Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

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Floor 2: Enter when you see the question mark, needless to say, I understand everything

Floor 3: I was at the scene and had already smoked five cigarettes. The neighbor knocked on the door and asked me if my house was on fire. I said that my house was indeed on fire.

Floor 4: Why the fuck is he a love brain?

Floor 5: I only know that the boat team is shameless, but I didn't expect it to be so shameless!If people ignore him, he can still send ten WeChat messages to harass them!

7th floor: I searched Jiang Wangye overnight, I don't agree with this marriage!

Floor 10: Don’t worry, I don’t think Jiang Wangye agrees

Floor 14:?Is it really not a straight man's trick?It's normal to put it on the boat team, right?After all, a man who can open his eyes and tell nonsense on any occasion

Floor 19: Yes, after all, it is the host who asks "favorite professional player" and randomly selects a man who answers each time

Floor 20: Indeed, so far no one knows what he likes to eat

Floor 21: No one knows what hero he likes

Floor 23: Thank you upstairs for taking the trouble to block the cabinet door, good people are safe in life

Floor 25: A good person lives a safe life

Floor 27: Can't people be good brothers? Can the CP brain get out of the gaming circle?Even e-sports players are not spared?

Floor 30: Who the fuck won't let anyone go?Will you send ten WeChat messages to your good brother? ?

Floor 31: Hello brother, still haven't answered you?

Floor 32: But you still keep posting? ?

Floor 34: It seems that this kind of situation has never happened in my friendship

Floor 37: I don’t have this kind of brother directly

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Building 2017: No, I can't sleep, I close my eyes and become "Teacher Jiang"

Building 2023: Who is not?I'm still Jiang Wangye's black man, and I've already bought five bottles of beer, and I still can't figure out how he got the boat team

Floor 2027: Be sober, the boat team wants to get him, but they haven't got it yet, they ignore him

Building 2030: It's okay not to mention it, but it makes me even angrier when I think that he didn't agree. Why didn't he agree to the boat team? Why can't he be worthy of him! ! !

Floor 2032: I just went to Jiang Wangye’s Chaochao to ask, and I was blocked, good guy, both the boss and the fans look down on him, hahahaha

Floor 2042: Well, Jiang Wangye Wei fans will answer. Stars are super forbidden to mention others. It's not that they don't like it, but they don't dare to mention it, for fear of being sent out screenshots to talk about the popularity of the Cengzhou team.Ono and fans respect Mr. Zhou very much, we dare not climb/cry

Floor 2045: Teacher Jiang's only fan, hello, the boat team is not named Zhou, but Yue Yue

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Floor 6079: Although...does anyone remember that the live broadcast room is actually Lu Yuli's live broadcast room?Yuli Lu Panic.jpg

At 02:30 in the morning, Jiang Wangye completed the goal he set for himself.

He filled a bottle of water, wiped his sweat with a soaked towel, and then picked up his phone.

stunned.

Fifteen WeChat messages, from Yue Lianzhou.

At the beginning, I still asked about my coldness and warmth, "Did Mr. Jiang eat and drink?" In the end, it became more and more outrageous.

"Mr. Jiang, are you really asleep? Hey, what the netizens said is right, it really hurts to fall in love with someone first."

Followed by a yellow-faced cry from the system.

When the two of them got along in private, Yue Lianzhou was always very aggressive, staring at him would make Jiang Wangye feel like he was being targeted by a hunter.

At this time, I still cry in WeChat.

Jiang Wangye replied with an ellipsis.

He originally thought that the other party should be asleep, but he didn't expect Yue Lianzhou to return in seconds.

"Finished?"

"Ah."

"Is it convenient to start a video?"

There's nothing inconvenient about it.

Jiang Wangye put down the pinned T-shirt, held up his phone, wiped his sweat with one hand, and made a video call.

Pick up on the opposite side.

Jiang Wangye was taken aback: "Are you asleep?"

The lights on the opposite side were not turned on, only the faint light of the mobile phone was shining, even Yue Lianzhou, who was known as "the face of the competition", couldn't bear the death light.

"No, I'm watching the video."

With that said, he sat up and turned on the light.

Yue Lianzhou was shirtless, and when the light came on, Jiang Wangye moved his phone away first.

Yue Lianzhou looked at him and smiled.

"Mr. Jiang, aren't you very relaxed this afternoon, and you still want to 'let me do it', and now you are shy just looking at me?"

Jiang Wangye pursed his lower lip, refusing to answer the question.

"why are not you sleeping?"

Yue Lianzhou put the phone on the bedside table, took the T-shirt next to it and put it on.

"You will be ranked after training. You just finished training?"

"Ah."

"Wow, Mr. Jiang is indeed a tough guy." Yue Lianzhou applauded as he spoke.

Jiang Wangye stopped wiping his sweat.

"Iron-blooded tough guy" is what his fans often say. When did this guy go to his super chat again?

"You...don't keep watching me." Jiang Wangye felt his face turn red when he thought of the rainbow farts that he had blown so outrageously that he couldn't bear to watch them. "They all have filters for me. A lot of it is bullshit."

"Mr. Jiang, I am very unconvinced by what you said. Could it be that my filter for you is thinner than theirs?"

As he said that, Yue Lianzhou sighed: "It seems that I usually blow less, Teacher Jiang doesn't believe me."

Jiang Wangye knew he was teasing him, but he still couldn't stand it.

"...can you stop calling me teacher?"

"What's that called?" Yue Lianzhou propped his chin, looking at Jiang Wangye with interest.

He found that no matter how red his ears were, this person's expression was calm and composed, and even his eyes could be upright, which made people want to use despicable means to pierce his disguise.

Jiang Wangye looked at his gradually changing eyes, but he was steady, and looked at him: "Call me Xiaoye, call me Jiang Wangye, whatever you want."

"Follow me again?" Yue Lianzhou raised his eyebrows, "You should also call your wife?"

He reached out and flicked the screen, the phone moved, Jiang Wangye frowned as if he had been flicked too, but this time he didn't respond.

Yue Lianzhou looked at him and smiled.

"Then what are you going to call me? Always call me the boat team?"

"Brother Zhou." Jiang Wangye changed his words quickly.

During the vacation he spent with Yue Lianzhou, he always called Brother Zhou, and it was not unfamiliar at all to call out at this time.

Yue Lianzhou shook his head, "Jiang Wangye, I personally suggest not to call me brother. Of course, except for some specific scenes."

"why?"

"In the past, you called me brother Zhou and I treated you as a younger brother, but now it's impossible. If you call me brother again, you will let me," Yue Lianzhou thought for a while, "I feel immoral."

He really regarded the child as his younger brother at the beginning, but now he calls him brother, Yue Lianzhou thinks he is not a gentleman, but he doesn't want to really put those thoughts on him.

After he finished speaking, the person opposite lowered his eyelids.

Yue Lianzhou looked at him.

This person has just finished exercising, and the T-shirt on his body is clinging to him. His figure is slim, with a youthful thin appearance, clean and fragile.

The boy raised his eyes, and his eyes were clean.

"Isn't that right, brother?"

The author has something to say:

yes, on purpose