Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

Now, the kid who can hold Yue Lianzhou by the hem of his clothes and lower his head and whisper "Brother" has grown up.

Yue Lianzhou looked at him and sighed again.

"I knew I shouldn't have posted that black rose for you."

"Then what?" Jiang Wangye frowned.

The boat team back then was not like it is now, ten sets of BOH team uniforms were worn in turn, highlighting that a straight male e-sports player does not need good looks.

Mr. Zhou was also a punk teenager in the second grade, and his tattoos are very similar to his style, all of which are dark and mighty.

Jiang Wangye thought for a while but couldn't think of anything else that was suitable for him.

"I should put a yellow one on you." Yue Lianzhou looked at him, "Mr. Jiang, no matter what I do, you have to think in an unhealthy direction? You were only 15 years old back then, and your body was so thin that you could use it as a washboard. What kind of beast am I to have thoughts about you at that time?"

"...Sleep, good night."

"Teacher Jiang? Isn't it true that if you are exposed, you will hang up the video?" Yue Lianzhou felt a little funny, "What's the matter? When we come back and meet, you are embarrassed and can still go offline?"

Jiang Wangye waved to the camera persistently: "Goodbye."

Yue Lianzhou had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'll leave it to you. Good night."

After hanging up the video, Jiang Wangye lay upright on the bed and closed his eyes.

It's time to go to bed, there is still class tomorrow, and dance practice will continue in the evening.

Five minutes later, Jiang Wangye opened his eyes.

No, I can't fall asleep, my mind is full of slowing down the whole process of what he thought of just now.

From the beginning to the end, replay it over and over again, the more you think about it, the more energetic you become.

Sure enough, human beings will repeatedly play embarrassing social death moments in the dead of night, and then toss and turn completely insomnia.

The insomniac Jiang Wangye took out his phone and checked Weibo again.

Weibo is still singing and dancing, and the number of cross-country chatterers has exceeded [-].

Some people draw fanart, some write fanfiction, and some editing wives cut videos.

Those little details that he didn't notice were all caught by the fans frame by frame.

"I don't dare to say if it's true, but anyway, the surname Zhou looks at my son with dirty eyes."

"In the one-and-a-half-hour variety show, as long as Zhou is in the camera, he is either staring at Mr. Jiang, or he is about to stare at Mr. Jiang. Can you just put your eyes on someone?"

"My boyfriend never looked at me like that!"

"But having said that, they knew each other before? Then why did the two pretend not to know each other on the first day they met? They even introduced themselves after laughing to death."

"Little game for couples?"

"I was really unfamiliar with it before, maybe, when did it start to get better?"

Jiang Wangye looked at the phone.

He was also a little curious, so he simply closed Weibo and opened WeChat and asked directly: "When did you stop seeing me as a younger brother?"

The other side replied in seconds: "The first day of recording the show, the first time I saw you."

The corners of Jiang Wangye's mouth twitched, and he couldn't believe it.

"Really?"

"of course."

Jiang Wangye turned over and asked again, "So it's love at first sight?"

"Calculate."

"Or just for sex?"

After sending it, I felt that I was a little too narcissistic, and was about to withdraw it, but the other side had already sent back the message.

"It doesn't count." Yue Lianzhou returned quickly: "It's time to see the color."

Jiang Wangye turned off his phone.

After a while it opened again.

"Why don't you ask me when I stopped treating you as my brother?"

"Mr. Jiang."

"Ok?"

"I'm not Yuli Lu, I don't know how to bite the bait after you've fished like that, thank you."

"Whoever catches you will bite?" After sending the WeChat message, Jiang Wangye felt that his tone was a bit too hypocritical, so he made up for it: "Just kidding..."

Before I finished typing, the message from the other side came back.

"Of course not. I don't want to bite the hook, but you are Jiang Wangye."

After all, I sent a cute cat head.

"..."

"What's wrong, Mr. Jiang? Why are you sending cold ellipses to me again? I suggest replacing it with six hearts next time, to warm you, me, and him."

"No, there is no 'he', just you and me."

Jiang Wangye couldn't help laughing.

"Go to bed early and see you next week."

"Okay, see you next week."

He was happy when someone knocked on the door cautiously.

Xiao Zhou poked his head out, with a hesitant expression on his face.

Jiang Wangye sat up: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing serious... It's just that sister Yu called and said that next week's magazine shooting has been cancelled."

As he spoke, he looked at Jiang Wangye's expression.

Next week's shoot will be "Will", the inside cover of a first-line fashion magazine, which is a relatively good resource for Jiang Wangye.

"Oh." Jiang Wangye frowned: "Have you been cut off by Shenchuang Entertainment again?"

"It wasn't this time... This time it was intercepted by Xu Shimei and her son."

"Oh."

Xu Shimei's son is quite popular, and has more fans than Jiang Wangye's. After all, he has the capital to support him, and he is handsome.

Jiang Wangye is a little used to it, and this kind of interception of resources has happened too many times.

Xiao Zhou blinked and looked at him.

Xiao Zhou was a person who put all his moods on his face. At this time, not only was there no anger or anger on his face, he even had a bit of uncontrollable joy on his face.

"Anything else?"

"Hey, there is one more small thing," Xiao Zhou cleared his throat, "KINDE Jewelry intends to sign a contract with us as a brand ambassador!"

Jiang Wangye was taken aback.

KINDE jewelry is world-renowned luxury, and the price of a single product is not lower than four digits. There is also a brand auction every year, and it is often sold at an astonishing price.

In the past, this brand only selected the top domestic stars as endorsements. Jiang Wangye had the impression that KINDE didn't do much marketing, and that celebrities only signed endorsers, not brand ambassadors.

Xiao Zhou over there has poured out everything he knows.

"I heard that the chief designer of KINDE is a big fan of the boat team. I wanted to invite the boat team to be the spokesperson before, but the boat team didn't want to waste time to cooperate with the publicity, so they didn't agree. This year he won three consecutive championships. Kinde didn't give up. Once, the boat team seemed to refuse again."

Xiao Zhou didn't say the following words, but Jiang Wangye understood immediately.

His popularity in China is not top-notch. For a brand like KINDE jewelry, even if Xingxia Media recommends him to others with his information, they will not take a look.

It could only be that Yue Lianzhou recommended him to the brand.

"Brother Jiang, KINDE has never looked for a brand ambassador. You are the first one. Will you be the brand ambassador first, and then the spokesperson? I heard that even the actor Zhang is in contact with KINDE, but KINDE doesn't like him." Xiao Zhou Chattering excitedly, he turned his head and was taken aback.

"Brother Jiang? Are you unhappy?"

Jiang Wangye lowered his head and looked at his phone.

After a while, he shook his head.

"No, very happy."

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Pre-received article: "After I Retire from Hell"

Gong X, a counselor of medical school who believes in science but is always on the way to pinch ghosts, has worked in the underworld for 500 years as a health-preserving salted fish social animal nurse. He usually doesn't fight ghosts. Ghosts know Manager Fang.

Copywriter:

Xie Fangcheng worked conscientiously in the underworld for 500 years, and finally retired as an outstanding employee.

The boss kindly asked him, do you want to return to the world?In this way, after 80 years, you can still come to the underworld to continue 007.

Xie Fangcheng nodded.

Opening his eyes again, he was lying on the altar, about to be sacrificed to the river god by the villagers.

Jie Fangcheng:? ? ?Can't it?This is going to continue with 007?Not even a day off?

Copywriting 1

It is said that the adopted son of the Xie family changed after he returned to the Xie family. He was originally ambitious to fight for the family property, but now he has become a salted fish paralyzed.

Copywriting 2

It was also said that the eldest son of the Fang family was possessed by a ghost. When he saw the adopted son of the Xie family, he stood at attention and was very obsequious.

Jie Fangcheng: I said I have seen this ghost

Copywriting 3

Zhang Daowu responded to the call of the country, and the eminent monk went down the mountain to find a job again. After three years of examination, he finally landed and was assigned to a medical school as a counselor.

Student: Teacher, are there really ghosts in the world?

Zhang Daowu smiled slightly: Believe in science.

After finishing speaking, he wiped Li Gui's hand clean and left with the Zen stick.

Food Instructions

①Gong means shaving, not baldness

②Non-upgrade stream, double full level at the beginning

Zhengdao Guang Medical College counselor Gong X underworld retired department manager accepted