Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

"Why does this anchor have the same ID as a professional player I know?"

"?? Teacher Zhou? Teacher Zhou, is this your live broadcast room, Teacher Zhou?"

"I came from the homepage, which anchor is this? I haven't seen her in the dance area... Grass, is it a man??"

Yue Lianzhou turned on the camera, and the profile picture appeared in the lower right corner.

He turned on the microphone, and chatted for a while while the program was still in commercials.

"Idle is also idle, hang up often."

"What is it broadcasting? Can't you see it?" Yue Lianzhou swung the mouse over the title of "Who Is the King of Dance", "Watch people dance."

"'Didn't you just click to watch the host's hot dance'... Yes, you can watch the host's hot dance right away."

"Why is it different? "Who is the King of Dance" is also a live broadcast, and I am also a live broadcast. Is it not equivalent to my live broadcast when I broadcast it live? Doesn't it mean that I am dancing on live broadcast when the guests dance?"

"Don't understand? It's fine if you don't understand, anyway, it's right to watch the anchor dance."

The bullet screen was full of "shameless" and "shameless" denunciations, and Yue Lianzhou saw too much, so he pretended not to see it.

At the end of the commercial time, the spotlights hit the stage, the host took the stage with a hand card, and began to introduce the guests after reading the opening remarks.

The six resident guests were introduced first, and each time a person was introduced, a beam of light would hit them, which was very grand.

The introduction is based on the ranking of the previous issue, from the back to the front.

"First of all, let us welcome, Yu Sixian!"

Yu Sixian is a well-known Hong Kong singer who has sung theme songs for many film and television hits.

Yue Lianzhou doesn't watch dramas very much, but he can't hold back that there is Lu Youli in BOH.Comrade Xiao Lu is a veteran [-] o'clock TV series fan. He has watched everything from "Heroes of the Anti-Japanese War" to "My Good Girlfriend". video.

"Has he ever sung "Passing Five Passes"?"

The bullet screen all said yes.

The next one is also an acquaintance.

"Oh, Jiang Meiyao, I know this too."

The guests were introduced one by one, and Yue Lianzhou found that he could name all five guests.

The barrage is not surprising.

"Who is the King of Dance" has been popular for so many seasons, and the guests invited are of course well-known, the kind of ruthless characters who are basically familiar even if they are in the deep mountains and old forests, as long as they can surf the Internet.

to the last place.

The host is full of emotions and introduces with a passionate tone.

"The last one is also our last champion. She was born as a child star. She debuted for more than 20 years and won countless honors. She is! Lin Shuangshuang!"

A bright light hit the middle of the stage, and Lin Shuangshuang, who was wearing a bright golden-red floor-length dress, smiled and waved at the camera.

The barrage was full of "Wow Lin Shuangshuang is so beautiful today".

Many of Yue Lianzhou's fans have watched "Friends Journey", and they generally have a good impression of Lin Shuangshuang.

At this time, Yue Lianzhou, who had been "Oh? I know this", stopped talking, and looked at the screen lightly, without saying a word.

The bullet screen went wild.

"Are you dumb? Why don't you say it? Don't you know this?"

"Hey, look at this man's eyes, Yue Lianzhou doesn't look like the enemy jungler!"

"Isn't it, is it? It's not true that someone would even be jealous of their own CP fan, right? Oh? It turns out that he is the world's number one jungler, so it's okay."

"Sister Shuang just had an affair with Mr. Jiang in the afternoon, and you Brother Zhou didn't get this kind of treatment. It's normal to be in a bad mood. Everyone put your understanding on the public screen!"

Everyone understands the barrage, but some people still don't understand.

"Scandal? What scandal?"

Someone popularized science: "The scandal about the underground relationship between Mr. Jiang and Sister Shuang has been exposed."

Yue Lianzhou kicked off the people who popularized science.

"Let's chat with each other, don't spread rumors."

A piece of ellipsis.

"Good guy, if you retell the hot search content in the afternoon, you will be kicked. Why don't you kick it if you say you chase JWY?"

"That may not be a rumor, light a cigarette."

"CP brain get out!"

"? Why let Yue Lianzhou go away??? What are we looking at when he goes away??"

"Although, Yue Lianzhou hasn't participated in the training match since he won the championship, and now he's watching beautiful women dancing in the live broadcast. Is this how the world's number one jungler won the championship?"

"Yue Lianzhou has played in the professional league for eight years, and he only took one month off in total. He has the longest training time in the league. Why are you pretending to be ignorant upstairs?"

"And to remind you, it doesn't have to be a beautiful woman, it may be a handsome man, hiss."

"Is it true that he didn't participate in a training match after the three consecutive championships? Is it true that he is frequently searched? Now that other teams are busy training him and he is watching variety shows? Is it true that Xiaozi Zhou cares?"

Before the housekeeper blocked the person with the rhythm, the rewarded Xinghai came out first.

DPN.kanty: As soon as the audience in my live broadcast room dived, I knew it must be brother, you started the live broadcast TT

DPN.kanty: Bro, are you playing games? ^v^

He is the jungler of the DPN team.

DPN is also a wealthy team. It has just won the semi-finals of the World Championship this year. It is the second seed player in the local competition. Like BOH, it takes the fast-playing and aggressive route. The players are relatively young, with an average of just over 20 years old.

Yue Lianzhou is the idol of many professional players, especially the younger he is, the more influenced he is.

Kanty is one of them.

He must watch Yue Lianzhou's live broadcast, he comes every time, and often looks for Yue Lianzhou's double row.

"Do not hit."

DPN.kanty: Oh QAQ

DPN.kanty: brother?What does your room name mean?Do you want to dance

"No dancing, I watch others dance."

DPN.kanty: Then why "click to watch the anchor dance?" Bro, aren't you the anchor? ~.~

Yue Lianzhou repeated nonsense again: "I watch other people dance on the live broadcast, which is equivalent to me dancing. Don't understand? If you don't understand, forget it."

DPN.kanty: I really don’t understand, but it’s good that you are happy TvT

Before the chat was over, the special effects of VIPs entering the venue lit up.

ST. Apu: Damn, as soon as the audience in my live broadcast room ran away, I knew it was you who started the live broadcast! !

ST. Arpu: Do you play games?

Yue Lianzhou propped his chin and sighed: "No."

Before the words fell, it was another special effect for entering the scene.

Cui Yuming (YLG): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Take a group photo!Are you going to score?

VBG.rnmt□□AQ:? ?How did you start the live broadcast before the end of the month?I said earlier that if you start the live broadcast, I will not.Fight the Landlords?

VBG. Recruiting Logistics Union: Will Doudizhu Doudizhu come?

Ery. Chief Guo Wanwan: Boat team!Live! !Please fly!

Within a few minutes, half of the league's team icons lit up in his live broadcast room, and some even called for friends. The live broadcast numbers of the entire team's starting players were neatly listed, and the league couldn't even find someone to come to a meeting.

Yue Lianzhou talked back and forth.

"I don't play... I don't play Doudizhu either. Mahjong? I don't play mahjong either. Don't play chicken, don't ask, Nikki-Dress NUO doesn't play, just watch a variety show."

"What variety show? That's it. Don't make noise, the guest introductions are over, it's time to introduce... oh, introduce the sponsors."

"The name of the room?" Yue Lianzhou sighed, "When I watch people dance live, it's like I dance. I know myself."

"Do you want to fight... have you just come?"

"...Yes, I'm not wrong. Yes, I want to dance hot, and I will dance in a while."

The barrage laughed like crazy.

"Thanks to the boat team for showing us "Learning to Meow". Although I haven't danced yet, I will definitely not stop dancing, right?"

"Thank you to the boat team for showing us the pole dance. Although you haven't danced yet, you will definitely not stop dancing, right?"

"Pass it on, Yue Lianzhou will dance."

"Pass it on, Yue Lianzhou will dance hot dance."

"Pass it on, Yue Lianzhou will dance hot dance with no clothes on."

Yue Lianzhou smoothly sealed off the naked one.

There are a lot of sponsors for "Who Is the King of Dance", the host finished speaking quickly, and continued to introduce with a smile.

"After introducing our resident guests, let's introduce our supporting guests today."

Yue Lianzhou sat up straight and cleared the barrage, "Shhh, watch carefully."

Or start from No.6.

Yue Lianzhou lay back down.

The barrage is full of question marks.

When No.5 was introduced, Yue Lianzhou sat upright again.

"Next and the last one!" The lights were turned off, only the host's voice said, "He is Lin Shuangshuang's supporting guest—"

Yue Lianzhou frowned subconsciously.

The barrage began.

"Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is reincarnation! You, surnamed Zhou, will be angry with the host one day!"

"Why is the world's No. [-] jungler frowning? Is this a loss of humanity or a loss of morality? Welcome to this episode of "Into Yuelianzhou"."

"Walking in what Yue Lianzhou still walked in, I could smell the sour smell through the screen."

"Thank you for the old altar sour vinegar sent by Lao Tie. I ate a big plate of dumplings in this live broadcast room. Brothers, come to 666."

The host continued to introduce: "He is the second prince in "Difficult Way to Go", the shining star on the stage, he is!"

The lifting platform rises, and a beam of light strikes down.

The person standing in the center of the stage looked up.

Jiang Wangye wore a black and white suit and vest, with a straight spine, because going on stage was different from acting in normal times, the stage lighting was stronger, and even the sharpest and brightest people needed makeup.

So did Jiang Wangye.

His slightly long hair was all brushed up, revealing a smooth forehead. Under the dark black eyebrows were a pair of black and white eyes, which had the sharpness and depth of obsidian under the light.

The lip color was light red, not too deep, but Jiang Wangye's skin was snow-white, yet he looked cold and distant.

It is the Nine Heavens Immortal with sword eyebrows and star eyes, rich and handsome, and it is like a ghost beside the Wangchuan River and the flowers on the other side that treats people like demons.

Jiang Wangye looked at the camera.

"Hi everyone, I'm Jiang Wangye."

Without Yue Lianzhou's reminder, the barrage was still for a second.

"Grass, Ah Zhou, you want to chase this kind of person? Then I can't help you, I don't deserve it."

"Hiss, hiss, that look seemed to be seducing me, but when I looked at it seriously, he obviously didn't like me!"

"Chasing! Chasing the fuck! We're going to get it, why can't we brag when we go out in the future??"

"Isn't this a syndrome of beauty?"

"How did his black man make up his mind to hack him? What's wrong with being a vase like this? How can he be so awesome if he looks so awesome?"

"Are you chasing Yue Lianzhou? You're not chasing me!"

Yue Lianzhou didn't need to do anything, the house manager kicked the man first.

"Everyone use civilized language! Meh~"

Yue Lianzhou came back to his senses and let out a "tsk".

The barrage understands him in seconds.

"He regrets it! This bitch regrets showing us this live broadcast! Brothers, he is protecting the food!"

"??? Zhou, you wake up! If you don't show us this live broadcast, you will be gone? Can you see how many viewers there are in the live broadcast room? Can you block them one by one?"

"I've been a fucking fan of you for six years, and I've watched every game of yours! I'm going to cheer you on at the World Championships this year! Now I don't even give you a second glance? Yue Lianzhou, what do you owe me here!!! "

The camera turned to other guests, and Yue Lianzhou looked away.

"Who says you regret it?" Yue Lianzhou was very upset, "He is a star, and this is his job."

"Your tone is more resentful, I will immediately introduce you to play "Mother's Way 3"."

"As soon as Yue Lianzhou opened his mouth, my lemon jumped off the tree, shouting 'I am not worthy of being a lemon, only Yue Lianzhou is'."

Even e-sports players fished in troubled waters and followed suit.

Yue Lianzhou thought their hands were broken long ago, so he didn't see anything.

The show continues.

At the beginning, let's recall the wonderful moments of the previous issue.

There is a reason why "Who Is the King of Dance" has been popular for so many seasons. The editing and editing are good, and the guests are well invited.

Many people in the live broadcast room have never watched this show, and they immediately fell into the trap of recalling the wonderful moments of the previous episode after watching the beginning.

There were far fewer voices mocking Yue Lianzhou and Jiang Wangye on the bullet screen, and most people began to follow the guidance of the program and gradually entered the state.

After the memories are finished, the host will announce the competition system for this period.

"In this issue, we first invite the supporting guests to perform a solo dance. After the solo dance, the audience will vote and score. Then, the supporting guests and our resident guests will draw a theme dance and arrange a 15-minute pas de deux within a limited time of 1 minutes. The pas de deux is voted and scored by all netizens on the platform.”

"Solo scores account for 30.00% of the total score, and duet scores account for 70.00% of the total score."

"Next, let's be quiet. Please ask the first performer to change his costume and come on stage."

Lights off.

It was pitch black, waiting for the first dancer to step onto the stage.

In the barrage, there is a knowledgeable person in popular science: "The first appearance is the worst. You are like today's scene. The highlight of the previous issue was just shown in front of it. It was cut into 3 minutes in three hours. It is the essence. Generally speaking, it is difficult for a person to dance better than this kind of essence. The audience's expectations are raised, but they have not yet entered the state of watching the dance, and it is difficult to concentrate. Unless the dance is very brilliant, otherwise……"

There was a drumbeat of "Boom".

A faint light shone straight down on the figure prostrate on the stage.

The live broadcast room was still saying that the first person to appear on stage was at a disadvantage, but the next second he saw the back on the stage, he was speechless.

The skinny man turned his back to the audience, wrapped in a heavy cloak, and slowly raised his head.

The howling wind mixed with the faint sound of music.

The dancer stood up wearing the cloak, and after walking two steps, she wrapped the cloak in fear of the cold, and her walking posture became more difficult.

The wind is getting louder and louder.

Everyone understood that this was a traveler who was walking hard in the heavy snow with howling north wind.

He walked with difficulty, and even took a few steps before falling to the ground.

But immediately stood up again after falling, and continued to walk forward.

The audience's attention was gradually attracted by his tenacity, and they even began to empathize with him, hoping that he would arrive at his destination earlier and not suffer so much on the way.

But the traveler's footsteps have not stopped, and even gradually accelerated.

At this time, a gust of wind blew, and his cloak was blown to the ground.

Only then did the dancer turn his head.Fen

He closed his eyes that were hurt by the wind, and fumbled to pick up the cloak, but he froze.

The sound of wind and music suddenly stopped at this moment.

With trembling hands, the dancer lifted something from the side of the cloak.

Before the audience had a closer look at what he was holding, the music started, and finally, the first line of lyrics was sung.

At this time, the person who had been closing his eyes opened his eyes.

The audience was amazed.

"Fire! It's fire!"

No one could see clearly what the dancer was holding in his hand, but everyone could see clearly his eyes, which were illuminated red. His eyes were full of joy, and there was really jumping fire flickering in front of him in a trance.

The traveler in the ice and snow got the kindling of hope. He held the kindling and ran towards his home in ecstasy. He fell down on the road and immediately got up, holding the hard-won kindling with his hands firmly in front of his chest.

Involuntarily, the audience also jumped up with his vigorous performance.

Finally, the traveler crossed the glacier and returned to his hometown.

He lighted the first lamp with great care.

A faint light dispelled a small piece of darkness, and soon, a second light was lit, followed by a third...

The lights lit up one after another, like twinkling stars, gradually connecting into one piece.

The quagmire-like abyss is being defeated step by step, and a single spark is starting a prairie fire.

He led everyone to fight against the darkness, clinging to an unquenchable light, and stood up immediately after being knocked down.

After a few quick moves, the traveler finally defeated the abyss.

And there is an abyss beyond the abyss, and the traveler is no longer fighting alone at this time.

He waved his hand, and the companions around him were picking up more fire seeds, like him, bravely rushing towards the dark future.

The music was loud, and the traveler turned his back to the audience. He was obviously not wrapped in a cape, but he seemed to be a victorious general wearing a scarlet battle robe.

He no longer held the tinder in his hands, instead, he flicked the gun like a general, ready to embark on a new journey.

With the last sentence "Become our hero", the general raised his head and looked towards the sky.

The sky is in a trance with golden rain crowning him.

At this moment, he turned his head, with a casual and indifferent smile familiar to many e-sports players.

He raised his head, as if to invite everyone, let's go to the future together, no matter what abyss exists on the opposite side, it is like an inextinguishable fire, tenaciously illuminating a path.

- "Everyone."

A cool voice sang the last word in a low voice.

Whether it was Lin Shuangshuang or Jiang Wangye's own fans, they were actually worried that he would not gain honor on this stage, but would instead receive scolding.

Because Jiang Wangye didn't come from a major, he wasn't a boy, and he didn't put all his energy on dancing, so he wasn't very popular...

Today, all those worries need not exist.

Jiang Wangye solo dance fault first.

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