue Lianzhou was silent for a moment, then rubbed his hair in disbelief.

"Do you feel sorry for your boyfriend?"

"Grass!"

"it is good."

"You fucking..."

"Kids, don't swear." Yue Lianzhou laughed, and put his phone aside, "I thought I'd tell you on Saturday, but since it was exposed, it's not bad to say it now."

"Indeed, my state is declining, and I can't do it now," he said in a softer way. "I beat other junglers violently, but my upper limit is 120, while others only have 100. And this is a game for five players."

"It's not just my hands that I can win the game."

Yue Lianzhou pointed to his head.

"The real value is here."

"I promised you that I would get you a new medal to play with, not to tease you."

"Baby, although I'm very happy that you love me, it's not where you feel bad. It's easy to say anything else, you can't question my profession."

Says the tyrant who controls victory and defeat.

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